FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Morbidly Obese

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

Do you have to give a specific reason?

I hope they don't read it on here - that would be hurtful

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you don't you just politely decline. pshhhhhhhh tch tch

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have to give a specific reason?

I hope they don't read it on here - that would be hurtful "

Its difficult because you can ignore messages but as a guy who gets this regularly its disheartening. Also guys I get the feeling are not meant to turn women down and I do not want to play but also am trying not to upset as she seems nice.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Do you have to give a specific reason?

I hope they don't read it on here - that would be hurtful

Its difficult because you can ignore messages but as a guy who gets this regularly its disheartening. Also guys I get the feeling are not meant to turn women down and I do not want to play but also am trying not to upset as she seems nice. "

and writing morbidly obsese is not gonna hurt this NICE LADY??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

It's better to be upfront (which doesn't mean you have to be cruel!) than to string someone along.. there's nothing wrong with telling someone that they seem very nice but they're not really your type...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a start I would remove

"I like women of all sizes and shapes"

from your profile if you do not want the attention of larger ladies and then you wouldn't have this problem would you?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)


"Do you have to give a specific reason?

I hope they don't read it on here - that would be hurtful

Its difficult because you can ignore messages but as a guy who gets this regularly its disheartening. Also guys I get the feeling are not meant to turn women down and I do not want to play but also am trying not to upset as she seems nice. "

You do say on your profile that size doesn't matter...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you don't want approaches from a particular type of person, ie BBW for example of this thread, just say so on your profile

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Im posting in here what I posted in the advice thread too

Maybe take off your profile that you like all shapes and sizes and be more specific about what you're looking for regarding shape

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

maybe the larger ladies sufficed till we got the verification

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?"

Your profile states: I like women of all sizes and shapes

We have stated on our profile what type / size we're looking for

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changes said line in profile quickly

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im posting in here what I posted in the advice thread too

Maybe take off your profile that you like all shapes and sizes and be more specific about what you're looking for regarding shape"

I dont mind rubenesque women but i like to be active and it has always said on my profile I like someone active enough to play. The messages are not from fab but another site as I didn't think it fair to put it on the same place in case she read it. As for the profile details, well you as a couple will know people don't read your profile half of the time so putting things on it isn't the perfect solution.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im posting in here what I posted in the advice thread too

Maybe take off your profile that you like all shapes and sizes and be more specific about what you're looking for regarding shape

I dont mind rubenesque women but i like to be active and it has always said on my profile I like someone active enough to play. The messages are not from fab but another site as I didn't think it fair to put it on the same place in case she read it. As for the profile details, well you as a couple will know people don't read your profile half of the time so putting things on it isn't the perfect solution. "

don't mind what passion

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/01/11 14:26:02]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?

Your profile states: I like women of all sizes and shapes

We have stated on our profile what type / size we're looking for "

Ok i have changed that but also it says" just as long as your fit and able to play. I like hard and fast sex" and some are clearly not who have mailed.

Anyway its not about profiles i really need advice on how to let down without upsetting.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are people "reluctant" to be honest on their profiles regarding what they want? I'm not interested in young men or short men and state it on my profile!

I certainly wouldn't have "meet all" on my profile and then start a thread about short arses contacting me!

OP you've not done yourself any favours with this post: way to go!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/01/11 14:27:58]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

just say ...... I don't want to rattle your pussy.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Im posting in here what I posted in the advice thread too

Maybe take off your profile that you like all shapes and sizes and be more specific about what you're looking for regarding shape

I dont mind rubenesque women but i like to be active and it has always said on my profile I like someone active enough to play. The messages are not from fab but another site as I didn't think it fair to put it on the same place in case she read it. As for the profile details, well you as a couple will know people don't read your profile half of the time so putting things on it isn't the perfect solution. "

No it is'nt but when we're looking for playmates which we're not at the moment I make sure that my preferences are there and if people choose to ignore them then they can but I won't be feeling any guilt about it,ill be spending my time on the people I am interested in meeting

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone was not active enough to play, do you think they would be on a site like this or similar?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Just tell her that you don't think shes for you even though shes a nice girl

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?

Your profile states: I like women of all sizes and shapes

We have stated on our profile what type / size we're looking for

Ok i have changed that but also it says" just as long as your fit and able to play. I like hard and fast sex" and some are clearly not who have mailed.

Anyway its not about profiles i really need advice on how to let down without upsetting."

I'm fit. I'm able to play. I've just moved from obese to overweight. Never actually thought I'd be glad to admit to being overweigh!

If you really don't want to tell her that her shape/size has put you off then tell her that there's no spark between the two of you and move on.

Just be aware that some people might be bigger in size, it doesn't necessarily make them unfit.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone was not active enough to play, do you think they would be on a site like this or similar?"

oh there are some. but mostly no

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"Ok i have changed that but also it says" just as long as your fit and able to play"
that equates to "Any fook will do"


"I like hard and fast sex" and some are clearly not who have mailed"

We like bi M/F cpls, we often receive "requests" from "Straight" couples who clearly don't fit our requirements


"Anyway its not about profiles i really need advice on how to let down without upsetting."

You should pay more attention to your profile, rather than worry about upsetting anyone

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just tell her that you don't think shes for you even though shes a nice girl"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok i have changed that but also it says" just as long as your fit and able to play that equates to "Any fook will do"

I like hard and fast sex" and some are clearly not who have mailed

We like bi M/F cpls, we often receive "requests" from "Straight" couples who clearly don't fit our requirements

Anyway its not about profiles i really need advice on how to let down without upsetting.

