FabSwingers.com forum: Has anyone ever written you a song or poem?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And I mean a serious one (not some comedy take on 'roses are red' or the like) and how did it make you feel?

Have you ever written one for someone else?

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

"And I mean a serious one (not some comedy take on 'roses are red' or the like) and how did it make you feel?

Have you ever written one for someone else?"

I have written them, i'm more of a fan of monologues though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No...I'm not the sort of person that inspires people to write poetry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I've written quite a few bits of poetry and prose. Never received any though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I've written quite a few bits of poetry and prose. Never received any though. "

Written songs too

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Nope but have had drawings and illustrations done of me from erm 'fans'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never received any sadly but I have written poetry for people.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

An ex from my school days did. He went on to write a book & release an album. I treated him badly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. And I wouldn't want one.

And no one would want one from me. Yikes

-Courtney

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Yes , a poem, and I married him.

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Nope. And I wouldn't want one.

And no one would want one from me. Yikes

-Courtney"

i do! :P

Watches as your world shatters into shards of verse and rhyme!

in all seriousness...why not? i would suggest reasons but id hate to overstep myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes a song . Called 21 reasons to fall in love .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. And I wouldn't want one.

And no one would want one from me. Yikes

-Courtney

i do! :P

Watches as your world shatters into shards of verse and rhyme!

in all seriousness...why not? i would suggest reasons but id hate to overstep myself."

Why wouldn't anyone want one from me, you mean?

Because I'm very very very not creative (as confirmed by many a person throughout the years) and it would be a painful experience for all involved.

-Courtney

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"And I mean a serious one (not some comedy take on 'roses are red' or the like) and how did it make you feel?

Have you ever written one for someone else?"

I've always fancied doing this. I just need to find myself a woman who inspires me enough to get my creative juices flowing. I find when I'm really motivated, there's nothing I can't do.

I found myself writing a old-fashioned letter to a lady friend of mine last week and it's really fired me up for a bit of creative writing. I realised it had been years since I'd sat down and just created something from scratch. I really enjoyed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes they have & it made me feel very special indeed :0)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes they have & it made me feel very special indeed :0) "

I'm glad to hear it

Ok then, additional question - who would appreciate the sentiment, and who would find it awkward or creepy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes they have & it made me feel very special indeed :0)

I'm glad to hear it

Ok then, additional question - who would appreciate the sentiment, and who would find it awkward or creepy?"

Neither. It just wouldn't do anything for me.

Unless it was a song written by an actual musician. Then it would be sexy. But no poems, please.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep u wrote a song once, it was more of an end of relationship tho, can't for the life of me remember it tho....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wrote a song for a girl I fancied but didn't win her heart so can't have been that great lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I mean a serious one (not some comedy take on 'roses are red' or the like) and how did it make you feel?

Have you ever written one for someone else?"

No one has written me one but I have written someone else one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrote one as a teenager but I'm not sure I'd do it these days (although I sent a silly one a about 3-4 years ago about a joke we had along with some flowers).

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Yes, a guy wrote a song for me and played it at a gig. I was simultaneously embarrassed and thrilled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, my ex wrote me one, it's on the internet somewhere.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

No but someone wrote a story on here in which the main character was based on me. I found it quite creepy until I read it then I found it a bit of a turn on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, for valentines day i got a poem. It was poorly spelt and i wasn't impressed. Well i was impressed at the time but i'm not with him now so it was shit.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Yes, made me very happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah one of my Ex's was amazing at writing poems/lyrics..

was a beautiful gesture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't tell anyone, but quite a few are about me.

Listen carefully to 'The Birdy Song', 'Agga Doo' and Des o'Connor's legendary 'Dick-a-Dum-Dum'.

There clues are all there. Seems I inspire things in great artists...

Seriously, I would LOVE to know that a song was written for me. I'd be compelled to live out every sexual fantasy the writer had ever had, in return.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't tell anyone, but quite a few are about me.

Listen carefully to 'The Birdy Song', 'Agga Doo' and Des o'Connor's legendary 'Dick-a-Dum-Dum'.

There clues are all there. Seems I inspire things in great artists...

Seriously, I would LOVE to know that a song was written for me. I'd be compelled to live out every sexual fantasy the writer had ever had, in return....."

Well that's a hint if I've ever heard one

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah this girl wrote me one on valentines day once. put it in a red envelope and sealed it with a kiss and everything before posting through my door

i was kinda immature though and ended up blanking her

ran into her maybe 10 years later and she was a F`ing knockout!

instant regret

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Yes they have & it made me feel very special indeed :0)

I'm glad to hear it

Ok then, additional question - who would appreciate the sentiment, and who would find it awkward or creepy?

Neither. It just wouldn't do anything for me.

Unless it was a song written by an actual musician. Then it would be sexy. But no poems, please.

-Courtney"

How about an ode? An Ode To Courtney...

I hereby vow to give my all

To you most beauteous Venus

All that I own, my heart and soul

And half a yard of...

gold brocade!

* Thank you, Frankie Howerd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those I did write I hoped would be meaningful for those I wrote them for. The reality is they were only meaningful to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i only ever wrote 1 girl a poem. it came to me out of nowhere while i was thinking about her oneday. texted it to her and she was putty afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't tell anyone, but quite a few are about me.

Listen carefully to 'The Birdy Song', 'Agga Doo' and Des o'Connor's legendary 'Dick-a-Dum-Dum'.

There clues are all there. Seems I inspire things in great artists...

Seriously, I would LOVE to know that a song was written for me. I'd be compelled to live out every sexual fantasy the writer had ever had, in return.....

Well that's a hint if I've ever heard one

-Courtney"

Ya think???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes they have & it made me feel very special indeed :0)

I'm glad to hear it

Ok then, additional question - who would appreciate the sentiment, and who would find it awkward or creepy?

Neither. It just wouldn't do anything for me.

