FabSwingers.com forum: Just read somewhere...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...on a news site that some beards were found to contain the same or more amount of poo than a toilet.

Of course there's many factors here, for instance, how clean is an average recently flushed toilet? Or how clean is an average "big bushy beard"?

It was a university scientist in new mexico who tested the different beards. I might add that he said most beards were totally fine.

So if you have a beard, the main thing is don't panic! Chances are, if you wash your hands, your beard will be utterly pooless. However it may not hurt to give it a wee salon selective and a good brisk brush.

Just saying...

This post is written with an appropriate amount of tongue in cheek.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don't eat poo if you have a beard,it's sticky!

Problem solved

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it turned out to be a lie that.

Plus people into rimming won't mind anyway...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just don't eat poo if you have a beard,it's sticky!

Problem solved

But you can eat peanut butter