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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We have a weather warning for heavy rain and flooding. Anyone got plans for building an ark?

Alternatively, any one got a spare inflatable object to cling to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man found after 10 days floating on giant inflatable penis..

best story ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I suppose beggars can't be choosers but I'd prefer a floating object of the female variety if I had a choice....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can float without having to move my arms or legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suppose beggars can't be choosers but I'd prefer a floating object of the female variety if I had a choice...."

So you think man found floating after 5 days stuck in a giant vagina sounds any better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have a weather warning for heavy rain and flooding. Anyone got plans for building an ark?

Alternatively, any one got a spare inflatable object to cling to?"

Only swingers are allowed on the arc!

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"We have a weather warning for heavy rain and flooding. Anyone got plans for building an ark?

Alternatively, any one got a spare inflatable object to cling to?

Only swingers are allowed on the arc!"

when the boats rocking dont come knocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arc or we grow webbed feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us women with big boobs are safe we have our own floats .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can float without having to move my arms or legs "

You have got the job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can float without having to move my arms or legs

You have got the job!"

I didn't realise I'd been for an interview

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us small boobed ladies are gonna die...am blowing all my exsure condoms up and making a life raft (they're shite condoms, i don't recommend them).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can float without having to move my arms or legs

You have got the job!

I didn't realise I'd been for an interview "

With the water lapping round my ankles your ability to float (and your pics) got you the job without formal interview!

The job starts now, get in your car dear lady......glug, glug, glug.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us small boobed ladies are gonna die...am blowing all my exsure condoms up and making a life raft (they're shite condoms, i don't recommend them)."

I dont recommend using them for pooping in either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us small boobed ladies are gonna die...am blowing all my exsure condoms up and making a life raft (they're shite condoms, i don't recommend them).

I dont recommend using them for pooping in either"

Is my reputation that bad you thought i might poop in them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us small boobed ladies are gonna die...am blowing all my exsure condoms up and making a life raft (they're shite condoms, i don't recommend them).

I dont recommend using them for pooping in either

Is my reputation that bad you thought i might poop in them... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us small boobed ladies are gonna die...am blowing all my exsure condoms up and making a life raft (they're shite condoms, i don't recommend them).

I dont recommend using them for pooping in either

Is my reputation that bad you thought i might poop in them... "

i know you care for the environment thats all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us small boobed ladies are gonna die...am blowing all my exsure condoms up and making a life raft (they're shite condoms, i don't recommend them).

I dont recommend using them for pooping in either

Is my reputation that bad you thought i might poop in them...

i know you care for the environment thats all "

Lol, why am i now imagining a condom filled with poop floating away from me in the ocean...hate my imagination sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us small boobed ladies are gonna die...am blowing all my exsure condoms up and making a life raft (they're shite condoms, i don't recommend them).

I dont recommend using them for pooping in either

Is my reputation that bad you thought i might poop in them...

i know you care for the environment thats all

Lol, why am i now imagining a condom filled with poop floating away from me in the ocean...hate my imagination sometimes."

well its at least keeping our seas n fish fresh...but I do worry u might be helping in feeding the zombie infested isles....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us small boobed ladies are gonna die...am blowing all my exsure condoms up and making a life raft (they're shite condoms, i don't recommend them).

I dont recommend using them for pooping in either

Is my reputation that bad you thought i might poop in them...

i know you care for the environment thats all

Lol, why am i now imagining a condom filled with poop floating away from me in the ocean...hate my imagination sometimes.

well its at least keeping our seas n fish fresh...but I do worry u might be helping in feeding the zombie infested isles...."

Don't think i'm gonna come back in this topic again coz now i am imagining a zombie, with a gleeful face, coz some poop filled condom washed up on his shore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us small boobed ladies are gonna die...am blowing all my exsure condoms up and making a life raft (they're shite condoms, i don't recommend them).

I dont recommend using them for pooping in either

Is my reputation that bad you thought i might poop in them...

i know you care for the environment thats all

Lol, why am i now imagining a condom filled with poop floating away from me in the ocean...hate my imagination sometimes.

well its at least keeping our seas n fish fresh...but I do worry u might be helping in feeding the zombie infested isles....

Don't think i'm gonna come back in this topic again coz now i am imagining a zombie, with a gleeful face, coz some poop filled condom washed up on his shore. "

who knows..ur poop may be the cure..and save mankind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us small boobed ladies are gonna die...am blowing all my exsure condoms up and making a life raft (they're shite condoms, i don't recommend them).

I dont recommend using them for pooping in either

Is my reputation that bad you thought i might poop in them...

i know you care for the environment thats all

Lol, why am i now imagining a condom filled with poop floating away from me in the ocean...hate my imagination sometimes.

well its at least keeping our seas n fish fresh...but I do worry u might be helping in feeding the zombie infested isles....

Don't think i'm gonna come back in this topic again coz now i am imagining a zombie, with a gleeful face, coz some poop filled condom washed up on his shore.

who knows..ur poop may be the cure..and save mankind"

Yeah, pretty sure it could kill zombies.

Right got stuff to do here i've been putting it off enough already.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Us small boobed ladies are gonna die...am blowing all my exsure condoms up and making a life raft (they're shite condoms, i don't recommend them).

I dont recommend using them for pooping in either

Is my reputation that bad you thought i might poop in them...

i know you care for the environment thats all

Lol, why am i now imagining a condom filled with poop floating away from me in the ocean...hate my imagination sometimes.

well its at least keeping our seas n fish fresh...but I do worry u might be helping in feeding the zombie infested isles....

Don't think i'm gonna come back in this topic again coz now i am imagining a zombie, with a gleeful face, coz some poop filled condom washed up on his shore.

who knows..ur poop may be the cure..and save mankind

Yeah, pretty sure it could kill zombies.

Right got stuff to do here i've been putting it off enough already."

But the water is now around my knees, not sure how zombies will help me. Unless I come back as a zombie if the large floating vagina gets a leak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went out a bit ago, it's spitting.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I can float without having to move my arms or legs "

I can do this too. I just assumed everyone could do it but apparently not.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"I suppose beggars can't be choosers but I'd prefer a floating object of the female variety if I had a choice....

So you think man found floating after 5 days stuck in a giant vagina sounds any better "

Not if a giant inflatble prick heading his way

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