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By *icolerobbie OP   Couple
over a year ago

walsall

A friend of mine told me how she bumped into a young man in a supermarket, got chatting and were shagging within the space of about 20 mins! I find it hard to believe?

Is this something anyone has ever done here? Just intrigued.....

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Does she write for Razzle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which supermarket?

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By *icolerobbie OP   Couple
over a year ago

walsall


"Does she write for Razzle?"

Probably...lol. Like I said, I am not convinced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only on the piss,and that used to be normal.

That scenario is just so fucking sexy !! Off the cuff and unexpected.....it's almost too good to be true but I believe that could of happened.I've got half a bar on thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmmmmmm it does happen....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've got a number off someone I met in a supermarket but never shagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds horrid.

Mechanical, rushed and meaningless.

Empty and cheapening.

I'm a little ray of sunshine, I know.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone came to get me to change electricity suppliers once and ended up bent over at the bottom of my stairs with a pussy full of bbc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds horrid.

Mechanical, rushed and meaningless.

Empty and cheapening.

I'm a little ray of sunshine, I know....."

Your photos are stunning. More than a ray of sunshine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to stress this was along time ago!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Sounds horrid.

Mechanical, rushed and meaningless.

Empty and cheapening.

I'm a little ray of sunshine, I know....."

You're clearly not living in the fantasy on this are you? LOL

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"A friend of mine told me how she bumped into a young man in a supermarket, got chatting and were shagging within the space of about 20 mins! I find it hard to believe?

Is this something anyone has ever done here? Just intrigued....."

Must av bin in essex where only the trollies av minds of ther own.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"I would like to stress this was along time ago!"

Shucks!! I was going to ask were you did your weekly shop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did meet a girl in B&Q once and was shagging within 2 hours. . Many years ago

Does that count ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only slept someone the day I've met them twice

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By *icolerobbie OP   Couple
over a year ago

walsall

I would struggle to find the link between "could you pass me the sugar" to, "how about a fuck?"....lol I honestly cannot see how that would be possible outside of the swinging environment

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By *icolerobbie OP   Couple
over a year ago

walsall


"Did meet a girl in B&Q once and was shagging within 2 hours. . Many years ago

Does that count ? "

Yes, that is exactly it, how did you get from hellos to shagging within 2 hours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which isle did they shag in ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to stress this was along time ago!

Shucks!! I was going to ask were you did your weekly shop! "

In all fairness it wasn't a supermarket but the basis still applies regardless of the 'where's' x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First ever fuck after moving to Spain was like that only no words!

Stood in a friends bar listening to the band and felt someone hold my hand.

Lovely dark haired Chicharero proceeded to walk me outside to the beach and have her wicked way with me

I'd only been there two days so my language skills were restricted to "Hola" and "Gracias"

Managed to find her again about 3 months later and improve my international relations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ermmmmmmm it does happen.... "

Please tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it happen like this in the food aisles?

He approached her but at first she said 'You butter back off pal'. 'Bitch, peas. I'm just trying to reach the melons'. 'Oooooh, HP Saucey'. Suddenly she's thinking we'd make a great pear.

She was taken back but excited when he declared 'I'd like to berry my sausage in you'. Next thing you know, bang, shagging out by the bins.

When departing he said 'It was great to meat you', 'Yeah, let's ketchup again'.

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By *icolerobbie OP   Couple
over a year ago

walsall


"Did it happen like this in the food aisles?

He approached her but at first she said 'You butter back off pal'. 'Bitch, peas. I'm just trying to reach the melons'. 'Oooooh, HP Saucey'. Suddenly she's thinking we'd make a great pear.

She was taken back but excited when he declared 'I'd like to berry my sausage in you'. Next thing you know, bang, shagging out by the bins.

When departing he said 'It was great to meat you', 'Yeah, let's ketchup again'.

"

Very good..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did meet a girl in B&Q once and was shagging within 2 hours. . Many years ago

Does that count ?

