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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am in a bastard of a bad mood....

How should one go about changing ones mood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in a bastard of a bad mood....

How should one go about changing ones mood?"

Relax, sit down, cold beer or wine and chat to all the lovely people on fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a wank"

Can't be bothered....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Got any funny DVDs? That always gets me cheered up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am in a bastard of a bad mood....

How should one go about changing ones mood?

Relax, sit down, cold beer or wine and chat to all the lovely people on fab

Now you're trying to challenge me to achieve the impossible....

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

go on YouTube and watch some funny videos of cats

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got any funny DVDs? That always gets me cheered up."

Ahhh comedy is always a good thing....

Must Google some Jim Jefferies

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go for a walk

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Slap yourself about the body with a wet fish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"go on YouTube and watch some funny videos of cats "

Noooo.... I am far too manly to be fooled into being happy by a fluffy cute thing!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Have a wank"
this. Honestly! Porn and a wank.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Slap yourself about the body with a wet fish

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he's haddock already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What put you in the mood?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slap yourself about the body with a wet fish

Go For a Walk

Too cold for either of the above...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in a bastard of a bad mood....

How should one go about changing ones mood?

Relax, sit down, cold beer or wine and chat to all the lovely people on fab

Now you're trying to challenge me to achieve the impossible....

But its a good challenge

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Start an argument with an idiot. Always entertains me.

Not on here, though. There are no idiots on Fab.

Try 4chan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put on your fav tunes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What put you in the mood?"

Good Question!!

Not sure, think combination of events...

Divorced now but not got finance settled..

I have a Painfully slow solicitor..

I am actually quite happy being single, which is a surprise to me...

I think its feeling like I am 21 with the social circle of a 101 year old.

Argh Life......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put on your fav tunes "

I thought that earlier, I last listened to "Hurt" by Johnny Cash.... might be his fault!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got for a swim or gym session.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start an argument with an idiot. Always entertains me.

Not on here, though. There are no idiots on Fab.

Try 4chan"

Are there not? I beg to differ good sir! Fab is awash with morons

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Argh Life......"

Only you can change it.

What makes you happy? Do that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am in a bastard of a bad mood....

How should one go about changing ones mood?

Relax, sit down, cold beer or wine and chat to all the lovely people on fab

Now you're trying to challenge me to achieve the impossible....

But its a good challenge

OK...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Argh Life......

Only you can change it.

What makes you happy? Do that.

Your chin man made me smile.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a dog? Cuddling my dogs or playing tug-o-war always puts me in a much better mood

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argh Life......

Only you can change it.

What makes you happy? Do that.

Your chin man made me smile.....

Chin, knee, boob....whatever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got for a swim or gym session.

I think I need a distraction, or some temptation....

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I am in a bastard of a bad mood....

How should one go about changing ones mood?"

Have a word with yourself.

Then watch a funny film.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have a dog? Cuddling my dogs or playing tug-o-war always puts me in a much better mood

-Courtney"

I have two dogs......

But the Ex wife has them.... really depressed now....

I make "marvin the depressed android" look like a life coach!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Now things have settled, plan a trip to an adult club, transport, hotel, clothes etc.....then pick a day and do it. That will cheer you up (and have a wank)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey welcome to the big "D" club. I got mine in September. Life'll get easier hun. We all have off days.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Have a good old perv... Soak in a bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe no-one's mentioned cake.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Start an argument with an idiot. Always entertains me.

Not on here, though. There are no idiots on Fab.

Try 4chan

Are there not? I beg to differ good sir! Fab is awash with morons"

Fair enough. You tell them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a dog? Cuddling my dogs or playing tug-o-war always puts me in a much better mood

-Courtney

I have two dogs......

But the Ex wife has them.... really depressed now....

I make "marvin the depressed android" look like a life coach!!"

Your ex got the dogs?!?! Now I know why you're upset. I don't think anything can help you now

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Can't believe no-one's mentioned a nice piece of fruit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quiet, cool room always helps me chill out. If it's raining where you are, open the window and listen to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got for a swim or gym session.

I think I need a distraction, or some temptation...."

Well if you can't be tempted or distracted on fab where can you be....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now things have settled, plan a trip to an adult club, transport, hotel, clothes etc.....then pick a day and do it. That will cheer you up (and have a wank) "

I'll pop in and see Stu at Tease 2.

Hearing his woes will no doubt cheer me up.....

Probably, (well I have), given a false impression of myself on here today... I am normally quite fun... by feel like I have been stood next to a MoodHoover for too long.

I hate being BiPolar, it's AWESOME!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe no-one's mentioned cake.

Yes cake!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe no-one's mentioned a nice piece of fruit.

I didn't say that, lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got for a swim or gym session.

I think I need a distraction, or some temptation....

Well if you can't be tempted or distracted on fab where can you be....

Nice ass pic btw, might have to check it out again.....

you and me have alot of things on my mind.....