You should pay more attention to your profile, rather than worry about upsetting anyone "

I think you have a point but as a guy you dont want to be too negative as you get little enough mail as it is

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I don't think you need to come across as negative if you spend more time saying what you do like rather than writing a load of stuff about what you don't like

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"as a guy you dont want to be too negative"

Why not state on your profile:

Fook needed ASAP!

Nothing more / nothing less, at least, it's staight to the point

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Say a radical thing like.....no thanks.

lol @ _iew

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maybe I do need help on my profile but when people ask for help on here for that stuff you get told it should be about you and your own ideas on a profile so you sometimes can’t win.

I might do the fook I needed ASAP but with my luck I would get someone I don’t fancy

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?"

Tell them you like eggs but not anal.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?

Tell them you like eggs but not anal."

I will try it if you think it will work but i dont think they will understand it unless its a secret woman code

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe I do need help on my profile but when people ask for help on here for that stuff you get told it should be about you and your own ideas on a profile so you sometimes can’t win.

I might do the fook I needed ASAP but with my luck I would get someone I don’t fancy

"

please bear in mind that normal criteria may not apply, you are not looking for a lifelong partner on a swing site. it might happen but that would be purely coincidental.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

I thought ..."

You should try that more often.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"

I thought ...

You should try that more often."

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I thought ...

You should try that more often."

I do think but it doesn't always make sense. I am still thinking about the eggs but that one i just don't see how it fits in to swinging unless its like the car keys in the fruit bowl thing I have heard about.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Do you have a car?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bypass altert, diversion available

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Oh ffs.... if you tell someone you like something, is it unreasonable for them to assume you actually do like whatever it is you said you liked?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have a car? "

Yes i do but how will that help?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Oh ffs.... if you tell someone you like something, is it unreasonable for them to assume you actually do like whatever it is you said you liked?"

No! unless its anal or eggs

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh ffs.... if you tell someone you like something, is it unreasonable for them to assume you actually do like whatever it is you said you liked?"

I like lots of things but I dont like to do it with everyone. Is that what you mean I should you do something I like with everyone?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

ffs,,,,,,,,,,

thank you very much for your message, was nice of you to write. Apologies, you are not what I am looking for, no offence meant, but important we both connect with each other.

best regards and thanks again for writing xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"Oh ffs.... "

Thankfully, I've just reached my destination I was just about to increase my stress medication

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ffs,,,,,,,,,,

thank you very much for your message, was nice of you to write. Apologies, you are not what I am looking for, no offence meant, but important we both connect with each other.

best regards and thanks again for writing xx "

FANTASTIC that's absolutely brilliant. Can i use it please or do i have to make it look different?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"ffs,,,,,,,,,,

thank you very much for your message, was nice of you to write. Apologies, you are not what I am looking for, no offence meant, but important we both connect with each other.

best regards and thanks again for writing xx

FANTASTIC that's absolutely brilliant. Can i use it please or do i have to make it look different? "

feel free.............

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"ffs,,,,,,,,,,

thank you very much for your message, was nice of you to write. Apologies, you are not what I am looking for, no offence meant, but important we both connect with each other.

best regards and thanks again for writing xx "

Blimey View... you apologise?!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Oh ffs.... if you tell someone you like something, is it unreasonable for them to assume you actually do like whatever it is you said you liked?

I like lots of things but I dont like to do it with everyone. Is that what you mean I should you do something I like with everyone? "

Even faced with all the evidence I refuse to believe you are a 3 watt bulb.... more like a 60 watt with a dimmer switch.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"ffs,,,,,,,,,,

thank you very much for your message, was nice of you to write. Apologies, you are not what I am looking for, no offence meant, but important we both connect with each other.

best regards and thanks again for writing xx

Blimey View... you apologise?! "

well to some...

others I get sectioned

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh ffs.... if you tell someone you like something, is it unreasonable for them to assume you actually do like whatever it is you said you liked?

I like lots of things but I dont like to do it with everyone. Is that what you mean I should you do something I like with everyone?

Even faced with all the evidence I refuse to believe you are a 3 watt bulb.... more like a 60 watt with a dimmer switch."

I dont have a dimmer switch though as you can't use them with the new energy efficient light bulbs. do you think i should get a dimmer switch for meets?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"ffs,,,,,,,,,,

thank you very much for your message, was nice of you to write. Apologies, you are not what I am looking for, no offence meant, but important we both connect with each other.

best regards and thanks again for writing xx

Blimey View... you apologise?!

well to some...

others I get sectioned"

Do you like eggs?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ffs,,,,,,,,,,

thank you very much for your message, was nice of you to write. Apologies, you are not what I am looking for, no offence meant, but important we both connect with each other.

best regards and thanks again for writing xx

FANTASTIC that's absolutely brilliant. Can i use it please or do i have to make it look different?

feel free............."

Thank you so much if you ever need me to write something for you i will happily help

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Oh ffs.... if you tell someone you like something, is it unreasonable for them to assume you actually do like whatever it is you said you liked?

I like lots of things but I dont like to do it with everyone. Is that what you mean I should you do something I like with everyone?

Even faced with all the evidence I refuse to believe you are a 3 watt bulb.... more like a 60 watt with a dimmer switch.

