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"Pierce film in several places" it said.
Never done this before but I actually stabbed my finger. Blood & everything. It hurts  | |||
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Sure you'll live. Wrap a plaster, or failing that a cloth, tightly around the finger. It'll stop.
Where/how deep? | |||
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"Not eaten since about 12 today. Just got back from a social meet so decided to have a gluten & dairy free ping meal. Whooopeee I hear you say
"Pierce film in several places" it said.
Never done this before but I actually stabbed my finger. Blood & everything. It hurts "Hope it heals fast lovely | |||
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"Where/how deep?" On the first finger of my left hand, below the knuckle. Deep enough to have a fork prong shaped set of holes in it  | |||
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This is why I don't cook...
-Courtney"I didn't think I was with a ping meal  | |||
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"Fingers, film, it's an easy mistake to make :p" That's true | |||
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This is why I don't cook...
-Courtney
I didn't think I was with a ping meal "Counts as cooking in my world. 
-Courtney | |||
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This is why I don't cook...
-Courtney
I didn't think I was with a ping meal
Counts as cooking in my world.
-Courtney"Ahhh  | |||
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"Not eaten since about 12 today. Just got back from a social meet so decided to have a gluten & dairy free ping meal. Whooopeee I hear you say
"Pierce film in several places" it said.
Never done this before but I actually stabbed my finger. Blood & everything. It hurts "Yeah I was once cutting the top off a coconut while watching football. Lost concentration, dropped the knife, where it just sliced the skin next to my ankle... The pressure the blood was under shot is across the room, like in a samurai movie, I had to hold my hand on it and keep it under pressure, while I got a taxi to the hospital! It never hurt in the slightest, but the blood just kept flowing! | |||
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"I'm more surprised that I did such a stupid thing. Thank you my friends "It's not a stupid thing, your targeting sensors are faulty because I lied about what six inches is  | |||
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"Where/how deep? On the first finger of my left hand, below the knuckle. Deep enough to have a fork prong shaped set of holes in it "Now this is where you went wrong, you should have used a sharp knife  | |||
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This is why I don't cook...
-Courtney
I didn't think I was with a ping meal
Counts as cooking in my world.
-Courtney
Ahhh "Yes, Courtney is not allowed in the kitchen as being a vegetarian, the addition of her fingers to a meal might stop her superhuman powers | |||
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"Not eaten since about 12 today. Just got back from a social meet so decided to have a gluten & dairy free ping meal. Whooopeee I hear you say
"Pierce film in several places" it said.
Never done this before but I actually stabbed my finger. Blood & everything. It hurts "I saw this and thought of Flashy on saturday night.....but he wouldn't let me play with his knife  | |||
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"Yeah I was once cutting the top off a coconut while watching football. Lost concentration, dropped the knife, where it just sliced the skin next to my ankle... The pressure the blood was under shot is across the room, like in a samurai movie, I had to hold my hand on it and keep it under pressure, while I got a taxi to the hospital! It never hurt in the slightest, but the blood just kept flowing! " Ouch | |||
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This is why I don't cook...
-Courtney"only because you would get burnt fingers from burning stuff inside oven, as well as stabbed fingers from opening the packages | |||
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"I'm more surprised that I did such a stupid thing. Thank you my friends
It's not a stupid thing, your targeting sensors are faulty because I lied about what six inches is "You did too  | |||
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"Now this is where you went wrong, you should have used a sharp knife "You are correct. And I have some super sharp knifes and eff off chef knives too | |||
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"Not eaten since about 12 today. Just got back from a social meet so decided to have a gluten & dairy free ping meal. Whooopeee I hear you say
"Pierce film in several places" it said.
Never done this before but I actually stabbed my finger. Blood & everything. It hurts "Sucking said bloodied finger is gluten and dairy free | |||
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"Ouch *hugs* that's the sort of bat shit crazy I normally do "Thank you, I tend not to so it's more of a 'shock' to me | |||
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"Sucking said bloodied finger is gluten and dairy free "It certainly is | |||
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"Rub a little vinegar into the cut........ "Evil | |||
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This is why I don't cook...
-Courtney
I didn't think I was with a ping meal
Counts as cooking in my world.
-Courtney
Ahhh
Yes, Courtney is not allowed in the kitchen as being a vegetarian, the addition of her fingers to a meal might stop her superhuman powers" | |||
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"Not eaten since about 12 today. Just got back from a social meet so decided to have a gluten & dairy free ping meal. Whooopeee I hear you say
"Pierce film in several places" it said.
Never done this before but I actually stabbed my finger. Blood & everything. It hurts "Under docs orders myself..fad diets are to quote him "bolacks" Don't eat carbs and ensure a good breakfast of high fibre..porridge best.then lots of veg/fruit but not pineapple and then lots of protein such as chicken..worked for me | |||
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"I'm more surprised that I did such a stupid thing. Thank you my friends
It's not a stupid thing, your targeting sensors are faulty because I lied about what six inches is
You did too "And I thought I was innocent until proven guilty   | |||
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Hope your ok? Lol | |||
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"Not eaten since about 12 today. Just got back from a social meet so decided to have a gluten & dairy free ping meal. Whooopeee I hear you say
"Pierce film in several places" it said.
