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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sooo bored in work please god someone say something funny.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If you've got access to YouTube give this a listen

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzfBXDdVR50

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Something funny

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"Something funny"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.

He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock? All the men stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?' All the women stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn' t belong to them?' Half the women stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?' Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up. The priest fainted.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"A priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.

He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock? All the men stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?' All the women stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn' t belong to them?' Half the women stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?' Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up. The priest fainted.

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They had a goat that understood English???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.

He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock? All the men stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?' All the women stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn' t belong to them?' Half the women stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?' Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up. The priest fainted.

They had a goat that understood English??? "

To be fair, if it's that smaller village with that much kinky stuff going on, it wouldn't surprise me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have obviously never said the words "Breakfast" or "Butcher" to a goat!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"You have obviously never said the words "Breakfast" or "Butcher" to a goat!"

Those are single words. This was a whole sentence.

Your dog understands "sit", but not "go and get my dildo"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have obviously never said the words "Breakfast" or "Butcher" to a goat!

Those are single words. This was a whole sentence.

Your dog understands "sit", but not "go and get my dildo"..."

Thats because I don't have one!

She does understand "I suppose you want feeding then?"

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"You have obviously never said the words "Breakfast" or "Butcher" to a goat!

Those are single words. This was a whole sentence.

Your dog understands "sit", but not "go and get my dildo"...

Thats because I don't have one!

She does understand "I suppose you want feeding then?""

Right, but even that is based on repetition. A goat only hears "Butcher " once...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have obviously never said the words "Breakfast" or "Butcher" to a goat!

Those are single words. This was a whole sentence.

Your dog understands "sit", but not "go and get my dildo"...

Thats because I don't have one!

She does understand "I suppose you want feeding then?"

Right, but even that is based on repetition. A goat only hears "Butcher " once..."

I think you need to sit down and think about your priorities where this is important...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have obviously never said the words "Breakfast" or "Butcher" to a goat!

Those are single words. This was a whole sentence.

Your dog understands "sit", but not "go and get my dildo"...

Thats because I don't have one!

She does understand "I suppose you want feeding then?"

Right, but even that is based on repetition. A goat only hears "Butcher " once..."

That depends on how emotionally abusive you are to your goat

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


" I think you need to sit down and think about your priorities where this is important..."

If you don't value realism in stories, I respect that.

Feel free to reciprocate

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