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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I keep seeing things falling slowly outside and thinking "fuck,is it snowing" only to realise it's leaves falling off the trees

Don't hire me to be a weather man... We'd probably end up with another Fishism

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Do you want to borrow my "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you want to borrow my "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt "

Nah, let's have a pint, you wear it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep seeing things falling slowly outside and thinking "fuck,is it snowing" only to realise it's leaves falling off the trees

Don't hire me to be a weather man... We'd probably end up with another Fishism"

That's not stupid, its just wishful thinking. Im really hoping for heavy snow this year. I don't think I will ever grow out of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want to borrow my "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt "

Surely he's on his own... There can't be anyone else there THAT stupid ...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want to borrow my "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt

Surely he's on his own... There can't be anyone else there THAT stupid ...! "

I thought it was snowing the other night... To be fair I was d*unk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love snow. But as a motorbike is my only transport I don't want it :/ I was lucky the last few years that I've had the time off work as holiday when it's snowed an I didn't need to go anywhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you want to borrow my "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt

Surely he's on his own... There can't be anyone else there THAT stupid ...! "

Ooh, cheeky devil fair cop though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you want to borrow my "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt

Surely he's on his own... There can't be anyone else there THAT stupid ...!

I thought it was snowing the other night... To be fair I was d*unk! "

That's a legitimate reason. I've been sober 6 months and counting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want to borrow my "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt

Surely he's on his own... There can't be anyone else there THAT stupid ...!

I thought it was snowing the other night... To be fair I was d*unk!

That's a legitimate reason. I've been sober 6 months and counting"

I have nothing, words fail me why you thought I was snowing then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah sweetie believe me- theres no way you can feel as stupid as I do right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since when do you have tits Op...

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mrs ddc bought me a mug that says "Stupid Boy" on it in big letters. It's been a slight bone of contention since.

When she comes on later and tries to justify it, I'll let you decide...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you want to borrow my "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt

Surely he's on his own... There can't be anyone else there THAT stupid ...!

I thought it was snowing the other night... To be fair I was d*unk!

That's a legitimate reason. I've been sober 6 months and counting

I have nothing, words fail me why you thought I was snowing then "

Because I'm Michael Fish in disguise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mrs ddc bought me a mug that says "Stupid Boy" on it in big letters. It's been a slight bone of contention since.

When she comes on later and tries to justify it, I'll let you decide...

Mr ddc"

Mr DDC, did you let the cat get in the cream jar then skip to your Lou?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Since when do you have tits Op... "

Since always madam. Can't you see my booby in the profile pic? I even have a shiny nipple

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Since when do you have tits Op... "

Since always madam. Can't you see my booby in the profile pic? I even have a shiny nipple

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By *sianMale890Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I keep seeing things falling slowly outside and thinking "fuck,is it snowing" only to realise it's leaves falling off the trees

Don't hire me to be a weather man... We'd probably end up with another Fishism"

maybe you just need something to eat/drink and good night's sleep to refresh yourself mac.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since when do you have tits Op...

Since always madam. Can't you see my booby in the profile pic? I even have a shiny nipple"

Its too small...and ive my glasses on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah sweetie believe me- theres no way you can feel as stupid as I do right now!"

What have you been up to mi'lady?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A pint in the King Alfred later perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah sweetie believe me- theres no way you can feel as stupid as I do right now!

What have you been up to mi'lady?"

Just being a bit naive- you would have thought I was "hardened to it all by now- but apparently not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Since when do you have tits Op...

Since always madam. Can't you see my booby in the profile pic? I even have a shiny nipple

Its too small...and ive my glasses on "

You mean... I've been lied to all these years? God dammit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah sweetie believe me- theres no way you can feel as stupid as I do right now!

What have you been up to mi'lady?

Just being a bit naive- you would have thought I was "hardened to it all by now- but apparently not! "

Hugs Tes. Hope there's no damage done x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pint in the King Alfred later perhaps "

I was joking, but, if you're free Saturday, definitely

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"A pint in the King Alfred later perhaps

I was joking, but, if you're free Saturday, definitely "

I'm up for it, a mini social perhaps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pint in the King Alfred later perhaps

I was joking, but, if you're free Saturday, definitely

I'm up for it, a mini social perhaps "

Cool. I get out of work at 6. See you around 8,30?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Mrs ddc bought me a mug that says "Stupid Boy" on it in big letters. It's been a slight bone of contention since.

When she comes on later and tries to justify it, I'll let you decide...

Mr ddc

Mr DDC, did you let the cat get in the cream jar then skip to your Lou?"

Nope, Captain Mainwaring from Dad's Army is saying 'Stupid Boy' on the mug for letting the tea go cold. I think this is amusing as for Mr DDC this is virtually a dai!y occurrence.

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do that every spring when my blossom trees outside my window lose their petals.

To be really stupid you have to spell it stoopid .

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"A pint in the King Alfred later perhaps "

That's a swimming pool in Brighton

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mrs ddc bought me a mug that says "Stupid Boy" on it in big letters. It's been a slight bone of contention since.

When she comes on later and tries to justify it, I'll let you decide...

Mr ddc

Mr DDC, did you let the cat get in the cream jar then skip to your Lou?

Nope, Captain Mainwaring from Dad's Army is saying 'Stupid Boy' on the mug for letting the tea go cold. I think this is amusing as for Mr DDC this is virtually a dai!y occurrence.

Mrs DDC

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Lmao, in which case it should be one of those heated ones, but inverse so when it goes cold the picture reappears.

I don't often have that problem, although I have convinced colleagues that my teas are just that awesome that they never go cold.... Then they realise I'm on my eighth tea by 3pm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do that every spring when my blossom trees outside my window lose their petals.

To be really stupid you have to spell it stoopid ."

Oh, I'm sorry. I's well stoopid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pint in the King Alfred later perhaps

That's a swimming pool in Brighton "

I can drink a pint whilst swimming, it's lukewarm, kinda chlorine flavoured and got a percentage of piss in it.... It sounds like Carling alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah sweetie believe me- theres no way you can feel as stupid as I do right now!

What have you been up to mi'lady?

Just being a bit naive- you would have thought I was "hardened to it all by now- but apparently not!

Hugs Tes. Hope there's no damage done x"

Naa mate- got over one by getting under another- pulled on my big pearl pants and 'cracked' on!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its ok - i see something move across the road - convince myself its a rat or similar creature to then realise its a leaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say hi to my cat and then it turns out to be a pair of shoes, or a newspaper, or yesterday there was nothing there at all just the pattern of the floor

This happens at least once a day. I'm not stupid, my eyes are.

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