Yes, that is exactly it, how did you get from hellos to shagging within 2 hours?"

Well started chatting and then I asked if she fancied a coffee..she agreed...then at the coffee shop we were very tactile and flirty....she then said come back to hers its far more cosey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm often approached by women in supermarkets who ask in a trembling voice "excuse me love as your tall could you get something from the top shelf for me".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone came to get me to change electricity suppliers once and ended up bent over at the bottom of my stairs with a pussy full of bbc"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm often approached by women in supermarkets who ask in a trembling voice "excuse me love as your tall could you get something from the top shelf for me"."

Wanton harlots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did meet a girl in B&Q once and was shagging within 2 hours. . Many years ago

Does that count ?

Yes, that is exactly it, how did you get from hellos to shagging within 2 hours?

Well started chatting and then I asked if she fancied a coffee..she agreed...then at the coffee shop we were very tactile and flirty....she then said come back to hers its far more cosey "

High five

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ermmmmmmm it does happen....

Please tell "

Well i was on my way home from London one evening and this Irish guy started chatting to me (I'm a sucker for accents) and we were flirting like mad (probably because I was a bit tipsy) one thing lead to another and we popped to the loos, not my finest hour ever and I wouldn't do it again, probably the most reckless thing I have ever done (thankfully he had the sense to put a jacket on it).

We did swap numbers, but I never heard from him again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thing never happens when I'm in asda

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"I would like to stress this was along time ago!

Shucks!! I was going to ask were you did your weekly shop!

In all fairness it wasn't a supermarket but the basis still applies regardless of the 'where's' x"

Don't know about basis but will happily get down to basics with you, supermarket or not. xxx

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"This thing never happens when I'm in asda "

I've never seen anyone in my Asda with whom I'd want it to happen.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"This thing never happens when I'm in asda "

Try Morrison's. Market St. !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ermmmmmmm it does happen....

Please tell

Well i was on my way home from London one evening and this Irish guy started chatting to me (I'm a sucker for accents) and we were flirting like mad (probably because I was a bit tipsy) one thing lead to another and we popped to the loos, not my finest hour ever and I wouldn't do it again, probably the most reckless thing I have ever done (thankfully he had the sense to put a jacket on it).

We did swap numbers, but I never heard from him again "

Yeah but that's fantastic Nowt wrong with that.Me and one of my mates met 2 girls from Buffalo Joe's on the Quayside in Newcastle and within half hour were banging in a wooded area up the bank.I always remember his phone going off and he had the theme tune to Halloween on it and all I could see was a silhouette of this girl riding his cock.I know this sounds crass but I had this other girl bent over a railing and he said it reminded him of one of them old dodgy metal keyrings where you push the bloke into the woman from behind.What a night !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thing never happens when I'm in asda "

You should try waitrose....a better class of Fuck

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"This thing never happens when I'm in asda

You should try waitrose....a better class of Fuck "

Strongly tempted to change my shopping habits....their can't that many Waitroses around Salisbury...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"I'm often approached by women in supermarkets who ask in a trembling voice "excuse me love as your tall could you get something from the top shelf for me"."

I asked a tall lady that once in a newsagents, she was'nt impressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot to let lust take over just do not think x

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"I'm often approached by women in supermarkets who ask in a trembling voice "excuse me love as your tall could you get something from the top shelf for me".

I asked a tall lady that once in a newsagents, she was'nt impressed. "

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh I would hate to hook up with someone at the supermarket. Not a good look with my hair scraped up and greying underwear

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By *ornyJ30Man
over a year ago

Bath


"I'm often approached by women in supermarkets who ask in a trembling voice "excuse me love as your tall could you get something from the top shelf for me"."

Me too but they're generally over 80!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It does happen and I've experienced it, when out and about. Like an earlier poster, I had a delivery to my home and the guy stayed for some hot fun. He did return other days afterwards, when nothing was delivered but his sexual prowess.

