FabSwingers.com forum: Mr happy is all bruised

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In training yesterday, I took front kick right between the legs (should have been a kick to the stomach), needless to say, my little soldier is sporting some nasty bruises today

Sensie couldn't appoligise enough while the rest of the students all gasped. Sausage rolled off the mat and sat out for 15 minutes till they came back down.

Anyone else had the misfortune of whacking their teds

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By *b coupleCouple
over a year ago

southampton

All to often. That's why I always wear my cup before I practice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've kicked some guys in the balls a few times. Accidents happen

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've kicked some guys in the balls a few times. Accidents happen

-Courtney"

Accidentally on purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In training yesterday, I took front kick right between the legs (should have been a kick to the stomach), needless to say, my little soldier is sporting some nasty bruises today

Sensie couldn't appoligise enough while the rest of the students all gasped. Sausage rolled off the mat and sat out for 15 minutes till they came back down.

Anyone else had the misfortune of whacking their teds"

Cricket ball. That brought tears to my eyes.

In a fight, while I was on the floor someone stamped on them.

Looking after kids, all sorts of accidents from being climbed on and stuff.

More stories than I can remember, but I'm surprised they work at all

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Was it throbbing, Throbbin'? Let's see a photo....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was it throbbing, Throbbin'? Let's see a photo...."

Oh god I'm not putting a pic up

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Get well soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get well soon

Thanks, hopefully it will be looking fantastic for this coming weekend, just rubbed some witch hazel on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've kicked some guys in the balls a few times. Accidents happen

-Courtney"

Amazing how frequently these accidents happen hey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was the whacker once. Doing a bit of kick boxing and front kicked him between the legs. I was tempted to ask if I could rub it better but I had to work with him too.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Was it throbbing, Throbbin'? Let's see a photo....

Oh god I'm not putting a pic up

Just take a photo of it all battered and bruised by flapping it out on a table but put a hammer next to it. Let the fets' imaginations run riot

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Do you need it kissing better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kicked a bloke in the face on a date once, going up the stairs at Covent Garden station. He fell over and it soured the date.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you need it kissing better?

Now there's an offer I can't refuse, I'll get my coat

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Do you need it kissing better?

Now there's an offer I can't refuse, I'll get my coat

Come on then darlin...

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

No but I did it to a brown belt when sparring, shame I was a lowly little white belt at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been kicked low quite a few times but never bruised because you're always blocking or moving away anyway, so any hit should in most cases be quite light.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried to vault over a wooden fence once, made it halfway & my spuds cushioned my fall!

Never felt pain like it & they went all the colours of the rainbow!

Needless to say, I use the gate now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cricket ball at 80+ mph

Badly adjusted box meant one of the chaps was poking out ever so slightly

Tears to the eyes and dry retching

Never forgotten to tuck them in ever since

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