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"Oh and spots, a guy had loads of em, that put me off. Shoes, a guy turned up looked fine til i noticed his shoes were dirty. Funny hair cuts, that will do it as well. Lack of manners and chivalry. I guess im a fussy fucker " No you are not, you just have standards | |||
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"Just been chatting to a single man, everything going very well indeed, then he replies with details about meets with his married fuckbuddy who he regularly meets up with behind her hubby’s back There’s some things you just don’t need to know. Instant turn off. " *nods* I also don't need to know about how past meets went,I don't want to see thankyou for the great shag blah blah blah on people status I don't want to be sent pics of people shagging others either right im stopping now cos im ranting | |||
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"Oh and the "little boy lost" routine, i cant get meets routine, negativity , big , huge, gargantuan turn off " Yep I have to agree... the sympathy shag hunters. | |||
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"When i was meeting as a single fem i have left many a meet in the pub because they have said something that put me right off, or got a habit i dont like, one guy had a twitch, he kept pulling his top off his left shoulder, looked like he had left the coathanger in it, that did it, another time a guy was talking to me about football, i asked him if he went to matches, he said no, i retorted "oh an armchair fan then" he then told me to shut the fuck up, needless to say i left him where he sat " and i bet he didnt understand what he said wrong lol i remember meeting a asian guy once, we was chatting and he was telling me about a indian woman who had mailed him for a meet and how he thought it was wrong her being there, when i asked why he said because indian woman should be on sites like this, so i said oh but its ok for me to be on tho and his reply was ...yes but your just white trash and then proceeded to carry on the conversation like he hadnt said anything wrong | |||
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"Oh how could I forget the classic... "no way are you that big, you shouldn't put yourself down like that" " what about..."well no i have been verified but they were so far up their own arse, they blocked me "? | |||
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"Oh how could I forget the classic... "no way are you that big, you shouldn't put yourself down like that" " Hahahaha! Reminds me of a classy bloke I met a few years back... we'd got to talking about weight loss and get fit plans and he pipes up "yeah, you can come visit me in London when you're thin" I got an email from him about six months later asking how I was... I replied "still fat" and hit delete. Wanker! | |||
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"oh trainers i hate them with a passion, they ok if used for what they was invented for, but if i meet you i'll make an effort to look nice so ffs dont turn up to meet me in your every day slobbing about footwear *takes a deep breath* lol" leisurewear!! one of mine too! | |||
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"Oh how could I forget the classic... "no way are you that big, you shouldn't put yourself down like that" " but didnt you know the best way to meet a big bird is to tell them they not big lol | |||
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"oh trainers i hate them with a passion, they ok if used for what they was invented for, but if i meet you i'll make an effort to look nice so ffs dont turn up to meet me in your every day slobbing about footwear *takes a deep breath* lol" Think yourself lucky... I had one turn up in a pair of crocs. I mean really! Why?! Ever? Never mind on a meet!! | |||
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"oh trainers i hate them with a passion, they ok if used for what they was invented for, but if i meet you i'll make an effort to look nice so ffs dont turn up to meet me in your every day slobbing about footwear *takes a deep breath* lolleisurewear!! one of mine too! " i met a guy once and he turned up in a football t shirt, shell suit top, jeans and trainers, i just new straight away there was no way this going anywhere | |||
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"oh trainers i hate them with a passion, they ok if used for what they was invented for, but if i meet you i'll make an effort to look nice so ffs dont turn up to meet me in your every day slobbing about footwear *takes a deep breath* lol Think yourself lucky... I had one turn up in a pair of crocs. I mean really! Why?! Ever? Never mind on a meet!! " lmao i really did laugh out loud at that one id have died laughing if it was me | |||
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"oh trainers i hate them with a passion, they ok if used for what they was invented for, but if i meet you i'll make an effort to look nice so ffs dont turn up to meet me in your every day slobbing about footwear *takes a deep breath* lol Think yourself lucky... I had one turn up in a pair of crocs. I mean really! Why?! Ever? Never mind on a meet!! " LMFAO nooooooooo thats just wrong | |||
