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10 things you didn't know about penises

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

The male orgasm lasts about 6 seconds.

Smoking can shorten it by up to 1cm

Doctors can grow up to 23000 square meters of skin from circumcised infants. It is used to treat burn victims.

1 in 400 men are flexible enough to pleasure themselves.

There is a fish with a penis on its head

The penis is shaped like a boomerang when doing missionary

The biggest human one is 13.5"

If unused the penis can shrink between 1-2 cm

A teaspoon of semen contains 7 calories.

There are 42 types different bacteria found on the penis. Fewer if you're circumcised.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Thanks for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The male orgasm lasts about 6 seconds.

Smoking can shorten it by up to 1cm

Doctors can grow up to 23000 square meters of skin from circumcised infants. It is used to treat burn victims.

1 in 400 men are flexible enough to pleasure themselves.

There is a fish with a penis on its head

The penis is shaped like a boomerang when doing missionary

The biggest human one is 13.5"

If unused the penis can shrink between 1-2 cm

A teaspoon of semen contains 7 calories.

There are 42 types different bacteria found on the penis. Fewer if you're circumcised."

Ewww to the last one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

ive met number 7!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive met number 7!!!"

The creepy guy who wears silver pants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job i was circumcised when i was 8 then

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"ive met number 7!!!

The creepy guy who wears silver pants? "

he had none on when I met him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good job i was circumcised when i was 8 then "

8! ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 in 400? I'd like to see that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good job i was circumcised when i was 8 then

8! ouch"

Its all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 in 400? I'd like to see that "

I used to do this as a flexible, young, dumb and full of cum teen.

Id do it now if it wasn't for my gut getting in the way....

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I was going to lookup 10 facts about the clitorous but I couldn't find them

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By *ornynwcplCouple
over a year ago

Preston

I Fucking Love Science fan, too I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 in 400? I'd like to see that "

Does he mean autofellatio (a man who can suck himself) or autopedestration (a man who can fuck his own ass)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder what sex would be like if men had their penises on their heads

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what sex would be like if men had their penises on their heads

-Courtney"

Cue jokes about asking politicians/bankers/celebrities....but never a forumite or fabster (dont want a forum ban)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what sex would be like if men had their penises on their heads

-Courtney

Cue jokes about asking politicians/bankers/celebrities....but never a forumite or fabster (dont want a forum ban) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit I should lay of cum, soooooo that's the reason I'm fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit I should lay of cum, soooooo that's the reason I'm fat "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are 42 types different bacteria found on the penis. Fewer if you're circumcised.

Ewww to the last one "

42? I shall see you all later when I get back from the GUM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what sex would be like if men had their penises on their heads

-Courtney"

Oddly I think I know haha

Ann summers used to sell a dildo called "knee trembler" basically a dildo on an elastic strap! Anyway, I strapped it yo my head an went diving! Me and the Mrs never laughed so hard! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 in 400? I'd like to see that "

I'd like to know how they know that. Who went out into the street and asked guys can you fuck yourself?!?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better start smoking then ayyyt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might add that last one to my profile to sell myself, my penis has less bacteria.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phallostethus cuulong

Just googled it, and thats the name of the fish... apparently the penis also has a 'sawlike hook' on it to hold onto the female during mating. And the feamle genitals are at the throat.

There must be a joke about David Attenborough explaining this to the people of fab somewhere...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 in 400? I'd like to see that

Does he mean autofellatio (a man who can suck himself) or autopedestration (a man who can fuck his own ass)

"

Have seen pics of both on here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are 42 types different bacteria found on the penis. Fewer if you're circumcised.

Ewww to the last one

42? I shall see you all later when I get back from the GUM"

There are estimated to be between 550 and 650 types of bacteria in the mouth before you get too carried away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what sex would be like if men had their penises on their heads

-Courtney"

Hedonistic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If unused the penis can shrink between 1-2 cm

"

That sounds like something a doctor made up after being caught whacking off by his wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 in 400? I'd like to see that

Does he mean autofellatio (a man who can suck himself) or autopedestration (a man who can fuck his own ass)

Have seen pics of both on here...."

Haha... point me in the right direction please?

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