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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you were being attacked by zombies and had to choose the 1st thing that is on your right what would it be???

My would be ps4 controller x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were being attacked by zombies and had to choose the 1st thing that is on your right what would it be???

My would be ps4 controller x"
a laptop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be one of those donut thingys you make a bun out of. I'm officially screwed

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

A snoring 4 year old boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bar of chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A snoring 4 year old boy. "

Excellent they can eat him while u run away lol (I joke)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My psychotherapist.

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"If you were being attacked by zombies and had to choose the 1st thing that is on your right what would it be???

My would be ps4 controller x"

a big knife to stab it in the jugular then pick up a shovel and bash it's brains in till it dies then set it on fire to make sure it stays dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A desk stool... or a plastic jug. (I'm currently in the bath!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you were being attacked by zombies and had to choose the 1st thing that is on your right what would it be???

My would be ps4 controller x

a big knife to stab it in the jugular then pick up a shovel and bash it's brains in till it dies then set it on fire to make sure it stays dead."

You have a lot of stuff next to you... you must be prepared for every occasion x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog. And I would live.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mobile

Hopefully the networks aren't down other wise throw it and run like feck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dog. And I would live.

-Courtney"

Unless they turned the dog?

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

You have a lot of stuff next to you... you must be prepared for every occasion x"

not really unless of course there is a zombie apocalypse then maybe.....if not then any regular occasion most definitely not OP.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

One of my cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dog. And I would live.

-Courtney

Unless they turned the dog?"

Never. My dog is too loyal. It would fight for me. And win.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep my chainsaws in the house since I stopped Rentmg a storage unit

I am ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep my chainsaws in the house since I stopped Rentmg a storage unit

I am ready "

But she said 1st thing on your right lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A desk stool... or a plastic jug. (I'm currently in the bath!)"

are you going to make them a cup of tea?

*not advisable in the bath

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I have a roll of plenty, i fear one sheet wouldn't be plenty in such an occurance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep my chainsaws in the house since I stopped Rentmg a storage unit

I am ready

But she said 1st thing on your right lol"

And when was the last time that you asked a man to do something and he Actually did what you wanted instead of ignoring you and doing what he likes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep my chainsaws in the house since I stopped Rentmg a storage unit

I am ready

But she said 1st thing on your right lol

And when was the last time that you asked a man to do something and he Actually did what you wanted instead of ignoring you and doing what he likes "

I don't ask a man to do something it's part of the man code if u need to ask a man to do something you are admitting you think he's better than you hence why when u have a guys night the house is left like a bomb went off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

My hurling stick !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My six year old daughter lol

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

A cushion... probably not the most effective weapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep my chainsaws in the house since I stopped Rentmg a storage unit

I am ready

But she said 1st thing on your right lol

And when was the last time that you asked a man to do something and he Actually did what you wanted instead of ignoring you and doing what he likes

I looked at your avatar without my glasses on and your pic looked like a tits in a bra lol

Hence why I was sarcastic thinking you were a girl

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A large collection of dragons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cushion. (I'm doomed).

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

The remote control

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine would be one of those donut thingys you make a bun out of. I'm officially screwed

At least you will look nice lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine would be one of those donut thingys you make a bun out of. I'm officially screwed

At least you will look nice lol x"

Well I'm hoping the zombies are slow enough so I can put it in! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine would be one of those donut thingys you make a bun out of. I'm officially screwed

At least you will look nice lol x

Well I'm hoping the zombies are slow enough so I can put it in! X"

They take a while to get in unless you leave door or window open lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunglasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep my chainsaws in the house since I stopped Rentmg a storage unit

I am ready

But she said 1st thing on your right lol

And when was the last time that you asked a man to do something and he Actually did what you wanted instead of ignoring you and doing what he likes

I looked at your avatar without my glasses on and your pic looked like a tits in a bra lol

Hence why I was sarcastic thinking you were a girl "

Funnily enough someone in a kik group said it looks like hairy tits! Lol

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

An exercise bike.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ten year old son!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think I might be 1 of the only survives lol xx I'll just press shoot on controller!!!! Well it works on cod lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Samurai swords from the table....bring it on zombies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage dog

Take out their ankles

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By *revorAndTraceyCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne

a Mr Kiplings, French fondant....

