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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You switch on Radio2 and hear Hammond organ music and think...... Thats fookin BANGING is that... :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you remember watching Starsky&hutch back in the 70s

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

...when you only listen to Radio 4?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

When listening to the shipping forcast on radio 4 at 00:45 and being excessively interested in the different barometric pressures around the uk.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"When listening to the shipping forcast on radio 4 at 00:45 and being excessively interested in the different barometric pressures around the uk."

Listening to the radio, at 21:45 and thinking , my god is that the time, It's really late .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When listening to the shipping forcast on radio 4 at 00:45 and being excessively interested in the different barometric pressures around the uk."

I love the shipping forecast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have your dressing gown and slippers on by 7pm so you can sit down and watch the soaps. Xx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFdas-kMF74

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you look forward to the 3.46am show on R2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your eldest child is 15!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see a young police officer and think blood hell he is just out of nappies lol

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"When your eldest child is 15!"

When your eldest child is 32...and complaining of being old!

When your children hold YOUR hand to cross the road.

When going out they ask you if you've been to the loo!

When your baby tells you she's pregnant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have 3 grandchildren , eldest 10 , and your eldest son is older than most of your playmates

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahahaha, theres some good ones there, love the shipping forecast one and sort of relate to it... Now wheres me flat cap n pipe gone??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you work with younger people and they are listening to 50 cent and G unit saying how great they are, whilst thinking - 'what is this utter shit?' As you nod along, smiling, pretending to like it.

FML

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When listening to the shipping forcast on radio 4 at 00:45 and being excessively interested in the different barometric pressures around the uk.

I love the shipping forecast

followed by sailing by music....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When listening to the shipping forcast on radio 4 at 00:45 and being excessively interested in the different barometric pressures around the uk.

I love the shipping forecast

Same. It's so relaxing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you listen to the guess the year on a radio station and remember them the first time round .............. then work out 1985 was 30 years ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you listen to the guess the year on a radio station and remember them the first time round .............. then work out 1985 was 30 years ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you work with younger people and they are listening to 50 cent and G unit saying how great they are, whilst thinking - 'what is this utter shit?' As you nod along, smiling, pretending to like it.

FML "

Whats worse is when you realise they are remixes of stuff you listened to years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think to yourself-What's DAB radio and why is Jazz fm DAB only??

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

When an all night,er is not getting out the bed for a piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/11/15 07:36:22]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You switch on Radio2 and hear Hammond organ music and think...... Thats fookin BANGING is that... :-/

its not a radio it's a wireless "

And you say it's 5 and 20 past the hour

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Only as old as you feel

Try listening to capital fm in the mornings

Great tunes and great djs with a brill sense of humour

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have your dressing gown and slippers on by 7pm so you can sit down and watch the soaps. Xx"

I agree. Well on my days off

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

When you start clothes shopping at Mark's and Spencer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only as old as you feel

Try listening to capital fm in the mornings

Great tunes and great djs with a brill sense of humour

Xxx"

I only listen to radio Solent or radio 2 now

Started of with radio Caroline then 210 then Atlantic then capital when it was just in London then when it went local

Now just radio Solent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl aww God bless you OP. I don't open my eyes afor anything less than heavy metal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you start clothes shopping at Mark's and Spencer

People knock Marks and Sparks but I wil always buy my lunch from them in the motorway services

Their ready meals are restaurant quality

And Marks and Sparks value sausages are bloody amazing

If possible john Lewis food hall then sainsburys

If I buy brand names and quality stuff rather than store brands it seems to get eaten more and I don't need to buy so many snacks etc

I save money in the long run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When before having sex....

You fold your clothes or hang them up!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"When listening to the shipping forcast on radio 4 at 00:45 and being excessively interested in the different barometric pressures around the uk.

I love the shipping forecast

followed by sailing by music....

Isn't it sailing by and then the shipping forecast?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"When you start clothes shopping at Mark's and Spencer

When you stop admiring killer heels and go "oooh...they look comfy" at Clarke shoes.

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

When your work colleagues are younger than your own children!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

When all the panel on "Question Time" look young enough to be your kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you start clothes shopping at Mark's and Spencer

Marks and Spencer have always done done up to date stuff, been shopping there since I was twenty!

Prefer Zara though gh

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"When listening to the shipping forcast on radio 4 at 00:45 and being excessively interested in the different barometric pressures around the uk.

I love the shipping forecast

followed by sailing by music....

Isn't it sailing by and then the shipping forecast?

Indeed it is Sailing By then the Forecast

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By *eanutButterJellyTimeCouple
over a year ago

the middle of the world

"When an all night,er is not getting out the bed for a piss "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You walk past Anne Summers and don't even bother looking through the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GPs are younger than you.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

When you listen to Radio 4ex and realise you've heard that particular episode of Dads Army more than once.

....and heartily laughed again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can relate to a few of those and i insist im not getting old - never will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your eldest child is 15!

When your eldest child is 32...and complaining of being old!

When your children hold YOUR hand to cross the road.

When going out they ask you if you've been to the loo!

When your baby tells you she's pregnant!

Snap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you start clothes shopping at Mark's and Spencer

When you stop admiring killer heels and go "oooh...they look comfy" at Clarke shoes.

Hahahha ^ thats a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When an all night,er is not getting out the bed for a piss "

Lmao

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"you know when your getting old when...."

... choosing a new kitchen sink, you suddenly realise that the one with a 50 year guarantee may technically be better value than the one with a lifetime guarantee...

Mr ddc

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When younbuy three pairs of boots and chose them because they are fashionable but practical

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By *amesDeeMan
over a year ago

Bristol

You hit reply and get to the New Forum Post page, and can't recall what the thread is about

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

You know your getting old when....

Your watching a porn film and think to yourself, fuck that bed looks comfy!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The cast of Dad's Army look young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when your getting old when you go for a night out on the town and the cheesy 70's / 80's bars have replaced with cheesy 90's bars!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a mid morning nap and an afternoon nap.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm growing old disgracefully - now what was the question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lead actors in the films you saw premier are grandparents.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"When you have 3 grandchildren , eldest 10 , and your eldest son is older than most of your playmates

When you have TEN grandchildren, the eldest nearly 18!

When you struggle with jam jar lids

When you MUST have a post-dinner snooze

When you went to the cinema to see Mary Poppins

When you have to scroll miles down the drop-down age list on forms

When you're eligible for Saga holidays

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

It'll tell you when I feel it!!! 4 months until I hit 40 & never felt better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It'll tell you when I feel it!!! 4 months until I hit 40 & never felt better "

Older, fitter, happier, dirtier.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"It'll tell you when I feel it!!! 4 months until I hit 40 & never felt better

Older, fitter, happier, dirtier. "

Working on the fitter after 2 years of injury but definitely the other 3

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"When before having sex....

You fold your clothes or hang them up! "

I know someone that does that

makes me laugh

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"When before having sex....

You fold your clothes or hang them up!

I know someone that does that

makes me laugh"

Hey I do that kinda

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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago

Buckley North Wales

When you both look forward to a cuddle while listening to A Book At Bed Time on Radio 4.

With regards to the shipping news we have a Met Office map by our bed showing all areas mentioned.

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By *abphilMan
over a year ago

sheffield

When your grandaughter tells you shes having a baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you take your teeth out

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

when people 17 years younger than you start threads about feeling old

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