Unless it was a song written by an actual musician. Then it would be sexy. But no poems, please.

-Courtney

How about an ode? An Ode To Courtney...

I hereby vow to give my all

To you most beauteous Venus

All that I own, my heart and soul

And half a yard of...

gold brocade!

* Thank you, Frankie Howerd

I've printed it out and put it on my bedroom wall. Don't be freaked out

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One book, a few poems, couple of erotic tales, and really really bad music.

lolz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one's ever written me a serious one, only silly things. But I'm not sure it's really me anyway, it would just make me feel uncomfortable and I sure as hell wouldn't be able to reciprocate as I'm shit at creative writing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my younger days I wrote several and gave them to the objects of my affections. Each time I got knocked back in the harshest manner and once got publicly derided and mocked. It kind of kicked the urge to do it again out of me

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Regularly on anniversaries of one kind or another Mr gets all poetic and romantic on me. We have poems about how we met and what we've done over the years and it's lovely to look back and remember how we felt about things at the time.

I'm lucky I found him....... which is a poem we took turns to write to each other

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

Steve has never written me a song , but played in a lot of bands and when he used to sing it was like he was singing for just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one's ever written me a serious one, only silly things. But I'm not sure it's really me anyway, it would just make me feel uncomfortable and I sure as hell wouldn't be able to reciprocate as I'm shit at creative writing."

I think that was the effect I must have had when I wrote them. I wish I'd realised that was the likely outcome. Hindsight is a great teacher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well lets see some of them then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone drew a picture of me once in the style of Bouguerea's Birth of Venus. I didn't really know the person who did it as she was a friend of a friend, and certainly hadn't seen me naked, so she must have had to really use her imagination.....

The National's song 'Murder me Rachel' is about a close relative of mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People have drawn pics for me, wrote poems and short stories for me and vice versa. It's all gravy

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There was a guy called Steve

They wished he'd really leave

Cos He started a thread

About going to bed

But was still awake at three.

No, never.

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

yes my ex GF wrote loads ..i heard her sister sing one the other day ..i felt a bit sad that she loved me so much but we just couldnt get on as a couple ..she was really good at writing stuff tho i didnt always understand the stuff she wrote as it was quite deep sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on my 30th birthday,my boyfreind at the time wrote me 30 poems in a little book...some are very short, some funny,some romantic,some long....i still have the booklet,still makes me tear up if i look at them...still the nicest man ive ever met..my loss!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"on my 30th birthday,my boyfreind at the time wrote me 30 poems in a little book...some are very short, some funny,some romantic,some long....i still have the booklet,still makes me tear up if i look at them...still the nicest man ive ever met..my loss!"

That's actually really sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone on Fab did a painting of one of my photos.

He showed me it in the early stages. It was wonderful. The ultimate compliment.

I WISH he'd send a pic of the finished painting.

Xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that was the effect I must have had when I wrote them. I wish I'd realised that was the likely outcome. Hindsight is a great teacher."

Not necessarily. Some women love that stuff, I'm just not really one of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wrote a couple of Valentine's poems. I actually really enjoyed doing it too because they were daft but also quite personal.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Someone on Fab did a painting of one of my photos.

He showed me it in the early stages. It was wonderful. The ultimate compliment.

I WISH he'd send a pic of the finished painting.

Xxxxx"

That's a thoughtful thing to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone on Fab did a painting of one of my photos.

He showed me it in the early stages. It was wonderful. The ultimate compliment.

I WISH he'd send a pic of the finished painting.

Xxxxx"

it`ll be covered in spunk and ruined by now

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

I write and perform my own poetry…poems need to be heard out load to be truly appreciated. Reading poetry properly is a form of art in itself...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I write and perform my own poetry…poems need to be heard out load to be truly appreciated. Reading poetry properly is a form of art in itself..."

May we read one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone on Fab did a painting of one of my photos.

He showed me it in the early stages. It was wonderful. The ultimate compliment.

I WISH he'd send a pic of the finished painting.

Xxxxx

it`ll be covered in spunk and ruined by now

Really? Spending hours on an oil painting to cover it in spunk?

Not all men are created equal, my friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone on Fab did a painting of one of my photos.

He showed me it in the early stages. It was wonderful. The ultimate compliment.

I WISH he'd send a pic of the finished painting.

Xxxxx

it`ll be covered in spunk and ruined by now

Really? Spending hours on an oil painting to cover it in spunk?

Not all men are created equal, my friend."

it was a joke pooey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want someone to write me a poem now

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Yes, but he is a composer and I would have been miffed if he hadn't written something about our brief relationship.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Someone on Fab did a painting of one of my photos.

He showed me it in the early stages. It was wonderful. The ultimate compliment.

I WISH he'd send a pic of the finished painting.

Xxxxx

it`ll be covered in spunk and ruined by now

Really? Spending hours on an oil painting to cover it in spunk?

Not all men are created equal, my friend.

it was a joke pooey "
that sounds worse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that was the effect I must have had when I wrote them. I wish I'd realised that was the likely outcome. Hindsight is a great teacher.

Not necessarily. Some women love that stuff, I'm just not really one of them."

of course, To be honest I imagined they would appreciate it. Maybe it is also dependent on who it's from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I write and perform my own poetry…poems need to be heard out load to be truly appreciated. Reading poetry properly is a form of art in itself..."

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

My ex published a book of poetry and as well as couple being about me, he wrote an introduction to explain his love of me. Felt wonderful at the time.

I just write amusing ditties.

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

"I write and perform my own poetry…poems need to be heard out load to be truly appreciated. Reading poetry properly is a form of art in itself...

May we read one? "

Here's one…

Furry Angels

Angels...for a moment, they lick away my tears

No one else I wish to see, or care.

Four legs, floppy ears;fixed backwards

with happiness, they race

Just to be the first

To greet me...