I dont have a dimmer switch though as you can't use them with the new energy efficient light bulbs. do you think i should get a dimmer switch for meets? "

And that answer confirms my thoughts... it's too subtle to be genuine stupidity.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"ffs,,,,,,,,,,

thank you very much for your message, was nice of you to write. Apologies, you are not what I am looking for, no offence meant, but important we both connect with each other.

best regards and thanks again for writing xx

FANTASTIC that's absolutely brilliant. Can i use it please or do i have to make it look different?

feel free.............

Thank you so much if you ever need me to write something for you i will happily help "

no your ok... but thanks for the kind offer.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Well as trolling goes, I thought that was mildly entertaining.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Well as trolling goes, I thought that was mildly entertaining. "

Indeed

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ffs,,,,,,,,,,

thank you very much for your message, was nice of you to write. Apologies, you are not what I am looking for, no offence meant, but important we both connect with each other.

best regards and thanks again for writing xx

FANTASTIC that's absolutely brilliant. Can i use it please or do i have to make it look different?

feel free.............

Thank you so much if you ever need me to write something for you i will happily help

no your ok... but thanks for the kind offer.

"

Your a very nice man you are and so polite. I am sure you will be very popular. Can i copy bits off your profile?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ffs,,,,,,,,,,

thank you very much for your message, was nice of you to write. Apologies, you are not what I am looking for, no offence meant, but important we both connect with each other.

best regards and thanks again for writing xx

FANTASTIC that's absolutely brilliant. Can i use it please or do i have to make it look different?

feel free.............

Thank you so much if you ever need me to write something for you i will happily help

no your ok... but thanks for the kind offer.

"

u sods, u've had us, havn't yas???

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"ffs,,,,,,,,,,

thank you very much for your message, was nice of you to write. Apologies, you are not what I am looking for, no offence meant, but important we both connect with each other.

best regards and thanks again for writing xx

FANTASTIC that's absolutely brilliant. Can i use it please or do i have to make it look different?

feel free.............

Thank you so much if you ever need me to write something for you i will happily help

no your ok... but thanks for the kind offer.

Your a very nice man you are and so polite. I am sure you will be very popular. Can i copy bits off your profile?"

not my pics

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ffs,,,,,,,,,,

thank you very much for your message, was nice of you to write. Apologies, you are not what I am looking for, no offence meant, but important we both connect with each other.

best regards and thanks again for writing xx

FANTASTIC that's absolutely brilliant. Can i use it please or do i have to make it look different?

feel free.............

Thank you so much if you ever need me to write something for you i will happily help

no your ok... but thanks for the kind offer.

Your a very nice man you are and so polite. I am sure you will be very popular. Can i copy bits off your profile?

not my pics "

No no I wouldn't do that not at all. I have looked and you don't do negativity or bum sex too that's good. Can I ask if you have a dimmer switch please and does it help with meets?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ffs,,,,,,,,,,

thank you very much for your message, was nice of you to write. Apologies, you are not what I am looking for, no offence meant, but important we both connect with each other.

best regards and thanks again for writing xx

FANTASTIC that's absolutely brilliant. Can i use it please or do i have to make it look different?

feel free.............

Thank you so much if you ever need me to write something for you i will happily help

no your ok... but thanks for the kind offer.

Your a very nice man you are and so polite. I am sure you will be very popular. Can i copy bits off your profile?

not my pics "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is mint, why not rewrite his entire profile for him....

oh dear oh dear oh dear.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is mint, why not rewrite his entire profile for him....

oh dear oh dear oh dear."

oh how very curious, it would be almost like a mirror image.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok i have changed that but also it says" just as long as your fit and able to play. I like hard and fast sex" "

im obese, and i like hard and fast sex. What makes you think that an obese woman cant have hard and fast sex and are not fit enough to have sex??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is mint, why not rewrite his entire profile for him....

oh dear oh dear oh dear."

This is why I haven't copying things of peoples profiles. If you looked back i said I hadn't done this because some people will be negative if you do. I get one piece of advice earlier then you comment like you have.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is mint, why not rewrite his entire profile for him....

oh dear oh dear oh dear.

This is why I haven't copying things of peoples profiles. If you looked back i said I hadn't done this because some people will be negative if you do. I get one piece of advice earlier then you comment like you have. "

everyone will see it from a differen point of _iew.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is mint, why not rewrite his entire profile for him....

oh dear oh dear oh dear.

This is why I haven't copying things of peoples profiles. If you looked back i said I hadn't done this because some people will be negative if you do. I get one piece of advice earlier then you comment like you have.

everyone will see it from a differen point of _iew."

It looks that way so what do you do. You just can't win

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"ffs,,,,,,,,,,

thank you very much for your message, was nice of you to write. Apologies, you are not what I am looking for, no offence meant, but important we both connect with each other.

best regards and thanks again for writing xx

FANTASTIC that's absolutely brilliant. Can i use it please or do i have to make it look different?

feel free............."

I liked your first one better

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ask the seven dwarves and each will _iew it differently.

you may feel I have bitten a toxic apple but i remain,

yours faithfully, Snow White. x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

n if yer ears are not big enough to understand what I am saying ..... fill the blanks

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ask the seven dwarves and each will _iew it differently.

you may feel I have bitten a toxic apple but i remain,

yours faithfully, Snow White. x"

I haven't seen any swinging dwarfs, are there any on here?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ffs,,,,,,,,,,

thank you very much for your message, was nice of you to write. Apologies, you are not what I am looking for, no offence meant, but important we both connect with each other.

best regards and thanks again for writing xx

FANTASTIC that's absolutely brilliant. Can i use it please or do i have to make it look different?

feel free.............