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"oh trainers i hate them with a passion, they ok if used for what they was invented for, but if i meet you i'll make an effort to look nice so ffs dont turn up to meet me in your every day slobbing about footwear *takes a deep breath* lol Think yourself lucky... I had one turn up in a pair of crocs. I mean really! Why?! Ever? Never mind on a meet!! LMFAO nooooooooo thats just wrong" Oh HPC cant we have name n shame, just once......pleeeeeeeeeeeeease lol | |||
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"Maybe we should start a 'top tips' on what not to do thread! I also can't stand the ones who say something along the lines of "if you're decent you'll respond, even if it is to say no thanks" Or the ones with the blank profile and then when you ask them to tell you a bit more they ask what you want to know... erm no, I've done my part filling in my profile, it's not my job to question you bozo! Then there are others who don't say anything specific with me though... they're just dull. Seriously... they just can't win with me at all! *goes to investigate St Mary's Convent*" They dont do breakfast in bed at St Marys, try Ss Thomas n Bernadette | |||
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"Maybe we should start a 'top tips' on what not to do thread! I also can't stand the ones who say something along the lines of "if you're decent you'll respond, even if it is to say no thanks" Or the ones with the blank profile and then when you ask them to tell you a bit more they ask what you want to know... erm no, I've done my part filling in my profile, it's not my job to question you bozo! Then there are others who don't say anything specific with me though... they're just dull. Seriously... they just can't win with me at all! *goes to investigate St Mary's Convent* They dont do breakfast in bed at St Marys, try Ss Thomas n Bernadette " Do you do it at Dirtybigbadsgirlville? | |||
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"Think yourself lucky... I had one turn up in a pair of crocs. " Has Pearl been out on the pull again?? | |||
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"Maybe we should start a 'top tips' on what not to do thread! I also can't stand the ones who say something along the lines of "if you're decent you'll respond, even if it is to say no thanks" Or the ones with the blank profile and then when you ask them to tell you a bit more they ask what you want to know... erm no, I've done my part filling in my profile, it's not my job to question you bozo! Then there are others who don't say anything specific with me though... they're just dull. Seriously... they just can't win with me at all! *goes to investigate St Mary's Convent* They dont do breakfast in bed at St Marys, try Ss Thomas n Bernadette Do you do it at Dirtybigbadsgirlville? " Yes with homemade hash browns | |||
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"I'm having a good chuckle reading this thread Have any of you ladies met a guy with a wig or hairpeice? Kate said if a guy turned up for a meet wearing a wig, she wouldn't be able to keep a straight face " YES!! LMFAO AND HE KEPT CHECKING IT | |||
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"I'm having a good chuckle reading this thread Have any of you ladies met a guy with a wig or hairpeice? Kate said if a guy turned up for a meet wearing a wig, she wouldn't be able to keep a straight face " No but I just spat tomato soup on my keyboard at the thought of it!! | |||
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"wow ladies I am really shocked at all these things that have happened. I have ready each and everyone one of them. I didnt even know the saying "I can't get a meet and no one loves me" exisited? Sympathy vote. Wow. Well I hope I have never come across like that to anyone. I was at a house party once and one lady wanted a wee before play! That was off putting..considering I was going to go down on her. " Would you rather she didn't say and then went on your face instead then? | |||
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"Maybe we should start a 'top tips' on what not to do thread! I also can't stand the ones who say something along the lines of "if you're decent you'll respond, even if it is to say no thanks" Or the ones with the blank profile and then when you ask them to tell you a bit more they ask what you want to know... erm no, I've done my part filling in my profile, it's not my job to question you bozo! Then there are others who don't say anything specific with me though... they're just dull. Seriously... they just can't win with me at all! *goes to investigate St Mary's Convent* They dont do breakfast in bed at St Marys, try Ss Thomas n Bernadette Do you do it at Dirtybigbadsgirlville? Yes with homemade hash browns " Be there ASAP! | |||
