FabSwingers.com forum: Industry acronyms and their Fab meaning.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok, so I'm bored at work, what can I say....

ACoP. Approved Code of Practice. Profile Preferences.

ACP. Advisory Committee on Packaging. Not barebacking.

BAT (NEEC) Best Available Technique (Not Entailing Excessive Costs) A cheap date.

BCS. Batteries Compliance Scheme. Check batteries before play to avoid disappointment.

BMW. Biodegradable Municipal Waste. Black man’s winkle.

BOO. Build Own Operate. Have a wank.

BOT. Build Operate Transfer. Have a wank and give a facial.

BPPO. Best Practicable Planning Option. Let’s arrange a meet. Usually said more in hope than expectation.

BVPI. Best Value Performance Indicator. Page one of the hotlist.

BVPP. Best Value Performance Plan. How to get a meet with page one of the hotlist.

CAVE. Citizens Against Virtually Everything. Can be found in the Forums, expressing their “opinion”.

CCT. Compulsory Competitive Tendering. A well written profile with high quality photographs.

COMAH. Control of Major Accident Hazards. Pop it in a bag chaps.

COSHH. Control of Substances Hazardous to Health. I told you once already!!!!!!!! Pop it in a bag chaps.

CPA. Comprehensive Performance Assessment. A verification.

CV. Calorific Value. Frequently suggested reason to justify a facial.

DCF. Designated Collection Facility. A greedy girl meet.

DTS. Distributor Takeback Scheme. Snowballing.

FAPP. Fit And Proper Person. Gold/Silver member, photo verified, with meets and verifications.

FEL. Front End Loader. Likes missionary position.

FPN. Fixed Penalty Notice. A block.

GIS. Geographical Information System. How far away are you?

HIPS. High Impact Polystyrene. Women with curves.

LOLER. Lifting Operations and Lifting Equipment Regulations 1998. One who LOL’s.

MCERTS. Monitoring Certification Scheme. An all clear from the local clinic.

MCDA. Multi Criteria Decision Analysis. Who to contact first on my hotlist?

NCV. Net Calorific Value. The overall benefit from a Bukkake meet.

NIMBY. Not In My Back-Yard. Won’t do anal.

NOF. New Opportunities Fund. New Fab member.

PAMS. Periodicals and Magazines. “Research” literature.

PAS. Publicly Available Specification. Likes a gang bang.

PFI. Private Finance Initiative. Will put out for cash.

PP. Proximity Principle. How close you are allowed to get to a couple at a club.

PPE. Personal Protective Equipment. A mackintosh. (Not a computer)

PPS. Planning Policy Statement. Establishing what goes where for an MMMF.

RCE. Regional Centre of Excellence. A local hottie with great verifications.

REL. Rear End Loader. Will do anal.

RGN. Regulatory Guidance Note. Profile preferences.

RoRo. Roll-on Roll-off. An unenthusiastic lover.

SIG. Special Interest Group. Says it all really.

SNIFFER. Scotland and Northern Ireland Forum for Environmental Research. A member of a special interest group.

UEEE. Used Electrical and Electronic Equipment. Second hand toys, one careful owner.

WTF. Waste Transfer Facility. An exclamation, usually in response to an "odd" forum post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, so I'm bored at work, what can I say....

ACoP. Approved Code of Practice. Profile Preferences.

ACP. Advisory Committee on Packaging. Not barebacking.

BAT (NEEC) Best Available Technique (Not Entailing Excessive Costs) A cheap date.

BCS. Batteries Compliance Scheme. Check batteries before play to avoid disappointment.

BMW. Biodegradable Municipal Waste. Black man’s winkle.

BOO. Build Own Operate. Have a wank.

BOT. Build Operate Transfer. Have a wank and give a facial.

BPPO. Best Practicable Planning Option. Let’s arrange a meet. Usually said more in hope than expectation.

BVPI. Best Value Performance Indicator. Page one of the hotlist.

BVPP. Best Value Performance Plan. How to get a meet with page one of the hotlist.

CAVE. Citizens Against Virtually Everything. Can be found in the Forums, expressing their “opinion”.

CCT. Compulsory Competitive Tendering. A well written profile with high quality photographs.

COMAH. Control of Major Accident Hazards. Pop it in a bag chaps.

COSHH. Control of Substances Hazardous to Health. I told you once already!!!!!!!! Pop it in a bag chaps.

CPA. Comprehensive Performance Assessment. A verification.

