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By *ouble C OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria

Mr C and I don't use condoms with each other, but with others we do.

So today we went to the local Asda and there was a special offer on Durex, 5 pounds each for Real Feel and Ribbed and Dotted condoms. Happy days!! We also brought some Tingling gel as I like that.

Get to the till, not only does the special off NOT come up, meaning a price check is needed there is also some Cub Scouts raising money for their club house by helping pack your bags. They then proceed to fight over our items as they go down the belt, which is funny, until the condoms and gel are scanned through . Never have I ever been so embarrassed.

Needless to say I gave VERY generously to their bucket. Miss C.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Needless to say I gave VERY generously to their bucket. Miss C."

You needed to pee that badly?

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

Sorry roaring laughing here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This provided me with a good chuckle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say would you like some water balloons

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

Lol, you know they're all going to be whacking off to you tonight right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My granddaughter's dance school did packing to raise money and my daughter said a man looked very embarrassed when she asked if he wanted his packing done. He said no thank you but gave them a fiver anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self scan....its the way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops. Have fun with your purchases!

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By *ouble C OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria


"Sorry roaring laughing here "

Once I calmed down I did laugh too. Miss C.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"JULY! CAN I HAVE A PRICE CHECK ON BLACK MAMBERS PLEASE!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr C and I don't use condoms with each other, but with others we do.

So today we went to the local Asda and there was a special offer on Durex, 5 pounds each for Real Feel and Ribbed and Dotted condoms. Happy days!! We also brought some Tingling gel as I like that.

Get to the till, not only does the special off NOT come up, meaning a price check is needed there is also some Cub Scouts raising money for their club house by helping pack your bags. They then proceed to fight over our items as they go down the belt, which is funny, until the condoms and gel are scanned through . Never have I ever been so embarrassed.

Needless to say I gave VERY generously to their bucket. Miss C. "

Funniest thread I have seen on here thanks for sharing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you! I needed a laugh at that moment

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Pity it wasn't try before you buy

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Every little helps

C...

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Is it Blob a job week?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Mr C and I don't use condoms with each other, but with others we do.

So today we went to the local Asda and there was a special offer on Durex, 5 pounds each for Real Feel and Ribbed and Dotted condoms. Happy days!! We also brought some Tingling gel as I like that.

Get to the till, not only does the special off NOT come up, meaning a price check is needed there is also some Cub Scouts raising money for their club house by helping pack your bags. They then proceed to fight over our items as they go down the belt, which is funny, until the condoms and gel are scanned through . Never have I ever been so embarrassed.

Needless to say I gave VERY generously to their bucket. Miss C. "

Haha!!! My sons do bag packing & find it hilarious when they get lucky with "rude stuff"

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Mr C and I don't use condoms with each other, but with others we do.

So today we went to the local Asda and there was a special offer on Durex, 5 pounds each for Real Feel and Ribbed and Dotted condoms. Happy days!! We also brought some Tingling gel as I like that.

Get to the till, not only does the special off NOT come up, meaning a price check is needed there is also some Cub Scouts raising money for their club house by helping pack your bags. They then proceed to fight over our items as they go down the belt, which is funny, until the condoms and gel are scanned through . Never have I ever been so embarrassed.

Needless to say I gave VERY generously to their bucket. Miss C.

Haha!!! My sons do bag packing & find it hilarious when they get lucky with "rude stuff""

Hehe mine announced it to the whole shop what ppl were buying and then asked what lube was used for...

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