FabSwingers.com forum: What was the last thing you said out loud & to who?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No darling, cats don't eat soup.... do I really have to show you that it's soup?!" - to my mum's cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck that's nice..to a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry

To the guy whose foot I stood on on the train.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless cats count...in which case fuck knows what bollocks I've been spouting since I came home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes. To my grandson who showed me how good my Dragon City is now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You clumsy twat

To myself after stubbing my toe on the coffee table for the third time today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shouted "Fuck off"..to my PC screen when my spreadsheet didn't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You Fucking blind twat" at the referee in yesterdays Celtic game

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Do you want the last piece of pizza" to my 6 year old who has had 3/4s of it already...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See ya tomorrow guys! To colleagues at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WANKER ! To the goon that pulled out on me on way home

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Are you fucking happy now? To my cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Oh fuck" as I went over on my ankle in the hotel bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU CUNT, LOOK WHERE YOU'RE FUCKING GOING YOU NEARLY HIT ME YOU PRICK"

Said to the bloke who failed to see me cycle past him this morning as he pulled out a side street as I rode to the shops.

Luckily missed me but I had a bit of a rage moment as it was like mm close that he didn't knock me off

Was in a bad mood anyway as I got in from work this morning and realised I'd ran out of bacon hence visit to shops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read myself the riot act while training earlier, the air was blue

. Good for motivation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bye to a social Fab meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you

To a cash machine.

What can I say, I am naturally polite.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"You're the only man I trust"

To my dog, Huxley

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Fucking death claws.. Playing fallout 4 just before my son came back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Hello' to my ex husband when I just answered the phone to him.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 09/11/15 18:19:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow that was fast," to my son who'd wolfed down his dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you

To a cash machine.

What can I say, I am naturally polite. "

I like this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I think she's being a bit selfish so fuck her!

About my friend to my mum over a holiday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi ya black n white shit pot they were mummy treats not Floydy dog treats to my biccy nicking pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmm he's good looking" I said out loud to myself when looking at a profile of a guy who fabbed my pic!

I often talk out loud to myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It wasn't me, drop dead Fred did it" to the little people.

Mrs

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Munchkin, you haven't eaten today, you need to feed your brain. Said to my 24 year old who has been working on her doctorate all day and not ventured near the kitchen!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Unless cats count...in which case fuck knows what bollocks I've been spouting since I came home. "

I'm glad the question was asked before I got home.

I said thank you to the man in Tescos and to the bus driver and before that I got a telling off from the night girls at work so I had to defend not wearing a coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just get on and eat your dinner without arguing, to the kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic timing this thread...."it's dribbled all down your chin" to my husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hello you lovely little loony" to the dog

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"If Russia do get banned it'll change the face of sport" to Mr N.

What shocked me was although it was only seconds ago I had to think really hard to recall what I'd said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said "Wonderful" to my husband about half hour ago, when he came in from work and said alright?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had that specially made- just for you xx

To my daughter about a wooden jigsaw name puzzle- just now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers treacle , cheerio.

To my last punter.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"It doesn't wanna go label down"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you tommorow to my colleague 3 hours ago...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between the long stuff and the shapes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OH FOR F**K SAKES! WILL YOU ACTUALLY F**K OFF YOU F**KING C**T!!!!

To my computer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder how I can display my cooking on fab

To myself 10 seconds before I picked up my phone

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Are you fucking happy now? To my cat

Bearing in mind he does go out of his way to piss me off and I was trying to be nice and clear some space for him on the sofa. Only for him to pretend to bite my hand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nanny loves you my little smiler, na night. To my granddaughter on the phone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boys!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fancy a cup of tea?...put the kettle on please ... to my daughter

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ok mate, I'll see you later, to a mate who'd just phoned me

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Thank you

To a cash machine.

What can I say, I am naturally polite. "

You didn't?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get back here so I can GROUND YOU!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

telling our cat to get away from my dinner

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Are you fucking happy now? To my cat

Bearing in mind he does go out of his way to piss me off and I was trying to be nice and clear some space for him on the sofa. Only for him to pretend to bite my hand!

Are you telling fab you have a vicious pussy???

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

'You're a sweet girl' as I fed my kitten

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Are you fucking happy now? To my cat

Bearing in mind he does go out of his way to piss me off and I was trying to be nice and clear some space for him on the sofa. Only for him to pretend to bite my hand!

Are you telling fab you have a vicious pussy???

Now that would be fabacide.....

I struggle to meet at the best of times I'm not going to shoot myself in the foot if I can help it

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"You don't have tarragon?!"

Aldi cashier responded with "What's tarragon?"

How can I cook Honey Mustard and Tarragon Chicken with no tarragon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'F'kin ell ...'

To the dog

For sitting dribbling all over the rug whilst I ate my dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs.. It's 28 years today since I first met you and come Saturday, 28 years since we first kissed,

Mr.. Help me!!! Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the difference between the long stuff and the shapes?

pasta can b tricky lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An exasperated shout:

"who's wee'd all over the floor AGAIN???"

To my sons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder how I can display my cooking on fab

To myself 10 seconds before I picked up my phone"

Ouch that fucking burns whilst I took photos of still hot meatballs on my tummy

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I love you too - to my youngest who loves me for not making him have any more blood tests

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I told you I would forget" to my cat who had sneaked into the garage when I'd opened the door. Over 3 hours before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollox and it was to my dad after forgetting that I had not picked up custard for the apple crumble. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh, I've never touched fake tits! To my OH.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

A big one please to hubby

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Which fucking Bach?! To Jeremy Paxman on the telly when he accepted it as an answer on University Challenge when they didn't specify which one. Grrr.

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By *ool11Man
over a year ago

st annes

GET OUT OF THE MIDDLE LANE, YOU FUCKING TWAT

To nearly every driver on the m6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good night to my kids and also to my wife who is having an early night.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Uhm on the phone to my lover... just hung up after asking him to send me a picture... waiting for whatsapp now

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