I liked your first one better "

It was really nice of him to do that. It was appreciated lots.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok i have changed that but also it says" just as long as your fit and able to play. I like hard and fast sex"

im obese, and i like hard and fast sex. What makes you think that an obese woman cant have hard and fast sex and are not fit enough to have sex??

"

No answer to this one then...go figure

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ask the seven dwarves and each will _iew it differently.

you may feel I have bitten a toxic apple but i remain,

yours faithfully, Snow White. x

I haven't seen any swinging dwarfs, are there any on here? "

u didn't mention that in yer profile.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think OP that your Original post was how do you say no.

I think the answer given to change your profile to omit the shapes ans sizes is a good one, if you avoid stating everyone invited, then your less likely to not get what your looking for.

Some people state to strictly what they require but then again, if they get plenty of offers that meet their criteria then they are happy.

I think just reword the profile a wee bit.

you've actually been given good advice but the forums do tend to be a place where you will get many different _iews not always ones you share.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok i have changed that but also it says" just as long as your fit and able to play. I like hard and fast sex"

im obese, and i like hard and fast sex. What makes you think that an obese woman cant have hard and fast sex and are not fit enough to have sex??

"

My missus aint small and man do we have wild sex...

I think the gent is more looking at aesthetics...hopefully he shall change his profile so he finds what hes looking for and flip of the coin " stop wasting his and others peoples times"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?"

you dont want to hurt them but you post a thread titled morbidly obese aabout them?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?

Your profile states: I like women of all sizes and shapes

We have stated on our profile what type / size we're looking for

Ok i have changed that but also it says" just as long as your fit and able to play. I like hard and fast sex" and some are clearly not who have mailed.

Anyway its not about profiles i really need advice on how to let down without upsetting."

as someone who you wouldnt play with i have to say i might be big bbw fat morbidly obese or what ever the hell you wanna call it but i could still fuck you and the england football team all over the place and still be active enough to go again for round 2

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

FFS!!!!!

How much wetnursing does one guy need?? The OP is either a little bit slow or he is playing you all!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL at the serious replies on this thread

If no one got the wooden spoon award, I think the OP should

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?

you dont want to hurt them but you post a thread titled morbidly obese aabout them? "

I they have seen it now,instead of the op not being honest and sincere to that person hes posts it on the forums,develop a back bone next time op

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I think he has cheered up a boring afternoon myself

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think he has cheered up a boring afternoon myself"

His dinner's certainly sorted, he caught more than one fish

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think he has cheered up a boring afternoon myself"

I think so too,I go out for a few hours and all sorts happen on here

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?

you dont want to hurt them but you post a thread titled morbidly obese aabout them?

I they have seen it now,instead of the op not being honest and sincere to that person hes posts it on the forums,develop a back bone next time op"

Backbone like you did the other day? LMFAO. I like that one, very funny.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what was that then?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?

you dont want to hurt them but you post a thread titled morbidly obese aabout them?

I they have seen it now,instead of the op not being honest and sincere to that person hes posts it on the forums,develop a back bone next time op

Backbone like you did the other day? LMFAO. I like that one, very funny. "

have i come on here and insulted anyone regarding size no

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?

you dont want to hurt them but you post a thread titled morbidly obese aabout them?

I they have seen it now,instead of the op not being honest and sincere to that person hes posts it on the forums,develop a back bone next time op

Backbone like you did the other day? LMFAO. I like that one, very funny.

have i come on here and insulted anyone regarding size no"

Maybe you should read the whole thread rather than jumping in with both feet. GUNG HO old boy and jolly hockey sticks and all that!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?

you dont want to hurt them but you post a thread titled morbidly obese aabout them?

I they have seen it now,instead of the op not being honest and sincere to that person hes posts it on the forums,develop a back bone next time op

Backbone like you did the other day? LMFAO. I like that one, very funny.

have i come on here and insulted anyone regarding size no

Maybe you should read the whole thread rather than jumping in with both feet. GUNG HO old boy and jolly hockey sticks and all that! "

I did read it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Why are people "reluctant" to be honest on their profiles regarding what they want? I'm not interested in young men or short men and state it on my profile!

I certainly wouldn't have "meet all" on my profile and then start a thread about short arses contacting me!

OP you've not done yourself any favours with this post: way to go! "

Glad to hear it!

.

.

.

.

Er, I'm down here....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"

I haven't seen any swinging dwarfs, are there any on here? "

Two are; Invictus and Soapy.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?

you dont want to hurt them but you post a thread titled morbidly obese aabout them?

I they have seen it now,instead of the op not being honest and sincere to that person hes posts it on the forums,develop a back bone next time op

Backbone like you did the other day? LMFAO. I like that one, very funny.

have i come on here and insulted anyone regarding size no

Maybe you should read the whole thread rather than jumping in with both feet. GUNG HO old boy and jolly hockey sticks and all that!

I did read it"

Not the whole thread you didn't before posting or you would have understood better but there is no correcting some people. Just note the OP wasn't on about anyone from fab though. The only insult when i read was one about getting a back bone but there you go.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are people "reluctant" to be honest on their profiles regarding what they want? I'm not interested in young men or short men and state it on my profile!