Cheers I am feeling happy now, and as long as Happy does not tell I shall be ok!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a water pistol, fill it with ice cold water & fire it at anyone walking by

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Now things have settled, plan a trip to an adult club, transport, hotel, clothes etc.....then pick a day and do it. That will cheer you up (and have a wank)

I'll pop in and see Stu at Tease 2.

Hearing his woes will no doubt cheer me up.....

Probably, (well I have), given a false impression of myself on here today... I am normally quite fun... by feel like I have been stood next to a MoodHoover for too long.

I hate being BiPolar, it's AWESOME!!!"

Get naked, then you can be a BiPolar Bear. Why the bloody hell would Stu at Tease be miserable? Am I right in think he owns an adult club?!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Do a hand-stand and turn that grown upside down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe no-one's mentioned a nice piece of fruit.

Oh!

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks all,

your messages are not what I expected, I appreciate the thoughts!!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Do a hand-stand and turn that frown upside down

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Argh Life......

Only you can change it.

What makes you happy? Do that.

Your chin man made me smile.....

That's not my chin!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now things have settled, plan a trip to an adult club, transport, hotel, clothes etc.....then pick a day and do it. That will cheer you up (and have a wank)

I'll pop in and see Stu at Tease 2.

Hearing his woes will no doubt cheer me up.....

Probably, (well I have), given a false impression of myself on here today... I am normally quite fun... by feel like I have been stood next to a MoodHoover for too long.

I hate being BiPolar, it's AWESOME!!!

Get naked, then you can be a BiPolar Bear. Why the bloody hell would Stu at Tease be miserable? Am I right in think he owns an adult club?! "

Yes he does think that. My life,My soul...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Argh Life......

Only you can change it.

What makes you happy? Do that.

Your chin man made me smile.....

That's not my chin!!!

Ok.... wtf is that wearing a hat??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a water pistol, fill it with ice cold water & fire it at anyone walking by

I did this with hose pipe over fence at son and friends .Was rather funny .

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Can't believe no-one's mentioned a nice piece of fruit.

I didn't say that, lol."

Damn auto-carrot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get a water pistol, fill it with ice cold water & fire it at anyone walking by

I did this with hose pipe over fence at son and friends .Was rather funny .

Funny in a similar way....

To cheer myself up I installed a Loud Lorry Airhorn in my car..... the joys to behold upon sounding the horn....I love seeing people jump scared....

I forgot how complete my life is!!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Argh Life......

Only you can change it.

What makes you happy? Do that.

Your chin man made me smile.....

That's not my chin!!!

Ok.... wtf is that wearing a hat??"

It's my left bewb!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Argh Life......

Only you can change it.

What makes you happy? Do that.

Your chin man made me smile.....

That's not my chin!!!

Ok.... wtf is that wearing a hat??"

I sense a cheerier mood imminently...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slap yourself about the body with a wet fish

Go For a Walk

Too cold for either of the above...

guarantee you will come back from a walk warm as toast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Argh Life......

Only you can change it.

What makes you happy? Do that.

Your chin man made me smile.....

That's not my chin!!!

Ok.... wtf is that wearing a hat??

I sense a cheerier mood imminently...

Life is an occasion...Rise to it... as they say..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in a bastard of a bad mood....

How should one go about changing ones mood?"

Same here

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

Here's a little song I wrote

You might want to sing it note for note

Don't worry, be happy

In every life we have some trouble

When you worry you make it double

Don't worry, be happy

Don't worry, be happy now

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Be happy

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry, be happy

Ain't got no place to lay your head

Somebody came and took your bed

Don't worry, be happy

The landlord say your rent is late

He may have to litigate

Don't worry, be happy

Look at me, I'm happy

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Be happy

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry, be happy

Give you my phone number

When you worry, call me, I make you happy

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Be happy

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry, be happy

Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style

Ain't got no girl to make you smile

But don't worry, be happy

'Cause when you worry, your face will frown

And that will bring everybody down

So don't worry, be happy

Don't worry, be happy now

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Be happy

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry, be happy

Now there, is this song I wrote

I hope you learned it note for note

Like good little children

Don't worry, be happy

Listen to what I say

In your life expect some trouble

When you worry you make it double

Don't worry, be happy, be happy now

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Be happy

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry, be happy

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Be happy

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry, be happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"go on YouTube and watch some funny videos of cats "

I agree with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put on your fav tunes

I thought that earlier, I last listened to "Hurt" by Johnny Cash.... might be his fault!!"

Go for A Boy Named Sue instead-always make me smile,or One Piece At A Time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argh Life......

Only you can change it.

What makes you happy? Do that.

Your chin man made me smile.....

I just want to point out its a boob not a chin!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Argh Life......

Only you can change it.

What makes you happy? Do that.

Your chin man made me smile.....

I just want to point out its a boob not a chin!"

Prove it, show us yer knees!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in a bastard of a bad mood....

How should one go about changing ones mood?"

Why not start loads of jokey threads with corny punchlines.

It seems to have worked for that other fellah.

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