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"I'm having a good chuckle reading this thread Have any of you ladies met a guy with a wig or hairpeice? Kate said if a guy turned up for a meet wearing a wig, she wouldn't be able to keep a straight face " Yes! It was jet black, and his hair underneath was snow white. It was the most obvious crown topper I've ever seen. Awful! | |||
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"wow ladies I am really shocked at all these things that have happened. I have ready each and everyone one of them. I didnt even know the saying "I can't get a meet and no one loves me" exisited? Sympathy vote. Wow. Well I hope I have never come across like that to anyone. I was at a house party once and one lady wanted a wee before play! That was off putting..considering I was going to go down on her. Would you rather she didn't say and then went on your face instead then? " I will refrain from making my fellow forumites sick in 2011...I will refrain... | |||
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" I will refrain from making my fellow forumites sick in 2011...I will refrain... " Oi!! Thems not the rules lady... (I'm making them up as I go along) now spill it! Or will that literally be a spill?! *hangs onto lunch* | |||
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"wow ladies I am really shocked at all these things that have happened. I have ready each and everyone one of them. I didnt even know the saying "I can't get a meet and no one loves me" exisited? Sympathy vote. Wow. Well I hope I have never come across like that to anyone. I was at a house party once and one lady wanted a wee before play! That was off putting..considering I was going to go down on her. Would you rather she didn't say and then went on your face instead then? I will refrain from making my fellow forumites sick in 2011...I will refrain... " Aye but some like it and some don't, the poster didn't even seem to like the idea of her going to the loo before play started! | |||
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"the need to say 'back from Helmand' drive a fire engine or any other uniform wearing profession... they do a great job but ffs.." I just can't figure out what it is about those type of profiles, are they attention seeking? Is it a sympathy shag they're after, or do some of them believe they're superior to other's because they wear a uniform? | |||
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" I will refrain from making my fellow forumites sick in 2011...I will refrain... Oi!! Thems not the rules lady... (I'm making them up as I go along) now spill it! Or will that literally be a spill?! *hangs onto lunch* " As I posted above if someone asks me "what's watersports" I don't bother. All I'll say is if I need to go to the loo during a meet I seldom get up!! | |||
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"wow ladies I am really shocked at all these things that have happened. I have ready each and everyone one of them. I didnt even know the saying "I can't get a meet and no one loves me" exisited? Sympathy vote. Wow. Well I hope I have never come across like that to anyone. I was at a house party once and one lady wanted a wee before play! That was off putting..considering I was going to go down on her. Would you rather she didn't say and then went on your face instead then? I will refrain from making my fellow forumites sick in 2011...I will refrain... Aye but some like it and some don't, the poster didn't even seem to like the idea of her going to the loo before play started! " Perhaps he was worried she might have tissue still stuck to her bits!!! | |||
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" I was a a house party once and one lady wanted a wee before play! That was of putting..considering i was going to go down on her. " I am wondering just what she was meant to do instead...?? Hmm... 'can you wear a sexy outfit?' - and then they themselves turn up in jeans, scruffy tshirt and trainers - none too clean, either - grrrrr! Professing oral skills for hours , am I ok/ why can't I meet anyone? usual stuff... | |||
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"wow ladies I am really shocked at all these things that have happened. I have ready each and everyone one of them. I didnt even know the saying "I can't get a meet and no one loves me" exisited? Sympathy vote. Wow. Well I hope I have never come across like that to anyone. I was at a house party once and one lady wanted a wee before play! That was off putting..considering I was going to go down on her. Would you rather she didn't say and then went on your face instead then? I will refrain from making my fellow forumites sick in 2011...I will refrain... Aye but some like it and some don't, the poster didn't even seem to like the idea of her going to the loo before play started! Perhaps he was worried she might have tissue still stuck to her bits!!! " Isnt that more likely for NUMBER 2? | |||
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"the need to say 'back from Helmand' drive a fire engine or any other uniform wearing profession... they do a great job but ffs.. I just can't figure out what it is about those type of profiles, are they attention seeking? Is it a sympathy shag they're after, or do some of them believe they're superior to other's because they wear a uniform? " They think anyone female will turn to jelly and just HAVE to meet them...Doesn't seem to work for women though. Bless. | |||