I certainly wouldn't have "meet all" on my profile and then start a thread about short arses contacting me!

OP you've not done yourself any favours with this post: way to go!

Glad to hear it!

.

.

.

.

Er, I'm down here.... "

i havnt read all the posts but how do you tell a guy with big ears hes not ur type .....do you just say "hi big ears thanks for the offer but i prefer noddy or that guy in the uniform ........"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?

Your profile states: I like women of all sizes and shapes

We have stated on our profile what type / size we're looking for

Ok i have changed that but also it says" just as long as your fit and able to play. I like hard and fast sex" and some are clearly not who have mailed.

Anyway its not about profiles i really need advice on how to let down without upsetting."

tsk tsk what a silly thing to say!!! you cannot imply that because someone is overweight for you because you do not feel they can keep up with you!! I used to attend a keep fit class run by a lady who was at least a size 18, not slim by no means but my god didnt she work hard, no way at size 14 could i keep up with her, so weight in some way has little to do with how fit someone is, so long as they take care of themselves and get plenty of exercise, something she clearly did both of

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

ok boys, calm down now , I have a headache

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London


"

Maybe you should read the whole thread rather than jumping in with both feet. GUNG HO old boy and jolly hockey sticks and all that! "

No need to take the piss out of him..I thought it was a very nice scarf.. Sort of Stephen Fry crumpets and full on bi action in front of a roaring fire

However not quite what i imagined batman had in mind..

He's still cute though

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Maybe you should read the whole thread rather than jumping in with both feet. GUNG HO old boy and jolly hockey sticks and all that!

No need to take the piss out of him..I thought it was a very nice scarf.. Sort of Stephen Fry crumpets and full on bi action in front of a roaring fire

However not quite what i imagined batman had in mind..

He's still cute though"

its winter can't I wear the scarf me ma knitted me?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?"

I dunno, but can you tell me after the fast and hard sex... I have quite warmed to you.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?

you dont want to hurt them but you post a thread titled morbidly obese aabout them?

I they have seen it now,instead of the op not being honest and sincere to that person hes posts it on the forums,develop a back bone next time op

Backbone like you did the other day? LMFAO. I like that one, very funny.

have i come on here and insulted anyone regarding size no

Maybe you should read the whole thread rather than jumping in with both feet. GUNG HO old boy and jolly hockey sticks and all that!

I did read it

Not the whole thread you didn't before posting or you would have understood better but there is no correcting some people. Just note the OP wasn't on about anyone from fab though. The only insult when i read was one about getting a back bone but there you go. "

well I am sorry I will admit when I am wrong and I am here,I just guess if you don't like someone whether its on here or in everyday life just be honest thats all

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?

you dont want to hurt them but you post a thread titled morbidly obese aabout them?

I they have seen it now,instead of the op not being honest and sincere to that person hes posts it on the forums,develop a back bone next time op

Backbone like you did the other day? LMFAO. I like that one, very funny.

have i come on here and insulted anyone regarding size no

Maybe you should read the whole thread rather than jumping in with both feet. GUNG HO old boy and jolly hockey sticks and all that!

I did read it

Not the whole thread you didn't before posting or you would have understood better but there is no correcting some people. Just note the OP wasn't on about anyone from fab though. The only insult when i read was one about getting a back bone but there you go. "

Are you the post corrector ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FFS!!!!!

How much wetnursing does one guy need?? The OP is either a little bit slow or he is playing you all! "

i would say that a snail moves faster than him

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Why are people "reluctant" to be honest on their profiles regarding what they want? I'm not interested in young men or short men and state it on my profile!

I certainly wouldn't have "meet all" on my profile and then start a thread about short arses contacting me!

OP you've not done yourself any favours with this post: way to go!

Glad to hear it!

.

.

.

.

Er, I'm down here....

i havnt read all the posts but how do you tell a guy with big ears hes not ur type .....do you just say "hi big ears thanks for the offer but i prefer noddy or that guy in the uniform ........""

I'm out on two counts now.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?

you dont want to hurt them but you post a thread titled morbidly obese aabout them?

I they have seen it now,instead of the op not being honest and sincere to that person hes posts it on the forums,develop a back bone next time op

Backbone like you did the other day? LMFAO. I like that one, very funny.

have i come on here and insulted anyone regarding size no

Maybe you should read the whole thread rather than jumping in with both feet. GUNG HO old boy and jolly hockey sticks and all that!

I did read it

Not the whole thread you didn't before posting or you would have understood better but there is no correcting some people. Just note the OP wasn't on about anyone from fab though. The only insult when i read was one about getting a back bone but there you go.

well I am sorry I will admit when I am wrong and I am here,I just guess if you don't like someone whether its on here or in everyday life just be honest thats all"

Its called bigotry

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"FFS!!!!!

How much wetnursing does one guy need?? The OP is either a little bit slow or he is playing you all!

i would say that a snail moves faster than him "

Only when it's squished onto a car tyre at Silverstone.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?

you dont want to hurt them but you post a thread titled morbidly obese aabout them?

I they have seen it now,instead of the op not being honest and sincere to that person hes posts it on the forums,develop a back bone next time op

Backbone like you did the other day? LMFAO. I like that one, very funny.

have i come on here and insulted anyone regarding size no

Maybe you should read the whole thread rather than jumping in with both feet. GUNG HO old boy and jolly hockey sticks and all that!