If you want it, fun is out there.

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By *ay_yes_to_pinkyWoman
over a year ago

manchester

Few years ago met a guy on the bus got chatting turned out he lived round the corner wanted to know how I was getting back by bus as the one we were on stopped half way home. He ended up taking me for a drink (slightly tipsy) lots of chatting flirting. Got off the second bus walked to his ended up snogging invited back to my parents house. Fibbed to them he was my bf (they hadn't ever met my then bf) they made him a bed on sofa. Bobs your uncle we were getting frisky on the sofa all within 2 & half hours was the start of a 3 month fb relationship

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I had a meet with a really hot guy on here and we were booked into a hotel and having fun within 30 minutes of first meeting - but we had been messaging each other for a few weeks before hand. Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would struggle to find the link between "could you pass me the sugar" to, "how about a fuck?"....lol I honestly cannot see how that would be possible outside of the swinging environment

"

Same here! In the 'real world' I don't even flirt! I'd be concerned that

A - they may not find me attractive

b - if younger they might just brag to their mates about the old tart they shagged!

C - they might have a wife/girlfriend they're not telling me about!

D - they're looking for a relationship when I'm not!

To me it's just so much more straightforward to stick to fab - where we all know why we're here!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"A friend of mine told me how she bumped into a young man in a supermarket, got chatting and were shagging within the space of about 20 mins! I find it hard to believe?

Is this something anyone has ever done here? Just intrigued....."

No! Just doesn't appeal.

Friend of mine was aghast when I told her I dated from the Internet. (She was thinking eharmony etc). She said I should be careful as all kinds of weirdos just wanting sex.

She then told me about her weekend. A colleague had invited her to his 50th at a local restaurant. She was sat next to the only other single person there. After the meal the night was still young and he invited her back to his.

As far as anyone knew every one said bye at the restaurant. The restaurant was in Streatham. She drove her car and parked it on her dad's drive in Brixton Hill without saying a word and got in the blokes car and he took her to his home in Shepherd Bush, where they shagged all night.

Three hours from table to bed. With all the "weirdos" I've met over the years not once have I been in their car, not let anyone know where I'm going.

Yet I'm the one that needs to be careful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds horrid.

Mechanical, rushed and meaningless.

Empty and cheapening.

I'm a little ray of sunshine, I know....."
hey it doesn't sound good to me either but imagine we could very much be the minority on this one

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I'm often approached by women in supermarkets who ask in a trembling voice "excuse me love as your tall could you get something from the top shelf for me"."

At 5ft, this is often me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a meet with a really hot guy on here and we were booked into a hotel and having fun within 30 minutes of first meeting - but we had been messaging each other for a few weeks before hand. Does that count?"

Noted.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"I had a meet with a really hot guy on here and we were booked into a hotel and having fun within 30 minutes of first meeting - but we had been messaging each other for a few weeks before hand. Does that count?

Noted. "

Actually thinking about it he wasn't the only one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

takes me longer than that to get through the self checkout !!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"takes me longer than that to get through the self checkout !! "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend of mine told me how she bumped into a young man in a supermarket, got chatting and were shagging within the space of about 20 mins! I find it hard to believe?

Is this something anyone has ever done here? Just intrigued....."

Without swinging experiences yes I have it's funny how many vanilla girls say I am not really like this

Last time was I used my best chat up

Line

kissing in less than a minute taxi in 5 mine in 15

Also went on a date she said after 10 minutes let's go to yours and have sex

Women do do it a lot more than they say

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Which supermarket? "

Tesco, ofcourse; every little helps

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I've never had a one night stand in the vanilla world.

I just couldn't imagine what the conversation was to make it happen. 20 mins!

Where did they do it?