Contented...without need of a single promise

and their debt, that I can never repay

before the grace of them am I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes about unrequited love... I felt awful but it was a crush he got over.

Also my ex was in a band I he told me he wrote one along the lines of die bitch die... I've never laughed as much in my life

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Yeah. It was shit. And bullshit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy told me he wrote me one once. Guess he didn't know I liked that band as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a secret valentine poem on here this year..

At least 4 guys claimed they had sent it... 3 of them could barely type a sentence...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wrote a poem for my Aunty 25 years ago. She sadly passed away 2 years ago. My Uncle found the poem by chance and it was used as part of the service at her funeral - that meant a lot to me.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a poem published, years ago. I write songs and record them myself, and have written them for a couple of local bands. Not making a living yet though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wrote a song for a girl I was desperately in love with at university

Never actually performed it to anybody

Probably dodged a bullet as she got engaged to my housemate, then decided to marry my other housemate, and divorced him 2 years later to have a baby by another man

I wonder what would have happened if I'd sung it her?!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Years ago someone I started dating wrote a lovely poem for me. It was very touching as well as inspired - it reflected a good perception of me and I'd love some more in future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex BF claimed to have written Chris Isaaks 'wicked game' and sang it to me (quite well,actually) and to have written Ed Sheerans 'People fall in love in mysterious ways' specifically about me,,,,,now I can't pretend that I didn't really want that to be true but the BF was a total B.S. about so many other things that it probably wasn't true,,,,,,but maybe,,just maybe.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"And I mean a serious one (not some comedy take on 'roses are red' or the like) and how did it make you feel?

Have you ever written one for someone else?"

Oh! Serious ones only...

I came here as I had some time

I thought I'd spread some Monday cheer

By penning, those without, a rhyme

A change from just the usual leers.

But Sexybrain says they must be grave

Which rather shoots me in the foot

So off I'll toddle, with a grudging wave

And post instead in Kiss, Fuck, Boot...

Mr.ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't tell anyone, but quite a few are about me.

Listen carefully to 'The Birdy Song', 'Agga Doo' and Des o'Connor's legendary 'Dick-a-Dum-Dum'.

There clues are all there. Seems I inspire things in great artists...

Seriously, I would LOVE to know that a song was written for me. I'd be compelled to live out every sexual fantasy the writer had ever had, in return....."

Writes furiously.........

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Don't tell anyone, but quite a few are about me.

Listen carefully to 'The Birdy Song', 'Agga Doo' and Des o'Connor's legendary 'Dick-a-Dum-Dum'.

There clues are all there. Seems I inspire things in great artists...

Seriously, I would LOVE to know that a song was written for me. I'd be compelled to live out every sexual fantasy the writer had ever had, in return.....

Writes furiously........."

To be fair, Markoh, if you start with the tune of Agadoo it's quite easy. I'll start you off...

Cleo-tass-tass-tic

Stroke my willy, suck my knob

Cleo-tass-tass-tic

Let me cum inside your gob

Over to you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't tell anyone, but quite a few are about me.

Listen carefully to 'The Birdy Song', 'Agga Doo' and Des o'Connor's legendary 'Dick-a-Dum-Dum'.

There clues are all there. Seems I inspire things in great artists...

Seriously, I would LOVE to know that a song was written for me. I'd be compelled to live out every sexual fantasy the writer had ever had, in return.....

Writes furiously.........

To be fair, Markoh, if you start with the tune of Agadoo it's quite easy. I'll start you off...

Cleo-tass-tass-tic

Stroke my willy, suck my knob

Cleo-tass-tass-tic

Let me cum inside your gob

Over to you.....

I'm not familiar with Agadoo.

Is he a contemporary of Keats or Shelley?

Maybe more Wordsworth than wanksmith?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I'm not familiar with Agadoo.

Is he a contemporary of Keats or Shelley?

Maybe more Wordsworth than wanksmith? "

I've checked your age and, like me, you're too old to have studied these more contemporary classics, along with others like the sociological commentary provided by such classics as Spitting Image's "Santa Claus Is on the Dole"

Btw, apologies Cleo for my slight potty-mouth, I don't normally go in for sex talk

, however I'd be grateful to know how many more verses I need to provide in order to have my greatest fantasy* come true

* fffmfff, coconut oil and lime jelly, followed by bacon butties on crusty white, strong Assam tea and a slice of orange drizzle cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't tell anyone, but quite a few are about me.

Listen carefully to 'The Birdy Song', 'Agga Doo' and Des o'Connor's legendary 'Dick-a-Dum-Dum'.

There clues are all there. Seems I inspire things in great artists...

Seriously, I would LOVE to know that a song was written for me. I'd be compelled to live out every sexual fantasy the writer had ever had, in return.....

Writes furiously.........

To be fair, Markoh, if you start with the tune of Agadoo it's quite easy. I'll start you off...

Cleo-tass-tass-tic

Stroke my willy, suck my knob

Cleo-tass-tass-tic

Let me cum inside your gob

Over to you.....

I'm not familiar with Agadoo.

Is he a contemporary of Keats or Shelley?

Maybe more Wordsworth than wanksmith? "

I'm not sure I'll ever be able to get that out of my head now it's going round and round and round...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boss wrote me one once that was quite sweet alto I was only 16 at time so maybe slightly inappropriate.

God not thought about that in long time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not familiar with Agadoo.

Is he a contemporary of Keats or Shelley?

Maybe more Wordsworth than wanksmith?

Btw, apologies Cleo for my slight potty-mouth, I don't normally go in for sex talk

, however I'd be grateful to know how many more verses I need to provide in order to have my greatest fantasy* come true

* fffmfff, coconut oil and lime jelly, followed by bacon butties on crusty white, strong Assam tea and a slice of orange drizzle cake

It can be arranged. But I'd like four more verses, a middle eight, and an a-capella version for the B-side, please.

