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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A recent thread about this made me laugh so I thought I would ask you to find a creative way to describe yours.

Are you a toblerone, a carrot or a dental floss person?

Guys welcome to contribute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dental floss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blancmange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rob Scnieder is a carrot.

Tum te tum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thigh rub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blancmange "
did you mean blankminge ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a thigh gap!

Not even a piece of uncooked spaghetti!

Sorry - have I failed the sexy test?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I couldn't stop a watermelon with my legs shut tight......... honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blancmange did you mean blankminge ? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't have a thigh gap!

Not even a piece of uncooked spaghetti!

Sorry - have I failed the sexy test? "

No. It is just a bit of fun

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

no thigh gap here, but the best place for warming hands on a cold day

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By *sla69Woman
over a year ago

coventry/Leicestershire border

Just mind the gap lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chub rub is my thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no thigh gap here, but the best place for warming hands on a cold day "

Brrr I suddenly have cold hands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chub rub is my thing "

(Even when I was a size 12 I had chubby thighs!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A recent thread about this made me laugh so I thought I would ask you to find a creative way to describe yours.

Are you a toblerone, a carrot or a dental floss person?

Guys welcome to contribute."
Tyne tunnel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My thighs are the only things that cheer me on if I run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have that toblerone gap, not a proper one. Sometimes they do touch.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"My thighs are the only things that cheer me on if I run "

We could have applause if we ran together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure people would pay to watch that ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's more a Matchmaker than a Toblerone gap these days....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, you said we blokes could contribute... hmmm I wonder??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a pencil.

I actually have very thick legs and thighs in relation to the rest of my body.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have a thigh gap!

Not even a piece of uncooked spaghetti!

Sorry - have I failed the sexy test? "

Hell no.........

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

The saying I used to hear was "couldn't stop a pig in a alley"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thunder thighs here!! (My dad always had a way with words)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably a pencil.

I actually have very thick legs and thighs in relation to the rest of my body.

-Courtney"

I demand a personal inspection.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

You know when you try and bake Yorkshire puddings and they spill out of the pie tray dents and form one big amorphous mass? Well, imagine that only the colour of raw dough and you have my thighs and their lack of gap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thigh gaps here..constantly needing to buy new jeans coz they get worn on my thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No thigh gaps here..constantly needing to buy new jeans coz they get worn on my thighs "

Oh that's the worst. Some of my favourite pairs have gone to their graves due to being totally worn out on the inner thigh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have thigh gap - but they ARE pretty strong/muscly though! I can crush lots of things between them - and my butt cheeks too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have thigh gap - but they ARE pretty strong/muscly though! I can crush lots of things between them - and my butt cheeks too!! "

Stop it!!!!!!!!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"No thigh gaps here..constantly needing to buy new jeans coz they get worn on my thighs

Oh that's the worst. Some of my favourite pairs have gone to their graves due to being totally worn out on the inner thigh. "

Mine too! Only I usually carry on wearing until they're indecent, lol!

Mrs DDC

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

I wish, my thigh gap is somewhere near my knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad I don't have a thigh gap. I almost dropped my phone in the loo, but I caught it with the thunder

Easiest way to get a thigh gap, find a guy you like and put his head between your legs

Curtsey of Google memes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably a pencil.

I actually have very thick legs and thighs in relation to the rest of my body.

-Courtney

I demand a personal inspection. "

You can tell by my pics....take a look

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very well toned thighs, the gap of a fine thoroughbred horse but I don't walk like John Wayne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably a pencil.

I actually have very thick legs and thighs in relation to the rest of my body.

-Courtney

I demand a personal inspection.

You can tell by my pics....take a look

-Courtney"

You have pictures on your profile? Well I never knew that.

They might be photoshopped. No substitute for the #1 eyeball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where's everyone buying their jeans from? I have leggings that last for years, got them at the bargain £5 shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No thigh gaps here..constantly needing to buy new jeans coz they get worn on my thighs

Oh that's the worst. Some of my favourite pairs have gone to their graves due to being totally worn out on the inner thigh. "

Same here I feel your pain lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No thigh gaps here..constantly needing to buy new jeans coz they get worn on my thighs

Oh that's the worst. Some of my favourite pairs have gone to their graves due to being totally worn out on the inner thigh.

Mine too! Only I usually carry on wearing until they're indecent, lol!

Mrs DDC"

so do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No natural thigh gap, my subs head has that job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm glad I don't have a thigh gap. I almost dropped my phone in the loo, but I caught it with the thunder

Easiest way to get a thigh gap, find a guy you like and put his head between your legs

Curtsey of Google memes "

They're make great phone catchers, even better head squeezers though

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"I don't have thigh gap - but they ARE pretty strong/muscly though! I can crush lots of things between them - and my butt cheeks too!! "

ooo, crush me baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a scientist I despair at the purely anecdotal evidence.

I therefore elect myself (in the name of science) to not only independently measure for myself every specimen but to assign it a fitting measurement.

In honour of my duties, this measurement shall go down in history as being referred to as the libimetre.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"As a scientist I despair at the purely anecdotal evidence.

I therefore elect myself (in the name of science) to not only independently measure for myself every specimen but to assign it a fitting measurement.