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By *ettercallsaul118Man
over a year ago

Funtown

Love spontaneous sex if anyone's on the A74 heading to Newcastle cum say hi lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the shower one day when I heard a knocking at the door,,,,I opened the door,still dripping and soapy with just a towel held in front of me,,,,,there was the most gorgeous policeman to tell me my car windows had been smashed,,,,,he didn't come in and console me but,,,well,I was willing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's an amazing feeling when you meet someone where the sexual charge between you is instant and spontaneous. Its rare and not something you look for but it happens. Unlikely to happen in a supermarket for me though. Even waitrose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in the shower one day when I heard a knocking at the door,,,,I opened the door,still dripping and soapy with just a towel held in front of me,,,,,there was the most gorgeous policeman to tell me my car windows had been smashed,,,,,he didn't come in and console me but,,,well,I was willing.

My truncheon would of been in plain sight if i had been that cop x"

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Sounds horrid.

Mechanical, rushed and meaningless.

Empty and cheapening.

I'm a little ray of sunshine, I know.....

Your photos are stunning. More than a ray of sunshine."

Love it, you can be a miserable bastard ruining everyone's fun but you are hot so it's ok!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds horrid.

Mechanical, rushed and meaningless.

Empty and cheapening.

I'm a little ray of sunshine, I know.....

Your photos are stunning. More than a ray of sunshine.

Love it, you can be a miserable bastard ruining everyone's fun but you are hot so it's ok!!"

I must admit I'm scratching my head at the mechanical and empty comments. Spontaneous sex when you just have to have sex couldn't be further from mechanical and empty! I'd have thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds horrid.

Mechanical, rushed and meaningless.

Empty and cheapening.

I'm a little ray of sunshine, I know.....

Your photos are stunning. More than a ray of sunshine.

Love it, you can be a miserable bastard ruining everyone's fun but you are hot so it's ok!!"

The most miserable bastard. But somehow, my nipples make it all ok!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds horrid.

Mechanical, rushed and meaningless.

Empty and cheapening.

I'm a little ray of sunshine, I know.....

Your photos are stunning. More than a ray of sunshine.

Love it, you can be a miserable bastard ruining everyone's fun but you are hot so it's ok!!

I must admit I'm scratching my head at the mechanical and empty comments. Spontaneous sex when you just have to have sex couldn't be further from mechanical and empty! I'd have thought "

This is true. Spontaneous sex is, indeed, marvellous.

My preference is for it not to be with a stranger, though. I'm attracted to people, not their looks or what's in their trolley.

I realise I'm the weirdo, here, in this respect.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Sounds horrid.

Mechanical, rushed and meaningless.

Empty and cheapening.

I'm a little ray of sunshine, I know.....

Your photos are stunning. More than a ray of sunshine.

Love it, you can be a miserable bastard ruining everyone's fun but you are hot so it's ok!!

The most miserable bastard. But somehow, my nipples make it all ok!"

Dammit my nipples tend to enrage people.

When we get in an argument and I get my nipples out it usually makes things worse. Especially in Sainsburys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds horrid.

Mechanical, rushed and meaningless.

Empty and cheapening.

I'm a little ray of sunshine, I know.....

Your photos are stunning. More than a ray of sunshine.

Love it, you can be a miserable bastard ruining everyone's fun but you are hot so it's ok!!

I must admit I'm scratching my head at the mechanical and empty comments. Spontaneous sex when you just have to have sex couldn't be further from mechanical and empty! I'd have thought

This is true. Spontaneous sex is, indeed, marvellous.

My preference is for it not to be with a stranger, though. I'm attracted to people, not their looks or what's in their trolley.

I realise I'm the weirdo, here, in this respect."

My preference isn't for sex with a stranger either. But i think it a little strange that you have never experienced that sort of attraction that is instant. Not a bad thing but unusual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love spontaneous sex if anyone's on the A74 heading to Newcastle cum say hi lol "

If only you were the opposite sex that would be ace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's an amazing feeling when you meet someone where the sexual charge between you is instant and spontaneous. Its rare and not something you look for but it happens. Unlikely to happen in a supermarket for me though. Even waitrose "

Try Marks and Sparks then or john Lewis food hall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did it happen like this in the food aisles?

