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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So as I was driving home listening to the news and there was a guy being interviewed called Dick Pound!!

So would you change your name or use it?

Also what is the best genuine name you've known someone to be called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Da'pussy lick'a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have changed my name by deed poll. I wanted the same surname as my kids but wasn't married to their dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny Tikkla lol, he worked in the US for a company I worked for, You got his picture as well and he had this huge moustache lol, think thats why he got the name.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Da'pussy lick'a "

Is that a someone's fab name?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think if it was really bad I would deffo change it n then slap me mum for doing it to me in the first place

My favorite was the kids presenter Christopher lillycrap lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Da'pussy lick'a

Is that a someone's fab name?"

No idea but I'd have it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fanny Tikkla lol, he worked in the US for a company I worked for, You got his picture as well and he had this huge moustache lol, think thats why he got the name."

That is a brilliant name, doubt anyone kept a straight face!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Da'pussy lick'a

Is that a someone's fab name?

No idea but I'd have it!"

I'm sure you can find plenty of them on here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Smushkitten - indeed their parents have a lot to answer for.

I knew a Wayne Carr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's an easy way to not be called Dick Pound though, which is just to go by Richard/Rick/Rich instead

I know a Michael Hunt who is never, ever to be referred to as Mike.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smushkitten - indeed their parents have a lot to answer for.

I knew a Wayne Carr

I know of a Wayne KING

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By *angerousEyesMan
over a year ago

weston

The first one that springs to mind is Randy bumgardner, was mentioned in a panel show for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a doctor called Dr Burns-Cox.

He specialises in urology

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smushkitten - indeed their parents have a lot to answer for.

I knew a Wayne Carr

I know of a Wayne KING

Oooooh I knew one to once, his sister was jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to school with Chris Peacock.

If I marry my partner, I really would like to merge our surnames as the result is funny. He said no. Perhaps we'll call a future pet the name.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

RubyWoo - I quite like Mike Hunt! - not as a name though

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Depends how bad it really was.

Someone in the town I live called Neil Down. If is been his Mum and had a girl I'd have had to of called her Eileen Down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is a doctor called Dr Burns-Cox.

He specialises in urology

Perfect career choice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not sure that I'd trust a Randy Bumgardener!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judge Willie Stroker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's an easy way to not be called Dick Pound though, which is just to go by Richard/Rick/Rich instead

I know a Michael Hunt who is never, ever to be referred to as Mike."

What if his name is actually Dick, though? Not a nickname? Pretty common, in the US, anyway

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Judge Willie Stroker

Bet he always delivers a verdict

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh god, loads!

I've known a:

Kal-El

Princess George

Crystal C. Lear

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

But far and away the maddest name I ever came across was a housing officer from Southwark called:

Triumphant Oghre

Bet that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have changed my name recently by deed poll.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh, actually, there was a guy in Lambeth Council called:

Michael Hunt

But never Mike... Understand, mate, NEVER call me Mike?!

(say it fast)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god, loads!

I've known a:

Kal-El

Princess George

Crystal C. Lear

I must meet this kal-el!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a doctor called Dr Burns-Cox.

He specialises in urology

Perfect career choice!"

Yep, he's on Google with names suited to their jobs

It is his real name because he's married to one of my sister's best friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's an easy way to not be called Dick Pound though, which is just to go by Richard/Rick/Rich instead

I know a Michael Hunt who is never, ever to be referred to as Mike.

What if his name is actually Dick, though? Not a nickname? Pretty common, in the US, anyway

-Courtney"

Really? Never knew it existed as a name in its own right. In that case, yeah I'd change it. I don't think I could go through life with the sniggering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I come across weird and wonderful names all the time through my work but I can't divulge them on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, actually, there was a guy in Lambeth Council called:

Michael Hunt

But never Mike... Understand, mate, NEVER call me Mike?!

(say it fast)"

Perfect reason to call him Mike I'd say!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

The guy who parachuted from the edge of space not so long ago is called Randy Baumgartner. That one always raises a smile. Or the German (or is it Austrian?) female skier called Fanny Schmeler...

I'm sure I spelt those wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, actually, there was a guy in Lambeth Council called:

Michael Hunt

But never Mike... Understand, mate, NEVER call me Mike?!

(say it fast)"

Are you and Ruby Woo acquainted with one another?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once came across a mr p brain once, plus another one that I can't say here in fear of being banned for a few days, but it made me giggle everytime I had to refer to him!!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

at school there was a mr shufflebottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my uni lecturers was called Lisa Cockburn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also know of a Jack Hunt and Mike Hunt.. Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So as I was driving home listening to the news and there was a guy being interviewed called Dick Pound!!

