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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

An ode perhaps to all those who perhaps have other things to do.......

Maybe have met someone else......

Been discovered by the other half......

Came home from the pub and decided.......

We love unlos because......

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

Saves responding in the inbox

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

we daily contemplate joining them??

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend


"we daily contemplate joining them??"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The chap who put me on to this site has gone UNLOS.

Fucked him almost exactly a year ago, before I'd ever heard of this site.

His profile here listed him as straight, a non-smoker and 35.

I'd be happy to context any of those in court but whatever.

Shame about his delicious verification.

They come, they go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only like flouncy UNLOS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

User

Needs

Lots

Of

Sex

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"The chap who put me on to this site has gone UNLOS.

Fucked him almost exactly a year ago, before I'd ever heard of this site.

His profile here listed him as straight, a non-smoker and 35.

I'd be happy to context any of those in court but whatever.

Shame about his delicious verification.

They come, they go. "

Mind you, I'm also a bit relieved... he was a kinky bastard. His fetish involved a proper dog collar, a chain and a funnel.

Takes all sorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it means they have escaped and getting air to their lungs!! Not looking like a vampire and getting more shit done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The chap who put me on to this site has gone UNLOS.

Fucked him almost exactly a year ago, before I'd ever heard of this site.

His profile here listed him as straight, a non-smoker and 35.

I'd be happy to context any of those in court but whatever.

Shame about his delicious verification.

They come, they go.

Mind you, I'm also a bit relieved... he was a kinky bastard. His fetish involved a proper dog collar, a chain and a funnel.

Takes all sorts "

Funnel as in the cone of shame?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does UNLOS mean...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does UNLOS mean... "

User no longer on site.

Usually it's because Funky Monkey has turned their skin into a lampshade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does UNLOS mean... "

User no longer offering slutyness.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"The chap who put me on to this site has gone UNLOS.

Fucked him almost exactly a year ago, before I'd ever heard of this site.

His profile here listed him as straight, a non-smoker and 35.

I'd be happy to context any of those in court but whatever.

Shame about his delicious verification.

They come, they go.

Mind you, I'm also a bit relieved... he was a kinky bastard. His fetish involved a proper dog collar, a chain and a funnel.

Takes all sorts

Funnel as in the cone of shame? "

Got a slightly panicked txt from him a a couple hours before we were due to meet saying he'd forgotten his funnel and could I get one from my kitchen.

I was like, uh, sorry... I looked really, *really* hard but couldn't find one.

Never did ask what he wanted it for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The chap who put me on to this site has gone UNLOS.

Fucked him almost exactly a year ago, before I'd ever heard of this site.

His profile here listed him as straight, a non-smoker and 35.

I'd be happy to context any of those in court but whatever.

Shame about his delicious verification.

They come, they go.

Mind you, I'm also a bit relieved... he was a kinky bastard. His fetish involved a proper dog collar, a chain and a funnel.

Takes all sorts

Funnel as in the cone of shame?

Got a slightly panicked txt from him a a couple hours before we were due to meet saying he'd forgotten his funnel and could I get one from my kitchen.

I was like, uh, sorry... I looked really, *really* hard but couldn't find one.

Never did ask what he wanted it for.

"

Drinking games

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"The chap who put me on to this site has gone UNLOS.

Fucked him almost exactly a year ago, before I'd ever heard of this site.

His profile here listed him as straight, a non-smoker and 35.

I'd be happy to context any of those in court but whatever.

Shame about his delicious verification.

They come, they go.

Mind you, I'm also a bit relieved... he was a kinky bastard. His fetish involved a proper dog collar, a chain and a funnel.

Takes all sorts

Funnel as in the cone of shame?

Got a slightly panicked txt from him a a couple hours before we were due to meet saying he'd forgotten his funnel and could I get one from my kitchen.

I was like, uh, sorry... I looked really, *really* hard but couldn't find one.

Never did ask what he wanted it for.

Drinking games "

The rest of it was... unusual... LOL

Dirty, kinky, steamy... unrestrained. I'm not sure a funnel would have been necessary tbh

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Somebody likes resurrecting these threads obviously, to what end I'm not sure

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

And another lovely lad, had a nice thing with him (great arse)... verified him and a week later - poof! - vanished in to thin air.

C'est la vie

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