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"wow ladies I am really shocked at all these things that have happened. I have ready each and everyone one of them. I didnt even know the saying "I can't get a meet and no one loves me" exisited? Sympathy vote. Wow. Well I hope I have never come across like that to anyone. I was at a house party once and one lady wanted a wee before play! That was off putting..considering I was going to go down on her. Would you rather she didn't say and then went on your face instead then? I will refrain from making my fellow forumites sick in 2011...I will refrain... Aye but some like it and some don't, the poster didn't even seem to like the idea of her going to the loo before play started! Perhaps he was worried she might have tissue still stuck to her bits!!! " He could have saved it though to wipe his own bits with afterwards! | |||
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"wow ladies I am really shocked at all these things that have happened. I have ready each and everyone one of them. I didnt even know the saying "I can't get a meet and no one loves me" exisited? Sympathy vote. Wow. Well I hope I have never come across like that to anyone. I was at a house party once and one lady wanted a wee before play! That was off putting..considering I was going to go down on her. Would you rather she didn't say and then went on your face instead then? I will refrain from making my fellow forumites sick in 2011...I will refrain... Aye but some like it and some don't, the poster didn't even seem to like the idea of her going to the loo before play started! Perhaps he was worried she might have tissue still stuck to her bits!!! Isnt that more likely for NUMBER 2? " Sadly us ladies of a certain age wipe for number 1's too...just in case of dribbles you understand!! | |||
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"Perhaps he was worried she might have tissue still stuck to her bits!!! " That's something that happens ALL the time. I've been fanny mining with my tongue loads of times and have had to spit out bits of tissue Well, I hope it was tissue And you get the bits of tissue stuck on their bullet hole Well, it's THE one place they can't see without a mirror | |||
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"wow ladies I am really shocked at all these things that have happened. I have ready each and everyone one of them. I didnt even know the saying "I can't get a meet and no one loves me" exisited? Sympathy vote. Wow. Well I hope I have never come across like that to anyone. I was at a house party once and one lady wanted a wee before play! That was off putting..considering I was going to go down on her. Would you rather she didn't say and then went on your face instead then? I will refrain from making my fellow forumites sick in 2011...I will refrain... Aye but some like it and some don't, the poster didn't even seem to like the idea of her going to the loo before play started! Perhaps he was worried she might have tissue still stuck to her bits!!! Isnt that more likely for NUMBER 2? Sadly us ladies of a certain age wipe for number 1's too...just in case of dribbles you understand!! " i just dab | |||
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"the need to say 'back from Helmand' drive a fire engine or any other uniform wearing profession... they do a great job but ffs.. I just can't figure out what it is about those type of profiles, are they attention seeking? Is it a sympathy shag they're after, or do some of them believe they're superior to other's because they wear a uniform? They think anyone female will turn to jelly and just HAVE to meet them...Doesn't seem to work for women though. Bless. " Just to add, they were issuing condoms on return last thing I knew - sex-starved men, tales of war and being a hero, lots of women who don't seem to be able to help themselves... Cheaper than dealing with all the resultant cases of chlamydia... | |||
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"And what is with these men who insist you like ginger cake?! It catches on my tash while I hop, skip and jump during my games of eye spy! *wanders off patting plaited buns* " At least you didn't attempt to spell turnip. That would have been a real turn off. | |||
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"And what is with these men who insist you like ginger cake?! It catches on my tash while I hop, skip and jump during my games of eye spy! *wanders off patting plaited buns* At least you didn't attempt to spell turnip. That would have been a real turn off." That's cause everyone knows it's spelt neeps! | |||
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"And what is with these men who insist you like ginger cake?! It catches on my tash while I hop, skip and jump during my games of eye spy! *wanders off patting plaited buns* At least you didn't attempt to spell turnip. That would have been a real turn off. That's cause everyone knows it's spelt neeps! " Ah yes I'm familiar with these colloquialisms. You are from the nation who likes to gooooo NEEP!!! | |||
