FabSwingers.com forum: The undateable thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For all those that think they are undateable, come together (if you so wish!

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Get together, talk, take a leap of faith!!

Go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For all those that think they are undateable, come together (if you so wish!

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Get together, talk, take a leap of faith!!

Go!"

Lovely idea but I'm not gonna join this 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not undateable!!!! Just sometimes unreachable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For all those that think they are undateable, come together (if you so wish!

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Get together, talk, take a leap of faith!!

Go!

Lovely idea but I'm not gonna join this 1"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a proper cunt with a beard. I win.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a proper cunt with a beard. I win. "

That's rather descriptive !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuinely looking for a friend without benefits, at least to begin with as swinging has tainted me a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a proper cunt with a beard. I win. "

Wow just wow! Sure fire way to make yourself undateable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cunt

With a beard..?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I'm a proper cunt with a beard. I win. "

I thought I saw a cunt with a beard, but they were just long pubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For all those that think they are undateable, come together (if you so wish!

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Get together, talk, take a leap of faith!!

Go!

Lovely idea but I'm not gonna join this 1

Why the face? Do u think I'm undateable then? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a proper cunt with a beard. I win.

Wow just wow! Sure fire way to make yourself undateable!

Ha ha cheers dude.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm undateable but not past my use-by date.

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Here I am!! Come and see if you can take me off this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am. I hate being with myself half the time so I don't see why anyone else would choose to be with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For all those that think they are undateable, come together (if you so wish!

)

Get together, talk, take a leap of faith!!

Go!

Lovely idea but I'm not gonna join this 1

Why the face? Do u think I'm undateable then? X"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well this went downhill quickly. Why did I think it would go anywhere else!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup

I can't even make a first date. I think I want it, then realise I don't or that I have no time for it, plus added factors. Just miss some of the things that come with dating, so for Xmas I'd like a life size big fluffy teddy bear please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My advice to everyone. Don't wait for the dates to come to you - go get on the messaging system and ask for the dates yourself! Ladies, this includes you!

go for it peeps! Nobody on here is undateable!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yup

Teddy for the lady!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am. I hate being with myself half the time so I don't see why anyone else would choose to be with me"

Awe Chicky xx

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

Well i'm definitely undateable. Who would want to take a guy out who sits alone everynight watching tv and writing rubbish here on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am updateable cos I spend my days in the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuinely looking for a friend without benefits, at least to begin with as swinging has tainted me a little"

I'm just as fucked up as you are. I'm working on it now, by myself but with help if that makes sense. I now know i was primed/groomed to be the way i am and i'm spending more time learning how to be me, the real me again, and learn what i really like and want.

I don't think addicts help each other out, you need someone strong enough for two people, but i really wish you luck with this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone wanna date me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am updateable cos I spend my days in the gym

You should learn a skill while you're in there. Put those muscles to good use!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one in there right mind would put up with me lol.....moves away quietly to the lost cause corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am updateable cos I spend my days in the gym

You should learn a skill while you're in there. Put those muscles to good use!"
That is right. I should do that as well when in there

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

Couple of messages sent. Lets see if I get any replies. At least I'm trying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello I'm James, and I'm undateable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hardly ever free to meet lol

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By *aven QueenWoman
over a year ago

Putney

I'm so misunderstood lmao

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm one of those

Big girl, has it off with all genders and a Domme. You'd think decent suitors would be queuing up but nooooooooo.

They want to fuck me/get their kink on/screwed in the bottom but date me? No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only time any man looked at me was when he was legless and I had a paper bag on my head, hello my fellow brothers and sisters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a miserable, sarcastic, misanthropic arse. Undateable enough for this group?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me me me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the head up my own arse, nobody is possibly good enough, or meets my requirements kind of undateable.

I'm not really.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Anyone wanna date me?

Oooh, me please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My advice to everyone. Don't wait for the dates to come to you - go get on the messaging system and ask for the dates yourself! Ladies, this includes you!

go for it peeps! Nobody on here is undateable!! "

Can I just bump my own post - I still think people are sitting back waiting for the dates to come to them.

I'm aware of at least one date that will hopefully happen through this approach so get on it people!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm still dateless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My advice to everyone. Don't wait for the dates to come to you - go get on the messaging system and ask for the dates yourself! Ladies, this includes you!

go for it peeps! Nobody on here is undateable!!

Can I just bump my own post - I still think people are sitting back waiting for the dates to come to them.

I'm aware of at least one date that will hopefully happen through this approach so get on it people!!!"

This is true people!!! Life doesn't move unless we do something about it, see someone that takes your eye, just message them, what's the worst that could happen? They politely decline? If that's happens at least you will know; if they are a c€*t about it; they wasn't worth it in the long run and if they say yes!!! Fabtastic!!! Go get them!! Boys and girls!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems I am, lol. I'm.not ugly or owt. Must be the long hair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I'm still dateless

You know if there wasn't the whole 'distance' issue I'd take you to the park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My advice to everyone. Don't wait for the dates to come to you - go get on the messaging system and ask for the dates yourself! Ladies, this includes you!

go for it peeps! Nobody on here is undateable!!

Can I just bump my own post - I still think people are sitting back waiting for the dates to come to them.

I'm aware of at least one date that will hopefully happen through this approach so get on it people!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I messaged everyone in my area, had one date off it so far from the first topic. The 2nd topic the other guy didn't arrange anything for certain so it never happened. Tried again with the last topic, dates not arranged but i think they're gonna happen, we shall see.

Not too bothered, one guy i used to talk to so would like to meet him for a date but if they don't happen i still get meets and got other dates arranged with guys i like anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My advice to everyone. Don't wait for the dates to come to you - go get on the messaging system and ask for the dates yourself! Ladies, this includes you!

go for it peeps! Nobody on here is undateable!!

