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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I'm dying. Man flu has me and I just wanted to say its been fun whilst it lasted. Think fondly of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'm dying. Man flu has me and I just wanted to say its been fun whilst it lasted. Think fondly of me"

Seriously dude man the fuck up, put your big boy pants on and get on with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'm dying. Man flu has me and I just wanted to say its been fun whilst it lasted. Think fondly of me"

throws you some tissues try going thru childbirth now that feels like you dying.. so man up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I'm dying. Man flu has me and I just wanted to say its been fun whilst it lasted. Think fondly of me

Seriously dude man the fuck up, put your big boy pants on and get on with it!"

No! Can't!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'm dying. Man flu has me and I just wanted to say its been fun whilst it lasted. Think fondly of me

throws you some tissues try going thru childbirth now that feels like you dying.. so man up "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I'm dying. Man flu has me and I just wanted to say its been fun whilst it lasted. Think fondly of me

throws you some tissues try going thru childbirth now that feels like you dying.. so man up "

It's going dark here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'm dying. Man flu has me and I just wanted to say its been fun whilst it lasted. Think fondly of me

throws you some tissues try going thru childbirth now that feels like you dying.. so man up

It's going dark here..."

That's another great man we've lost, NEXT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'm dying. Man flu has me and I just wanted to say its been fun whilst it lasted. Think fondly of me

throws you some tissues try going thru childbirth now that feels like you dying.. so man up "

If childbirth was really that bad we'd be extinct!

ManFlu however is debilitating and you never hear a man say.. "No wine for me or I can't eat that..... I'm trying to get ManFlu" !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well plenty more men on fab lol xxx man up its a sniffle x

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I think I'm dying. Man flu has me and I just wanted to say its been fun whilst it lasted. Think fondly of me

throws you some tissues try going thru childbirth now that feels like you dying.. so man up

If childbirth was really that bad we'd be extinct!

ManFlu however is debilitating and you never hear a man say.. "No wine for me or I can't eat that..... I'm trying to get ManFlu" !!!!!"

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Stop telling people to Man up... Taken from the Internet.......

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Man Flu : Fact Versus Fiction

Man Flu is simply a cold, the symptoms of which are greatly exaggerated by men.

FALSE - Man Flu is a serious and potentially life threatening illness, and will no doubt soon be on the Health and Safety Executive's list of Reportable Diseases. Man Flu is a distinct disease in its own right, and should not be misdiagnosed as a mere common cold.

Women can catch Man Flu

FALSE - Man Flu does not attack humans with the XX chromosome, only those with the XY chromosome. This genetic mutation effectively immunises females against Man Flu. This may account for the reason that women widely believe that Man Flu is actually just the common cold, but with a bit of extra drama thrown in for good measure.

The best way to deal with Man Flu is to just 'get on with it'

FALSE - Extensive research has proven that the only way to combat the crippling effects of Man Flu is complete withdrawal to the sofa and uninterrupted mollycoddling by the girlfriend / wife.

Men have a slower recovery rate from Man Flu than women do from the common cold

TRUE - The effects of Man Flu can linger for days and days, compared with just a few hours for the common cold. If the man is not permitted the correct period of convalescence following an attack of Man Flu he can be plunged back into a critical condition (see The Woman's Role as Carer).

Man Flu is just a way for men to get sympathy / time off work / time in front of the telly

FALSE - Man Flu is a bona-fide and debilitating illness, would men make a meal of that sort of thing?

The pain and suffering of Man Flu is similar to that of child birth

TRUE - Though at least with child birth it's all done and dusted in a few hours, but Man Flu can last for weeks...

The best cure for Man Flu is a cocktail of Night Nurse, Day Nurse, chicken noodle soup and whiskey.

FALSE - There is no cure for Man Flu. Once infected the afflicted can only hope that the gods roll the dice in favour of life rather than slow, lingering death.

While suffering from Man Flu, men would like nothing more than to go to work and try to forget about their affliction.

TRUE - However, men recognise the huge risk of spreading Man Flu to other men. Indeed, a single cough in the wrong direction could hold enough Man Flu germs to wipe out a small rainforest tribe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'm dying. Man flu has me and I just wanted to say its been fun whilst it lasted. Think fondly of me

throws you some tissues try going thru childbirth now that feels like you dying.. so man up "

No man ever tries to get man flu again! Yet women get excited when they're pregnant with their 2nd child! So with childbirth doesn't hurt or women forget the pain! Unlike men who recognise the symptoms which will create pain and try hiding from it! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And there I was hoping for a little tea and sympathy! Cor you women can be nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey buddy I feel for you stay in the warm get a female servant as they wont catch it or understand and if you do die then it's been nice being part of your thread . Good luck

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

All I can say is that the milk of human kindness doesn't seem to reside in the mammaries of the women who visit this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwww wipes your nose hands you a nice cup of tea and tucks a blanket around you i bet you feel better already

oh and hands you the tv remote control haha

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By *ynamicrickCouple
over a year ago

scunthorpe

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"I think I'm dying. Man flu has me and I just wanted to say its been fun whilst it lasted. Think fondly of me"

Tell it to someone who cares lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel your pain mate, I've been struggling on for a week now but managed (God knows how) to make my work, but us men just get on with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'm dying. Man flu has me and I just wanted to say its been fun whilst it lasted. Think fondly of me

throws you some tissues try going thru childbirth now that feels like you dying.. so man up "

Passing a kidney stone...puts both of them to shame!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feel your pain mate, I've been struggling on for a week now but managed (God knows how) to make my work, but us men just get on with it "

The only reason I'm not at work now is because I'm coughing so much its making me sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Child birth!!! Pull your lips apart, really spread the fuckers wide and then at the same time go to the loo, try pushing really fucking hard and then see how that works out for you!!

Yes we forget the pain after awhile and yes we go through it again (we some) but you don't hear is moaning about it for weeks on end! We say 'never again' once and then 'poof' it's forgotten, men on the other end with a bout of the flu; moan for days on end!!

Try pushing a melon out your fucking Fanny!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing something to my back was worse pain than childbirth.

The pain that went through me when I coughed or sneezed made childbirth feel like very mild period pain.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

It's a little know fact that more men die each year from MFN (Man Flu Neglect) than lots of other things like rabbit attacks and choking on paint brushes.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Get a flu jab before next year then .. feel better soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'm dying. Man flu has me and I just wanted to say its been fun whilst it lasted. Think fondly of me"

Have some minge wipes...

Last time I thought I had man flu it was viral meningitis with a secondary blood borne bacterial infection. Man up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just got over real flu - took myself to bed - fluids and lots of paracetamol - 3 days worth of sweating and and sleeping - couple of weeks of feeling low and knackered -- dont moan jut get on with it - if you have flu you wouldnt feel like blabbing on here about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'm dying. Man flu has me and I just wanted to say its been fun whilst it lasted. Think fondly of me"

Pussy!

Suck it up cupcake- bet its a sniffle!

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