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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Today's rant?

Those people that seem to think it's acceptable to totally bypass that long queue on the motorway exit slip road, bomb down the motorway until the very last minute then expect to cut in right at the front, then get all ranty and sweary with you if you don't meekly cede to their demands and let them in right in front of you! Grrrrrrr

Anyway what's got your goat today!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing's got my goat today! It's not raining (as yet), I'm going to the zoo, and someone wonderful is coming to stay for the weekend. I just do not have it in me to rant today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does it always Rain on the school run?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today's rant?

Those people that seem to think it's acceptable to totally bypass that long queue on the motorway exit slip road, bomb down the motorway until the very last minute then expect to cut in right at the front, then get all ranty and sweary with you if you don't meekly cede to their demands and let them in right in front of you! Grrrrrrr

Anyway what's got your goat today!?! "

The sexy estate agent who feels it's ok to crash into my life once more, not caring what I'm up to but knowing I'll just fall at his feet. Fucking arsehole!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today's rant?

Those people that seem to think it's acceptable to totally bypass that long queue on the motorway exit slip road, bomb down the motorway until the very last minute then expect to cut in right at the front, then get all ranty and sweary with you if you don't meekly cede to their demands and let them in right in front of you! Grrrrrrr

Anyway what's got your goat today!?! "

I'm a happy nugget so far today.

But as a tip, you can drive with your car straddling to the lanes so people can't bypass everyone and slip in in front of the line. We do it all the time. I think people may hate us, though

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rant from me. Still buzzing, full of energy and stress-free after a little break.

Now phone off and into work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the housework fairies haven't turned up this morning. Again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today's rant?

Those people that seem to think it's acceptable to totally bypass that long queue on the motorway exit slip road, bomb down the motorway until the very last minute then expect to cut in right at the front, then get all ranty and sweary with you if you don't meekly cede to their demands and let them in right in front of you! Grrrrrrr

Anyway what's got your goat today!?!

I'm a happy nugget so far today.

But as a tip, you can drive with your car straddling to the lanes so people can't bypass everyone and slip in in front of the line. We do it all the time. I think people may hate us, though

-Courtney"

On a motorway??? Yes i can see why people would get annoyed at your inability to stay in one lane!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People outta my age range messaging me saying 'i know i'm out of your age range but'...then go on about what they want, like it doesn't matter what i want. Actually anyone who doesn't give a shit what i want is really appealling... Sure i'm gonna meet up with someone who doesn't care what i want, i can't see what could possibly go wrong there.

No i'm not putting filters on coz i need them off, i shall just whinge about it instead. Also i don't really care, ignorance is my thing now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That the housework fairies haven't turned up this morning. Again."

Ooh i've done all mine, was in a right home making mood when i got up, tempted to offer my services.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today's rant?

Those people that seem to think it's acceptable to totally bypass that long queue on the motorway exit slip road, bomb down the motorway until the very last minute then expect to cut in right at the front, then get all ranty and sweary with you if you don't meekly cede to their demands and let them in right in front of you! Grrrrrrr

Anyway what's got your goat today!?!

I'm a happy nugget so far today.

But as a tip, you can drive with your car straddling to the lanes so people can't bypass everyone and slip in in front of the line. We do it all the time. I think people may hate us, though

-Courtney

On a motorway??? Yes i can see why people would get annoyed at your inability to stay in one lane!"

Oh! I didn't really read that properly, did I? I meant when there is a line because a lane is shut down or something

I have been very dim on here lately.

-Courtney

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

No rant today I'm still on holiday and in bed checking out the lovely ladies online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People outta my age range messaging me saying 'i know i'm out of your age range but'...then go on about what they want, like it doesn't matter what i want. Actually anyone who doesn't give a shit what i want is really appealling... Sure i'm gonna meet up with someone who doesn't care what i want, i can't see what could possibly go wrong there.

No i'm not putting filters on coz i need them off, i shall just whinge about it instead. Also i don't really care, ignorance is my thing now."

I know what you mean!! I don't generally go older that 43 but the amount of 50 year olds just ignore what I have written anyway (and no I don't put filters on and I do chat to some older guys occasionally!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Realising you are one ingredient short of the recipe you are making Grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That the housework fairies haven't turned up this morning. Again.

Ooh i've done all mine, was in a right home making mood when i got up, tempted to offer my services. "

I'll leave the key under the mat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sleepy as a result of wheelie bin dodgems in my street all night. Why is the storm always the day after they've been emptied so are light enough to blow around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That the housework fairies haven't turned up this morning. Again.

Ooh i've done all mine, was in a right home making mood when i got up, tempted to offer my services.

I'll leave the key under the mat. "

Lol. Dunno why i'm so in the mood for tidying up again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People outta my age range messaging me saying 'i know i'm out of your age range but'...then go on about what they want, like it doesn't matter what i want. Actually anyone who doesn't give a shit what i want is really appealling... Sure i'm gonna meet up with someone who doesn't care what i want, i can't see what could possibly go wrong there.