In honour of my duties, this measurement shall go down in history as being referred to as the libimetre."

And how would you then measure the minus thigh gap overspill suffered by the more rotund ladies amongst us? You haven't thought this through...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a scientist I despair at the purely anecdotal evidence.

I therefore elect myself (in the name of science) to not only independently measure for myself every specimen but to assign it a fitting measurement.

In honour of my duties, this measurement shall go down in history as being referred to as the libimetre.

And how would you then measure the minus thigh gap overspill suffered by the more rotund ladies amongst us? You haven't thought this through..."

The bilimetre, of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a scientist I despair at the purely anecdotal evidence.

I therefore elect myself (in the name of science) to not only independently measure for myself every specimen but to assign it a fitting measurement.

In honour of my duties, this measurement shall go down in history as being referred to as the libimetre."

I question your devotion to science, sir. I'm still awaiting more pictures.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a scientist I despair at the purely anecdotal evidence.

I therefore elect myself (in the name of science) to not only independently measure for myself every specimen but to assign it a fitting measurement.

In honour of my duties, this measurement shall go down in history as being referred to as the libimetre.

I question your devotion to science, sir. I'm still awaiting more pictures.

-Courtney"

It's good you question me - all good scientists should question everything around them. Have you considered a career change?

*I'm afraid I've generally got better things to do with my time than take naked pictures of myself so you may be waiting a while*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being serious(ish) for a moment - I think there are very few of us who hanker after the media-hyped 'desirable' amount of thigh gap - ie what many of us would consider emaciated, and few guys who find it desirable!

Don't get me wrong - I'm on my pre-Christmas diet and exercise regime to try to get a few inches off all round - but I want toned thighs - not spindly ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being serious(ish) for a moment - I think there are very few of us who hanker after the media-hyped 'desirable' amount of thigh gap - ie what many of us would consider emaciated, and few guys who find it desirable!

Don't get me wrong - I'm on my pre-Christmas diet and exercise regime to try to get a few inches off all round - but I want toned thighs - not spindly ones!

"

I'm not emaciated but I have a small one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being serious(ish) for a moment - I think there are very few of us who hanker after the media-hyped 'desirable' amount of thigh gap - ie what many of us would consider emaciated, and few guys who find it desirable!

Don't get me wrong - I'm on my pre-Christmas diet and exercise regime to try to get a few inches off all round - but I want toned thighs - not spindly ones!

"

I personally think the amount of thigh gap you have is reflective of your body type. You can have a gap without looking emaciated....especially if you carry less weight in your legs than your middle.

-Courtney

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

strapped down and into position ..if im lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being serious(ish) for a moment - I think there are very few of us who hanker after the media-hyped 'desirable' amount of thigh gap - ie what many of us would consider emaciated, and few guys who find it desirable!

Don't get me wrong - I'm on my pre-Christmas diet and exercise regime to try to get a few inches off all round - but I want toned thighs - not spindly ones!

I personally think the amount of thigh gap you have is reflective of your body type. You can have a gap without looking emaciated....especially if you carry less weight in your legs than your middle.

-Courtney"

Kinda like how you're not massively obese if you don't have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being serious(ish) for a moment - I think there are very few of us who hanker after the media-hyped 'desirable' amount of thigh gap - ie what many of us would consider emaciated, and few guys who find it desirable!

Don't get me wrong - I'm on my pre-Christmas diet and exercise regime to try to get a few inches off all round - but I want toned thighs - not spindly ones!

I personally think the amount of thigh gap you have is reflective of your body type. You can have a gap without looking emaciated....especially if you carry less weight in your legs than your middle.

-Courtney

Kinda like how you're not massively obese if you don't have one "

Indeed

I don't have one really. I don't consider myself obese.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't particularly say it's desirable either (for me at least) - it's just something that is either there or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being serious(ish) for a moment - I think there are very few of us who hanker after the media-hyped 'desirable' amount of thigh gap - ie what many of us would consider emaciated, and few guys who find it desirable!

Don't get me wrong - I'm on my pre-Christmas diet and exercise regime to try to get a few inches off all round - but I want toned thighs - not spindly ones!

I'm not emaciated but I have a small one. "

I was talking about the huge gap you see on TV fashion shows etc - where there's no body fat!

Certainly not intending to offend anyone - and apologies if I did Hun! Xx

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

If I bend over I've got a lovely toblerone style gap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prove it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

from the meme,

Thigh gap is like wheel gap...,

the more rubbing the better

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Do men look at this though,is it actually important to any guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do men look at this though,is it actually important to any guys!"

To a small minority maybe but to most I very much doubt it.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Prove it. "

I was going to pm you but you have gone into hiding. So I've reset my profile pic for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do men look at this though,is it actually important to any guys!"

I think it's mostly important to teenage girls on Instagram and it pretty much passes everyone else by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prove it.

I was going to pm you but you have gone into hiding. So I've reset my profile pic for a bit "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do men look at this though,is it actually important to any guys!

I think it's mostly important to teenage girls on Instagram and it pretty much passes everyone else by."

Especially those of us who never have a cats chance in hell of ever having one and have done perfectly well so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bump"

Why are you bumping loads of similar threads?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"I couldn't stop a watermelon with my legs shut tight......... honest "

Should be ok once you've had your hips done.

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