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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.....with random shite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the frig not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can a beaver weave?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can a donkey dive !

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Probs not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not looking likely at the moment, you may need to shout BUM to get attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck yes!! Fill it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I say we can

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I expect so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello "

Hello to you too ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure we can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guggleflump x my new word of the day x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love mens thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knickers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guggleflump x my new word of the day x "

Cool word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like bums....don't think I mentioned that before

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I repeat, I love mens thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knickers! "

Knackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duckbilled platypus toilet instructor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I repeat, I love mens thighs "

My thighs are still my profile photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probs not"

What man?! The weaving beaver or the diving donkey!?

I need to know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been here three years, still waiting for a single female! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm driving still killed cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And hands down pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ffs I've just stubbed my toe!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm driving still killed cider "

Ahem, drinking still mulled cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would anyone like to see my tuppa ware collection

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I repeat, I love mens thighs

My thighs are still my profile photo "

So I see

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

28 mins

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need to get laid.

Just sayin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a kebab after too much red wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've got a Terry's chocolate orange high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can do our best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a kebab after too much red wine "

I'd like a bite of your kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm driving still killed cider

Ahem, drinking still mulled cider "

Bloody predictive text. Or is that the cider kicking in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I repeat, I love mens thighs

My thighs are still my profile photo

So I see "

You perve my profile pic and I'll perve yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hellllllllloooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hellllllllloooo"

Helloooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can women be gay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hellllllllloooo

Helloooooo"

Maybe we should talk flange that filled up pretty quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to get laid.

Just sayin "

Why aren't Norwich and Mayo closer

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I spend all day filling threads with shite so this should be easy for me. Now what should I put? Erm ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friday soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-Courtney

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over a year ago


"I spend all day filling threads with shite so this should be easy for me. Now what should I put? Erm ..."

Nice arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knockers!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

I have a carrier bag retirement plan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hellllllllloooo

Helloooooo

Maybe we should talk flange that filled up pretty quick "

Flange, what a word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hellllllllloooo

Helloooooo

Maybe we should talk flange that filled up pretty quick

Flange, what a word! "

I love flange

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over a year ago


"I'm driving still killed cider

Ahem, drinking still mulled cider

Bloody predictive text. Or is that the cider kicking in? "

I think it's a combinimation of both amiss LnL (hic)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake?"

Ooh cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

20 mins

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hellllllllloooo

Helloooooo

Maybe we should talk flange that filled up pretty quick

Flange, what a word!

I love flange"

I'll be stealing that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake?

Ooh cake "

Chocolate or red velvet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake?

Ooh cake

Chocolate or red velvet?"

chocolate please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake?

Ooh cake

Chocolate or red velvet?"

Black gateaux

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake?

Ooh cake

Chocolate or red velvet?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake?

Ooh cake

Chocolate or red velvet?chocolate please "

It's nice and moist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lemon drizzle cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurry up boxing day and Cadburys creame eggs go on sale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake?

Ooh cake

Chocolate or red velvet?

Black gateaux "

Trust someone to choose something not on the menu!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not halfway yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lemon drizzle cake "

I have found a piece especially for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bazinga- bounces in- what did I miss?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you all written to Santa?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lemon drizzle cake

I have found a piece especially for you"

You, are a beaut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bazinga- bounces in- what did I miss? "

Cake, flange, thighs and random shit

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over a year ago


"Lemon drizzle cake

I have found a piece especially for you

You, are a beaut! "

I try

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Jaffa cake ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake?

Ooh cake

Chocolate or red velvet?

Black gateaux

Trust someone to choose something not on the menu!"

Oh bugger chocolate then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake?

Ooh cake

Chocolate or red velvet?chocolate please

It's nice and moist"

Hmm, definitely that then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka or gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

toffee vodka maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake?

Ooh cake

Chocolate or red velvet?

Black gateaux

Trust someone to choose something not on the menu!

Oh bugger chocolate then"

Big or small piece?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vodka or gin "

Hendricks, every time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"toffee vodka maybe "

Ooooooohhh now your talking!!