Xxxxx

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I'm not sure I'll ever be able to get that out of my head now it's going round and round and round...

I wouldn't worry, I've long suspected that the majority of hot women on here struggle to get me out of their head...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope no one's ever loved me enough for that

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

It can be arranged. But I'd like four more verses, a middle eight, and an a-capella version for the B-side, please.

Xxxxx"

(You know I'm on it already

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over a year ago

"I'm not familiar with Agadoo.

Is he a contemporary of Keats or Shelley?

Maybe more Wordsworth than wanksmith?

Btw, apologies Cleo for my slight potty-mouth, I don't normally go in for sex talk

, however I'd be grateful to know how many more verses I need to provide in order to have my greatest fantasy* come true

* fffmfff, coconut oil and lime jelly, followed by bacon butties on crusty white, strong Assam tea and a slice of orange drizzle cake

It can be arranged. But I'd like four more verses, a middle eight, and an a-capella version for the B-side, please.

Xxxxx"

Don't forget the barbershop quartet, hardcore house, dubstep, garage, remix.

Where's Slimboy Fat when you need him!!!!!!!!

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over a year ago

If someone writes me a country song, I will literally be their sex slave for ever more.

(Massive country fan. Guilty pleasure. Don't laugh!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I write poetry and a friend of mine, who writes erotic fiction based a character in some of her books on me

(Emily)

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"If someone writes me a country song, I will literally be their sex slave for ever more.

(Massive country fan. Guilty pleasure. Don't laugh!)"

Country matters? Isn't that Victorian slang?

Or were you thinking more of the fingering skills of Charlie Daniels and his furious fiddling?

Either way it sounds like smut to an innocent chap like me

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

What a nice post

Yes I did both when I was younger and I was thinking it was worth spending time doing this kind of stuff. No one wrote anything for me though

A few Poems and a simple song. We had a fight and my piano skills revealed to be useful in that case

. Nice moments to remember.

PS: note the absence of a piano emotic. It should be fixed soon...

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over a year ago

"If someone writes me a country song, I will literally be their sex slave for ever more.

(Massive country fan. Guilty pleasure. Don't laugh!)

Oh bugger, I've got to start again now.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Someone painted my portrait

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"If someone writes me a country song, I will literally be their sex slave for ever more.

(Massive country fan. Guilty pleasure. Don't laugh!)

Oh bugger, I've got to start again now.

Not necessarily, that "Devil went down to Georgia" is very much like rap (double-checks auto-cucumber),

And "Islands in the Stream" rhymes with "Cunnilingous queen"

(You're welcome)

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Songs written for other people and some written by others for me...all out on records. Nice to have personal things like that.

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over a year ago

"Someone painted my portrait "

Do you keep it in a locked room where it's quietly ageing and taking on the image of your vices?

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over a year ago

"If someone writes me a country song, I will literally be their sex slave for ever more.

(Massive country fan. Guilty pleasure. Don't laugh!)

Very well...

'The Silky One' (Shania Twain)

So glad she answered

Hypnotising like a dancer

A site with many singles

Her lips and body make me tingle

They said, I'll bet

She never replies

But just look at us chatting on

Her every word gives me a hardon...

(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to

The one who inspires my woo

She turns me on and makes me glad

(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of

The one I long to make love

The Silky One I want so bad

Deeper than a lagoon

I feel I'm walking under her moon

Can't stop myself for panting

In her eyes of magic so enchanting

She says, no way

You must be playing

But just look at me writing on

Soft silly words for my Silky One...

(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to

The one who inspires my woo

She turns me on and makes me glad

(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of

The one I long to make love

The Silky One I want so bad

...I'll get me coat

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over a year ago

Sniff...

Sob....

Deal.

It's all yours. Let me know where you want me and when, what you'd like me to be wearing and which brand of beer to bring a case of.

You gorgeous individual, you......

Xxxx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Someone painted my portrait

Do you keep it in a locked room where it's quietly ageing and taking on the image of your vices?

You would not be the first person to ask that

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over a year ago

"Sniff...

Sob....

Deal.

It's all yours. Let me know where you want me and when, what you'd like me to be wearing and which brand of beer to bring a case of.

You gorgeous individual, you......

Xxxx"

Naked, on a nice soft bed, incense already burning when I arrive. I'd rather we have wine rather than beer, a nice red, pour it between your breasts and I'll lap it from your pussy x

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over a year ago

"Sniff...

Sob....

Deal.

It's all yours. Let me know where you want me and when, what you'd like me to be wearing and which brand of beer to bring a case of.

You gorgeous individual, you......

Xxxx

Naked, on a nice soft bed, incense already burning when I arrive. I'd rather we have wine rather than beer, a nice red, pour it between your breasts and I'll lap it from your pussy x"

Substitute the p-word for the c-word, and you're on.

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny poems for the kids.

I change song lyrics on the spur of the moment laugh and forget instantly what's been sung.

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over a year ago

"Sniff...

Sob....

Deal.

It's all yours. Let me know where you want me and when, what you'd like me to be wearing and which brand of beer to bring a case of.

You gorgeous individual, you......

Xxxx

Naked, on a nice soft bed, incense already burning when I arrive. I'd rather we have wine rather than beer, a nice red, pour it between your breasts and I'll lap it from your pussy x

Substitute the p-word for the c-word, and you're on.

Xxxx"

Very well, let me see the wine glistening on your warm, tingling cunt, before I wrap my loving mouth around those plump wet lips, and suck them lustfully as you grind your hips into my adoring face x

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over a year ago

"Sniff...

Sob....

Deal.

It's all yours. Let me know where you want me and when, what you'd like me to be wearing and which brand of beer to bring a case of.

You gorgeous individual, you......

Xxxx"

I didn't know we could blag it by plagurising someone else's words.

Arse.

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over a year ago

"Sniff...

Sob....

Deal.

