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The comedy value of chasing a HUGE bunny round the room trying to wipe his bum has been pretty priceless the last couple of days but without success. I decided today that I was gonna give him a bath tonight to try that way... although I've spent the day chickening out of that cause I have visions of me ending up wetter than he does and no doubt I'll end up covered in poo.
So I called the vet and asked their advice. I didn't go into too much detail and just said that he had poo stuck to him. She told me to bring him up and they'll clip it off. It's at this point that I had to say that it was stick to his nuts. I just couldn't say testicles out loud in the office. I'm a grown up and being ridiculous cause when I lowered my voice and said "it's actually stuck to his nuts" I sounded like a delinquent teenager trying not to giggle.
So now I'm about to spend the next 20 minutes actually trying to get him in the pet carrier and up to the vets. Wish me luck and tell me that I'm not the only one to have this sort of pet trauma?! Some of you must have funny stories that is gonna make me feel better cause I'm gonna have a proper sulky bunny in about 40 minutes time!! | |||
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He now has clean nuts, shorter claws and is currently sat in the corner with a very wet arse in disgust. I got him home, let him out of the box and for the first time ever he pissed on my carpet.
And here was me thinking pets were less trouble than kids!!  | |||
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"Fuck me that was a trauma. Clever clogs here should have got changed out of work clothes before I went cause I'm now sporting a very fluffy overcoat. Bless... his nuts were in a right mess... he's to go on a diet... last time he was on a diet he ate my carpet in dispute.
He now has clean nuts, shorter claws and is currently sat in the corner with a very wet arse in disgust. I got him home, let him out of the box and for the first time ever he pissed on my carpet.
And here was me thinking pets were less trouble than kids!! "bless the wee soul... | |||
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Only difference with pets is you can leave em alone in the house when you go to the pub  | |||
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"if not theres always rabbit stew - kidding!"
I don't have a pot big enough! | |||
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"if not theres always rabbit stew - kidding!
I don't have a pot big enough! "I have to admit that I do | |||
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"if not theres always rabbit stew - kidding!" you laugh but my dad actually did that when i was a kid  | |||
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"LOL. Nothing constructive to add (for a change!) i'm afraid, our 3 are little angels (ahem) but DG, it's the way you tell em! That made me laugh. *Her*" Hehehehe! My dogs are simply there to provide me with a coat and matching gloves | |||
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"I know! Apparently the bun has started having tantrums if she doesn't let him run round the garden! And kicks her really hard! I suggested he might need a little bit more than a shave round the nuts to curb his agression! (Sorry View) "Yeah... I think I need to go down that route too... but his lardy arse needs to be lighter before I put him through an anaesthetic. Apparently it does calm them down a bit though... here's hoping! | |||
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"I know! Apparently the bun has started having tantrums if she doesn't let him run round the garden! And kicks her really hard! I suggested he might need a little bit more than a shave round the nuts to curb his agression! (Sorry View) "lol all cool here xx | |||
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"I know! Apparently the bun has started having tantrums if she doesn't let him run round the garden! And kicks her really hard! I suggested he might need a little bit more than a shave round the nuts to curb his agression! (Sorry View)
Yeah... I think I need to go down that route too... but his lardy arse needs to be lighter before I put him through an anaesthetic. Apparently it does calm them down a bit though... here's hoping! "I hear carrots are very good for them! | |||
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"I know! Apparently the bun has started having tantrums if she doesn't let him run round the garden! And kicks her really hard! I suggested he might need a little bit more than a shave round the nuts to curb his agression! (Sorry View)
Yeah... I think I need to go down that route too... but his lardy arse needs to be lighter before I put him through an anaesthetic. Apparently it does calm them down a bit though... here's hoping! "It does work- my rescue dog was completely psychotic when I got him- he's calmed down a LOT since his bits got wheeched off- not entirely, but at least I don't NEED to muzzle him anymore | |||
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"I know! Apparently the bun has started having tantrums if she doesn't let him run round the garden! And kicks her really hard! I suggested he might need a little bit more than a shave round the nuts to curb his aggression! (Sorry View)
Yeah... I think I need to go down that route too... but his lardy arse needs to be lighter before I put him through an anaesthetic. Apparently it does calm them down a bit though... here's hoping!
It does work- my rescue dog was completely psychotic when I got him- he's calmed down a LOT since his bits got wheeched off- not entirely, but at least I don't NEED to muzzle him anymore "my two boys were snipped last Wed, takes a couple of months to see any difference... I am preying I do... they have me exhausted . Not aggressive at all, just hyper... | |||
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" I hear carrots are very good for them! "Actually they're not... too sweet. Common misconception. | |||
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"I know! Apparently the bun has started having tantrums if she doesn't let him run round the garden! And kicks her really hard! I suggested he might need a little bit more than a shave round the nuts to curb his aggression! (Sorry View)
Yeah... I think I need to go down that route too... but his lardy arse needs to be lighter before I put him through an anaesthetic. Apparently it does calm them down a bit though... here's hoping!
