FabSwingers.com forum: You cock guzzling wonder cunt

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is probably the funniest thing I have ever heard someone say to a bloke in the pub....

What is your favorite insult or the best one you have heard??

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Double cunting fuck

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Or maybe:

Donkey-raping shit eater

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or maybe:

Donkey-raping shit eater

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Jeez that is nasty haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old Sergeant of mine told me that i was "a mong, from a family if mongs, and when you have kids they will be mongs."

Totally none PC but at the time it made me chuckle.

The same guy told me he was going to rip off my arms and beat ne to death with the soggy ends.

I LOL'd at that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunty bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also in the pub once heard my friend say to someone they didn't like fuck you cunt badger!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's seen more helmets than hitler

Been shot over more times than baghdad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's seen more helmets than hitler

Been shot over more times than baghdad

I wouldn't ride her into battle.

I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

She's wet more Wangs than a chinese monsoon.

She's been banged more than the first pipe in 'flappy birds'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She' got a face like a stuntmans knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had more cocks than a second hand air rifle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunk trumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweat from a baboons balls!!!!

What you gonna do for a face when jabba the hut wants his arse back !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must of been born on a motorway because thats where most accidents happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been shot over more times than bagdad is a particular favourite of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your arse jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth ?

If your going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty

If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunty bollox"

My mother came out with this recently and had me in stitches. Xx

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