Sexy sayings, dittys and or poems.

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By *orders2forU OP Couple
over a year ago

Hawick

Love this one..

"First of May, first of May, outside fucking starts today.

If it do come on to rain, we goes inside and fuckes again."

Sung reputedly to a late night bus driver by the young lady of a tousled couple...

"Sing a song of sixpence, my arse is full of cum, he didn't want me in the club so fucked me up my bum!"

Over to you...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"she being brand new" by ee cummings.

I could cut n' paste but it's better read out

https://vimeo.com/42247726

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