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"No sex. But unless you have tried them how do you know if it's crap sex? I'd up my game a bit if that was the case. " Okay Laine... We are talking SECOND goes here ..... So .. you KNOW they are gonna be crap sex........SO .... No Sex or Crap Sex..... ? | |||
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"How do you know its going to be crap? I tend not to have the options laid out before the deed. " FFS....... You OBVIOUSLY know or you couldn't make the decision . This is not a fuggin political debate just a moment of whimsy .... a nano second in your life.. Your even allowed to CHANGE your mind ! No sex OR crap sex....... answer ! | |||
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"No sex. But unless you have tried them how do you know if it's crap sex? I'd up my game a bit if that was the case. Okay Laine... We are talking SECOND goes here ..... So .. you KNOW they are gonna be crap sex........SO .... No Sex or Crap Sex..... ?" Sex gets better the more you know each other so past encounters not always a good predictor | |||
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"No sex. But unless you have tried them how do you know if it's crap sex? I'd up my game a bit if that was the case. Okay Laine... We are talking SECOND goes here ..... So .. you KNOW they are gonna be crap sex........SO .... No Sex or Crap Sex..... ?" Deffo no sex. | |||
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"How do you know its going to be crap? I tend not to have the options laid out before the deed. " Hmmmm- they've been crap AFTER I got them home, so, yes, I know what I mean | |||
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"No sex. But unless you have tried them how do you know if it's crap sex? I'd up my game a bit if that was the case. Okay Laine... We are talking SECOND goes here ..... So .. you KNOW they are gonna be crap sex........SO .... No Sex or Crap Sex..... ? Sex gets better the more you know each other so past encounters not always a good predictor" Right ! You are not allowed to play. Decision making is not your forte...... You are still standing at an ice cream van goin .....raspberry ripple ? No Neopolitan...NO Rasperrrty ripple ! and you've been there since you were six ! | |||
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"No sex. But unless you have tried them how do you know if it's crap sex? I'd up my game a bit if that was the case. Okay Laine... We are talking SECOND goes here ..... So .. you KNOW they are gonna be crap sex........SO .... No Sex or Crap Sex..... ? Sex gets better the more you know each other so past encounters not always a good predictor Right ! You are not allowed to play. Decision making is not your forte...... You are still standing at an ice cream van goin .....raspberry ripple ? No Neopolitan...NO Rasperrrty ripple ! and you've been there since you were six ! " Lol, you know me so well. Ok I'm going with.....SEX, every experience can be a learning experience so long as it doesn't cause any harm. Happy? | |||
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"ive got say here its misleading why blame the person or persons its about both parties is it not "Doesn't matter who's to blame... that's not the question. | |||
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"So I take it everyones first time was amazing  "well said | |||
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"So I take it everyones first time was amazing "yes....... she got the best 3 seconds and a protein injection.. wtf she got to grumble about.. | |||
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"State your preference...... No Sex......" No sex beats crap sex. After all if its crap then your just not going to enjoy it so a cup of tea and a digestive has to be more enjoyable. | |||
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"So I take it everyones first time was amazing "Just out of interest... purely research... is that Mr or Mrs?! | |||
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"So I take it everyones first time was amazing
Just out of interest... purely research... is that Mr or Mrs?! "What is the theory behind this research? lol | |||
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"So I take it everyones first time was amazing
Just out of interest... purely research... is that Mr or Mrs?! "mrs, and yes my first time was awful, didn't put me off though, upwords and onwards, what would life be like without experiences, we wouldn't know what was good, bad or inbetween  | |||
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"So I take it everyones first time was amazing
Just out of interest... purely research... is that Mr or Mrs?!
What is the theory behind this research? lol"You can read can't you? Read the thread, read the replies and you work it out! | |||
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"So I take it everyones first time was amazing
Just out of interest... purely research... is that Mr or Mrs?!
What is the theory behind this research? lol
You can read can't you? Read the thread, read the replies and you work it out! "I’ve worked it out, none of the women above married the man they lost their virginity to | |||
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"So I take it everyones first time was amazing
Just out of interest... purely research... is that Mr or Mrs?!
What is the theory behind this research? lol
You can read can't you? Read the thread, read the replies and you work it out!
I’ve worked it out, none of the women above married the man they lost their virginity to "
You blew my theory out the water... but until you... all the women said no sex and all the men said crap sex. So either I'm wrong or any hole is a goal for the men! | |||
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"So I take it everyones first time was amazing
Just out of interest... purely research... is that Mr or Mrs?!
What is the theory behind this research? lol
You can read can't you? Read the thread, read the replies and you work it out! "Sometimes I get the feeling people just discount opinions purely because the poster is male. So you were wondering if it was mr or mrs because if it was mr it would be nonsense/tasteless/just about sex and it was mrs it would be an important point? | |||
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" Sometimes I get the feeling people just discount opinions purely because the poster is male. So you were wondering if it was mr or mrs because if it was mr it would be nonsense/tasteless/just about sex and it was mrs it would be an important point?" Certainly not. I don't always think men talk nonsense. Just sometimes!
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" Sometimes I get the feeling people just discount opinions purely because the poster is male. So you were wondering if it was mr or mrs because if it was mr it would be nonsense/tasteless/just about sex and it was mrs it would be an important point? Certainly not. I don't always think men talk nonsense. Just sometimes!