I did read it

Not the whole thread you didn't before posting or you would have understood better but there is no correcting some people. Just note the OP wasn't on about anyone from fab though. The only insult when i read was one about getting a back bone but there you go.

well I am sorry I will admit when I am wrong and I am here,I just guess if you don't like someone whether its on here or in everyday life just be honest thats all

Its called bigotry "

No it isn't

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?

you dont want to hurt them but you post a thread titled morbidly obese aabout them?

I they have seen it now,instead of the op not being honest and sincere to that person hes posts it on the forums,develop a back bone next time op

Backbone like you did the other day? LMFAO. I like that one, very funny.

have i come on here and insulted anyone regarding size no

Maybe you should read the whole thread rather than jumping in with both feet. GUNG HO old boy and jolly hockey sticks and all that!

I did read it

Not the whole thread you didn't before posting or you would have understood better but there is no correcting some people. Just note the OP wasn't on about anyone from fab though. The only insult when i read was one about getting a back bone but there you go.

well I am sorry I will admit when I am wrong and I am here,I just guess if you don't like someone whether its on here or in everyday life just be honest thats all

Its called bigotry "

No it's not......

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FFS!!!!!

How much wetnursing does one guy need?? The OP is either a little bit slow or he is playing you all!

i would say that a snail moves faster than him

Only when it's squished onto a car tyre at Silverstone."

Now that hurts me deeply, being an animal fan , going to phone the RSPCA about you

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I bet the OPs having a right good laugh at all this on here

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?

you dont want to hurt them but you post a thread titled morbidly obese aabout them?

I they have seen it now,instead of the op not being honest and sincere to that person hes posts it on the forums,develop a back bone next time op

Backbone like you did the other day? LMFAO. I like that one, very funny.

have i come on here and insulted anyone regarding size no

Maybe you should read the whole thread rather than jumping in with both feet. GUNG HO old boy and jolly hockey sticks and all that!

I did read it

Not the whole thread you didn't before posting or you would have understood better but there is no correcting some people. Just note the OP wasn't on about anyone from fab though. The only insult when i read was one about getting a back bone but there you go.

well I am sorry I will admit when I am wrong and I am here,I just guess if you don't like someone whether its on here or in everyday life just be honest thats all

Its called bigotry

No it's not......"

Err it is! A bigot is someone who is a prejudiced person who is intolerant of any opinions differing from his own.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"I bet the OPs having a right good laugh at all this on here "

I am surprised so many were taken in by the Op's post....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I guess us big eared dwarfs and snail lovers need to start our own thread then...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I bet the OPs having a right good laugh at all this on here

I am surprised so many were taken in by the Op's post...."

Nahhh he's been a star and played it well at first.... I am only surprised by the ones who still can't see it.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"I bet the OPs having a right good laugh at all this on here

I am surprised so many were taken in by the Op's post....

Nahhh he's been a star and played it well at first.... I am only surprised by the ones who still can't see it."

Shhhhhh.....don't mention the bigots!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?

you dont want to hurt them but you post a thread titled morbidly obese aabout them?

I they have seen it now,instead of the op not being honest and sincere to that person hes posts it on the forums,develop a back bone next time op

Backbone like you did the other day? LMFAO. I like that one, very funny.

have i come on here and insulted anyone regarding size no

Maybe you should read the whole thread rather than jumping in with both feet. GUNG HO old boy and jolly hockey sticks and all that!

I did read it

Not the whole thread you didn't before posting or you would have understood better but there is no correcting some people. Just note the OP wasn't on about anyone from fab though. The only insult when i read was one about getting a back bone but there you go.

well I am sorry I will admit when I am wrong and I am here,I just guess if you don't like someone whether its on here or in everyday life just be honest thats all

Its called bigotry

No it's not......

Err it is! A bigot is someone who is a prejudiced person who is intolerant of any opinions differing from his own."

That's right.

I knew you'd know

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I guess us big eared dwarfs and snail lovers need to start our own thread then... "

Do you mention snails on your profile?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?

you dont want to hurt them but you post a thread titled morbidly obese aabout them?

I they have seen it now,instead of the op not being honest and sincere to that person hes posts it on the forums,develop a back bone next time op

Backbone like you did the other day? LMFAO. I like that one, very funny.

have i come on here and insulted anyone regarding size no

Maybe you should read the whole thread rather than jumping in with both feet. GUNG HO old boy and jolly hockey sticks and all that!

I did read it

Not the whole thread you didn't before posting or you would have understood better but there is no correcting some people. Just note the OP wasn't on about anyone from fab though. The only insult when i read was one about getting a back bone but there you go.

well I am sorry I will admit when I am wrong and I am here,I just guess if you don't like someone whether its on here or in everyday life just be honest thats all

Its called bigotry

No it's not......

Err it is! A bigot is someone who is a prejudiced person who is intolerant of any opinions differing from his own."

You have been looking up a pre Victorian definition of bigotry......

Wikipedia is not always your friend

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


" ....

Its called bigotry

No it's not......

Err it is! A bigot is someone who is a prejudiced person who is intolerant of any opinions differing from his own.

That's right.

I knew you'd know "

O am glad that's cleared up... I was worried we were heading for a panto showdown...

Oh no it isn't....