So would you change your name or use it?

Also what is the best genuine name you've known someone to be called?"

Theres a correspondent on the telly called Johnny Diamond- that sounds cool!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would say Mike Hunt is getting around but think I'd give the wrong impression!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Was only really funny with his nickname but I once had to do business with a Mr Richard Bird but everyone kept calling him Dicky.

Mr Dicky Bird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my friends has the surname of Dick and she's never cared enough to change it despite getting a load of shit for it.

My current initials are BO. I'm changing back to my maiden name soon though......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine being christened Michael Jackson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they ask me for a name for my order (such as in Starbucks) I usually resort to my directory of Moe's Tavern prank callers.

My favourite is 'Hugh Jassman'....

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Im thinking of changing my name to Dick Pound!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

There's a teacher at my kids primary school called Mrs Muff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine being christened Michael Jackson

This no joke!! I went to school with a Michael Jackson and what was even funnier, his mum was Janet... This is a true story folks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm also into family history and for the shits and giggles one night I looked up to see how many Fanny dicks that have been born, turns out quite a few!!

Incidentally my nickname from my ex is Fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was an Irish foreign minister called

Dick Spring

Always used to make me chuckle

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By *orth South DivideCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I went to school with Paul Mycock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Footballers have some pretty strange names that probably deserve changing. One that springs to mind is Stefan Kuntz!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd change mine to Pat Mc Roin, Phil McCracken or possibly Dick Erhard! Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I blame the parents for most of these!

My kids have had teachers a male surname Bates - I feel sorry for his sons and then started a new school and first teacher to be introduced to was Miss Hunt and yes her initial was C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a guy I used to work with called Mike hunt

And seen an American news report with Mike literus

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Oh, actually, there was a guy in Lambeth Council called:

Michael Hunt

But never Mike... Understand, mate, NEVER call me Mike?!

(say it fast)"

Nevercallmemike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know someone whose name is Robin Graves . You just wouldn't, would you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a guy I used to work with called Mike hunt

And seen an American news report with Mike literus"

Truly - that's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know someone whose name is Robin Graves . You just wouldn't, would you?

See parents again!!! So cruel

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By *unkysoulWoman
over a year ago

Mitcham, Surrey

My headmistresses name was Betty Trollop, no need to make up a nickname for her!

Also had a friend, who when she married became Eve Adcock...if ever there was a time to keep your maiden name!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I have changed my name by deed poll to the name that everyone calls me but I wasn't born with

My mum went to school with a girl called Theresa Green - I used to think she was making it up but she is right there on Facebook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a guy I used to work with called Mike hunt

And seen an American news report with Mike literus

Truly - that's hilarious

Mike Litoris is a California homeowner who was interviewed about a fire in his neighborhood. Jury’s still out on whether Mike punked the reporter, or if that’s really his name. Either way, we just found the best prank call name EVER. Hugh Jass, you’ve just been replaced.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

When i worked at the hospital there was a doctor called slideinbottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also my mum had a friend called Teresa who married a guy with the surname green

And she had a friend with the surname curtain who want to call her unborn child either Drew or Annette

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

There's a person working at a london borough council called Scholar something or other...letters littered with grammatical and spelling errors.

I used to work in a call centre and phoned a man who'd had his name changed by deed poll to Mr Nasty Bastard.

And that he was.

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By *orth South DivideCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

couple of work colleagues:-

Sue Gotobed

Tom Bowler

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By *orth South DivideCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

and on a festive note.

Mary Christmas

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I always wanted to change the spelling of my name but by the time I was old enough I'd learnt to live with it. It's quirky & only a handful of us about worldwide. Actually I'm probably unique as I have a hyphenated name & I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just saw Richard Pound on the news, so either he is really called Richard or Channel 4 News came over all bashful

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I knew (through an old job) ... Roger Machiter ... The 'ch' was pronounced like an 'sh'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At our local hospital there used to be a Dr Rogers who worked in the Pain Clinic...

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

"So as I was driving home listening to the news and there was a guy being interviewed called Dick Pound!!

So would you change your name or use it?

Also what is the best genuine name you've known someone to be called?"

Ironically that's the guy who fucked Lance Armstrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work for Wayne Kerr.

Worked with Alice Springs and Timber Woods.

Builder near me called BJ Champion.

Parents, got to love them.....

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