He approached her but at first she said 'You butter back off pal'. 'Bitch, peas. I'm just trying to reach the melons'. 'Oooooh, HP Saucey'. Suddenly she's thinking we'd make a great pear.

She was taken back but excited when he declared 'I'd like to berry my sausage in you'. Next thing you know, bang, shagging out by the bins.

When departing he said 'It was great to meat you', 'Yeah, let's ketchup again'.

"

This is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds horrid.

Mechanical, rushed and meaningless.

Empty and cheapening.

I'm a little ray of sunshine, I know.....

Your photos are stunning. More than a ray of sunshine.

Love it, you can be a miserable bastard ruining everyone's fun but you are hot so it's ok!!

The most miserable bastard. But somehow, my nipples make it all ok!

Dammit my nipples tend to enrage people.

When we get in an argument and I get my nipples out it usually makes things worse. Especially in Sainsburys."

Haha! Aggravating Nipples!

Good name for a band....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds horrid.

Mechanical, rushed and meaningless.

Empty and cheapening.

I'm a little ray of sunshine, I know.....

Your photos are stunning. More than a ray of sunshine.

Love it, you can be a miserable bastard ruining everyone's fun but you are hot so it's ok!!

The most miserable bastard. But somehow, my nipples make it all ok!

Dammit my nipples tend to enrage people.

When we get in an argument and I get my nipples out it usually makes things worse. Especially in Sainsburys.

Haha! Aggravating Nipples!

Good name for a band...."

Their first release will be lactation nation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds horrid.

Mechanical, rushed and meaningless.

Empty and cheapening.

I'm a little ray of sunshine, I know.....

Your photos are stunning. More than a ray of sunshine.

Love it, you can be a miserable bastard ruining everyone's fun but you are hot so it's ok!!

I must admit I'm scratching my head at the mechanical and empty comments. Spontaneous sex when you just have to have sex couldn't be further from mechanical and empty! I'd have thought

This is true. Spontaneous sex is, indeed, marvellous.

My preference is for it not to be with a stranger, though. I'm attracted to people, not their looks or what's in their trolley.

I realise I'm the weirdo, here, in this respect.

My preference isn't for sex with a stranger either. But i think it a little strange that you have never experienced that sort of attraction that is instant. Not a bad thing but unusual."

I WISH I could. I'd love to have amazing, hot sex with strangers. Attraction is something complex, that takes longer, for me.

Like Delayed Ejaculation, I suffer from Delayed Attraction.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds horrid.

Mechanical, rushed and meaningless.

Empty and cheapening.

I'm a little ray of sunshine, I know.....

Your photos are stunning. More than a ray of sunshine.

Love it, you can be a miserable bastard ruining everyone's fun but you are hot so it's ok!!

The most miserable bastard. But somehow, my nipples make it all ok!

Dammit my nipples tend to enrage people.

When we get in an argument and I get my nipples out it usually makes things worse. Especially in Sainsburys.

Haha! Aggravating Nipples!

Good name for a band....

Their first release will be lactation nation"

Songs?

Thanks for the Mammaries?

There's No Udder Way?

Simply the Breast?

Sorry.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did meet a girl in B&Q once and was shagging within 2 hours. . Many years ago

Does that count ?

Yes, that is exactly it, how did you get from hellos to shagging within 2 hours?"
it's

It's very easy. You say hello then after a short bit of random chit chat, ask if he's single then proceed to ask if he wants to meet up shortly. Hey presto instant sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend of mine told me how she bumped into a young man in a supermarket, got chatting and were shagging within the space of about 20 mins! I find it hard to believe?

Is this something anyone has ever done here? Just intrigued....."