It's all yours. Let me know where you want me and when, what you'd like me to be wearing and which brand of beer to bring a case of.

You gorgeous individual, you......

Xxxx

I didn't know we could blag it by plagurising someone else's words.

Arse.

Something completely original is far superior to some of us

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over a year ago

"Sniff...

Sob....

Deal.

It's all yours. Let me know where you want me and when, what you'd like me to be wearing and which brand of beer to bring a case of.

You gorgeous individual, you......

Xxxx

I didn't know we could blag it by plagurising someone else's words.

Arse.

Something completely original is far superior to some of us

Noted. Off to create a masterpiece right away......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've penned many poems. Written for a few. Also had a few penned for me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone painted my portrait "

A police artist for Interpol doesn't count, Joe

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Omg, Markoh, we've been pipped to the post by the OP, who's stolen both the glory and the totty

To quote Shakespeare...

Oh fickle fortune, oh fate so twisted

That really effin takes the biscuit.

Wi' toss of head, and vexéd pout,

I'm off to go and knock one out.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I've written and recorded a couple of songs for Tina

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over a year ago

"Omg, Markoh, we've been pipped to the post by the OP, who's stolen both the glory and the totty

To quote Shakespeare...

Oh fickle fortune, oh fate so twisted

That really effin takes the biscuit.

Wi' toss of head, and vexéd pout,

I'm off to go and knock one out.

I think it was premeditated!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Omg, Markoh, we've been pipped to the post by the OP, who's stolen both the glory and the totty

To quote Shakespeare...

Oh fickle fortune, oh fate so twisted

That really effin takes the biscuit.

Wi' toss of head, and vexéd pout,

I'm off to go and knock one out.

I think it was premeditated!

I think you may be right. I tried plagiarising one of Dolly Parton's songs, but I kept getting distracted...

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over a year ago

I'd just like to thank Otis Redding for comparing this little ditty

Sittin' in the morning sun

I'll be sittin' when the evening comes

Watching the ships roll in

Then I watch them roll away again, yeah

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay

Watchin' the tide roll away, ooh

I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay

Wastin' time

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over a year ago

"Omg, Markoh, we've been pipped to the post by the OP, who's stolen both the glory and the totty

To quote Shakespeare...

Oh fickle fortune, oh fate so twisted

That really effin takes the biscuit.

Wi' toss of head, and vexéd pout,

I'm off to go and knock one out.

I think it was premeditated!

I think you may be right. I tried plagiarising one of Dolly Parton's songs, but I kept getting distracted...

I wish you'd write me a poem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some one very special painted me a picture once

Ut was jolly moving and beautiful

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I wish you'd write me a poem

Let me just finish dinner, then I'll get right on it.

Now, what could rhyme with Norwich City...

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over a year ago

I wish you'd write me a poem

Let me just finish dinner, then I'll get right on it.

Now, what could rhyme with Norwich City...

Try to fit "Bristol City" in somewhere.......

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over a year ago

"If someone writes me a country song, I will literally be their sex slave for ever more.

(Massive country fan. Guilty pleasure. Don't laugh!)

Very well...

'The Silky One' (Shania Twain)

So glad she answered

Hypnotising like a dancer

A site with many singles

Her lips and body make me tingle

They said, I'll bet

She never replies

But just look at us chatting on

Her every word gives me a hardon...

(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to

The one who inspires my woo

She turns me on and makes me glad

(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of

The one I long to make love

The Silky One I want so bad

Deeper than a lagoon

I feel I'm walking under her moon

Can't stop myself for panting

In her eyes of magic so enchanting

She says, no way

You must be playing

But just look at me writing on

Soft silly words for my Silky One...

(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to

The one who inspires my woo

She turns me on and makes me glad

(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of

The one I long to make love

The Silky One I want so bad

...I'll get me coat

Right, as blatantly cheating is clearly allowed, I'll see your Shania Twain and raise you a Charlie Rich.

Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?

And if you did, was she crying, crying?

Hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl that walked out on me

Tell her I'm sorry.

Tell her I need my baby.

Won't you tell her that I love her.

I woke up this morning, realized what I had done,

I stood alone in the cold gray dawn:

I knew I'd lost my morning sun.

I lost my head and I said some things,

Now come the heartaches that the morning brings.

I know I'm wrong and I couldn't see, I let my world slip away from me.

So, hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?

And if you did, was she crying, crying?

An' hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl that walked out on me:

Tell her I'm sorry.

Tell her I need my baby.

Oh, won't you tell her that I love her.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

I've dug mine out for a reread. Happy memories

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over a year ago

I wish you'd write me a poem

Let me just finish dinner, then I'll get right on it.

Now, what could rhyme with Norwich City...

I look forward to reading it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex wrote me poetry to try to win me back - just confirmed that he really didn't get me at all even after 13 years (I have no soul clearly). In fairness to him, they were quite good and one did reduce me to tears, but it didn't win me back. It was one of those 'I wish I could love you, but I just don't' situations. A boy at school once wrote me a song, it was dreadful.

I wrote my teacher a poem when I was about six, but that's because I'm a complete geek!

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over a year ago

Oh god people are writing songs...cannot resist.

----

The ballad of jonesy jones.

Jonesy jones, I see your sexy body with my eye cones.

I wish you'd jump my bones, so you could hear my moans.

This song is done(s).

Not really done coz i love you

You mean the world to me

But you don't care

You don't even see me

Coz those cones i look at you with

I stole them from your eyes while you were sleeping.

My arms long to hold you

But i hear you weeping

Asking me to stay away

Coz you wanna keep your ear drums

So i let yu keep them

And steal your collection of pickled plums

You didn't see me steal them hehehe

The end.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I wish you'd write me a poem

Let me just finish dinner, then I'll get right on it.

Now, what could rhyme with Norwich City...