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area


"Cake?

Ooh cake

Chocolate or red velvet?

Black gateaux

Trust someone to choose something not on the menu!

Oh bugger chocolate then"

that would be messy !!!

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over a year ago


"Vodka or gin

Hendricks, every time!"

Niccccceeee!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did I mention I love thighs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake?

Ooh cake

Chocolate or red velvet?

Black gateaux

Trust someone to choose something not on the menu!

Oh bugger chocolate then that would be messy !!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we are only halfway there! 15 mins left!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did I mention I love thighs? "

I love your tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You should all come to Ireland for a visit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake?

Ooh cake

Chocolate or red velvet?

Black gateaux

Trust someone to choose something not on the menu!

Oh bugger chocolate then that would be messy !!!"

No Id let you clean my fingers up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did I mention I love thighs?

I love your tits "

Oooh, thank you kindly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bums give me bums!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm kinda bendy...

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I love Ireland

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By *G CoupleCouple
over a year ago

kent

Good evening peeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bazinga- bounces in- what did I miss?

Cake, flange, thighs and random shit"

Red velvet please with cream cheese frosting!

So what about flange?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FUBAR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What flavour milkshake?

Mines strawberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got a slice of carrot cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good effort so far, alms half full

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening peeps "

Hola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bazinga- bounces in- what did I miss?

Cake, flange, thighs and random shit

Red velvet please with cream cheese frosting!

So what about flange? "

The flange is everywhere

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Can we fill this thread before midnight........with random shite? "

No.

Mr ddc

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over a year ago

tantasico

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Furburger

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over a year ago


"Anyone got a slice of carrot cake? "

No. I ate it

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

...or......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My lady garden is super smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random shit

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By *G CoupleCouple
over a year ago

kent

Not carrot cake but have some fairy cakes

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gino Gino Gino

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over a year ago


"Anyone got a slice of carrot cake? "

No terrible stuff, more oil in it than a triumph garage floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...or......"

One of my favourite avatars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got cheese and crackers.. Anyone want some?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

12 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we fill this thread before midnight........with random shite?

No.

Mr ddc"

Oh come on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got cheese and crackers.. Anyone want some?"

Fuck yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got cheese and crackers.. Anyone want some?

Fuck yes! "

WhT flavour cheese

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Conas atá tú?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lady garden is super smooth "

can I check that claim? unverified smoothness could be 2 days stubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got cheese and crackers.. Anyone want some?

Fuck yes! "

Hate cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got a slice of carrot cake?

No. I ate it"

Oh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is mise BoldGirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got cheese and crackers.. Anyone want some?

Fuck yes! "

Help yourself

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Besides what is technically 'full'?

I got to post 521 3 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well everybody's heard about the bird !

Bird bird bird, the bird is the word

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My lady garden is super smooth

can I check that claim? unverified smoothness could be 2 days stubble "

Freshly done this morning.

Smooth as...

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

I love cheese sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got cheese and crackers.. Anyone want some?

Fuck yes!

Help yourself "

Talk to me about said cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got a slice of carrot cake?

No. I ate it

Oh "

Moist chocolate cake?

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I have great chums

What a word

Chums chums chums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got cheese and crackers.. Anyone want some?

Fuck yes!

Help yourself "

Have you got a nice aged gouda?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Can we fill this thread before midnight........with random shite?

No.

Mr ddc

Oh come on!"

I'm doing my best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Besides what is technically 'full'?

I got to post 521 3 weeks ago

"

administration must have been asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody's heard about the bird !

Bird bird bird, the bird is the word !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm incredibly horny all week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hate cheese now if there was a nice juicy sausage going i just mayb tempted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got cheese and crackers.. Anyone want some?

Fuck yes!

WhT flavour cheese "

ERM Wensleydale and cranberry, Stilton and apricot, Wensleydale with ginger and mango, brie I don't go any stronger than brie.. oh and I have sweet onion chutney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need flange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got a slice of carrot cake?

No. I ate it

Oh

Moist chocolate cake?"

