FabSwingers.com forum: Sad

By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

Omg what's this site coming. Not one lady seems to want a naughty dirty intense phone fuck this afternoon! Not one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're kidding? I don't believe you!

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message Courtney - she's always up for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah because phone sex does it for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty sure my phone would stop working if I fucked myself with it

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Have you complained? I'd do it in writing.

What is this site coming to?

I am shaking my head in utter disbelief.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it sad they don't want phone sex,or sad that you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg what's this site coming. Not one lady seems to want a naughty dirty intense phone fuck this afternoon! Not one

Yeah man,,,,,, that's about the saddest thing ever,,,,,

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

You're kidding? I don't believe you!

-Courtney"

Afraid so

Most days I can find a willing person but it seems not today

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Is it sad they don't want phone sex,or sad that you do?"

Lol both

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Have you complained? I'd do it in writing.

What is this site coming to?

I am shaking my head in utter disbelief.

Just sending an email to my local mp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set it to vibrate and DIY.

But don't forget to use protection- don't want the screen getting wet

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Set it to vibrate and DIY.

But don't forget to use protection- don't want the screen getting wet

Tried it but doesn't fit lol

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Have you complained? I'd do it in writing.

What is this site coming to?

I am shaking my head in utter disbelief.

Just sending an email to my local mp"

You may be able to get some funding from Comic Relief to establish a support group.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what you mean.. The usual excuse is that they don't want to give out their phone details... Flaky or what!

I offered to do it via smoke signals but have you seen the weather? So tried carrier pigeon but couldn't find a pen that you can use to write on birds..

Semaphore was an option but to be honest my enthusiasm is flagging now....

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Have you complained? I'd do it in writing.

What is this site coming to?

I am shaking my head in utter disbelief.

Just sending an email to my local mp

You may be able to get some funding from Comic Relief to establish a support group. "

It's not support o want it's a phone fuck, now ! Lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

It'll be low self esteem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message Courtney - she's always up for it."

But every time you call you ask for Marc.

-Courtney

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Have you complained? I'd do it in writing.

What is this site coming to?

I am shaking my head in utter disbelief.

Just sending an email to my local mp

You may be able to get some funding from Comic Relief to establish a support group.

It's not support o want it's a phone fuck, now ! Lol"

So you want a phone sex with a Virgin? You want her to tease you until you get an Erikson? Suck you until your face goes Orange and you've busted your Siemen all over her Nokias?

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Do you think its because us women dont like giving our phone number out to perfect strangers .....

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"It'll be low self esteem!

Isn't that another thread ??? Haha xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think its because us women dont like giving our phone number out to perfect strangers .....

Agree totally !!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"I'm pretty sure my phone would stop working if I fucked myself with it

Mine isn't waterproof.... so that's outta question haha xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Set it to vibrate and DIY.

But don't forget to use protection- don't want the screen getting wet

Tried it but doesn't fit lol"

Use more lube and take it slow. Either that or apply more leverage

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Fucking hell we need a performing fab women show....we are not performing seals

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Fucking hell we need a performing fab women show....we are not performing seals

But I wanna perform for you naughty ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm imagining the title of this thread being said in the voice of Alan Partridge.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fucking hell we need a performing fab women show....we are not performing seals

But I wanna perform for you naughty ladies

Think with what you have between your ears instead of in between your legs and you may just may get somewhere...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message Courtney - she's always up for it.

But every time you call you ask for Marc.

-Courtney"

That's because he talks in French to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message Courtney - she's always up for it.

But every time you call you ask for Marc.

-Courtney

That's because he talks in French to me.

That's hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you complained? I'd do it in writing.

What is this site coming to?

I am shaking my head in utter disbelief.

Just sending an email to my local mp

You may be able to get some funding from Comic Relief to establish a support group.

It's not support o want it's a phone fuck, now ! Lol

So you want a phone sex with a Virgin? You want her to tease you until you get an Erikson? Suck you until your face goes Orange and you've busted your Siemen all over her Nokias? "

Love it

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Fucking hell we need a performing fab women show....we are not performing seals

But I wanna perform for you naughty ladies

Think with what you have between your ears instead of in between your legs and you may just may get somewhere..."

That's actually what I do

I seduce with my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message Courtney - she's always up for it.

But every time you call you ask for Marc.

-Courtney

That's because he talks in French to me.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Message Courtney - she's always up for it.

But every time you call you ask for Marc.

-Courtney

That's because he talks in French to me.

I am half French half quarter Spanish and the rest English lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're kidding? I don't believe you!

-Courtney"

Ha ha Haaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone sex ?

No thanks , rather go to the dentist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm pretty sure my phone would stop working if I fucked myself with it

Mine wouldn't its a Nokia 3310

It would survive a nuke blast and still have 70% battery life

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Phone sex ?

No thanks , rather go to the dentist

Had fun in a dentists chair once

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Fucking hell we need a performing fab women show....we are not performing seals

Arf!

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