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"I am put off by the guys who push the woe is me thing and almost expect a shag out of sympathy. It is a huge turn off as men should be men. " *nods in agreement* | |||
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"I am put off by the guys who push the woe is me thing and almost expect a shag out of sympathy. It is a huge turn off as men should be men. *nods in agreement*" *nods in more agreement* Incidentally what do you girls think about men that agree with everything you say in a limp creepy attempt to gain favour with you? | |||
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"Incidentally what do you girls think about men that agree with everything you say in a limp creepy attempt to gain favour with you?" *shudders* That's just as bad as the sympathy shaggers. Get a backbone man!! | |||
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" Incidentally what do you girls think about men that agree with everything you say in a limp creepy attempt to gain favour with you?" The word vomit springs to mind. | |||
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" Incidentally what do you girls think about men that agree with everything you say in a limp creepy attempt to gain favour with you? The word vomit springs to mind." then continue to heave | |||
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" Incidentally what do you girls think about men that agree with everything you say in a limp creepy attempt to gain favour with you? The word vomit springs to mind." *nods in yet more agreement and tries to stroke your hair with a sweaty palm* | |||
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"Quite a lot of photos... the most recent being a pumping shot taken by a third person from behind the guy... and noticing the dried on chocolate sprinkles in the bum fluff " Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! That's gross!! | |||
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"Quite a lot of photos... the most recent being a pumping shot taken by a third person from behind the guy... and noticing the dried on chocolate sprinkles in the bum fluff " Do you mean real chocolate sprinkles? As that's just a handy sweet treat for anyone who ventures down to the nether regions. Sometimes I like to stick candy floss to my arse mane as a tastey treat for the ladies while they are partying with my testicles. I'm a very considerate lover. | |||
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"Sorry... I'm having a dose of the verbals today! Putting it down to first day back at work and bored! Are there specific things that people will say either in PM or on the forums that automatically put you off naughties with them? Or is this another one of those 'just me then' sort of things?! " No thanks what ? I never asked for anytyhing. Im just trying to be friendly. Fuck you then Suit yaself fussy arse YOu are FAKE. You're reported ! Hi babe , fancy a youger guy to give you a good time. I love older women. AND Anything that suggests that sex takes place as and when requested. Married men AND Cannot accomodate | |||
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""have you had much luck"" Argggggggggggggggggggggggggggg Since when was that anyone's business except mine? *Sigh* | |||
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""have you had much luck" Why do they feel the necessity to ask that?!! " maybe they trying to find out if you are "active" and how often ??? and what is that saying the harder i practice the luckier i get ?? | |||
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"Poor mossy dyke shes a lovely girl " a bit green tho... | |||
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"Multiple personality disorder... fluffy fluffy fluffy kill the bastards death die kill fluffy fluffy fluffy punch kick stab die fluffy fluffy fluffy" hahahaha! this was one I thought about earlier and then forgot.....scary fookers | |||
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"Multiple personality disorder... fluffy fluffy fluffy kill the bastards death die kill fluffy fluffy fluffy punch kick stab die fluffy fluffy fluffy" give him Kerry Katona's details please.. | |||
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"They just keep on trailing in... will you b my mummy There are no words. " DUH! You should have said 'Yes' and then got him round and made him clean your house before insisting he went home to sleep beacause he has a'big day tomorrow'. | |||
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"They just keep on trailing in... will you b my mummy There are no words. " There are... "Yes, and just like the last one I'm selling you to a redneck hill billy couple for their gran'papi to marry." | |||
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"In fact there are lots now I come to think of it... "OK... shut up you fucking brat... no wonder your fucking bastard of a father left with you whining all the fucking time!"" You have to wait 'til he's naked before saying that, in order to get the FULL effect. | |||
