FabSwingers.com forum: Things you don't want to hear (game)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

During sex

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a poo

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

That looks like a cock only much much smaller.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is that it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are the googly eyes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell your mum to pop in next.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh shit it's stuck !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that wash fucking pointless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that wash fucking pointless"

Was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uhhh ohhh... where am i? Who are you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hear an echo

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Mum?!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Where's it gone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's in I'm cumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend over so i can see the tv

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's not lube it's glue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a green discharge normal?

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

You don't want to do it like that, you want to do it like this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's not lube it's glue

Seems that my cock is stuck inside you must be that glue

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

My previous fuck was much bigger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's not lube it's glue

Seems that my cock is stuck inside you must be that glue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your name again ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I feel sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on for just one minute, I need to take another rohipnol..!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I'm going to make you cum so hard

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*That's* not my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ewww you fucking stink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you just pass me my rash cream first...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I haven't cum, it's std seepage

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I haven't cum, it's std seepage "
....but mouthwash will sort it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you bite my toenails off while you're down there please love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you done this before?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't cum, it's std seepage "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your fanny supposed to smell of cheese and what the fuck are those

Red and yellow spots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As he hurriedly disrobes "Have to be quick,my wife is in labour".

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"As he hurriedly disrobes "Have to be quick,my wife is in labour"."

Don't worry, I'm a Tory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mind if my son watches do you, he missed his sex ed classes at school?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was amazing! Didnt imagine thinking of your sister would make that much of a difference!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"That was amazing! Didnt imagine thinking of your sister would make that much of a difference!"

It's me Mam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As he hurriedly disrobes "Have to be quick,my wife is in labour".

Don't worry, I'm a Tory. "

That's worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helllooooo is it me your looking for...... i can see it in your eyes....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can my dog join in ?

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By *otty69Couple
over a year ago

bedford

The sound of the door opening

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By *laire4UWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I can't get hard sorry love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't get hard sorry love

I can but not with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes yes fuck me hard, push my piles in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no its not premature ejaculation I'm just incontinent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes yes fuck me hard, push my piles in

With your tongue!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've only got ten minutes, mind if I eat my sandwich while you blow me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aahhh yes come in ohh my brother he's upstairs

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By *laire4UWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I swear I had a shower half an hour ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your brown eye just spat at me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only way im cumming is in your sisters arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes yes fuck me hard, push my piles in

"
Pmsl

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By *laire4UWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Right that's me done and cum, got to go now and catch the football on telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck what if your father catches us..... dont worry he can join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peppa pig theme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I keep your Tammy as a souvenir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a poo

That could work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right that's me done and cum, got to go now and catch the football on telly

Sabrina hears this from me every Sunday afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think your brown eye just spat at me!"

mmmm.... sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god oh god oh god

Im cumming im cumming im cumming

Can you get rid of that fucking parrot

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

We have to be quiet so we don't wake up Mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During sex

Mrs x

Oh fuck. The condoms come off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ahh look how teeny weeny it is, so cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this sex and your still hungry for more....... ok i will go to the shop for another bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The things we do for a bet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Feed my greedy pussy

There's a can of whiskas in the drawer..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop poking my bum (while giving oral)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you said you don't bite I never expected you to take your teeth out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure this is nutella

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you said you don't bite I never expected you to take your teeth out

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By *huckzMan
over a year ago

spalding

Can we watch loose women whilst we fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As he hurriedly disrobes "Have to be quick,my wife is in labour".

Don't worry, I'm a Tory. "

hahaha made me giggle

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Yes! Yes!yes!YES! He scored.

(it wasn't a hearing aid, it was wireless technology)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That'll be £300.00 plus VAT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say my name.... heisenberg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That'll be £300.00 plus VAT.

Bit on the cheap side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That'll be £300.00 plus VAT.

Bit on the cheap side

Really?How much do they earn then?

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

That's not how your sister used to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That'll be £300.00 plus VAT.

Bit on the cheap side

Really?How much do they earn then?

I have no idea but as its a things you dont want to hear thread thought i would try and get you bit extra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That'll be £300.00 plus VAT.

Bit on the cheap side

Really?How much do they earn then?

I have no idea but as its a things you dont want to hear thread thought i would try and get you bit extra

Well you see it depends on what I would have to do in order to have new windows put in my house.Do you think you could up it to about £1000.00 if I promise to make them a nice cup of tea?

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

Silence .....xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That'll be £300.00 plus VAT.

Bit on the cheap side

Really?How much do they earn then?

I have no idea but as its a things you dont want to hear thread thought i would try and get you bit extra

Well you see it depends on what I would have to do in order to have new windows put in my house.Do you think you could up it to about £1000.00 if I promise to make them a nice cup of tea?

Now your talking. Windows are expensive but if you do 1 a night and with a cup of tea should have them in no time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That'll be £300.00 plus VAT.

Bit on the cheap side

Really?How much do they earn then?

I have no idea but as its a things you dont want to hear thread thought i would try and get you bit extra

Well you see it depends on what I would have to do in order to have new windows put in my house.Do you think you could up it to about £1000.00 if I promise to make them a nice cup of tea?

Now your talking. Windows are expensive but if you do 1 a night and with a cup of tea should have them in no time "

In that case i'll go and put kettle on!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your brother's better in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snoring... Zzzz...

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

This is like throwing a sausage up an alleyway....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on a sec, let me find him

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Are you done yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your cock is much bigger than your brothers

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By *laire4UWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Excuse me love but of been something I ate earlier

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm pregnant, you're the father and I'm gonna kill all three of us!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No that's not a photo of my husband, that's me before my sex change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was quick

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Husband has come home early

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Your brother was so much better at this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room service...

followed by a key in the door!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....in a prison!!

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