CV. Calorific Value. Frequently suggested reason to justify a facial.

DCF. Designated Collection Facility. A greedy girl meet.

DTS. Distributor Takeback Scheme. Snowballing.

FAPP. Fit And Proper Person. Gold/Silver member, photo verified, with meets and verifications.

FEL. Front End Loader. Likes missionary position.

FPN. Fixed Penalty Notice. A block.

GIS. Geographical Information System. How far away are you?

HIPS. High Impact Polystyrene. Women with curves.

LOLER. Lifting Operations and Lifting Equipment Regulations 1998. One who LOL’s.

MCERTS. Monitoring Certification Scheme. An all clear from the local clinic.

MCDA. Multi Criteria Decision Analysis. Who to contact first on my hotlist?

NCV. Net Calorific Value. The overall benefit from a Bukkake meet.

NIMBY. Not In My Back-Yard. Won’t do anal.

NOF. New Opportunities Fund. New Fab member.

PAMS. Periodicals and Magazines. “Research” literature.

PAS. Publicly Available Specification. Likes a gang bang.

PFI. Private Finance Initiative. Will put out for cash.

PP. Proximity Principle. How close you are allowed to get to a couple at a club.

PPE. Personal Protective Equipment. A mackintosh. (Not a computer)

PPS. Planning Policy Statement. Establishing what goes where for an MMMF.

RCE. Regional Centre of Excellence. A local hottie with great verifications.

REL. Rear End Loader. Will do anal.

RGN. Regulatory Guidance Note. Profile preferences.

RoRo. Roll-on Roll-off. An unenthusiastic lover.

SIG. Special Interest Group. Says it all really.

SNIFFER. Scotland and Northern Ireland Forum for Environmental Research. A member of a special interest group.

UEEE. Used Electrical and Electronic Equipment. Second hand toys, one careful owner.

WTF. Waste Transfer Facility. An exclamation, usually in response to an "odd" forum post."

Very good and I must say some if it pretty amusing.

But would it be safe to say you don't find your work highly challenging???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GCV - Gross Calorific Value.

Hideous but you'd still jizz on her face.

It interests me that you use CV results at work. What do you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My guess is something to do with waste management and recycling. Do you sell some of the waste as 'biomass'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok, so I'm bored at work, what can I say....

ACoP. Approved Code of Practice. Profile Preferences.

ACP. Advisory Committee on Packaging. Not barebacking.

BAT (NEEC) Best Available Technique (Not Entailing Excessive Costs) A cheap date.

BCS. Batteries Compliance Scheme. Check batteries before play to avoid disappointment.

BMW. Biodegradable Municipal Waste. Black man’s winkle.

BOO. Build Own Operate. Have a wank.

BOT. Build Operate Transfer. Have a wank and give a facial.

BPPO. Best Practicable Planning Option. Let’s arrange a meet. Usually said more in hope than expectation.

BVPI. Best Value Performance Indicator. Page one of the hotlist.

BVPP. Best Value Performance Plan. How to get a meet with page one of the hotlist.

CAVE. Citizens Against Virtually Everything. Can be found in the Forums, expressing their “opinion”.

CCT. Compulsory Competitive Tendering. A well written profile with high quality photographs.

COMAH. Control of Major Accident Hazards. Pop it in a bag chaps.

COSHH. Control of Substances Hazardous to Health. I told you once already!!!!!!!! Pop it in a bag chaps.

CPA. Comprehensive Performance Assessment. A verification.

CV. Calorific Value. Frequently suggested reason to justify a facial.

DCF. Designated Collection Facility. A greedy girl meet.

DTS. Distributor Takeback Scheme. Snowballing.

FAPP. Fit And Proper Person. Gold/Silver member, photo verified, with meets and verifications.

FEL. Front End Loader. Likes missionary position.

FPN. Fixed Penalty Notice. A block.

GIS. Geographical Information System. How far away are you?

HIPS. High Impact Polystyrene. Women with curves.

LOLER. Lifting Operations and Lifting Equipment Regulations 1998. One who LOL’s.

MCERTS. Monitoring Certification Scheme. An all clear from the local clinic.

MCDA. Multi Criteria Decision Analysis. Who to contact first on my hotlist?

NCV. Net Calorific Value. The overall benefit from a Bukkake meet.

NIMBY. Not In My Back-Yard. Won’t do anal.

NOF. New Opportunities Fund. New Fab member.