I've done this at a concert once, but that's an easy place to pull, doubt I'd manage in a supermarket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a meet with a really hot guy on here and we were booked into a hotel and having fun within 30 minutes of first meeting - but we had been messaging each other for a few weeks before hand. Does that count?

Noted.

Actually thinking about it he wasn't the only one!"

Tart.

Me, jealous? Nooooooooooo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds horrid.

Mechanical, rushed and meaningless.

Empty and cheapening.

I'm a little ray of sunshine, I know.....

Your photos are stunning. More than a ray of sunshine.

Love it, you can be a miserable bastard ruining everyone's fun but you are hot so it's ok!!

The most miserable bastard. But somehow, my nipples make it all ok!

Dammit my nipples tend to enrage people.

When we get in an argument and I get my nipples out it usually makes things worse. Especially in Sainsburys.

Haha! Aggravating Nipples!

Good name for a band....

Their first release will be lactation nation

Songs?

Thanks for the Mammaries?

There's No Udder Way?

Simply the Breast?

Sorry....."

You forgot ' Boobie wonderland',

'Yes sir I can Boobie'

'Tits raining in my heart!'

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By *itSamCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Someone came to get me to change electricity suppliers once and ended up bent over at the bottom of my stairs with a pussy full of bbc"

Don't you mean tv suppliers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did similar but night club and we were both d*unk. She was in her 40's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck this I'm heading to the supermarket..should i hold out to black Friday in the hope of a gang bang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck this I'm heading to the supermarket..should i hold out to black Friday in the hope of a gang bang."

Hold off until the christmas sales kick in

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

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"I had a meet with a really hot guy on here and we were booked into a hotel and having fun within 30 minutes of first meeting - but we had been messaging each other for a few weeks before hand. Does that count?

Noted.

Actually thinking about it he wasn't the only one!

Tart.

Me, jealous? Nooooooooooo. "

Well it could be you lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a meet with a really hot guy on here and we were booked into a hotel and having fun within 30 minutes of first meeting - but we had been messaging each other for a few weeks before hand. Does that count?

Noted.

Actually thinking about it he wasn't the only one!

Tart.

Me, jealous? Nooooooooooo.

Well it could be you lol xx"

Whoop whoop whoop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I was leaving the gents in a rock and metal club I got grabbed and dragged into the ladies by a random and fucked her. He he.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend of mine told me how she bumped into a young man in a supermarket, got chatting and were shagging within the space of about 20 mins! I find it hard to believe?

Is this something anyone has ever done here? Just intrigued....."

To meet someone where there's an instant attraction, an intense desire, a burning hot passion, pure unadulterated all consuming lust, blood boiling, heart pounding, got to be sated, wanton, abandoned, need.

It's the stuff of dreams.....

A chap can but hope.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"A friend of mine told me how she bumped into a young man in a supermarket, got chatting and were shagging within the space of about 20 mins! I find it hard to believe?

Is this something anyone has ever done here? Just intrigued.....

To meet someone where there's an instant attraction, an intense desire, a burning hot passion, pure unadulterated all consuming lust, blood boiling, heart pounding, got to be sated, wanton, abandoned, need.

It's the stuff of dreams.....

A chap can but hope. "

But you haven't met me yet lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm often approached by women in supermarkets who ask in a trembling voice "excuse me love as your tall could you get something from the top shelf for me".

I asked a tall lady that once in a newsagents, she was'nt impressed. "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend of mine told me how she bumped into a young man in a supermarket, got chatting and were shagging within the space of about 20 mins! I find it hard to believe?

Is this something anyone has ever done here? Just intrigued.....

To meet someone where there's an instant attraction, an intense desire, a burning hot passion, pure unadulterated all consuming lust, blood boiling, heart pounding, got to be sated, wanton, abandoned, need.

It's the stuff of dreams.....

A chap can but hope.

But you haven't met me yet lol xx"

Yet........

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