FabSwingers.com forum: The Scientific benefits of letting rip...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A scientific research released of late seem to suggest farts have some health benefits. They suggested it helps mitigate cancer and heart attacks. This is because that "fart gas" contains hydrogen sulphide which gives it the stench. Apparently, hydrogen sulphide when inhaled does some good stuff.

I was wondering who must have been wasting theirs? I shall be holding mine back and charge some fees before letting rip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to memorise this for next time someone complains about the smell...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need to memorise this for next time someone complains about the smell..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It always surprises me what you find out in this forum lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... Apparently, hydrogen sulphide when inhaled does some good stuff."

Like....?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

And "they" say that cow contribute to the greenhouse effect

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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

So a smelly dog fart has a benefit?

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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

"And "they" say that cow contribute to the greenhouse effect"

And they are spending thousands to stop cows farting to save the world!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

If you hold your farts in they migrate up your spine and that's when you start spouting shit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It always surprises me what you find out in this forum lol "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you hold your farts in they migrate up your spine and that's when you start spouting shit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... Apparently, hydrogen sulphide when inhaled does some good stuff.

Like....?

Like... Reducing the risk of heart attack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing my bit for cancer and the fight against heart disease today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you hold your farts in they migrate up your spine and that's when you start spouting shit!

Sounds scientific enough to be true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to have a curry tonight,no need to thank me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to have a curry tonight,no need to thank me.

hahaha.

pretty sure i've cured cancer today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doing my bit for cancer and the fight against heart disease today.

Hahahaha

Glad I wasn't anywhere near you during your charity deed(s?).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to have a curry tonight,no need to thank me.

Make sure you tell those around you once you've done it to take a deep breath and hold their breath; to get ensure they get the full effect

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

So when I farted under the duvet and then stuffed my gf's head under the covers,I was showing concern for her welfare and NOT just being disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So when I farted under the duvet and then stuffed my gf's head under the covers,I was showing concern for her welfare and NOT just being disgusting"
Pmsl

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Don't cows create methane gas? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So when I farted under the duvet and then stuffed my gf's head under the covers,I was showing concern for her welfare and NOT just being disgusting"

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