PAMS. Periodicals and Magazines. “Research” literature.

PAS. Publicly Available Specification. Likes a gang bang.

PFI. Private Finance Initiative. Will put out for cash.

PP. Proximity Principle. How close you are allowed to get to a couple at a club.

PPE. Personal Protective Equipment. A mackintosh. (Not a computer)

PPS. Planning Policy Statement. Establishing what goes where for an MMMF.

RCE. Regional Centre of Excellence. A local hottie with great verifications.

REL. Rear End Loader. Will do anal.

RGN. Regulatory Guidance Note. Profile preferences.

RoRo. Roll-on Roll-off. An unenthusiastic lover.

SIG. Special Interest Group. Says it all really.

SNIFFER. Scotland and Northern Ireland Forum for Environmental Research. A member of a special interest group.

UEEE. Used Electrical and Electronic Equipment. Second hand toys, one careful owner.

WTF. Waste Transfer Facility. An exclamation, usually in response to an "odd" forum post.

Very good and I must say some if it pretty amusing.

But would it be safe to say you don't find your work highly challenging???

Under normal circumstances very challenging.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My guess is something to do with waste management and recycling. Do you sell some of the waste as 'biomass'? "

Not working in that sector. A report crossed my desk and bored me stupid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh right.

My job is to ascertain the GCV and NCV of materials. A lot more besides, but that's part of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahhh right.

My job is to ascertain the GCV and NCV of materials. A lot more besides, but that's part of it. "

GCV and NCV? You know I've got to go back to that report now don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhh right.

My job is to ascertain the GCV and NCV of materials. A lot more besides, but that's part of it.

GCV and NCV? You know I've got to go back to that report now don't you?

Yup... i can only wish it meant blow jobs and bukkake though lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahhh right.

My job is to ascertain the GCV and NCV of materials. A lot more besides, but that's part of it.

GCV and NCV? You know I've got to go back to that report now don't you?

Yup... i can only wish it meant blow jobs and bukkake though lol "

That's my kind of speciation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OTP - Open training programme (open those pins)

JS - Java Script (Jizz Special)

SB - Story Board (Squidgy Bum)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OTP - Open training programme (open those pins)

JS - Java Script (Jizz Special)

SB - Story Board (Squidgy Bum)

Company presentations will never be the same.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

This is quality work, OP - I'm quite tempted to set up a separate profile using your acronyms, just to see if anyone will get it!

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

BOM: Bill of Material - Cost of all the bed linen ruined after hotel meet when J had soaked the bed

MRP: Material Resource Planning - Ensuring there is sufficient towels on the bed

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By *ark CharmerMan
over a year ago

Horsham

Cracked me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is quality work, OP - I'm quite tempted to set up a separate profile using your acronyms, just to see if anyone will get it!

DO IT!!!!!!!!!

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"This is quality work, OP - I'm quite tempted to set up a separate profile using your acronyms, just to see if anyone will get it!

DO IT!!!!!!!!!

"Challenge...accepted!"

Will PM you from it to see what you think...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is quality work, OP - I'm quite tempted to set up a separate profile using your acronyms, just to see if anyone will get it!

DO IT!!!!!!!!!

"Challenge...accepted!"

Will PM you from it to see what you think...

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Really funny...being bored at work can indeed produce results! Thanks for a good read

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

CATNIP. Cheapest available technology not involving prosecution.

CATNAP. Cheapest available technology narrowly avoiding prosecution.

SNAFU. Situations normal, all fucked up.

Don't ask my industry sector, you'll all crap yourselves.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VLE VIRTUAL LEARNING ENVIROMENT (very lumpy ejaculation)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow you really were bored

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

WTF. Waste Transfer Facility. An exclamation, usually in response to an "odd" forum post."

Thought this might be for watersports or scat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

WTF. Waste Transfer Facility. An exclamation, usually in response to an "odd" forum post.

Thought this might be for watersports or scat

I don't think like that, I'm a good clean living chap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"VLE VIRTUAL LEARNING ENVIROMENT (very lumpy ejaculation)

Is there a backstory there somewhere?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"VLE VIRTUAL LEARNING ENVIROMENT (very lumpy ejaculation)

Is there a backstory there somewhere?

oh god i hope not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"VLE VIRTUAL LEARNING ENVIROMENT (very lumpy ejaculation)

Is there a backstory there somewhere?

oh god i hope not

If there's not we'll just have to use our imagination.....

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