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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now i drive to work around rush hour and the amount of female drivers with sad or unhappy faces i see and even men too, i just cannot help but wonder

a.if they are on fab

B.if they are unhappy because they need a good fuck

C.they hate thier job and would rather be somewhere else

So come on ladies... Which one are you b or c?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

D. I don't drive to work often but when I drive anywhere I'm grinning like a loon cause I completely love my car!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B!!

If I look unhappy when I'm driving it's normally because I am stuck behind some twat!!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I love driving my car dont care about traffic. I'm usually smiling

A) i'm on fab..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now i drive to work around rush hour and the amount of female drivers with sad or unhappy faces i see and even men too, i just cannot help but wonder

a.if they are on fab

B.if they are unhappy because they need a good fuck

C.they hate thier job and would rather be somewhere else

So come on ladies... Which one are you b or c? "

None- I'm happy driver

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I usually have the radio blaring and I'm singing along xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D: Who's that guy staring at my unhappy face whilst I'm stuck in the rush hour traffic. Stop staring at me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok seems like ive missed a few options

D.happy singing crazy

E.road rage queen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"D: Who's that guy staring at my unhappy face whilst I'm stuck in the rush hour traffic. Stop staring at me. "

Not me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What car do you own and does it have a name?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

None.

Are people supposed to grin like constipated chimps ?

Keep your eyes on the road.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

rumble strips

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"

Are people supposed to grin like constipated chimps ?

"

Yes, did you not get the memo with attached constipated chimp example?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"None.

Are people supposed to grin like constipated chimps ?

Keep your eyes on the road. "

Hahahs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are people supposed to grin like constipated chimps ?

Yes, did you not get the memo with attached constipated chimp example?"

Sorry forgot to attach the pdf file

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I always look indecently cheerful

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"None.

Are people supposed to grin like constipated chimps ?

Keep your eyes on the road. "

Oi!!!

I'm not constipated!!

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I have music blaring and I'm usually singing along.

My 'all about the bass' gets some weird looks when I'm sat at traffic lights bouncing in my seat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B and A in that order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A

D

And more recently E, there are some fucking twats on the road lately or in car parks!! Just park your fucking car, do you really need to open your door to park?! Why have bloody wing mirrors if you don't use them!!! Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A

D

And more recently E, there are some fucking twats on the road lately or in car parks!! Just park your fucking car, do you really need to open your door to park?! Why have bloody wing mirrors if you don't use them!!! Sorry "

Haha sorry geeky

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

If I look miserable whilst sitting in my car it's because these stretches of tarmac are named motorways and I usually park there for free, not voluntarily either and then I get charged for car parking to add insult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A

D

And more recently E, there are some fucking twats on the road lately or in car parks!! Just park your fucking car, do you really need to open your door to park?! Why have bloody wing mirrors if you don't use them!!! Sorry

Haha sorry geeky "

Your one of them?! Be off with you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A

D

And more recently E, there are some fucking twats on the road lately or in car parks!! Just park your fucking car, do you really need to open your door to park?! Why have bloody wing mirrors if you don't use them!!! Sorry

Haha sorry geeky

Your one of them?! Be off with you!"

I always park using 2 clear bays eitherside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A

D

And more recently E, there are some fucking twats on the road lately or in car parks!! Just park your fucking car, do you really need to open your door to park?! Why have bloody wing mirrors if you don't use them!!! Sorry

Haha sorry geeky

Your one of them?! Be off with you!

I always park using 2 clear bays eitherside "

Your fucked this time of year then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No need to go out xmas is done and dusted anyway i do it all online

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"

Are people supposed to grin like constipated chimps ?

Yes, did you not get the memo with attached constipated chimp example?"

No. I feel overlooked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No need to go out xmas is done and dusted anyway i do it all online "

But what if you need something from county mall? Your have to walk

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By *laire4UWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Now i drive to work around rush hour and the amount of female drivers with sad or unhappy faces i see and even men too, i just cannot help but wonder

a.if they are on fab

B.if they are unhappy because they need a good fuck

C.they hate thier job and would rather be somewhere else

So come on ladies... Which one are you b or c? "

B

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No need to go out xmas is done and dusted anyway i do it all online

But what if you need something from county mall? Your have to walk"

Dont mind walking county mall this time of you is dreadful.... Waiting for the lifts up and down 6 times before it lands at my level.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite like driving, as I'm usually singing along to my favourite tunes. Having said that, tonight on the M62 was a little hairy and scary as my tiny wee car was being blown from side to side. Icky!

I'm pretty much a happy person whenever; driving, working, talking, chatting - life's too short for grumpiness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good hard fucking yes please

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Music on loud & singing like a loon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im very much like you

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Im none of them

I walk to work. It's not far like but the car stays on the drive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I walk quite a few places too.

Ps. Fabbed your tits as requested

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"B!!

If I look unhappy when I'm driving it's normally because I am stuck behind some twat!! "

Doing 15 mph ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"B!!

If I look unhappy when I'm driving it's normally because I am stuck behind some twat!!

Doing 15 mph ? "

I nearly had am accident on Monday because of some stupid slow, old driver!!! I was going along at a steady 50/55 on a 60 road, slowed slightly for a bend and ended up almost rear ending a twat doing under 40!!! Imbeciles!!!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'm a A/D... Crazy singing fab lady

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"Now i drive to work around rush hour and the amount of female drivers with sad or unhappy faces i see and even men too, i just cannot help but wonder

a.if they are on fab

B.if they are unhappy because they need a good fuck

C.they hate thier job and would rather be somewhere else

So come on ladies... Which one are you b or c? "

C. Always C.

I am also A. Evidently.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"Im none of them

I walk to work. It's not far like but the car stays on the drive. "

I think you're still an 'A' though. Unless this is all an illusion!

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