I look forward to reading it

For cute Miss I, here is your ditty

Penned in the bath, while having a dunk

I found a rhyme for 'Norwich City'

Despite the cider I have d*unk

I hope you find it somewhat witty

'cos if you don't, I fear I'm sunk

Miss I has Bristols most impressive

(Check out her pics and you will see)

I might have peeped, I do confess, if

You do too, you will agree.

"She is so friendly" say her veris

I bet she always has a smile

For those she meets, so dont be wary,

A good pm is just her style.

So if you're single, send a note

You never know you'll be in luck

Just make it pleasant, float her boat

Not simply "do you fancy a fuck"

She likes a laugh (of that I'm sure)

Her smile it makes her face so pretty

It's just a shame her taste is poor

(Because her team is Norwich City)

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over a year ago

I wish you'd write me a poem

Let me just finish dinner, then I'll get right on it.

Now, what could rhyme with Norwich City...

I look forward to reading it

For cute Miss I, here is your ditty

Penned in the bath, while having a dunk

I found a rhyme for 'Norwich City'

Despite the cider I have d*unk

I hope you find it somewhat witty

'cos if you don't, I fear I'm sunk

Miss I has Bristols most impressive

(Check out her pics and you will see)

I might have peeped, I do confess, if

You do too, you will agree.

"She is so friendly" say her veris

I bet she always has a smile

For those she meets, so dont be wary,

A good pm is just her style.

So if you're single, send a note

You never know you'll be in luck

Just make it pleasant, float her boat

Not simply "do you fancy a fuck"

She likes a laugh (of that I'm sure)

Her smile it makes her face so pretty

It's just a shame her taste is poor

(Because her team is Norwich City)

Thank you, I

it.

It's perfect

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

(I nearly asked you to change your profile to say "want a fuck" instead of "fancy", just so it'd scan better)

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over a year ago

"(I nearly asked you to change your profile to say "want a fuck" instead of "fancy", just so it'd scan better)

Get yer coat, yerv pulled!!!

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over a year ago

"(I nearly asked you to change your profile to say "want a fuck" instead of "fancy", just so it'd scan better)

Get yer coat, yerv pulled!!!"

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over a year ago

"(I nearly asked you to change your profile to say "want a fuck" instead of "fancy", just so it'd scan better)

Get yer coat, yerv pulled!!!

Easy 3 points for your boys next weekend.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

yes my ex wrote an album on the back of our split up 20 years ago, he was a guitarist..

i dont care, he was an asshole..

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over a year ago

"(I nearly asked you to change your profile to say "want a fuck" instead of "fancy", just so it'd scan better)

Get yer coat, yerv pulled!!!

Easy 3 points for your boys next weekend.

Haha! I wish but unfortunately this is where Chelsea turn their misfortunes around I feel

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over a year ago

"If someone writes me a country song, I will literally be their sex slave for ever more.

(Massive country fan. Guilty pleasure. Don't laugh!)

Very well...

'The Silky One' (Shania Twain)

So glad she answered

Hypnotising like a dancer

A site with many singles

Her lips and body make me tingle

They said, I'll bet

She never replies

But just look at us chatting on

Her every word gives me a hardon...

(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to

The one who inspires my woo

She turns me on and makes me glad

(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of

The one I long to make love

The Silky One I want so bad

Deeper than a lagoon

I feel I'm walking under her moon

Can't stop myself for panting

In her eyes of magic so enchanting

She says, no way

You must be playing

But just look at me writing on

Soft silly words for my Silky One...

(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to

The one who inspires my woo

She turns me on and makes me glad

(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of

The one I long to make love

The Silky One I want so bad

...I'll get me coat

Right, as blatantly cheating is clearly allowed, I'll see your Shania Twain and raise you a Charlie Rich.

Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?

And if you did, was she crying, crying?

Hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl that walked out on me

Tell her I'm sorry.

Tell her I need my baby.

Won't you tell her that I love her.

I woke up this morning, realized what I had done,

I stood alone in the cold gray dawn:

I knew I'd lost my morning sun.

I lost my head and I said some things,

Now come the heartaches that the morning brings.

I know I'm wrong and I couldn't see, I let my world slip away from me.

So, hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?

And if you did, was she crying, crying?

An' hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl that walked out on me:

Tell her I'm sorry.

Tell her I need my baby.

Oh, won't you tell her that I love her.

Erm, whilst my song was not completely original (and took me an entire 7 minutes to write

), you may have noticed that I changed all the words to the original (Still the one), I didn't just copy and paste them

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over a year ago

"If someone writes me a country song, I will literally be their sex slave for ever more.

(Massive country fan. Guilty pleasure. Don't laugh!)

Very well...

'The Silky One' (Shania Twain)

So glad she answered

Hypnotising like a dancer

A site with many singles

Her lips and body make me tingle

They said, I'll bet

She never replies

But just look at us chatting on

Her every word gives me a hardon...

(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to

The one who inspires my woo

She turns me on and makes me glad

(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of

The one I long to make love

The Silky One I want so bad

Deeper than a lagoon

I feel I'm walking under her moon

Can't stop myself for panting

In her eyes of magic so enchanting

She says, no way

You must be playing

But just look at me writing on

Soft silly words for my Silky One...

(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to

The one who inspires my woo

She turns me on and makes me glad

(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of

The one I long to make love

The Silky One I want so bad

...I'll get me coat

Right, as blatantly cheating is clearly allowed, I'll see your Shania Twain and raise you a Charlie Rich.

Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?

And if you did, was she crying, crying?

Hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl that walked out on me

Tell her I'm sorry.

Tell her I need my baby.

Won't you tell her that I love her.

I woke up this morning, realized what I had done,

I stood alone in the cold gray dawn:

I knew I'd lost my morning sun.

I lost my head and I said some things,

Now come the heartaches that the morning brings.

I know I'm wrong and I couldn't see, I let my world slip away from me.

So, hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?

And if you did, was she crying, crying?

An' hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl that walked out on me:

Tell her I'm sorry.

Tell her I need my baby.

Oh, won't you tell her that I love her.

Erm, whilst my song was not completely original (and took me an entire 7 minutes to write

), you may have noticed that I changed all the words to the original (Still the one), I didn't just copy and paste them

In truth I don't know the original.

Mine took about the same to copy and paste in its entirety.

Yours for the win I feel.

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over a year ago

"(I nearly asked you to change your profile to say "want a fuck" instead of "fancy", just so it'd scan better)

Get yer coat, yerv pulled!!!

Easy 3 points for your boys next weekend.

Haha! I wish but unfortunately this is where Chelsea turn their misfortunes around I feel

I wish I shared your opinion.

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over a year ago

"If someone writes me a country song, I will literally be their sex slave for ever more.

(Massive country fan. Guilty pleasure. Don't laugh!)

Very well...

'The Silky One' (Shania Twain)

So glad she answered

Hypnotising like a dancer

A site with many singles

Her lips and body make me tingle

They said, I'll bet

She never replies

But just look at us chatting on

Her every word gives me a hardon...

(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to

The one who inspires my woo

She turns me on and makes me glad

(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of

The one I long to make love

The Silky One I want so bad

Deeper than a lagoon

I feel I'm walking under her moon

Can't stop myself for panting

In her eyes of magic so enchanting

She says, no way

You must be playing

But just look at me writing on

Soft silly words for my Silky One...

(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to

The one who inspires my woo

She turns me on and makes me glad

(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of

The one I long to make love

The Silky One I want so bad

...I'll get me coat

Right, as blatantly cheating is clearly allowed, I'll see your Shania Twain and raise you a Charlie Rich.

Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?

And if you did, was she crying, crying?

Hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl that walked out on me

Tell her I'm sorry.

Tell her I need my baby.

Won't you tell her that I love her.

I woke up this morning, realized what I had done,

I stood alone in the cold gray dawn:

I knew I'd lost my morning sun.

I lost my head and I said some things,

Now come the heartaches that the morning brings.

I know I'm wrong and I couldn't see, I let my world slip away from me.

So, hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?

And if you did, was she crying, crying?

An' hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl that walked out on me:

Tell her I'm sorry.

Tell her I need my baby.

Oh, won't you tell her that I love her.

Erm, whilst my song was not completely original (and took me an entire 7 minutes to write

), you may have noticed that I changed all the words to the original (Still the one), I didn't just copy and paste them

In truth I don't know the original.

Mine took about the same to copy and paste in its entirety.

Yours for the win I feel.

You are gracious in defeat sir

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

The trouble doing this for all that time:

My thoughts still come in little rhymes

Mr ddc

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over a year ago

"And I mean a serious one (not some comedy take on 'roses are red' or the like) and how did it make you feel?

Have you ever written one for someone else?"

Yes I've had a few and they are wonderful. I just can't write them, I get a writers block every time

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over a year ago

"If someone writes me a country song, I will literally be their sex slave for ever more.

(Massive country fan. Guilty pleasure. Don't laugh!)

Very well...

'The Silky One' (Shania Twain)

So glad she answered

Hypnotising like a dancer

A site with many singles

Her lips and body make me tingle

They said, I'll bet

She never replies

But just look at us chatting on

Her every word gives me a hardon...

(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to

The one who inspires my woo

She turns me on and makes me glad

(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of

The one I long to make love

The Silky One I want so bad

Deeper than a lagoon

I feel I'm walking under her moon

Can't stop myself for panting

In her eyes of magic so enchanting

She says, no way

You must be playing

But just look at me writing on

Soft silly words for my Silky One...

(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to

The one who inspires my woo

She turns me on and makes me glad

(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of

The one I long to make love

The Silky One I want so bad

...I'll get me coat

Right, as blatantly cheating is clearly allowed, I'll see your Shania Twain and raise you a Charlie Rich.

Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?

And if you did, was she crying, crying?

Hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl that walked out on me

Tell her I'm sorry.

Tell her I need my baby.

Won't you tell her that I love her.

I woke up this morning, realized what I had done,

I stood alone in the cold gray dawn:

I knew I'd lost my morning sun.

I lost my head and I said some things,

Now come the heartaches that the morning brings.

I know I'm wrong and I couldn't see, I let my world slip away from me.

So, hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?

And if you did, was she crying, crying?

An' hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl that walked out on me:

Tell her I'm sorry.

Tell her I need my baby.

Oh, won't you tell her that I love her.

Erm, whilst my song was not completely original (and took me an entire 7 minutes to write

), you may have noticed that I changed all the words to the original (Still the one), I didn't just copy and paste them

In truth I don't know the original.

Mine took about the same to copy and paste in its entirety.

Yours for the win I feel.

You are gracious in defeat sir

Enjoy the spoils of your success.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sadly, this thread did not inspire any affectionate prose in my favour

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over a year ago

"Sadly, this thread did not inspire any affectionate prose in my favour

I can take a hint...

Ode to sexy brian.

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Brian, i'm feeling pretty tired

And not that inspired

But i cannot pass the opportunity

The write a ditty for thee

Especially so i could call you brian.

So this one is for you

Anyone who doesn't like it can eat my poo

As i look out the window of this (imaginary) train

I know you're really called sexybrain.

The end.

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over a year ago

"Sadly, this thread did not inspire any affectionate prose in my favour

I can take a hint...

Ode to sexy brian.

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Brian, i'm feeling pretty tired

And not that inspired

But i cannot pass the opportunity

The write a ditty for thee

Especially so i could call you brian.

So this one is for you

Anyone who doesn't like it can eat my poo

As i look out the window of this (imaginary) train

I know you're really called sexybrain.

The end.

I appreciate your song writing efforts, but feel that references to scat sex are best left out of romantic gestures

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over a year ago

"Sadly, this thread did not inspire any affectionate prose in my favour

I can take a hint...

