FabSwingers.com forum: reading profiles

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just been reading profiles on my hot list, just to see what people have to say about themselves.

So here's a challenge for everyone, read five profiles, then come back and say what you enjoyed reading, for example, I enjoyed reading profiles that stated sensuality and kissing.

So come on folks, enter stealth mode

and get reading. I'm looking forward to hearing what you have to say

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A lousy French speaking guitar player

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lousy French speaking guitar player

Tie fighters make an awesome addition, but I think those are tie bombers (-

this is a real tie fighter |-o-|

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lousy French speaking guitar player

Tie fighters make an awesome addition, but I think those are tie bombers (-0-) this is a real tie fighter |-0-|

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I'm a passionate fuck' so is he passionate about fucking or passionate at fucking, either way I would as he's a 'bad boy' lol

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

OMG, don't bother reading mine until I've rewritten it. Now where's the dictionary......sensual, passionate, insatiable.

Do you know what? Bugger it, just read the verifications - I'm me and I'm crap at selling myself - good job I don't take myself seriously lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG, don't bother reading mine until I've rewritten it. Now where's the dictionary......sensual, passionate, insatiable.

Do you know what? Bugger it, just read the verifications - I'm me and I'm crap at selling myself - good job I don't take myself seriously lol"

I like that your profile states you will block if the message is three words... No mention of less. Tempted to just say hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to meet single men socially

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like honesty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's that long it comes with a subscription plan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think some of you haven't read the OP... look at 5 profiles... not the last poster

Thanks for the feedback though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think some of you haven't read the OP... look at 5 profiles... not the last poster

Thanks for the feedback though

Lol, even I haven't been paying attention to it lol

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Wait.. There's words?

Il be back ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think some of you haven't read the OP... look at 5 profiles... not the last poster

Thanks for the feedback though

Lol, even I haven't been paying attention to it lol "

Haha typical of a male!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think some of you haven't read the OP... look at 5 profiles... not the last poster

Thanks for the feedback though

Lol, even I haven't been paying attention to it lol

Haha typical of a male!

I know right. Can't even read my own bloody posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think some of you haven't read the OP... look at 5 profiles... not the last poster

Thanks for the feedback though

Does it count if you look at the same one five times?

The feedback still stands

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I like reading and as a result have learnt the following facts:

1) The name of the main newspaper in Siberia in 1847 wasn't The Siberia Times

2) One guy on here (at least) has yet to have an MFF

3) Mistermistermac is a cunning linguist

4) Brightonsteve likes a widdershins motion

5) I'd like to go for a pint with Adventuresofaredhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think some of you haven't read the OP... look at 5 profiles... not the last poster

Thanks for the feedback though

Does it count if you look at the same one five times?

The feedback still stands"

Thanks Panda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like reading and as a result have learnt the following facts:

1) The name of the main newspaper in Siberia in 1847 wasn't The Siberia Times

2) One guy on here (at least) has yet to have an MFF

3) Mistermistermac is a cunning linguist

4) Brightonsteve likes a widdershins motion

5) I'd like to go for a pint with Adventuresofaredhead"

My pleasure!! We would have fun! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just checked a fems profile

I suspect from the clauses and conditions it contained, the profile was copied and pasted from the last loan agreement she signed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5) I'd like to go for a pint with Adventuresofaredhead"

She also likes a steak burger for lunch

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

I have learned that mistermac is not meeting again and has the name stephen..

also brighton steve is attracted to intelligent clean normal folks..

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

devon

I lik a bit of filth with a touch of class also

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like reading and as a result have learnt the following facts:

1) The name of the main newspaper in Siberia in 1847 wasn't The Siberia Times

2) One guy on here (at least) has yet to have an MFF

3) Mistermistermac is a cunning linguist

4) Brightonsteve likes a widdershins motion

5) I'd like to go for a pint with Adventuresofaredhead

My pleasure!! We would have fun! X"

Can I tag along please?

I can be the silent creepy single male in the corner who follows you without saying anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like reading and as a result have learnt the following facts:

1) The name of the main newspaper in Siberia in 1847 wasn't The Siberia Times

2) One guy on here (at least) has yet to have an MFF

3) Mistermistermac is a cunning linguist

4) Brightonsteve likes a widdershins motion

5) I'd like to go for a pint with Adventuresofaredhead

My pleasure!! We would have fun! X

Can I tag along please?

I can be the silent creepy single male in the corner who follows you without saying anything

Of course, after all I did write your name on my leg young man x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like reading and as a result have learnt the following facts:

1) The name of the main newspaper in Siberia in 1847 wasn't The Siberia Times

2) One guy on here (at least) has yet to have an MFF

3) Mistermistermac is a cunning linguist

4) Brightonsteve likes a widdershins motion

5) I'd like to go for a pint with Adventuresofaredhead

My pleasure!! We would have fun! X

Can I tag along please?

I can be the silent creepy single male in the corner who follows you without saying anything

Why do I have an image of you lurking in the corner looking like Columbo with shades on and two eye holes cut into a newspaper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I look at the pretty pictures instead?

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"Mine's that long it comes with a subscription plan."

Blimey, you're not kidding, are you?

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

_rladytoy is 5ft 11, has dark hair and is hard to shock etc and is laidback, not to mention he likes to be versatile and try's to build his case for a meet so that shows enthusiasm...

panda69 are looking for bi or bi curious men, also have a life and commitments and are also open minded and love giving and receiving pleasure..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think some of you haven't read the OP... look at 5 profiles... not the last poster

Thanks for the feedback though

Lol, even I haven't been paying attention to it lol "

Five profiles?