Can I just bump my own post - I still think people are sitting back waiting for the dates to come to them.

I'm aware of at least one date that will hopefully happen through this approach so get on it people!!!

just about to go get

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My advice to everyone. Don't wait for the dates to come to you - go get on the messaging system and ask for the dates yourself! Ladies, this includes you!

go for it peeps! Nobody on here is undateable!!

Can I just bump my own post - I still think people are sitting back waiting for the dates to come to them.

I'm aware of at least one date that will hopefully happen through this approach so get on it people!!!

just about to go get

Good for you!!! Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm still dateless

You know if there wasn't the whole 'distance' issue I'd take you to the park

Can we go on the swings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too busy to meet never mind date

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I'm still dateless

You know if there wasn't the whole 'distance' issue I'd take you to the park

Can we go on the swings?"

Only if you take me on the roundabout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm still dateless

You know if there wasn't the whole 'distance' issue I'd take you to the park

Can we go on the swings?

Only if you take me on the roundabout

Deal get a tiptop from the shop on the way home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was chatting to a guy about various things, dating came up then he said he wouldn't want to date someone who'd been on a sex site, thank god I'm on a swinging site and not a sex site! Some real charmers on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I'm still dateless

You know if there wasn't the whole 'distance' issue I'd take you to the park

Can we go on the swings?

Only if you take me on the roundabout

Deal get a tiptop from the shop on the way home

Yay!! (Is that a young persons thing, I literally have no idea what that is?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was chatting to a guy about various things, dating came up then he said he wouldn't want to date someone who'd been on a sex site, thank god I'm on a swinging site and not a sex site! Some real charmers on here

Sex is a big part of a relationship to me, i wouldn't rule anyone on a sex site out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put the undate in undateable

I put the pel in repel

And I'm the king of deleted messages

Other than that I'm a reight nice lad,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm still dateless

You know if there wasn't the whole 'distance' issue I'd take you to the park

Can we go on the swings?

Only if you take me on the roundabout

Deal get a tiptop from the shop on the way home

Yay!! (Is that a young persons thing, I literally have no idea what that is?!"

A tiptop is one of those cheapo juice cups that you pierced the lid with the straw isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm still dateless

You know if there wasn't the whole 'distance' issue I'd take you to the park

Can we go on the swings?

Only if you take me on the roundabout

Deal get a tiptop from the shop on the way home

Yay!! (Is that a young persons thing, I literally have no idea what that is?!"

I've opened up a can of worms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we do this in the New Year when I'll actually have time to date?

Not that it'll make a blind bit of difference.

I'm cursed I tells yer, cursed....

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"For all those that think they are undateable, come together (if you so wish!

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Get together, talk, take a leap of faith!!

Go!"

Yeah, I'll join in.

Have given up on the dating threads now as no interest...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say I'm undatable. The world of online dating certainly says that.

Maybe I'm just a bit odd.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

If ever a thread was made for me, then this is it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If ever a thread was made for me, then this is it!

Seriously with that ass!!!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"If ever a thread was made for me, then this is it!

Seriously with that ass!!!"

Yes seriously...even with this ass!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If ever a thread was made for me, then this is it!

Seriously with that ass!!!

Yes seriously...even with this ass!!

Well if you were closer I would date you (only so I could have a closer inspection of that ass!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am undateable. That's become painfully apparent lately!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ok to fuck but not to date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ok to fuck but not to date."

How about both on ours

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ok to fuck but not to date."

You're in the wrong thread.

Get back to your own one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm even too undateable for the TV show!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am undateable by choice! Or, maybe not actually. Hmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG! Date arranged with my fave undateable!

OMG!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone wanna date me?

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Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ok to fuck but not to date."

That's a bit harsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am undateable. That's become painfully apparent lately!

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I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about poor little old me? No one even wants to touch me with a broom lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ok to fuck but not to date.

That's a bit harsh

But true.

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By *omPeepingMan
over a year ago

ossett

"I have a cunt

I am a cunt...... Well u are what u eat

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By *dventureslayerMan
over a year ago

London

Woman told me she doesn't want to be with me she just wants to fuck me so what does that make me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woman told me she doesn't want to be with me she just wants to fuck me so what does that make me.

Just about the luckiest man in the world!?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm ok to fuck but not to date."

Hahaha same here...not sure why though I mean I'm awesome

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"I'm ok to fuck but not to date.

Hahaha same here...not sure why though I mean I'm awesome

Me three!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ok to fuck but not to date.

Hahaha same here...not sure why though I mean I'm awesome

Sorry, I can't take your word for it, I'd have to do both to confirm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently i do belong on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ok to fuck but not to date.

Hahaha same here...not sure why though I mean I'm awesome

Me three!"

Me four

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the dates are out the window who wants to fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For all those that think they are undateable, come together (if you so wish!

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Get together, talk, take a leap of faith!!

Go!"

My profile see's less action than nuns vagina...

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

"OMG! Date arranged with my fave undateable!

OMG!!! "

Lucky lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So the dates are out the window who wants to fuck

Meeeeeeee!!!!!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"If ever a thread was made for me, then this is it!

Seriously with that ass!!!

Yes seriously...even with this ass!!

Well if you were closer I would date you (only so I could have a closer inspection of that ass!!) "

Sounds like more of an arse inspection than a date...I'd be up for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe I met the entry requirements for this particular club!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love a date

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If ever a thread was made for me, then this is it!

Seriously with that ass!!!

Yes seriously...even with this ass!!

Well if you were closer I would date you (only so I could have a closer inspection of that ass!!)

Sounds like more of an arse inspection than a date...I'd be up for that!

Consider it pencilled in

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