You really wanted to put a at the end of that didn't you?! "As much as you think life would be less hassle without us we are here and we are staying - and you love us  | |||
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"No sex. But unless you have tried them how do you know if it's crap sex? I'd up my game a bit if that was the case. Okay Laine... We are talking SECOND goes here ..... So .. you KNOW they are gonna be crap sex........SO .... No Sex or Crap Sex..... ? Sex gets better the more you know each other so past encounters not always a good predictor Right ! You are not allowed to play. Decision making is not your forte...... You are still standing at an ice cream van goin .....raspberry ripple ? No Neopolitan...NO Rasperrrty ripple ! and you've been there since you were six ! Lol, you know me so well. Ok I'm going with.....SEX, every experience can be a learning experience so long as it doesn't cause any harm. Happy?" Awwwwwwww yes . I am xxx Are you a good fuck ? | |||
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"As much as you think life would be less hassle without us we are here and we are staying - and you love us "I've never said anything of the sort. Don't be talking nonsense young man!!
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"No sex! Truth be told can't be arsed sometimes for fantastic sex! "Sometimes it's just not worth taking the three hours to defuzz , bath , blow , cut , trim , dry , dress , perfume n preen is it Sass... | |||
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"No sex Then DIY and achieve satisfaction!" Sadly ..... DIY is always best...... Always an orgasm | |||
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"No sex. But unless you have tried them how do you know if it's crap sex? I'd up my game a bit if that was the case. Okay Laine... We are talking SECOND goes here ..... So .. you KNOW they are gonna be crap sex........SO .... No Sex or Crap Sex..... ? Sex gets better the more you know each other so past encounters not always a good predictor Right ! You are not allowed to play. Decision making is not your forte...... You are still standing at an ice cream van goin .....raspberry ripple ? No Neopolitan...NO Rasperrrty ripple ! and you've been there since you were six ! Lol, you know me so well. Ok I'm going with.....SEX, every experience can be a learning experience so long as it doesn't cause any harm. Happy? Awwwwwwww yes . I am xxx Are you a good fuck ?" Of course and I become fantastic with time | |||
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"No sex! Truth be told can't be arsed sometimes for fantastic sex!
Sometimes it's just not worth taking the three hours to defuzz , bath , blow , cut , trim , dry , dress , perfume n preen is it Sass..."Are we talking about pets now? | |||
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"no no no no no sex...many a time i wish i had never bothered, or wish they'd lasted long enough for me to complete that line of knitting...." What the hell were you knitting ? | |||
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"Is crappy sex better than a wank? Is it indeed a posh wank? I plump for the soapy tit fook if i get to choose. "You n Soapy ..... Who'd have thought it  | |||
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"no no no no no sex...many a time i wish i had never bothered, or wish they'd lasted long enough for me to complete that line of knitting.... What the hell were you knitting ?" mittens....for the hamster | |||
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"Is crappy sex better than a wank? Is it indeed a posh wank? I plump for the soapy tit fook if i get to choose.
You n Soapy ..... Who'd have thought it "No no no no no no no noooooooooo not that soapy! Oooo you will be starting gossip
Besides i have heard soapy does good fook | |||
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"Is crappy sex better than a wank? Is it indeed a posh wank? I plump for the soapy tit fook if i get to choose. "Ha ha ha ha ha , like You get to choose! | |||
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"no no no no no sex...many a time i wish i had never bothered, or wish they'd lasted long enough for me to complete that line of knitting.... What the hell were you knitting ? mittens....for the hamster" Oh thats good cos I always find that the little finger is the wrong size, with gloves! | |||
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"Is crappy sex better than a wank? Is it indeed a posh wank? I plump for the soapy tit fook if i get to choose.
Ha ha ha ha ha , like You get to choose! "I get to choose some things you know! Unfortunately its either tea towel or rubber gloves  | |||
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"Is crappy sex better than a wank? Is it indeed a posh wank? I plump for the soapy tit fook if i get to choose.
Ha ha ha ha ha , like You get to choose!
I get to choose some things you know! Unfortunately its either tea towel or rubber gloves "Take the rubber gloves ..... T towels ride up on insertion..... | |||
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"Is crappy sex better than a wank? Is it indeed a posh wank? I plump for the soapy tit fook if i get to choose.
Ha ha ha ha ha , like You get to choose!
I get to choose some things you know! Unfortunately its either tea towel or rubber gloves
Take the rubber gloves ..... T towels ride up on insertion..... "Rubber gloves shouldn't be abused. They are for abusing with! | |||
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"i dont abuse bigbad with a tea towel but can i just say he flicks me on my bum with it and it hurts!!! "Grannie makes mental note to take own cup when visitin' .... | |||
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"i dont abuse bigbad with a tea towel but can i just say he flicks me on my bum with it and it hurts!!!
Grannie makes mental note to take own cup when visitin' .... "Never with a tea towel honest......bath towel well......Yehhh i did | |||
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"i dont abuse bigbad with a tea towel but can i just say he flicks me on my bum with it and it hurts!!!
Grannie makes mental note to take own cup when visitin' ....
Never with a tea towel honest......bath towel well......Yehhh i did "Did she squeal like a pig ..? Soooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee Sooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee | |||
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"i dont abuse bigbad with a tea towel but can i just say he flicks me on my bum with it and it hurts!!!
Grannie makes mental note to take own cup when visitin' ....
Never with a tea towel honest......bath towel well......Yehhh i did
Did she squeal like a pig ..? Soooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee Sooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee "No she said You bastard you will regret that! She said more but i was on my toes out of ear shot and missile range for a 6 in stiletto launched in my direction | |||
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