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Bottle of pear cider. Hope I get to drink it before they eat me

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"a Mr Kiplings, French fondant....

You, my friend, are royally screwed.

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

My bear grylls axe

....... I'm a camper freak x

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

An empty baby bottle.

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

a butt plug

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Cushion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a butt plug

That could be interesting...

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my pillow. Bloody useless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm laying in bed so my mattress .... Maybe baracade myself in my bedroom using it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A grumpy Jack Russell!

Christ can you imagine the carnage if he got turned! Run for your life people!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky Remote...so not only could I smash zombies on the head with it, I could also change the channel and measure my dick.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

A Handkerchief, my only option would be to throw it over the zombies head and obscure his/her vision while I make my escape.

Or tie little knots on the corners and put it on the zombies head then take the piss about how stupid he/her looked.

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My Benelli

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

A paintbrush.

I'd totally win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd turn around and grab a guitar from my right. which is helpful, especially as the door and window are behind me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bra.. I could use it as a blindfold on the zombie so I've got time to get away.. And no not in a kinky way

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

To my right is just a pillow so don't fancy my chances. Shame it wasn't what was on my left because that would be a bookcase which has 8 books on zombie survival just my bloody luck

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2ft long spanner

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

A large bottle of water.. Drown the F*cker??

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A pair of nail clippers & a dictionary, should keep them at bay long enough for me to finish ma coffee & slice of cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well instead of my son to my right I now have a lamp, a chalk board, two bottles of unopened wkd, bottle opener and a peanut butter sandwich and a spider catcher Hoover thingy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To my right is just a pillow so don't fancy my chances. Shame it wasn't what was on my left because that would be a bookcase which has 8 books on zombie survival just my bloody luck "

Turn over and then the other stuff will be on your right hand side!!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"A Handkerchief, my only option would be to throw it over the zombies head and obscure his/her vision while I make my escape.

Or tie little knots on the corners and put it on the zombies head then take the piss about how stupid he/her looked.

I would be the one stopping to take a pic to post on Facebook. Therefore giving you time to run away while I get chowed on.

You could live a long time.. if you have a stash of hankies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Handkerchief, my only option would be to throw it over the zombies head and obscure his/her vision while I make my escape.

Or tie little knots on the corners and put it on the zombies head then take the piss about how stupid he/her looked.

I would be the one stopping to take a pic to post on Facebook. Therefore giving you time to run away while I get chowed on.

You could live a long time.. if you have a stash of hankies.

Instead of getting eaten, you take the pic, with my bottle opener I'll finish them off with a blow to the head then we can move on to the next one, as long I can get my duck face in at least one and you tag me

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

The tv remote to turn it off, I don't like scary films and then my glass of wine xx

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"A Handkerchief, my only option would be to throw it over the zombies head and obscure his/her vision while I make my escape.

Or tie little knots on the corners and put it on the zombies head then take the piss about how stupid he/her looked.

I would be the one stopping to take a pic to post on Facebook. Therefore giving you time to run away while I get chowed on.

You could live a long time.. if you have a stash of hankies.

Sweeeeet... with my bottle of pear cider, I see a great team forming here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Handkerchief, my only option would be to throw it over the zombies head and obscure his/her vision while I make my escape.

Or tie little knots on the corners and put it on the zombies head then take the piss about how stupid he/her looked.

I would be the one stopping to take a pic to post on Facebook. Therefore giving you time to run away while I get chowed on.

You could live a long time.. if you have a stash of hankies.

Sweeeeet... with my bottle of pear cider, I see a great team forming here!!

Sod the zombies, they are just in the way anyway!!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

The bra that I just took off.

Well I'm sure the wire will come in handy

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