No i'm not putting filters on coz i need them off, i shall just whinge about it instead. Also i don't really care, ignorance is my thing now.

I know what you mean!! I don't generally go older that 43 but the amount of 50 year olds just ignore what I have written anyway (and no I don't put filters on and I do chat to some older guys occasionally!) "

They actually say it though, 'i know im not what you're looking for but...blah blah blah'. Dunno why they think they're so special. I don't even fancy half the guys within my age ranges lol.

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By *sh6866Man
over a year ago

halifax

today's rant? ----- some total cunts knicked my bike last night, from right under our bedroom window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fizzing, I was desperate for a rant yesterday but had to wait for today's Thursday rant thread...

By which time I'd forgotten what I wanted to rant about, bloody ridiculous this ranting lark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

alls happy in my little part of the world today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"today's rant? ----- some total cunts knicked my bike last night, from right under our bedroom window."

sorry to hear that buddy, hope it's found or insured at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant is about small mindless secondary school children who think it's ok to bully a child because he's different and doesn't fit into the stereo typical bullshit that society says they should. And also to the parents for raising such vile human beings!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is about small mindless secondary school children who think it's ok to bully a child because he's different and doesn't fit into the stereo typical bullshit that society says they should. And also to the parents for raising such vile human beings!!!!!"

Here here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is about small mindless secondary school children who think it's ok to bully a child because he's different and doesn't fit into the stereo typical bullshit that society says they should. And also to the parents for raising such vile human beings!!!!!"

I hate bullys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is about small mindless secondary school children who think it's ok to bully a child because he's different and doesn't fit into the stereo typical bullshit that society says they should. And also to the parents for raising such vile human beings!!!!!

Here here!!

"

i second that

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I put some sugar in ma tea.

I don't have sugar in tea, only in coffee.

I had to boil the kettle again. Grrrrr

I'm not very good at this ranting malarkey am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rant about my kids!! Clean your own bloody messy scabby cornflakes off the side!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm hungry but don't enjoy food. ~feeling pissed off right now~

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I didn't have anything to rant about then I came into work and went to put something in my diary for December and in my boss's diary there's a team night out on the same date... so for the second time they've forgotten to invite me!

I'm taking the hint now! I'll go swish my new hair with my actual friends and my colleagues can go fuck themselves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't have anything to rant about then I came into work and went to put something in my diary for December and in my boss's diary there's a team night out on the same date... so for the second time they've forgotten to invite me!

I'm taking the hint now! I'll go swish my new hair with my actual friends and my colleagues can go fuck themselves! "

"Forgotten?" Is that what they told you?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I didn't have anything to rant about then I came into work and went to put something in my diary for December and in my boss's diary there's a team night out on the same date... so for the second time they've forgotten to invite me!

I'm taking the hint now! I'll go swish my new hair with my actual friends and my colleagues can go fuck themselves!

"Forgotten?" Is that what they told you? "

That's what I'm starting to wonder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snideyness in general, aargh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a fool mood today

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI


"My rant is about small mindless secondary school children who think it's ok to bully a child because he's different and doesn't fit into the stereo typical bullshit that society says they should. And also to the parents for raising such vile human beings!!!!!"

Sadly society is full of this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my emotions seem to rule over my head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People outta my age range messaging me saying 'i know i'm out of your age range but'...then go on about what they want, like it doesn't matter what i want. Actually anyone who doesn't give a shit what i want is really appealling... Sure i'm gonna meet up with someone who doesn't care what i want, i can't see what could possibly go wrong there.

No i'm not putting filters on coz i need them off, i shall just whinge about it instead. Also i don't really care, ignorance is my thing now."

People whining because someone would like to meet them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People outta my age range messaging me saying 'i know i'm out of your age range but'...then go on about what they want, like it doesn't matter what i want. Actually anyone who doesn't give a shit what i want is really appealling... Sure i'm gonna meet up with someone who doesn't care what i want, i can't see what could possibly go wrong there.

No i'm not putting filters on coz i need them off, i shall just whinge about it instead. Also i don't really care, ignorance is my thing now.

People whining because someone would like to meet them "

Ladies prerogative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've left work early to treat the boys to a Wetherspoons (boss points earned).

The log fire isn't on.

I'm displeased.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing much- happy and horny!

Baked 80-odd cupcakes and eaten none. Decorated 24 and still got 60 left to do but fuck it, going for a bath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing much- happy and horny!

Baked 80-odd cupcakes and eaten none. Decorated 24 and still got 60 left to do but fuck it, going for a bath! "

Any room in that bath just got back from the gym

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By *dventureslayerMan
over a year ago

London

That is a really good one I can't stand people that cut in at the last minute. In fact I drive a big truck and I generally try and block them. I feel like unless it's an emergency everybody needs to be patient and wait their turn and cutting in is just a huge insult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing much- happy and horny!

