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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...as I totally just started daydreaming while having a pee and forgot where I was.

Anyone else get senior moments?

(Im blaming mild concussion from training btw)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daily, going into a room and then having to 'retrace my steps' is getting on my nerves!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did your cock get hard as you day dreamed ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Senior Moment extraordinaire here. Went shopping in Morrisons,paid for my shopping,walked out with my shopping trolley,came to when I was almost at the bus stop.....still pushing my trolley. Had to turn around in front of a bus stop full of shopping and walk back to Morrisons with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs Senior Moment extraordinaire here. Went shopping in Morrisons,paid for my shopping,walked out with my shopping trolley,came to when I was almost at the bus stop.....still pushing my trolley. Had to turn around in front of a bus stop full of shopping and walk back to Morrisons with it. "

Well maybe subconsciously you were trying to save money by taking the trolley home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mrs Senior Moment extraordinaire here. Went shopping in Morrisons,paid for my shopping,walked out with my shopping trolley,came to when I was almost at the bus stop.....still pushing my trolley. Had to turn around in front of a bus stop full of shopping and walk back to Morrisons with it.

Well maybe subconsciously you were trying to save money by taking the trolley home "

Cheaper than carrier bags!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive found my car keys in the fridge more than once!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Hmmmmmmm if you say 'training' in certain places... it's best to clarify ... 'biatch' .....

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Mrs Senior Moment extraordinaire here. Went shopping in Morrisons,paid for my shopping,walked out with my shopping trolley,came to when I was almost at the bus stop.....still pushing my trolley. Had to turn around in front of a bus stop full of shopping and walk back to Morrisons with it. "

Reminds me of my Mum telling me that she'd gone to the supermarket with my brother in the pram and when she got home my Dad was like... um... where's our son?

Still sitting in the pram outside the supermarket!

(Back in the days when it was perfectly acceptable to leave your kid outside while you shopped!)

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

My other half just went to the loo, flushed washed his hands, came into the room and said "oh!" before shaking his head and laughing.

Why?

Although he flushed and washed his hands...he forgot to pee ...and so it begins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find as I'm doing stuff, if someone asks what I'm doing, I have no answer because I can't remember. Also, if someone asks my name, I genuinely can't remember and have to check or buy myself some time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmmmmm if you say 'training' in certain places... it's best to clarify ... 'biatch' ..... "

How about one of the hardest classical ju jitsu clubs in the country where we still hit each other with sticks, get thrown into walls, get choked unconscious and have to do breakfalls on concrete?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bringing home a bag of rubbish from a clients house i meant to throw away on leaving..and done it more than once..

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I opened the fridge yesterday morning and the salt was in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...as I totally just started daydreaming while having a pee and forgot where I was.

Anyone else get senior moments?

(Im blaming mild concussion from training btw)

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Nothing new there lol lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I often find myself looking for something which I am holding in my hand...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I often find myself looking for something which I am holding in my hand..."

I search daily for the glasses I'm actually wearing on my actual eyes

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