Oh yes it is....

Oh no it isn't...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I guess us big eared dwarfs and snail lovers need to start our own thread then...

Do you mention snails on your profile?"

Tut.

Now I'll get the old "but I can see you've met with creatures that are hermaphrodites but you quite clearly state on your profile that you are straight"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I guess us big eared dwarfs and snail lovers need to start our own thread then...

Do you mention snails on your profile?

Tut.

Now I'll get the old "but I can see you've met with creatures that are hermaphrodites but you quite clearly state on your profile that you are straight" "

.... I was just going to say I could do an impression of a slug across your duvet.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are people "reluctant" to be honest on their profiles regarding what they want? I'm not interested in young men or short men and state it on my profile!

I certainly wouldn't have "meet all" on my profile and then start a thread about short arses contacting me!

OP you've not done yourself any favours with this post: way to go!

Glad to hear it!

.

.

.

.

Er, I'm down here.... "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I guess us big eared dwarfs and snail lovers need to start our own thread then...

Do you mention snails on your profile?

Tut.

Now I'll get the old "but I can see you've met with creatures that are hermaphrodites but you quite clearly state on your profile that you are straight"

.... I was just going to say I could do an impression of a slug across your duvet."

Wow. Plug me in and turn me on baby...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello i'm a dwarf with a big todger, i struggle to talk to nice ladies cos when i get excited, I fall over.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?

Your profile states: I like women of all sizes and shapes

We have stated on our profile what type / size we're looking for

Ok i have changed that but also it says" just as long as your fit and able to play. I like hard and fast sex" and some are clearly not who have mailed.

Anyway its not about profiles i really need advice on how to let down without upsetting.

tsk tsk what a silly thing to say!!! you cannot imply that because someone is overweight for you because you do not feel they can keep up with you!! I used to attend a keep fit class run by a lady who was at least a size 18, not slim by no means but my god didnt she work hard, no way at size 14 could i keep up with her, so weight in some way has little to do with how fit someone is, so long as they take care of themselves and get plenty of exercise, something she clearly did both of"

Agree with you Grey very silly statement. As a size 18-20 woman I'd say I'm pretty fit. I can do 40 lengths of my local pool without stopping and I know alot of much slimmer people who can barely do one. Such a generalisation saying that if your obese your unfit

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?

Your profile states: I like women of all sizes and shapes

We have stated on our profile what type / size we're looking for

Ok i have changed that but also it says" just as long as your fit and able to play. I like hard and fast sex" and some are clearly not who have mailed.

Anyway its not about profiles i really need advice on how to let down without upsetting.

tsk tsk what a silly thing to say!!! you cannot imply that because someone is overweight for you because you do not feel they can keep up with you!! I used to attend a keep fit class run by a lady who was at least a size 18, not slim by no means but my god didnt she work hard, no way at size 14 could i keep up with her, so weight in some way has little to do with how fit someone is, so long as they take care of themselves and get plenty of exercise, something she clearly did both of

Agree with you Grey very silly statement. As a size 18-20 woman I'd say I'm pretty fit. I can do 40 lengths of my local pool without stopping and I know alot of much slimmer people who can barely do one. Such a generalisation saying that if your obese your unfit"

me too i waver between the 16/18 can swim for miles ...did a triathlon last year !! play golf , sail ,walk and i zumba ...guys have trouble keeping up with me and i dont need much sleep ....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

Numerous “mature” fookable, ahem, cough, sexi fems on here

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello i'm a dwarf with a big todger, i struggle to talk to nice ladies cos when i get excited, I fall over.

"

can i hold you up

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Ok i have changed that but also it says" just as long as your fit and able to play. I like hard and fast sex"

im obese, and i like hard and fast sex. What makes you think that an obese woman cant have hard and fast sex and are not fit enough to have sex??

"

i'm obese too and like hard sex - not sure i like fast sex as i like it to last a while

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Actually it can be difficult to do a really fat bird fast and hard... the poor guy gets the bounce back effect... a bit like mistiming your second bounce on a spring-board.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Actually it can be difficult to do a really fat bird fast and hard... the poor guy gets the bounce back effect... a bit like mistiming your second bounce on a spring-board."

thats why a bungee cord is a staple in my play kit, get in doggy, run the cord round the back of the guy ass holding an end in each hand - that way if he bounces out too hard the bungee will boing him back in again

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually it can be difficult to do a really fat bird fast and hard... the poor guy gets the bounce back effect... a bit like mistiming your second bounce on a spring-board.

thats why a bungee cord is a staple in my play kit, get in doggy, run the cord round the back of the guy ass holding an end in each hand - that way if he bounces out too hard the bungee will boing him back in again "

conjures up a wonderful picture ......

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *imnher2Woman
over a year ago

watford

me thinks you should have been more honest with said lady and told her you were not interested, and not take it to the forums..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ....

Its called bigotry

No it's not......

Err it is! A bigot is someone who is a prejudiced person who is intolerant of any opinions differing from his own.

That's right.

I knew you'd know

O am glad that's cleared up... I was worried we were heading for a panto showdown...

Oh no it isn't....

Oh yes it is....

Oh no it isn't..."