Baked 80-odd cupcakes and eaten none. Decorated 24 and still got 60 left to do but fuck it, going for a bath!

Any room in that bath just got back from the gym"

Scrub my back?

Whoops dropped the soap- let me just have a rummage with my hand...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nothing much- happy and horny!

Baked 80-odd cupcakes and eaten none. Decorated 24 and still got 60 left to do but fuck it, going for a bath!

Any room in that bath just got back from the gym

Scrub my back?

Whoops dropped the soap- let me just have a rummage with my hand... "

And you're going to ice some cakes afterwards!? I hope that soap is antibacterial!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing much- happy and horny!

Baked 80-odd cupcakes and eaten none. Decorated 24 and still got 60 left to do but fuck it, going for a bath!

Any room in that bath just got back from the gym

Scrub my back?

Whoops dropped the soap- let me just have a rummage with my hand...

And you're going to ice some cakes afterwards!? I hope that soap is antibacterial! "

Nope no more icing today- well cakes anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing much- happy and horny!

Baked 80-odd cupcakes and eaten none. Decorated 24 and still got 60 left to do but fuck it, going for a bath!

Any room in that bath just got back from the gym

Scrub my back?

Whoops dropped the soap- let me just have a rummage with my hand... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing much- happy and horny!

Baked 80-odd cupcakes and eaten none. Decorated 24 and still got 60 left to do but fuck it, going for a bath!

Any room in that bath just got back from the gym

Scrub my back?

Whoops dropped the soap- let me just have a rummage with my hand... "

Though we could just spoon and you could massage my thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably people saying that the Muslim faith should be banned due to a few idiots... It's like saying ban the Christian faith due to the kkk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nothing much- happy and horny!

Baked 80-odd cupcakes and eaten none. Decorated 24 and still got 60 left to do but fuck it, going for a bath!

Any room in that bath just got back from the gym

Scrub my back?

Whoops dropped the soap- let me just have a rummage with my hand...

And you're going to ice some cakes afterwards!? I hope that soap is antibacterial!

Nope no more icing today- well cakes anyway! "

enjoy yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing much- happy and horny!

Baked 80-odd cupcakes and eaten none. Decorated 24 and still got 60 left to do but fuck it, going for a bath!

Any room in that bath just got back from the gym

Scrub my back?

Whoops dropped the soap- let me just have a rummage with my hand...

Though we could just spoon and you could massage my thighs"

Thighs *sigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing much- happy and horny!

Baked 80-odd cupcakes and eaten none. Decorated 24 and still got 60 left to do but fuck it, going for a bath!

Any room in that bath just got back from the gym

Scrub my back?

Whoops dropped the soap- let me just have a rummage with my hand...

Though we could just spoon and you could massage my thighs

Thighs *sigh "

I love having my thighs massaged especially with a woman's lips

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By *utumnWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Rant Rant Rant Silly me

On the motorway, heard a horrendous loud bang sounded like a a gunshot, windscreen now has perfect bullet hole size of a 10p in it on drivers side

Rant because if I hadn't put my foot down a few minutes before, my car wouldn't have been where it was and whatever it was wouldn't have got me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rant Rant Rant Silly me

On the motorway, heard a horrendous loud bang sounded like a a gunshot, windscreen now has perfect bullet hole size of a 10p in it on drivers side

Rant because if I hadn't put my foot down a few minutes before, my car wouldn't have been where it was and whatever it was wouldn't have got me!!"

That is horrifying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rant Rant Rant Silly me

On the motorway, heard a horrendous loud bang sounded like a a gunshot, windscreen now has perfect bullet hole size of a 10p in it on drivers side

Rant because if I hadn't put my foot down a few minutes before, my car wouldn't have been where it was and whatever it was wouldn't have got me!!"

Probably just a stone bouncing up and nothing sinister, bet the adrenaline was pumping though! Glad you're safe though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also my day is going from bad to shite, their I was eating my lunch, and wam! Bread gets stuck and I can't breath, not to mention my tongue piercing had bread stuck on it.

The only good thing so far that I can't rant about is my friends amazing boobs, while helping her do diy, her vest kept getting lower and lower, maybe it's her fault I almost died!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting bored of having soup for dinner as I've had wisdom tooth out.

My "friend" being a total and and utter mug for a girl he met and she fucked him around and yet still talks to her like nothing happened?!

Also people claiming they're skint then a couple of days later, they go on a massive piss up.

Think that's it for now

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By *utumnWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Yes, shaken but fine thanks!

Couldn't believe how loud it was!

Man in a van coming tomorrow to replace i. I'm spending the night looking down the sides of the sofa for any spare coinage!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs people who message you like 3 times in a minute, then you block them so they have another profile and message you off that. no wonder my frigging blocklist gets so huge and breaks.

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