FabSwingers.com forum: Shhhhh now ladies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The football is on....

But feel free to bring beer and nibbles on a regular basis....

If you're good girls you can have a whole 15 minutes (excluding the pee break and half time review by the panel) of attention.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half time blow job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The football is on....

But feel free to bring beer and nibbles on a regular basis....

If you're good girls you can have a whole 15 minutes (excluding the pee break and half time review by the panel) of attention.....

Won't be watching the football do those ladies rejected by the guys watching football u know where I am x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'm watching it and posting.

Multi tasking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can think of much better things to do than watch a bunch of over paid men chasing a ball around a field

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like football. So shush now males, I'm busy

-Her

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Can think of much better things to do than watch a bunch of over paid men chasing a ball around a field "

Yeah give them a ball each.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Half time blow job? "

That's very kind but try to keep the noise down, especially if we are loosing.

Now shhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is watching the footy to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The football is on....

But feel free to bring beer and nibbles on a regular basis....

If you're good girls you can have a whole 15 minutes (excluding the pee break and half time review by the panel) of attention.....

Two words

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm watching it and posting.

Multi tasking

A bit early for Christmas cards isn't it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we in the 70's ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The football is on....

But feel free to bring beer and nibbles on a regular basis....

If you're good girls you can have a whole 15 minutes (excluding the pee break and half time review by the panel) of attention.....

Two words

Cold beer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are we in the 70's ... "

Don't be silly, there would be a power cut and I wouldn't be able to watch the game.....

Now shhhhh

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By *indys loverCouple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon

what was the score on the spain game ,,,, turned telly on to find score and found out about the paris massacre

that night the football didnt matter

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"The football is on....

But feel free to bring beer and nibbles on a regular basis....

If you're good girls you can have a whole 15 minutes (excluding the pee break and half time review by the panel) of attention.....

Two words

Cold beer? "

I'm your dreams!!! My mum is a qualified ref - the boys fetched her beer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The football is on....

But feel free to bring beer and nibbles on a regular basis....

If you're good girls you can have a whole 15 minutes (excluding the pee break and half time review by the panel) of attention.....

Two words

Cold beer?

I'm your dreams!!! My mum is a qualified ref - the boys fetched her beer

And that was before the game!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what was the score on the spain game ,,,, turned telly on to find score and found out about the paris massacre

that night the football didnt matter"

England lost 2-0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goal!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok, adverts are on.. Take 5 and let your hair down..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Goal!!"

And what a goal!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stands naked in front of the TV*.

TV can be television or TransVestite, i'm not fussed which.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stands naked in front of the TV*.

TV can be television or TransVestite, i'm not fussed which."

Well I am very fussed... Would you and your cross dressing friend allow me to watch the rest of the game please. I just missed Rooneys goal... Thanks

Oh and if you could get me a beer on the way out that would be great.

Thanks ever so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goal!!

And what a goal!!! "

Brilliant goal!!

Now shurrup and pass the salty snacks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football? Go watch it upstairs I'm playing computer games in here....oh and hands off my chocolate

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm watching it and posting.

Multi tasking

A bit early for Christmas cards isn't it?? "

Very good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Goal!!

And what a goal!!!

Brilliant goal!!

Now shurrup and pass the salty snacks...

I have already made it clear that I don't have time for that until after the game...

Oh wait, you meant the crisps....?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

There's a non-sexist footy thread on here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stands naked in front of the TV*.

TV can be television or TransVestite, i'm not fussed which.

Well I am very fussed... Would you and your cross dressing friend allow me to watch the rest of the game please. I just missed Rooneys goal... Thanks

Oh and if you could get me a beer on the way out that would be great.

Thanks ever so. "

Me and TV friend nick your snacks and leave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Football? Go watch it upstairs I'm playing computer games in here....oh and hands off my chocolate

As long as its on the tablet and you keep the volume down you can stay...

If it's the 80% coco chocolate you know it's MINE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goal!!

And what a goal!!!

Brilliant goal!!

Now shurrup and pass the salty snacks...

I have already made it clear that I don't have time for that until after the game...

Oh wait, you meant the crisps....?"

Errrr yeah, can't think of anything else that goes with wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a non-sexist footy thread on here too

Are the women's team playing too then?

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"The football is on....

But feel free to bring beer and nibbles on a regular basis....

If you're good girls you can have a whole 15 minutes (excluding the pee break and half time review by the panel) of attention.....

I am watching whilst doing a report for work. Mr law is doing the dishes, serving me soup and entertaining the kids. Nothing like a bit of role reversal ... the norm in our household. Thank goodness I dont live in one of those traditional ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Football? Go watch it upstairs I'm playing computer games in here....oh and hands off my chocolate

As long as its on the tablet and you keep the volume down you can stay...

If it's the 80% coco chocolate you know it's MINE!!

I will compromise with headphones and may share some of MY chocolate. But if you make me jumop I will have to get you I'm being a ninja

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Football? Go watch it upstairs I'm playing computer games in here....oh and hands off my chocolate

As long as its on the tablet and you keep the volume down you can stay...

If it's the 80% coco chocolate you know it's MINE!!

I will compromise with headphones and may share some of MY chocolate. But if you make me jumop I will have to get you I'm being a ninja

Oh come on, there's just 5 minutes left, I don't ask for much but I've had a really difficult day and I just want to watch the rest of the ha e in peace....

By the way, I am generally a gentleman and have never made a women Jumop in my life (I'm not sure whether that's a good thing or not on here)

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

Missed it

but your bed was enjoyed in your absence

Can the ladies & I use it again during the next match?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Missed it

but your bed was enjoyed in your absence

Can the ladies & I use it again during the next match?

I'm just watching it back now from my cctv feed.

Did you not see the sign that clearly states "no watersports"??

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"There's a non-sexist footy thread on here too

Are the women's team playing too then? "

Note to self, never meet the OP

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

"Missed it

but your bed was enjoyed in your absence

Can the ladies & I use it again during the next match?

I'm just watching it back now from my cctv feed.

Did you not see the sign that clearly states "no watersports"?? "

Not the squirting debate again tonight honey, im all worn out now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Missed it

but your bed was enjoyed in your absence

Can the ladies & I use it again during the next match?

I'm just watching it back now from my cctv feed.

Did you not see the sign that clearly states "no watersports"??

Not the squirting debate again tonight honey, im all worn out now

Your lack of stamina is very disappointing

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By *izzyRascalWoman
over a year ago

West Sussex

"The football is on....

But feel free to bring beer and nibbles on a regular basis....

If you're good girls you can have a whole 15 minutes (excluding the pee break and half time review by the panel) of attention.....

I may not be in to the football however I had a meet and got fun before the game, a whole 90 odd mins of snuggles and then more fun after the game. Worked for me!

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