Never done this before but I actually stabbed my finger. Blood & everything. It hurts "Yes yes yes, hurt pain blood ouch aghh eek. But what were you cooking, that's what we all want to know? | |||
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"Rub a little vinegar into the cut........ "Salt or chili powder heals faster than vinegar | |||
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"Don't eat carbs and ensure a good breakfast of high fibre..porridge best.then lots of veg/fruit but not pineapple and then lots of protein such as chicken..worked for me "That stopped you stabbing yourself? | |||
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"And I thought I was innocent until proven guilty "Other way round for you | |||
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"Yes yes yes, hurt pain blood ouch aghh eek. But what were you cooking, that's what we all want to know?" A gluten & dairy free lasagne  | |||
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"Rub a little vinegar into the cut........
Salt or chili powder heals faster than vinegar " | |||
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"I've stopped piercing the film and just peeling off a corner. Much less messy and works just as well" Now that is clever | |||
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"wash the blood away gently then proceed to clean away and dry the water and remaining blood... proceed to putting on some dettol or savlon then proceed in putting on a plaster." The bleeding stopped quite quickly using kitchn towel. It was nearest to hand | |||
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"Don't eat carbs and ensure a good breakfast of high fibre..porridge best.then lots of veg/fruit but not pineapple and then lots of protein such as chicken..worked for me
That stopped you stabbing yourself? "No..but eating well means you don't have to stab polythene cover before slapping it in the microwave | |||
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" The bleeding stopped quite quickly using kitchn towel. It was nearest to hand "good, for future references then try not to stab yourself and take safer precautions... easier said then done I know but sometimes it's better to be safe then sorry | |||
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"No..but eating well means you don't have to stab polythene cover before slapping it in the microwave "And how often do I eat ping meals? | |||
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" good, for future references then try not to stab yourself and take safer precautions... easier said then done I know but sometimes it's better to be safe then sorry" Seriously I will not be wanting to do this again  | |||
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"And I thought I was innocent until proven guilty
Other way round for you "Ah, I'm just a mistermistermac, you're the kinkyminx, I suggest you led me astray | |||
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"Ah, I'm just a mistermistermac, you're the kinkyminx, I suggest you led me astray "I think not | |||
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"Ah, I'm just a mistermistermac, you're the kinkyminx, I suggest you led me astray
I think not "Yeah, I took another look at my profile pic and realised I'm not convincing anyone lol | |||
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"Ah, I'm just a mistermistermac, you're the kinkyminx, I suggest you led me astray
I think not
Yeah, I took another look at my profile pic and realised I'm not convincing anyone lol "Exactly | |||
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"What is it they say about a big % of accidents happening in the home? " They may be correct | |||
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"Ah, I'm just a mistermistermac, you're the kinkyminx, I suggest you led me astray
I think not
Yeah, I took another look at my profile pic and realised I'm not convincing anyone lol
Exactly "And parents tell kids not to play with their food | |||
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"And parents tell kids not to play with their food "Wasn't playing, just mutilating myself. A little. | |||
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"Ouch *hugs* that's the sort of bat shit crazy I normally do
Thank you, I tend not to so it's more of a 'shock' to me "It's always a shock I'm that clumsy. I cut the top of a finger off with a normal butter knife one Christmas eve... Luckily it was hanging on enough to be reattached  | |||
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"And parents tell kids not to play with their food
Wasn't playing, just mutilating myself. A little.
"You know blood isn't red sauce right? | |||
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"I'm more surprised that I did such a stupid thing. Thank you my friends "hey it adds taste to ready meal hehe xx | |||
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"It's always a shock I'm that clumsy. I cut the top of a finger off with a normal butter knife one Christmas eve... Luckily it was hanging on enough to be reattached "OMG poor you  | |||
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"You know blood isn't red sauce right? "You know I don't eat red sauce right | |||
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"I've stopped piercing the film and just peeling off a corner. Much less messy and works just as well" Rule breaking cheater. | |||
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"I find giving it a hard suck will work." I think that actually increases blood flow and accelerates swelling. | |||
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"I find giving it a hard suck will work. I think that actually increases blood flow and accelerates swelling. "Feels good though...... | |||
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"It's always a shock I'm that clumsy. I cut the top of a finger off with a normal butter knife one Christmas eve... Luckily it was hanging on enough to be reattached
OMG poor you "Butter knife though --- skills | |||
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"Sorry but piercing the lid of an appetising ready meal isn't the most daunting task I shudder to think what might happen with my flies "I can open them without a fork | |||
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"I find giving it a hard suck will work. I think that actually increases blood flow and accelerates swelling.
Feels good though......"Searches memory bank.......... Nope, I got nothing. | |||
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