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"In fact there are lots now I come to think of it... "OK... shut up you fucking brat... no wonder your fucking bastard of a father left with you whining all the fucking time!" You have to wait 'til he's naked before saying that, in order to get the FULL effect." | |||
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"Yes... but I should warn you I have Münchausen syndrome by proxy " Does that mean you got it Mail Order? | |||
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" I will refrain from making my fellow forumites sick in 2011...I will refrain... Oi!! Thems not the rules lady... (I'm making them up as I go along) now spill it! Or will that literally be a spill?! *hangs onto lunch* " After last nights forums the above is quite 'rich' coming from you _irtygirl. | |||
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" Haha. Youre living up to what i called you last night. " Is that the bitch part or the tease part? You're living up to creeping me out to be honest. | |||
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"Him downstairs does not simply react to simple offer of sex on a plate. " Not an experience he has often I would imagine. | |||
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" Haha. Youre living up to what i called you last night. Is that the bitch part or the tease part? You're living up to creeping me out to be honest. " Now Both! | |||
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" Haha. Youre living up to what i called you last night. Is that the bitch part or the tease part? You're living up to creeping me out to be honest. Now Both! " Just so it's blatantly clear, I'm not appreciating it. | |||
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"Him downstairs does not simply react to simple offer of sex on a plate. Not an experience he has often I would imagine." Not to mention the problem of balancing on it. | |||
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"Him downstairs does not simply react to simple offer of sex on a plate. Not an experience he has often I would imagine." Went away since wednesday until sunday and ....ah i cant be bothered explaining. Why should I?! Ok will keep this as short as possible. Requests for my mobile number on five occasions (two of those while shopping with my aunt, she was more embarasses than i) and offers of 'a coffee back at mine' on three occasions with one of those offering everything on a plate and another offering to take me to her mums because her mum loves the irish accent but only if i came to hers to change her flat tyre and then stayed for supper! Ok. Just a lucky weekend, plus the lasses were not exceptionally attractive (or should i say possibly a little desperate) nor at least a little bit classy, though i must make clear im not attractive either. Plus all were younger than i. I dont take anything to do with lasses younger or same age as i am. Strange i know but thats just me. Just one of those weird weekends. X | |||
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"Him downstairs does not simply react to simple offer of sex on a plate. Not an experience he has often I would imagine. Went away since wednesday until sunday and ....ah i cant be bothered explaining. Why should I?! Ok will keep this as short as possible. Requests for my mobile number on five occasions (two of those while shopping with my aunt, she was more embarasses than i) and offers of 'a coffee back at mine' on three occasions with one of those offering everything on a plate and another offering to take me to her mums because her mum loves the irish accent but only if i came to hers to change her flat tyre and then stayed for supper! Ok. Just a lucky weekend, plus the lasses were not exceptionally attractive (or should i say possibly a little desperate) nor at least a little bit classy, though i must make clear im not attractive either. Plus all were younger than i. I dont take anything to do with lasses younger or same age as i am. Strange i know but thats just me. Just one of those weird weekends. X " And then you woke up? | |||
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" Haha. Youre living up to what i called you last night. Is that the bitch part or the tease part? You're living up to creeping me out to be honest. Now Both! Just so it's blatantly clear, I'm not appreciating it. " Sorry. Thought you were joking/winding me up/teasing. You should have pm'd me letting me know. i dont bite. Just having some witty light-hearted banter but not everyone meets everyones standards. Ah well. Will stop now and be more careful in future. | |||
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" Haha. Youre living up to what i called you last night. Is that the bitch part or the tease part? You're living up to creeping me out to be honest. Now Both! Just so it's blatantly clear, I'm not appreciating it. Sorry. Thought you were joking/winding me up/teasing. You should have pm'd me letting me know. i dont bite. Just having some witty light-hearted banter but not everyone meets everyones standards. Ah well. Will stop now and be more careful in future. " Vince Cables climb down on tuition fees was more convincing than that. | |||