Nooooooooo I knew he'd know. He's just failing to see. See ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually it can be difficult to do a really fat bird fast and hard... the poor guy gets the bounce back effect... a bit like mistiming your second bounce on a spring-board.

thats why a bungee cord is a staple in my play kit, get in doggy, run the cord round the back of the guy ass holding an end in each hand - that way if he bounces out too hard the bungee will boing him back in again "

*Makes note to add bungee cord to play kit*

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im posting in here what I posted in the advice thread too

Maybe take off your profile that you like all shapes and sizes and be more specific about what you're looking for regarding shape

I dont mind rubenesque women but i like to be active and it has always said on my profile I like someone active enough to play. The messages are not from fab but another site as I didn't think it fair to put it on the same place in case she read it. As for the profile details, well you as a couple will know people don't read your profile half of the time so putting things on it isn't the perfect solution. "

Im a "big un"

But im still bloody active...

Just ask the last fella who took a week to recover

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Actually it can be difficult to do a really fat bird fast and hard... the poor guy gets the bounce back effect... a bit like mistiming your second bounce on a spring-board.

thats why a bungee cord is a staple in my play kit, get in doggy, run the cord round the back of the guy ass holding an end in each hand - that way if he bounces out too hard the bungee will boing him back in again

*Makes note to add bungee cord to play kit*

"

do i win a prize for finding something you dont have already in your play kit????

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Has someone been handing out mood enhancing drugs on the way into the lounge today?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Has someone been handing out mood enhancing drugs on the way into the lounge today? "

Well they most certainly aren't performance enhancing!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say no, you are not interested, why the need to give a reason?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Actually it can be difficult to do a really fat bird fast and hard... the poor guy gets the bounce back effect... a bit like mistiming your second bounce on a spring-board.

thats why a bungee cord is a staple in my play kit, get in doggy, run the cord round the back of the guy ass holding an end in each hand - that way if he bounces out too hard the bungee will boing him back in again "

lmao at both posts

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually it can be difficult to do a really fat bird fast and hard... the poor guy gets the bounce back effect... a bit like mistiming your second bounce on a spring-board.

thats why a bungee cord is a staple in my play kit, get in doggy, run the cord round the back of the guy ass holding an end in each hand - that way if he bounces out too hard the bungee will boing him back in again

*Makes note to add bungee cord to play kit*

do i win a prize for finding something you dont have already in your play kit???? "

Yes...my admiration. So simple! Brilliant! I was wondering how to keep them in following the Christmas blow out!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Actually it can be difficult to do a really fat bird fast and hard... the poor guy gets the bounce back effect... a bit like mistiming your second bounce on a spring-board.

thats why a bungee cord is a staple in my play kit, get in doggy, run the cord round the back of the guy ass holding an end in each hand - that way if he bounces out too hard the bungee will boing him back in again

lmao at both posts "

PS I am a fat bird so I can laugh uncase anyone tells me off

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Actually it can be difficult to do a really fat bird fast and hard... the poor guy gets the bounce back effect... a bit like mistiming your second bounce on a spring-board.

thats why a bungee cord is a staple in my play kit, get in doggy, run the cord round the back of the guy ass holding an end in each hand - that way if he bounces out too hard the bungee will boing him back in again

lmao at both posts

PS I am a fat bird so I can laugh uncase anyone tells me off"

who on earth would dare tell you off rugby??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Actually it can be difficult to do a really fat bird fast and hard... the poor guy gets the bounce back effect... a bit like mistiming your second bounce on a spring-board.

thats why a bungee cord is a staple in my play kit, get in doggy, run the cord round the back of the guy ass holding an end in each hand - that way if he bounces out too hard the bungee will boing him back in again

lmao at both posts

PS I am a fat bird so I can laugh uncase anyone tells me off

who on earth would dare tell you off rugby??"

Lots of people do if I laugh at things they think I shouldn't or have an opinion......although I am a rebel and take no notice of them

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Actually it can be difficult to do a really fat bird fast and hard... the poor guy gets the bounce back effect... a bit like mistiming your second bounce on a spring-board.

thats why a bungee cord is a staple in my play kit, get in doggy, run the cord round the back of the guy ass holding an end in each hand - that way if he bounces out too hard the bungee will boing him back in again

lmao at both posts

PS I am a fat bird so I can laugh uncase anyone tells me off

who on earth would dare tell you off rugby??

Lots of people do if I laugh at things they think I shouldn't or have an opinion......although I am a rebel and take no notice of them "
i gave rugby a spanking with my feather duster only the other day

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

See !! I am bullied I say, bullied !!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?"

I would meet her and tell he in person you think she is a fat lass and your scared she would excessively sweat/have a stroke/have a coronary while having sex with you and your not keen on that. Make sure she has a drink in her hand though when telling her as she will need something to drink afterwards. I am sure she won't mind you telling her

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ffs,,,,,,,,,,

thank you very much for your message, was nice of you to write. Apologies, you are not what I am looking for, no offence meant, but important we both connect with each other.

best regards and thanks again for writing xx "

I can confirm that this does work - this is what View wrote to me and I havent dared approach him again, well not under that username anyway

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you tell someone you are not interested in them because of their size, without hurting them?

I would meet her and tell he in person you think she is a fat lass and your scared she would excessively sweat/have a stroke/have a coronary while having sex with you and your not keen on that. Make sure she has a drink in her hand though when telling her as she will need something to drink afterwards. I am sure she won't mind you telling her "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be as polite as possible but if they don’t take no for an answer just tell them the truth.

You find people with excessive amounts of body fat unattractive.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top