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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My sky remote? Ive had all the spongebob squarepants I can take and I cant find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it next to the camera so you can take a measurement photo easily?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"My sky remote? Ive had all the spongebob squarepants I can take and I cant find it

The bloke up the road had it taking a couple of "comparison" pictures. Give it quick wipe when he brings it back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Id need a matchbox for that not the skyremote

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There was a man from hull

Who lost his remote, until

He went to the loo

And had a poo

And out it came with a pull

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"There was a man from hull

Who lost his remote, until

He went to the loo

And had a poo

And out it came with a pull

gross

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"There was a man from hull

Who lost his remote, until

He went to the loo

And had a poo

And out it came with a pull

no ordinary sex site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a brick.

That should do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in the fridge

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

In the oven or microwave?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"There was a man from hull

Who lost his remote, until

He went to the loo

And had a poo

And out it came with a pull

gross"

Yes indeed. There was a whole thread about it in the forum plus one about self fisting.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"There was a man from hull

Who lost his remote, until

He went to the loo

And had a poo

And out it came with a pull

no ordinary sex site

I'm not ordinary so I'm pleased about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the beer cans, cucumbers and any household object used for measuring a cock, failing that the shit drawer?

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"There was a man from hull

Who lost his remote, until

He went to the loo

And had a poo

And out it came with a pull

gross

Yes indeed. There was a whole thread about it in the forum plus one about self

fisting. "

Whatever turns you on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just north of the perineum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With the beer cans, cucumbers and any household object used for measuring a cock, failing that the shit drawer?"

In my case thats lipso, prit stick or acorns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With the beer cans, cucumbers and any household object used for measuring a cock, failing that the shit drawer?

In my case thats lipso, prit stick or acorns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With the beer cans, cucumbers and any household object used for measuring a cock, failing that the shit drawer?

In my case thats lipso, prit stick or acorns

I have never had a singular shit drawer. It has always been wherever it gets dumped lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With the beer cans, cucumbers and any household object used for measuring a cock, failing that the shit drawer?

In my case thats lipso, prit stick or acorns

I have never had a singular shit drawer. It has always been wherever it gets dumped lol"

I meant to say 'man drawer' lol

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I've got it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With the beer cans, cucumbers and any household object used for measuring a cock, failing that the shit drawer?

In my case thats lipso, prit stick or acorns

I have never had a singular shit drawer. It has always been wherever it gets dumped lol

I meant to say 'man drawer' lol"

Same story here

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"My sky remote? Ive had all the spongebob squarepants I can take and I cant find it

Change the channel manually on the television or sky box?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"There was a man from hull

Who lost his remote, until

He went to the loo

And had a poo

And out it came with a pull

gross

Yes indeed. There was a whole thread about it in the forum plus one about self

fisting.

Whatever turns you on....

It doesn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got it

My what a unique use for it

I must admit, your pic frequently makes me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maibe someone is borrowing it to measure something lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got it

And you nicked a vibrator?! We have a live one here!!! Nail down anything with batteries!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have SpongeBob on too. I need wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have SpongeBob on too. I need wine"

You need more than wine you need a hammer to smash the tv up!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"I've got it

And you nicked a vibrator?! We have a live one here!!! Nail down anything with batteries!!"

I'm gonna rob a can of Lynx next!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A little explanation is in order.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a man from hull

Who lost his remote, until

He went to the loo

And had a poo

And out it came with a pull

gross

Yes indeed. There was a whole thread about it in the forum plus one about self

fisting.

Whatever turns you on....

It doesn't. "
Well I got it mate if no one else did

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"There was a man from hull

Who lost his remote, until

He went to the loo

And had a poo

And out it came with a pull

gross

Yes indeed. There was a whole thread about it in the forum plus one about self

fisting.

Whatever turns you on....

It doesn't. Well I got it mate if no one else did

Hurrah! Did you get my joke poem too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a man from hull

Who lost his remote, until

He went to the loo

And had a poo

And out it came with a pull

gross

Yes indeed. There was a whole thread about it in the forum plus one about self

fisting.

Whatever turns you on....

It doesn't. Well I got it mate if no one else did

Hurrah! Did you get my joke poem too?

"
Nah. But I'm sure it was funny .Ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it next to the camera so you can take a measurement photo easily?

Look for the Lynx can too... Aren't they both used for the same purpose lol x ]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My sky remote? Ive had all the spongebob squarepants I can take and I cant find it

Change the channel manually on the television or sky box? "

If you can negotiate the sky menu via the box come and do it lol found it now in with E's knitting

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"My sky remote? Ive had all the spongebob squarepants I can take and I cant find it

Change the channel manually on the television or sky box?

If you can negotiate the sky menu via the box come and do it lol found it now in with E's knitting

She could knit you a cover for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sky remote? Ive had all the spongebob squarepants I can take and I cant find it

Change the channel manually on the television or sky box?

If you can negotiate the sky menu via the box come and do it lol found it now in with E's knitting

She could knit you a cover for it. "

Can I get some knitted underpants please

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"My sky remote? Ive had all the spongebob squarepants I can take and I cant find it

Change the channel manually on the television or sky box?

If you can negotiate the sky menu via the box come and do it lol found it now in with E's knitting

She could knit you a cover for it.

Can I get some knitted underpants please

This isn't a fetish site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sky remote? Ive had all the spongebob squarepants I can take and I cant find it

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surely that's a good thing then xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sky remote? Ive had all the spongebob squarepants I can take and I cant find it

Change the channel manually on the television or sky box?

If you can negotiate the sky menu via the box come and do it lol found it now in with E's knitting

She could knit you a cover for it.

Can I get some knitted underpants please

This isn't a fetish site!

It is, and you know it

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"My sky remote? Ive had all the spongebob squarepants I can take and I cant find it

Change the channel manually on the television or sky box?

If you can negotiate the sky menu via the box come and do it lol found it now in with E's knitting

She could knit you a cover for it.

Can I get some knitted underpants please

This isn't a fetish site!

It is, and you know it

Bring your umbrella

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"My sky remote? Ive had all the spongebob squarepants I can take and I cant find it

Check behind the radiator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sky remote? Ive had all the spongebob squarepants I can take and I cant find it

Get in the 21 st century and use the app in your phone

Your so old fashioned lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tried 2 of them. Yet to find one that works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sky remote? Ive had all the spongebob squarepants I can take and I cant find it

Check behind the radiator

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don't be silly who would do that

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