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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm sure we had a thread on this recently by that really clever guy who's name I always spell wrong.

Anyway point is I can't find it..

"99 little bugs in the code

99 little bugs in the code

Take one down path it around

127 little bugs in the code"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why did the functions stop calling each other?

Because they had constant arguments -- my personal favourite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There are only 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary, and those who don’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a programmer from Finland?

Nerdic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you call a programmer from Finland?

Nerdic"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a band called 1023mb.

They haven't had any gigs yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shrodingers cat walked into a bar and didn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A foo walks into a bar,

takes a look around,

and says "hello world"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you hear the boolean joke?

It was funny because it was true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuckling here , grr I am thinking geeks jokes lol.

As I am a major geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you tell the sex of a chromosome, take its genes down

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#lego {display:block}

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Two chemists go into a bar.

The barman says 'what would you guys like to drink?'

The first chemist says 'I'll have some H2O please'

The second chemist says 'I'll have some H2O too'

He died!!!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

The computer swallowed Grandma,

Yes, honestly it’s true!

She pressed 'control and 'enter'

And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,

The thought just makes me squirm.

She must have caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind;

I've even used the Internet,

But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Mr. Google

My searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative,

Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'

My Grandma you should see,

Please 'Copy, Scan' and 'Paste' her,

And send her back to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The computer swallowed Grandma,

Yes, honestly it’s true!

She pressed 'control and 'enter'

And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,

The thought just makes me squirm.

She must have caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind;

I've even used the Internet,

But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Mr. Google

My searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative,

Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'

My Grandma you should see,

Please 'Copy, Scan' and 'Paste' her,

And send her back to me.

"

Inspired!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?

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