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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Sorry, but I need to vent!! So I went to Asda to get some early Christmas stuff. I noticed this lady was staring at me. No biggie. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes. Again... STARING! So now I'm thinking, What's her problem?! I finish my shopping and go to the tills. Of course who is there ahead of me but this same woman. She turns around and starts staring again. So I start playing with my phone so I don't have to look at her. Finally she says "I want to apologise for staring at you, but you look just like my son who just passed away." I felt really bad, after that and gave her my condolences. She said "Thank you...sorry, But I have a favour to ask. I know it's weird and I would understand completely if you don't want to, but can you give me a hug and say 'Bye Mummy' to me?" Inside I'm thinking WTF?!?! But trying to be understanding, I went ahead and did it. She smiled, thanked me, and left.

Proper awkward! The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to £100.87. I knew something wasn't right, because it should have been about £40 or so. The cashier then tells me that my total was included with my Mum's. I'm like, "What?!!!" She said, "Your Mum said you were paying for her last few items along with your things. I told her that the woman was most definitely NOT my Mum. She said, "Well I saw you hug her and heard you call her Mummy!" fuck!!...I flew out of the shop looking for this witch, ready to get her, I see her loading up her car! She saw me and jumped in her car, I got to her as she was putting her leg in, and as I started pulling her leg hard, it came off in my hands, so I grabbed her other leg and started pulling, just like I'm pulling yours right now!! Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw this on FB a few weeks ago, made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahaha i was just going to rant madly there nice1

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I was horrified! Ya bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was horrified! Ya bastard! "

Lmao that was brilliant - totally fell for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was horrified! Ya bastard! "

so glad that she fooled you to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was on my FB recently and the person posting it got a lot of grief over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not funny i happen to have a false leg

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By *ivinefoxWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

What was the point of that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I was

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Not funny i happen to have a false leg"
I've got a mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent. Loved it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was reeled in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear.If it was on Facebook it was bound to be hilarious.

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