Chocolate cake is good I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/11/15 23:58:30]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also need cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got a slice of carrot cake?

No. I ate it

Oh

Moist chocolate cake?

Chocolate cake is good I suppose. "

Mine is the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

8 minutes left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got cheese and crackers.. Anyone want some?

Fuck yes!

Help yourself

Have you got a nice aged gouda? "

I'll get some out the fridge, be right back

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Besides what is technically 'full'?

I got to post 521 3 weeks ago

administration must have been asleep"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I also need cock"

Me also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock and flange?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two cocks and a flange?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I also need cock"

I want pussy. Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cock and flange?"

Great couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got a slice of carrot cake?

No. I ate it

Oh

Moist chocolate cake?

Chocolate cake is good I suppose.

Mine is the best"

Oh really?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Errm....most probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my birthday tomorrow !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got cheese and crackers.. Anyone want some?

Fuck yes!

Help yourself

Talk to me about said cheese?"

See the above posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe two cocks and two flanges

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got a slice of carrot cake?

No. I ate it

Oh

Moist chocolate cake?

Chocolate cake is good I suppose.

Mine is the best

Oh really? "

Of course I made it

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Maybe?

"

I might upgrade to 'possibly'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More random shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got cheese and crackers.. Anyone want some?

Fuck yes!

Help yourself

Have you got a nice aged gouda?

I'll get some out the fridge, be right back "

You're a star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you all written to Santa? "

I am Santa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Boobies

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick


"I also need cock"

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"It's my birthday tomorrow ! "

Happy (early) birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple, anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'll just have a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flange

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you all written to Santa?

I am Santa "

Can I sit on your knee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe just a banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got a slice of carrot cake?

No. I ate it

Oh

Moist chocolate cake?

Chocolate cake is good I suppose.

Mine is the best

Oh really?

Of course I made it"

Ok, I'm a bit peckish can I have a big slice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apple, anyone?"

Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flange "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No drama with fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apple, anyone?"

Got any plums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's my birthday tomorrow ! "

Happy birthday for tomorrow how old you going to be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

we did it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Breithe Shona Duit....(birthday greetings)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"we did it "

Not full yet, still room for a little one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we nearly there yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Still here

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"we did it

Not full yet, still room for a little one

"

Where'd you all go?

Is it full yet?

Is it midnight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Random shite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone's left us

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fuck me.

You managed it.

Is it 12 yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

12:02

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Fuck me.

You managed it.

"

That's what Mrs ddc said last time we pulled

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Who else is a platinum member then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/11/15 00:12:16]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol madness and yes I would

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could this get to 200?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't leave it uneven

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Could this get to 200?"

Let's see when the Fabometer breaks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh now it's uneven again!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Bite me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes please

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh sir

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh, I've unevened it again, d'oh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gah!!! Go watch you tube!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

There's some good stuff on there I hear.

Gomez-Revolutionary Kind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFK1e_ejUBs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hate you!!! (whispers 'I'm lying')

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*puts another 50p in the meter*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your soooooooo annoying!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Unlucky for some?"

213

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my lucky number

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*As Barbara Windsor*

"I've never seen on this big before"

*giggles coquettishly, a little like a chipmunk*

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"*As Barbara Windsor*

"I've never seen on this big before"

*giggles coquettishly, a little like a chipmunk* "

I've just been in 2009, sadly it looks like the really big ones that may all be locked up tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


" I'm out "

Whaaaaat?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gimme something to work with then?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*resists the temptation for a crude innuendo*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hit me

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

How about somewhere with more artistic expression per square inch than anywhere else on earth?

Lake of Dreams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNwDzbMfZkY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there wasn't a body next to me I'd open that

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A body?!!

You need a body bag and a shovel, toot sweet, lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its snoring pretty sure it's alive

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Animal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well he fucks like one sometimes

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

When required?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as and when I want

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*pokes OP*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm getting tired now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol sleeeeep beckons

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Mama Cass - Dream A Little Dream Of Me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4T3tMkjRig

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Whaddaya know?

This thing still works!

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