It does work- my rescue dog was completely psychotic when I got him- he's calmed down a LOT since his bits got wheeched off- not entirely, but at least I don't NEED to muzzle him anymore
my two boys were snipped last Wed, takes a couple of months to see any difference... I am preying I do... they have me exhausted . Not aggressive at all, just hyper... "Mine was unfortunately aggressive... he's not now
And yes- carrots are not that good- cabbage is better | |||
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"How about a giant hamster ball with my dog as incentive to leave! That should do it! "My cat would find a way into that ball! | |||
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"So i take it from this thread that if a single male of a species gets aggressive or hyper we should cut his nots off and he will calm down? "That's my plan......... | |||
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In the end his poor mum worries about him not eating enough, and starts to cut up the kibbles into 4 smaller chunks.
I have a 10kg bag's worth of kibbles to cut up! | |||
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"Get well soon, Digger! Things we do for our beloved pets! The latest for mine is that, he does not like chewing on the big kibbles that help to keep his teeth clean. Even tried to starve him in the hope he would eat them when he is hungry. The stubborn little dog would rather go hungry, or pick out the scrap cat biscuits between the gravels!
In the end his poor mum worries about him not eating enough, and starts to cut up the kibbles into 4 smaller chunks.
I have a 10kg bag's worth of kibbles to cut up! "You have a Border- they're stubborn little monsters.....Mum has one- my rottie is terrified of her | |||
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"You have a Border- they're stubborn little monsters.....Mum has one- my rottie is terrified of her ". I thought I am very stubborn, however, I have met my match! No matter how many times I smack his little nose for woofing at other dogs, he still does it! Bless him! | |||
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"Fuck me that was a trauma. Clever clogs here should have got changed out of work clothes before I went cause I'm now sporting a very fluffy overcoat. Bless... his nuts were in a right mess... he's to go on a diet... last time he was on a diet he ate my carpet in dispute.
He now has clean nuts, shorter claws and is currently sat in the corner with a very wet arse in disgust. I got him home, let him out of the box and for the first time ever he pissed on my carpet.
And here was me thinking pets were less trouble than kids!! "never had any issue like this with my kids.... | |||
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"Get well soon, Digger! Things we do for our beloved pets! The latest for mine is that, he does not like chewing on the big kibbles that help to keep his teeth clean. Even tried to starve him in the hope he would eat them when he is hungry. The stubborn little dog would rather go hungry, or pick out the scrap cat biscuits between the gravels!
In the end his poor mum worries about him not eating enough, and starts to cut up the kibbles into 4 smaller chunks.
I have a 10kg bag's worth of kibbles to cut up! "You big soft sod! IMHO, buy him a bag of smaller ones and donate the bag of big ones to your local animal shelter xx | |||
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"IMHO, buy him a bag of smaller ones and donate the bag of big ones to your local animal shelter xx ". The bag cost me nearly 50 GBP, and I'll make sure he'll eat the last crumb! | |||
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"You have a Border- they're stubborn little monsters.....Mum has one- my rottie is terrified of her
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I thought I am very stubborn, however, I have met my match!
No matter how many times I smack his little nose for woofing at other dogs, he still does it!
Bless him! "He's protecting his pack leader....no amount of smacks will change that- Ruadh is the same.......NO-ONE gets near Mum between her and the rottie | |||
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"So i take it from this thread that if a single male of a species gets aggressive or hyper we should cut his nots off and he will calm down? "oouuucccchhhhh! LMAO. I'm just about to go to bed with this thought in my hhead. FFS. My ex had a bunny and i adored him. But for some reason he hated me! I was the only person he ever bit. Even if i didnt know he was running around he'd suddenly nibble my ankles. On the flip side she also had a chinchilla (correcgt spelling?) and i was the only person she would come to when she had to go back in cage and she would not eat nibbles from hand unless was from my hand. Before she met me she was fine eating nibbles from anyone. Strange! When she died I shed a tear. Tut tut.  | |||
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"Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw Tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom. Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap. Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table. Arrange for SPCA to collect cat and ring local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters. " WHAT TH F....? Before doing this, check into nearest mental health hospital! | |||
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"we are having night mares with our oldest dog, shes got a tumor on her liver, 2 years ago we were told she has a few months at best, she has had a few bad days and just as we were about to ring the vet and end it for her she perks up and asks for a walk....... shes now asleep curled up with the other dog next to me on the sofa having had a walk and a big dinner, its a hard one
"That's really tough. Will be two years in July since we had to make that choice for our little dog. It was heartbreaking and not a day goes by even now that I don't think about him. I think you have to judge whether they're in pain and what quality of life they have. It was a really hard decision to make but he was 16 and he'd had a good life. It was time. Heartbreaking but the right thing. | |||
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not sure if were going to have another dog now! | |||
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