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Have you got a name for your SatNav?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Until recently I had a Navman Mio called Moira, as the voice sounds like Moira Stewart.

Moira has been replaced by a Garmin who has a husky female voice. She is called Tranny Annie.

Jen has just got a Garmin as well. She has programmed a camp male voice. He is now called Brightonsteve

What's yours called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veronica when it's a woman and Ronnie when it's a man and cock sucker when it takes me down the wrong road!!!!!

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I bought mine from a friend Sue, so it's Susie SatNav.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No name. Neither does my car. Are you lot mental?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Tim

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

And I talk to him. In that I say thank you when he gives me directions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No name. Neither does my car. Are you lot mental? "

My car is called daisy

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Got one on my phone I just call posh totty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our old Tom Tom was called Christine as Paul programmed the voice and she sounded like Christine Wheatley.

We haven't named our new Garmin, we have only had 2 rides with her so not familiar enough to name her yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know about 'Moira', I could have called my old one Moria. The evil thing would take you through the Mines of Moria if it thought it was the shortest route from A to B.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Our old Tom Tom was called Christine as Paul programmed the voice and she sounded like Christine Wheatley.

We haven't named our new Garmin, we have only had 2 rides with her so not familiar enough to name her yet"

Which forumite have you ridden twice? Name it after them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since my friend changed mine to Russian I call it Putin prick.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Mine is called shag nav.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our old Tom Tom was called Christine as Paul programmed the voice and she sounded like Christine Wheatley.

We haven't named our new Garmin, we have only had 2 rides with her so not familiar enough to name her yet

Which forumite have you ridden twice? Name it after them "

It would be deciding which one

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

I call Ours fuckin useless

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Until recently I had a Navman Mio called Moira, as the voice sounds like Moira Stewart.

Moira has been replaced by a Garmin who has a husky female voice. She is called Tranny Annie.

Jen has just got a Garmin as well. She has programmed a camp male voice. He is now called Brightonsteve

What's yours called? "

You complete and utter bastard! At least he will always get her to her destination, I suppose.

Mine is called Siri but I keep ignoring the odd instruction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ours is called twat nav,since she directed us into someones private wooded garden.was a pain trying to get out as we were in a motorhome.tight drive.owner came back and caught us,never said sorry so much in my life

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By *orthwest_cplCouple
over a year ago

Stretford

Ours is called the bitch. That's all she ever does, bitch at us. "At the earliest opportunity do a U turn."

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By *argaret JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Bromsgrove


"No name. Neither does my car. Are you lot mental? "

Dear John

NO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines just a twatnav.....end of.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Until recently I had a Navman Mio called Moira, as the voice sounds like Moira Stewart.

Moira has been replaced by a Garmin who has a husky female voice. She is called Tranny Annie.

Jen has just got a Garmin as well. She has programmed a camp male voice. He is now called Brightonsteve

What's yours called?

You complete and utter bastard! At least he will always get her to her destination, I suppose.

Mine is called Siri but I keep ignoring the odd instruction. "

Ahh it's cos I loves ya Steve!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Until recently I had a Navman Mio called Moira, as the voice sounds like Moira Stewart.

Moira has been replaced by a Garmin who has a husky female voice. She is called Tranny Annie.

Jen has just got a Garmin as well. She has programmed a camp male voice. He is now called Brightonsteve

What's yours called?

You complete and utter bastard! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tranny Annie is no more. Sticky Vicky is now giving me directions!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Welcome Vicky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sat nav told me to shut up the other day as it was giving directions ...and I was talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Sally directing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F#$king stupid squirrel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It really is a ShagNav as it's mainly used for meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jane - the male option is tom - i like jane -

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By *ig daddy 1969Man
over a year ago

manchester

Hilda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat Nav Suzy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lots of tourists down at the moment. Fucking stupid SatNav seems a popular name with them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom tom.

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By *nglishRose123Woman
over a year ago

Swindon


"Until recently I had a Navman Mio called Moira, as the voice sounds like Moira Stewart.

Moira has been replaced by a Garmin who has a husky female voice. She is called Tranny Annie.

Jen has just got a Garmin as well. She has programmed a camp male voice. He is now called Brightonsteve

What's yours called? "

My old one was called Moira as well because she did sound like Moira Stewart

Before I got my new Audi I thought that mine would have a German accent so I called him Kurt von Satnav and imagined him saying things like 'You vil turn left in 200 metres' even though it is a very English accent he is still Kurt to me....and a very don satnav which I like lol

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By *ade_of_StarsCouple
over a year ago

Whitburn

Bonnie Tyler. She keeps telling me to turn around and every now and then she falls apart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Until recently I had a Navman Mio called Moira, as the voice sounds like Moira Stewart.

Moira has been replaced by a Garmin who has a husky female voice. She is called Tranny Annie.

Jen has just got a Garmin as well. She has programmed a camp male voice. He is now called Brightonsteve

What's yours called?

My old one was called Moira as well because she did sound like Moira Stewart

Before I got my new Audi I thought that mine would have a German accent so I called him Kurt von Satnav and imagined him saying things like 'You vil turn left in 200 metres' even though it is a very English accent he is still Kurt to me....and a very don satnav which I like lol "

Id like a sexy French accent on mine. I wonder if I could download one?

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By *ig daddy 1969Man
over a year ago

manchester

Hilda

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By *nglishRose123Woman
over a year ago

Swindon


"Bonnie Tyler. She keeps telling me to turn around and every now and then she falls apart. "

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By *nglishRose123Woman
over a year ago

Swindon


"Until recently I had a Navman Mio called Moira, as the voice sounds like Moira Stewart.

Moira has been replaced by a Garmin who has a husky female voice. She is called Tranny Annie.

Jen has just got a Garmin as well. She has programmed a camp male voice. He is now called Brightonsteve

What's yours called?

My old one was called Moira as well because she did sound like Moira Stewart

Before I got my new Audi I thought that mine would have a German accent so I called him Kurt von Satnav and imagined him saying things like 'You vil turn left in 200 metres' even though it is a very English accent he is still Kurt to me....and a very don satnav which I like lol

Id like a sexy French accent on mine. I wonder if I could download one? "

Lol

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Useless cunt.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I don't have one. I'm a man. I never need to ask for directions

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By *omez42Man
over a year ago

gloucester

My phone Sat nav once asked me to turn around, I replied with "shut up tart", she then dialled my mum

My Google assistant answers to wiki bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bert.

No, I'm joking. I don't have a name for mine. Think i've only used it once since I loaded it onto the head unit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit of an old school map and planning sort of chap .

I see getting lost as a glorious adventure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just follow the car

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

No name, but the Australian voice is sexy.

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By *nglishRose123Woman
over a year ago

Swindon


"No name, but the Australian voice is sexy."

I lived in Aus for a long time...if you call me I will give you directions in an Aussie accent if you like

Lol x

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"No name, but the Australian voice is sexy.

I lived in Aus for a long time...if you call me I will give you directions in an Aussie accent if you like

Lol x"

Sounds good to me! Going to be kind of awkward if the phone signal drops whilst driving, assuming it's hands free and legal to do.

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By *nglishRose123Woman
over a year ago

Swindon


"No name, but the Australian voice is sexy.

I lived in Aus for a long time...if you call me I will give you directions in an Aussie accent if you like

Lol x

S

ounds good to me! Going to be kind of awkward if the phone signal drops whilst driving, assuming it's hands free and legal to do. "

What you do with your hands whilst driving is entirely your own affair I say! lol....x

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