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"Him downstairs does not simply react to simple offer of sex on a plate. Not an experience he has often I would imagine. Went away since wednesday until sunday and ....ah i cant be bothered explaining. Why should I?! Ok will keep this as short as possible. Requests for my mobile number on five occasions (two of those while shopping with my aunt, she was more embarasses than i) and offers of 'a coffee back at mine' on three occasions with one of those offering everything on a plate and another offering to take me to her mums because her mum loves the irish accent but only if i came to hers to change her flat tyre and then stayed for supper! Ok. Just a lucky weekend, plus the lasses were not exceptionally attractive (or should i say possibly a little desperate) nor at least a little bit classy, though i must make clear im not attractive either. Plus all were younger than i. I dont take anything to do with lasses younger or same age as i am. Strange i know but thats just me. Just one of those weird weekends. X And then you woke up?" Aha. The penny has just dropped as to your posts. Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. And im not explaining myself further on this one! Tut tut tut! | |||
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"Him downstairs does not simply react to simple offer of sex on a plate. Not an experience he has often I would imagine. Went away since wednesday until sunday and ....ah i cant be bothered explaining. Why should I?! Ok will keep this as short as possible. Requests for my mobile number on five occasions (two of those while shopping with my aunt, she was more embarasses than i) and offers of 'a coffee back at mine' on three occasions with one of those offering everything on a plate and another offering to take me to her mums because her mum loves the irish accent but only if i came to hers to change her flat tyre and then stayed for supper! Ok. Just a lucky weekend, plus the lasses were not exceptionally attractive (or should i say possibly a little desperate) nor at least a little bit classy, though i must make clear im not attractive either. Plus all were younger than i. I dont take anything to do with lasses younger or same age as i am. Strange i know but thats just me. Just one of those weird weekends. X And then you woke up? Aha. The penny has just dropped as to your posts. Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. And im not explaining myself further on this one! Tut tut tut! " No explanation required. You'll want to get the Lamborghini in the garage for the night. And all those Pm's from women arent going to answer themselves. Happy to let you get on with it. | |||
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"Hello...what have I missed?" Did you have someone say that you in bed too? | |||
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"This thread keeps hitting new heights of humour " Some more intentional than others. | |||
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"Hello...what have I missed? Did you have someone say that you in bed too?" That may well be true...but it's unkind of you to say it | |||
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" You'll want to get the Lamborghini in the garage for the night. And all those Pm's from women arent going to answer themselves. Happy to let you get on with it. " Whats your problem! Time of the month? All those PM's from women!!!! What PM's from what women? I rarely get any! And no im not surprised. Whatever is bothering you with me (and i think i know what it is LMAO), go and take it out on your teddy bear or something. Get a grip. Grow-up. Go to sleep. Just stop bothering me for no 'clear' reason. | |||
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"This thread keeps hitting new heights of humour " And again! | |||
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"car crash telly with clown cars" Budge over i want to watch too. *offers popcorn* | |||
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"car crash telly with clown cars Budge over i want to watch too. *offers popcorn* " Mmmmm salty | |||
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"car crash telly with clown cars Budge over i want to watch too. *offers popcorn* Mmmmm salty" They weren't but sensualfire borrowed them for a bit and for some reason they are now | |||
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" How quick are you turned off? " 2 minutes 43 seconds | |||
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"Sorry to mention it and its probally the same for women but its teeth for me . They have great pics of most of there body parts and they look fantastic ,then when you meet they look like contestants for Jeremy kyle .I mean to say black and missing teeth leave me looking for a quick exit " I'll second this. *shivers* | |||