Can someone find me the five shortest ones please? I'm tired!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think some of you haven't read the OP... look at 5 profiles... not the last poster

Thanks for the feedback though

Lol, even I haven't been paying attention to it lol

Five profiles?

Can someone find me the five shortest ones please? I'm tired!! Xx"

My profile is about the shortest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think some of you haven't read the OP... look at 5 profiles... not the last poster

Thanks for the feedback though

Lol, even I haven't been paying attention to it lol

Five profiles?

Can someone find me the five shortest ones please? I'm tired!! Xx"

Has a bloody long profile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

PandA comes as a couple, so speak to both

Ligeia has an erogenous mind... I wonder if it accepts oral

Adventuresofaredhead has the awesomest tattoo I've ever heard of

Asianmale loves giving oily massages, and

Marmite loves wearing lacy underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think some of you haven't read the OP... look at 5 profiles... not the last poster

Thanks for the feedback though

Lol, even I haven't been paying attention to it lol

Five profiles?

Can someone find me the five shortest ones please? I'm tired!! Xx"

Mine is short

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think some of you haven't read the OP... look at 5 profiles... not the last poster

Thanks for the feedback though

Lol, even I haven't been paying attention to it lol

Five profiles?

Can someone find me the five shortest ones please? I'm tired!! Xx"

Most people have been doing only one, so feel free to only do one profile haha

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

last profile then I have hit 5...

peach perfect has bits of jokes and humor added into her profile along with specifying she is looking for people who take care of themselves physically but not ripped types just normal in shape kinds..

also states she can be a bit fussy which is a given..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classy ladee isn't lookin to meet anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like reading and as a result have learnt the following facts:

1) The name of the main newspaper in Siberia in 1847 wasn't The Siberia Times

2) One guy on here (at least) has yet to have an MFF

3) Mistermistermac is a cunning linguist

4) Brightonsteve likes a widdershins motion

5) I'd like to go for a pint with Adventuresofaredhead

My pleasure!! We would have fun! X

Can I tag along please?

I can be the silent creepy single male in the corner who follows you without saying anything

Of course, after all I did write your name on my leg young man x"

Why thank you, that is a very horny photo I must say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like reading and as a result have learnt the following facts:

1) The name of the main newspaper in Siberia in 1847 wasn't The Siberia Times

2) One guy on here (at least) has yet to have an MFF

3) Mistermistermac is a cunning linguist

4) Brightonsteve likes a widdershins motion

5) I'd like to go for a pint with Adventuresofaredhead

My pleasure!! We would have fun! X

Can I tag along please?

I can be the silent creepy single male in the corner who follows you without saying anything

Why do I have an image of you lurking in the corner looking like Columbo with shades on and two eye holes cut into a newspaper?

I have an extra large newspaper so I can have a hole for my penis too

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"OMG, don't bother reading mine until I've rewritten it. Now where's the dictionary......sensual, passionate, insatiable.

Do you know what? Bugger it, just read the verifications - I'm me and I'm crap at selling myself - good job I don't take myself seriously lol

I like that your profile states you will block if the message is three words... No mention of less. Tempted to just say hi

Try it and see xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like reading and as a result have learnt the following facts:

1) The name of the main newspaper in Siberia in 1847 wasn't The Siberia Times

2) One guy on here (at least) has yet to have an MFF

3) Mistermistermac is a cunning linguist

4) Brightonsteve likes a widdershins motion

5) I'd like to go for a pint with Adventuresofaredhead

My pleasure!! We would have fun! X

Can I tag along please?

I can be the silent creepy single male in the corner who follows you without saying anything

Why do I have an image of you lurking in the corner looking like Columbo with shades on and two eye holes cut into a newspaper?

I have an extra large newspaper so I can have a hole for my penis too

So we're getting chucked out the pub then?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like that your profile states you will block if the message is three words... No mention of less. Tempted to just say hi

Try it and see xx"

Just looked at your profile and it says I messaged you a few weeks ago, and I got a reply!!!

Must have been 5 words or summit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG, don't bother reading mine until I've rewritten it. Now where's the dictionary......sensual, passionate, insatiable.

Do you know what? Bugger it, just read the verifications - I'm me and I'm crap at selling myself - good job I don't take myself seriously lol

I like that your profile states you will block if the message is three words... No mention of less. Tempted to just say hi

Try it and see xx"

I did, and I'm outside of your age range, darn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the ones rhat make me giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like reading and as a result have learnt the following facts:

1) The name of the main newspaper in Siberia in 1847 wasn't The Siberia Times

2) One guy on here (at least) has yet to have an MFF

3) Mistermistermac is a cunning linguist

4) Brightonsteve likes a widdershins motion

5) I'd like to go for a pint with Adventuresofaredhead

My pleasure!! We would have fun! X

Can I tag along please?

I can be the silent creepy single male in the corner who follows you without saying anything

Why do I have an image of you lurking in the corner looking like Columbo with shades on and two eye holes cut into a newspaper?

I have an extra large newspaper so I can have a hole for my penis too

So we're getting chucked out the pub then?!"

I certainly will, depends if you decide to play with it lol

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Mine's that long it comes with a subscription plan."

It's longer than mine but does it contain the word 'grumpy' ?

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