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Let's all laugh at Lily...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, let me set the scene... I'm sat amongst my duvet, looking for the TV remote... Pulled my duvet away from me, which lead to the remote flying across the room - smacking me in the head in the process - and the batteries falling out of it.

I need wrapping in cotton wool...!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Awwww! No laughing here, just sympathy, a cold pack for the bruise and a cup of tea and a hug

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awwww! No laughing here, just sympathy, a cold pack for the bruise and a cup of tea and a hug "

Thank you didn't hurt that much, it was more of a "what the fuck was that" shock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heheheh

Are you ok??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knob...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops. Usually me that does silly things like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knob... "

I think you should stock up on bubble wrap before I come to stay... you've been warned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobhead

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"So, let me set the scene... I'm sat amongst my duvet, looking for the TV remote... Pulled my duvet away from me, which lead to the remote flying across the room - smacking me in the head in the process - and the batteries falling out of it.

I need wrapping in cotton wool...!"

You need a risk assessment, Goggles and a hard hat

Hope you're ok!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, let me set the scene... I'm sat amongst my duvet, looking for the TV remote... Pulled my duvet away from me, which lead to the remote flying across the room - smacking me in the head in the process - and the batteries falling out of it.

I need wrapping in cotton wool...!"

Or a white coat with long sleeves and lots of buckles. Round the back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oops. Usually me that does silly things like that. "

My worse one was when I was sat up on bed on the phone to someone, I threw myself back to lay down, miscalculated the amount of space I had, whacked my head REALLY hard and ended up concussed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knob...

I think you should stock up on bubble wrap before I come to stay... you've been warned "

I'm starting to think you can sleep in the garage!

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

If it makes you feel better... Recently I was sticking something with superglue, picked up the remote to change channel and found I had it stuck to my finger. Took some removing too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knob...

I think you should stock up on bubble wrap before I come to stay... you've been warned

I'm starting to think you can sleep in the garage! "

Noooo! Then I really will hurt myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty interesting forum and profile too.

And. Very amateur hitting yourself with the remote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But the question is - did it change the TV channel to the one you wanted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knob...

I think you should stock up on bubble wrap before I come to stay... you've been warned

I'm starting to think you can sleep in the garage! "

I'd of thought you slept in the garage next to the alpha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knob...

I think you should stock up on bubble wrap before I come to stay... you've been warned

I'm starting to think you can sleep in the garage!

Noooo! Then I really will hurt myself. "

Too many sharp objects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

look at the positive - you found the remote

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By *ad_DriverMan
over a year ago

Driffield


"So, let me set the scene... I'm sat amongst my duvet, looking for the TV remote... Pulled my duvet away from me, which lead to the remote flying across the room - smacking me in the head in the process - and the batteries falling out of it.

I need wrapping in cotton wool...!"

think we may have all been there in similar ways...beds are evil things they can bite at any time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got up earlier from the sofa and knocked some pistachio nuts across the floor. 3 fell and found 2. Last 1 has gone awol. Now can't sleep lol.

Nut ocd

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