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"Big turnoff for women must be when a guy stated he had six inches. and you thought hmmm six inches is actually quite big. But then you can only find three inches. I think cock pics should only be allowed if taken beside a ruler or tape measure. " No need - we all know how big the Sky remote control or a can of Lynx deodorant is already. | |||
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"I just have to add to this thread that not all people from Scotland are the same! " you liar, ya ginger heided, freckled faced, whiskey and irn bru, deep fried mars bar scoffing, tight fisted git | |||
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"I just have to add to this thread that not all people from Scotland are the same! you liar, ya ginger heided, freckled faced, whiskey and irn bru, deep fried mars bar scoffing, tight fisted git" It could only be you! pmsl | |||
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" Over-opinionated people. Motormouths. Moaners. Pants. Prefer knickers. " What's the difference between pants and knickers? - a genuine question... Not liking moaners, motormouths or over-opinionated people .... | |||
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" Over-opinionated people. Motormouths. Moaners. Pants. Prefer knickers. yes, I am wondering about this too??? What's the difference between pants and knickers? - a genuine question... Not liking moaners, motormouths or over-opinionated people .... " | |||
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"Sorry... I'm having a dose of the verbals today! Putting it down to first day back at work and bored! Are there specific things that people will say either in PM or on the forums that automatically put you off naughties with them? Or is this another one of those 'just me then' sort of things?! " "Looking for fun" "Looking for sexy fun" Seems a bit like going to a supermarket and "look for food". Get some damn preferences. | |||
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" Over-opinionated people. Motormouths. Moaners. Pants. Prefer knickers. What's the difference between pants and knickers? - a genuine question... " To me pants keep your ankles warm. G-strings/thongs, i dont see the point. Think they are tacky and trashy and are extremely uncomfortable (worn male thong once when stripagram for a friends birthday about ten years ago - haha - never again). Knickers to me are classy, elegant, and modest yet sexy at same time. They can really compliment a ladies front and rear pelvic area without overstating. Though the said lady must be between sixe 8-12. Just my opinion. Have to say though that i dont see point in women wearing nice lingerie. Because the nicer it is the sooner its taken off her! | |||
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"I'm turned off if a lady takes her knicks off to reveal a cock!..... " Very good. Has this happened often with you? | |||
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"I'm turned off if a lady takes her knicks off to reveal a cock!..... Very good. Has this happened often with you? " Only when trucking in Scotland, lol | |||
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"I'm turned off if a lady takes her knicks off to reveal a cock!..... Very good. Has this happened often with you? " i'm turned off when a man is a cock | |||
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"was thinking about this thread whilst making a cup of tea first thing this morning and came up with THE "overuse" of "quotation marks" and CAPITALS in "profiles" - "ARGH" " I really dislike all the capital stuff. I always think it shows someone doesn't look at what they type and a lack of care. | |||
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""Anyway I read you're profile and have decided to invite you for a social meet" Oooooooooooooooh I'm honoured!! " Love it. Did you | |||
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""Anyway I read you're profile and have decided to invite you for a social meet" Oooooooooooooooh I'm honoured!! " | |||
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""Anyway I read you're profile and have decided to invite you for a social meet" Oooooooooooooooh I'm honoured!! Love it. Did you " Did I bugger! Gave me a new thread plan though! | |||
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"" Can I be your master "...that is just SO sweet " That just gets a block and no message in return lol It annoys me greatly.. lol its not a transferable thing.. lol The guy that played tonight did seem shocked my collar was locked on. :D Katie.x | |||
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"If ever there was a message you could receive that shows a complete lack of understanding of your situation...THAT was it " At least it saves me the time of looking at the profile.. :D still we have a few lads now that are at ease with it and really find that a little respect about it goes a long way.. :D I forgot the other thing that turns me off is everything in text talk.. Katie.x | |||
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