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By *revorAndTracey OP   Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne

Never posted before so this may seem a bit silly ,....

Just sitting and having a giggle thinking of the other night , when my better half picked me up from work with a beaming smile on his face , he had bought a long torch thing of the snap on bloke , and was using it as a light sabre and making the noises to go with it , are all men like kids in a toy shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This reminds me when Marks Mum was still alive, he'd told her he would like a Snap on tool chest for xmas a few years back and in the shop she asked for a Strap on chest

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By *revorAndTracey OP   Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne


"This reminds me when Marks Mum was still alive, he'd told her he would like a Snap on tool chest for xmas a few years back and in the shop she asked for a Strap on chest "

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By *revorAndTracey OP   Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's man law...

If there is a ball, kick it.

If there's a woman, whistle.

If there's a pub, enter it.

If a lady has cleavage, talk to it, not her.

And

If you have an impressive torch, make light-saber (or Darth Vader) sounds.

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By *revorAndTracey OP   Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne


"It's man law...

If there is a ball, kick it.

If there's a woman, whistle.

If there's a pub, enter it.

If a lady has cleavage, talk to it, not her.

And

If you have an impressive torch, make light-saber (or Darth Vader) sounds. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't beat a torch that does a good beam affect in the air!!! Hours of fun.

If you are male.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't beat a torch that does a good beam affect in the air!!! Hours of fun.

If you are male. "

Hahaha!!

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By *revorAndTracey OP   Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne


"You can't beat a torch that does a good beam affect in the air!!! Hours of fun.

If you are male. "
totally agree , but it was total neglect for me ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never posted before so this may seem a bit silly ,....

Just sitting and having a giggle thinking of the other night , when my better half picked me up from work with a beaming smile on his face , he had bought a long torch thing of the snap on bloke , and was using it as a light sabre and making the noises to go with it , are all men like kids in a toy shop "

Yes. And there's nowt wrong with that! Just because you lot stopped singing into your hairbrushes when you were getting ready to go out doesn't me we have to. It's what keeps us young!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of us girls are too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its called shinny kit syndrome

If it's new and shinny we want to play with it ................and before you ask no we won't read the instructions ............. if it looks like it could be a light saber then in our minds that's exactly what it is.

We are big kids at heart

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"It's man law...

If there is a ball, kick it.

If there's a woman, whistle.

If there's a pub, enter it.

If a lady has cleavage, talk to it, not her.

And

If you have an impressive torch, make light-saber (or Darth Vader) sounds. "

If there are instructions, don't read them.

If lost, don't ask for directions.

If left alone in a room with a tea cosy, put it on head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of my mate and his snap on glow sticks wraps them around his cock and pretends its a light saber lol x

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

It's the law...

When MEN die, the ones with most toys are the winners ...

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

You can also put the torch beam on to your face when it's dark and look like a ghost - you can't do that with a strap on - your just look like a homosexual

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