Ode to sexy brian.

------------------

Brian, i'm feeling pretty tired

And not that inspired

But i cannot pass the opportunity

The write a ditty for thee

Especially so i could call you brian.

So this one is for you

Anyone who doesn't like it can eat my poo

As i look out the window of this (imaginary) train

I know you're really called sexybrain.

The end.

I appreciate your song writing efforts, but feel that references to scat sex are best left out of romantic gestures

Oh romance...i only do weird sorry.

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over a year ago

Both. An anonymous poem left by my bedside and accompanied by a room full of flowers. I had been on holiday so was a bit shocked and surprised. Nobody ever owned up.

My ex is a musician and he wrote a song for me which was very sweet and made me feel special.

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over a year ago

Wembley

"And I mean a serious one (not some comedy take on 'roses are red' or the like) and how did it make you feel?

Have you ever written one for someone else?"

I receive a lot of 'prose' in my inbox here. Does that count?

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over a year ago

"Sadly, this thread did not inspire any affectionate prose in my favour

I can take a hint...

Ode to sexy brian.

------------------

Brian, i'm feeling pretty tired

And not that inspired

But i cannot pass the opportunity

The write a ditty for thee

Especially so i could call you brian.

So this one is for you

Anyone who doesn't like it can eat my poo

As i look out the window of this (imaginary) train

I know you're really called sexybrain.

The end.

Inspired.

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over a year ago

Ok, SexyBrain.

You will know the tune but no one else will!

It's as per 'I Cant Stop Loving You'.

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My inbox filled with pervs,

Twats who don't deserve,

My heart is sinking and the dross goes on.

I can almost hear a laugh,

Coming from your avatar.

Funny how your page can share a thousand leanings.

A million desperate clones,

Sending filth from slimy phones.

Is it really me or just my snatch they're seeking?

Badly worded lies,

Manky cocks and inbred eyes.

Even though you're wrong I feel you deep inside.

Suddenly I type, 'just fuck off!', to those guys.

I can't, stop texting you.

Eloquence rarer than rocking-horse poo.

A man who, I can't see through, though I try to.....

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One verse and one chorus only.

I'm not as good at this as you!

Cleo.

xxxx

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over a year ago

"Sadly, this thread did not inspire any affectionate prose in my favour

I can take a hint...

Ode to sexy brian.

------------------

Brian, i'm feeling pretty tired

And not that inspired

But i cannot pass the opportunity

The write a ditty for thee

Especially so i could call you brian.

So this one is for you

Anyone who doesn't like it can eat my poo

As i look out the window of this (imaginary) train

I know you're really called sexybrain.

The end.

Inspired."

wish i'd managed to get 'inbred eyes' in there, just seen the other poem.

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over a year ago

"Sadly, this thread did not inspire any affectionate prose in my favour

I can take a hint...

Ode to sexy brian.

------------------

Brian, i'm feeling pretty tired

And not that inspired

But i cannot pass the opportunity

The write a ditty for thee

Especially so i could call you brian.

So this one is for you

Anyone who doesn't like it can eat my poo

As i look out the window of this (imaginary) train

I know you're really called sexybrain.

The end.

Inspired.

wish i'd managed to get 'inbred eyes' in there, just seen the other poem."

Hehe! It's a song that I've changed the lyrics to. Obscure and old, but I know he knows the band!

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over a year ago

I'm an English literature graduate (shameless plug). Have written a few poems which are always well received.

*puts down trumpet*

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over a year ago

"I'm an English literature graduate (shameless plug). Have written a few poems which are always well received.

*puts down trumpet* "

Here's hoping for something original

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"Sadly, this thread did not inspire any affectionate prose in my favour

I can take a hint...

Ode to sexy brian.

------------------

Brian, i'm feeling pretty tired

And not that inspired

But i cannot pass the opportunity

The write a ditty for thee

Especially so i could call you brian.

So this one is for you

Anyone who doesn't like it can eat my poo

As i look out the window of this (imaginary) train

I know you're really called sexybrain.

The end.

Inspired.

wish i'd managed to get 'inbred eyes' in there, just seen the other poem.

Hehe! It's a song that I've changed the lyrics to. Obscure and old, but I know he knows the band!"

Cool. I don;t know the song at all.

I like how you got poo in yours also, nice touch.

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over a year ago

"I'm an English literature graduate (shameless plug). Have written a few poems which are always well received.

*puts down trumpet*

Here's hoping for something original

You're special, you don't have to hope

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over a year ago

"I'm an English literature graduate (shameless plug). Have written a few poems which are always well received.

*puts down trumpet*

Here's hoping for something original

You're special, you don't have to hope

:*.. .....I'm waiting

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over a year ago

"Ok, SexyBrain.

You will know the tune but no one else will!

It's as per 'I Cant Stop Loving You'.

-------------

My inbox filled with pervs,

Twats who don't deserve,

My heart is sinking and the dross goes on.

I can almost hear a laugh,

Coming from your avatar.

Funny how your page can share a thousand leanings.

A million desperate clones,

Sending filth from slimy phones.

Is it really me or just my snatch they're seeking?

Badly worded lies,

Manky cocks and inbred eyes.

Even though you're wrong I feel you deep inside.

Suddenly I type, 'just fuck off!', to those guys.

I can't, stop texting you.

Eloquence rarer than rocking-horse poo.

A man who, I can't see through, though I try to.....

-----------

One verse and one chorus only.

I'm not as good at this as you!

Cleo.

xxxx

Cleo, THAT was genius

You're determined to make your lyrics fit just like me with mine

xxx

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over a year ago

"I'm an English literature graduate (shameless plug). Have written a few poems which are always well received.

*puts down trumpet*

Here's hoping for something original

You're special, you don't have to hope

:*.. .....I'm waiting

Scarlet seduction much cleverer than her husband.... More to come

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