FabSwingers.com forum: Things you dont want to hear on your first meet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Eastenders is on at 8

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I just shit my pants, can I get in yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just shit my pants, can I get in yours?

I had unprotected sex with Charlie Sheen..... (too soon???)

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I'm on the sex offenders register

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I use your shower my dick stinks

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I brought the dog...

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By *oodbuddy 51Man
over a year ago

Puerto Rico, Gran Canaria

Oh by the way I have sti's

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*comes in wearing his

BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE GOOD THINGS JIMMY SAVILLE DID?

T-shirt*

Too soon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just shit my pants, can I get in yours?

Do you have a funnel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You look so much slimmer in your pics

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Hello mum

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I just shit my pants, can I get in yours?

Do you have a funnel?"

LOOOOOL

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh my actual god. Reader; this is true...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Had a 'date' with a young chap, very handsome. I'll cut a long story short and say that after a few drinks he wanted me to

* Drag him off to an alleway

* Beat him up (proper like)

* Piss on him

* And then rape him

I was like, uh, you didn't mention *any* of this before?

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Did you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a 'date' with a young chap, very handsome. I'll cut a long story short and say that after a few drinks he wanted me to

* Drag him off to an alleway

* Beat him up (proper like)

* Piss on him

* And then rape him

I was like, uh, you didn't mention *any* of this before?"

I once had a guy ask me to kick him in the balls

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

It's fine, even though the rash is still there it's not infectious.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Did you?

Of course not!

I've never finished a 'date' before with "I think you should fuck off now and get your train".

Bloody hell, man. He was only 19. Think what he'd be like after some practice :/

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you?

Of course not!

I've never finished a 'date' before with "I think you should fuck off now and get your train".

Bloody hell, man. He was only 19. Think what he'd be like after some practice :/"

Should of still pissed on him

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

"Did you?

Of course not!

I've never finished a 'date' before with "I think you should fuck off now and get your train".

Bloody hell, man. He was only 19. Think what he'd be like after some practice :/"

Was gonna say lol.. But maybe not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look a lot younger, slimmer and more attractive in your pics!

Hahaha. It's never happened to me but this has got to be a worse case scenario

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your daughter available?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Did you?

Of course not!

I've never finished a 'date' before with "I think you should fuck off now and get your train".

Bloody hell, man. He was only 19. Think what he'd be like after some practice :/"

Certainly less handsome.

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By *ornybarMan
over a year ago

clonmel

Is that it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really a man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm really a man "

And so am i

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By *ony HardcockMan
over a year ago

Shepperton

I brought my son/daughter with me mind watching them as I get undressed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you marry me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get the shovel and I'll pretend to be dead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will you marry me ?"

Yes yes yes

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Did you?

Of course not!

I've never finished a 'date' before with "I think you should fuck off now and get your train".

Bloody hell, man. He was only 19. Think what he'd be like after some practice :/"

What's his age now, so we could work out if it's him

asking us on a date?

I guess you could escort him to a cashpoint first and just mug him.

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester

You dont mind if my dogs watch do you? They are very protective of me.

And yes I did mind! Big sharp teeth near my naked cock, with her screaming like im attacking her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You dont mind if my dogs watch do you? They are very protective of me.

And yes I did mind! Big sharp teeth near my naked cock, with her screaming like im attacking her!"

This sounds rather like it may have happened to you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry my husband doesn't talk much , he's been dead for a few weeks but he used to love to watch

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Can we make this quick, I am on double yellows.

Am I ok to bring the kids in, or do you want me to leave them in the car?

Mind if I use your toilet, had a bad pint last night and got the shits (apologies for that one)

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Eastenders is on at 8 "

if they said I got bad news from the doctor on the results.....or something like you looked better in you're pictures would be a downer..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...I'm just waiting fir the results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really a man "

Thank god for that... I just thought you had massive labia!!!

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Can you pass the butter knife please just need to scrape these crabs off they driving me nuts lol X

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

And if you just don't look into the secret camera in the corner of the room.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Do you have a pair of tweezers as you need them to wank me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry i haven't got round to moving my last meets body yet....

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Do you prefer me with the false teeth, or out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi grandma is your daughter in?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

THIS IS THE POLICE. PUT YOUR TROUSERS ON AND STEP AWAY FROM SWINGS!!!

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By *arahCP_72TV/TS
over a year ago

Sandy

Can't stay for long, I'm tagged and have to be home by 9pm...

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

Mind if I message your friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick, I have another meet in 20 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctor said this should've cleared up by now.

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

I can't fuck with a condom on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God what's that smell

It's ok it's not infectious

Who the hell are you,

Well come on in,let's get this over with

Did I really message you,shouldn't be let loose on the net whilst I'm d*unk,sorry

Who'd of thought you'd need this much acid to dissolve a body

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By *iss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Coventry/Bristol

Am married/got a partener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woop-woop

That's the sound of da Police

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