FabSwingers.com forum: What would your excuse be for not going into work??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wouldn't it be good just to curl back under the duvet and ignore Monday morning, Oh I am lucky me.

What would your excuse be for not going into work today just so you can stay in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man flu , lol its the one and only day off cover all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going to bed and missing Monday morning...has to be some advantages for working nights

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

I'm in China and can't get a flight... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in China and can't get a flight... Lol"

You win

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am going to bed and missing Monday morning...has to be some advantages for working nights

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im so very sorry you no that i love my job that much i dnt ever take time off but kitty had a very rough night and i just carnt leave her alone all say ahhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in China and can't get a flight... Lol"

Can't top that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im on holiday and meant to be going away to a spa ... nut ive been up all night binge watching netflix so even that may be a struggle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im so very sorry you no that i love my job that much i dnt ever take time off but kitty had a very rough night and i just carnt leave her alone all say ahhhh

Poorly pussy again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im on holiday and meant to be going away to a spa ... nut ive been up all night binge watching netflix so even that may be a struggle!"

Yes but you can have a crafty kip at the spa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im so very sorry you no that i love my job that much i dnt ever take time off but kitty had a very rough night and i just carnt leave her alone all say ahhhh

Poorly pussy again

what do you mean again?

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I'm still in hospital after a bizarre self fisting accident over the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im so very sorry you no that i love my job that much i dnt ever take time off but kitty had a very rough night and i just carnt leave her alone all say ahhhh

Poorly pussy again

what do you mean again?

Oh is this the first time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still in hospital after a bizarre self fisting accident over the weekend "

hope you didn't break anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im so very sorry you no that i love my job that much i dnt ever take time off but kitty had a very rough night and i just carnt leave her alone all say ahhhh

Poorly pussy again

what do you mean again?

Oh is this the first time

of course

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"I'm in China and can't get a flight... Lol

You win

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ehm, the pilot never showed up to fly the plane (coz he was having a duvet day)!

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"I'm in China and can't get a flight... Lol

Can't top that

Will be interesting to see what you can thou x

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Ehm, the pilot never showed up to fly the plane (coz he was having a duvet day)!

Ha ha funny man!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Time for me to snuggle down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My feet walked off in the night and I can't get up to find them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't have to say why, I'd just ramble about something unrelated and say I'm cheese a few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ehm, the pilot never showed up to fly the plane (coz he was having a duvet day)!

Ha ha funny man!! Xx"

Hehe, I'm sure it's happened to someone before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put my back out

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By *unkysoulWoman
over a year ago

Mitcham, Surrey

Woman's problems....tends to stop further questions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I could!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get paid if I don't go in

No sick pay scheme and I can't afford to drop about £150 just cos I can't get my arse outta bed or don't fancy it ... so I go in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work for me so no excuse needed

, just means double the workload tomorrow

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I like going to work. I like going to work on Monday as I get to catch up with everyone, fund out about their weekend etc.

If i lay in bed too long I get a bad back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't come in, I'm tied to a tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't come in, I'm tied to a tree"

How did u use your phone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm reading this to see if anyone comes up with a good one....I haven't had a skive day in 5 years...must be well overdue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm reading this to see if anyone comes up with a good one....I haven't had a skive day in 5 years...must be well overdue

If you need somewhere to hide while you skive, my duvet is available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't come in, I'm tied to a tree

How did u use your phone?"

stop being logical.. its far too early lol x

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Ok Google. .....call office

Hey sorry my husband tied me to the bed and can't find the key. I hope to be back in next Monday

If you call early enough the boss won't be in yet

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

PS I hate you PP

* runs out the door to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

signed off work for stress for four weeks.... they can't argue with that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need an excuse today, I'm not back in work until Wednesday.

Be jealous

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

I work for myself, so I could tell myself a big fat lie & say I'm feeling unwell then spend the day surfing Fab instead & rub one out to all the hotties on here. Only knowing my luck I'd catch myself out & fire my ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't need an excuse today, I'm not back in work until Wednesday.

Be jealous

Grrrrr......you lot couldn't come up with a suitable one so I'm leaving for work in a minute. I hate you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't come in, I'm tied to a tree

How did u use your phone?"

Oh someone's picky this morning

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Was a Pub Manager for nearly 40 years you can not believe the excuses we have heard some are that funny you can not make them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't come in, I'm tied to a tree

How did u use your phone?

Oh someone's picky this morning

I'm just pretty sure I tied those knots really well! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still curled under the duvet.

My excuse is real I have soft tissue damage to my foot and can't stand for more than 30 minutes. Gp wanted to sign me off for a another week I got him to shorten it and doing self help methods as want to get back to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't it be good just to curl back under the duvet and ignore Monday morning, Oh I am lucky me.

What would your excuse be for not going into work today just so you can stay in bed.

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sorry but I just can't stand it see you next year

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm still curled under the duvet.

Shouldn't drink all my alcohol then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trapped wind...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapped banjo string. It would soon stop awkward questions.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

missing this morning as worked all night

but my excuse for tomorrow is Had to fly to china to rescue _uzzy navel and bring her home to waiting hunks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still curled under the duvet.

Shouldn't drink all my alcohol then

. Oops

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"I'm still curled under the duvet.

Shouldn't drink all my alcohol then

. Oops "

She didn't drink it she threw most of it on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dads dogs dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took a call once from a lad who worked in the offices saying he couldn't come in to work as he had been up all night with "Gravy Farts"

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By *ool11Man
over a year ago

st annes

"missing this morning as worked all night

but my excuse for tomorrow is Had to fly to china to rescue _uzzy navel and bring her home to waiting hunks

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