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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

That Halle Berry can purr at me while she's wearing leather any time she likes!

Hubba hubba!

Who does it for you?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm yes im watching it too lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michelle Pfeiffer did it for me in the catsuit

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By *ingleguy1973Man
over a year ago

peterborough


"Who does it for you?!"

angelina jolie as lara croft... got a thing about women with guns

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Rupert Penry Jones.

Joanna Lumley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugh Jackman but he's got to be dressed as Wolverine mmmm lush

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

ohh i quite agree !! shes stunning in the film !!

what else does it for me??? hmmmmm.... well female wise catherine zeta jones in entrapment .scene wheres shes blindfolded and training for going through the lazers ...wow drool !!!!just mesmerising !

guy wise def hugh jackman in wolverine brusting out the water tank naked .... phew sorry i need a lie down now !! faint !!! lol !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Halle has a big fan here too.

I also love Keira Knightly and Cameron Diaz (mainly her mouth) mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tim Roth as Cal Lightman, dirty little sod he is.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Michelle Pfeiffer did it for me in the catsuit "

right person wrong film

Michelle pfeiffer on top of that piano in "the Fabulous baker boys" is just dreamy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Juliette Binoche in Chocolat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kim Basinger - 9 and a half weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her flexibility in this...and her naked in monster's ball! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kristen Scott Thomas and Juliette Binoche in the English Patient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary Oldman or a close second Tim Roth and a close third Christian Bale

give me any of them and Id be happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty Girls in Edinburgh but if I'm a realist & have any chance what so ever I'd have to say Thandie Newton or Anna Friel

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Samuel L Jackson in his kilt in 51st state

Alan Rickman in just about anything but put a bag over his head I just want to hear the voice

Jason Isaacs as Lucius Malfoy in the Harry Potter films

Women well the list is far too long for me to think........Pink for a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the women mentioned here are nothing but eye candy. Im suprised people find them sexy. They are VERY pretty , Good ( not great ) bodies but they are brainless , mindless , uninteresting Stepford types ..... I'd sooner take a turd out on a leash. If there isn't a dirty sparkle behind the eyes and something totally base in their character im not interested. The women that are mentioned here would SHIT if another woman made an advance. They are just pure mainstream zombies...... surely you'd be more turned on by someone you had a chance with ..... clinical every one of em ....with the exception of Pink - androgenous indeed.

Im going to have a little think about who is sexy - to me that is - obviously you can have your barbies..... now then ...hmmmmmmmm

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Toby Keith....Toby Keith....Brad Paisley....Josh Turner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of the women mentioned here are nothing but eye candy. Im suprised people find them sexy. They are VERY pretty , Good ( not great ) bodies but they are brainless , mindless , uninteresting Stepford types ..... I'd sooner take a turd out on a leash. If there isn't a dirty sparkle behind the eyes and something totally base in their character im not interested. The women that are mentioned here would SHIT if another woman made an advance. They are just pure mainstream zombies...... surely you'd be more turned on by someone you had a chance with ..... clinical every one of em ....with the exception of Pink - androgenous indeed.

Im going to have a little think about who is sexy - to me that is - obviously you can have your barbies..... now then ...hmmmmmmmm "

Would be terrible if we all liked the same and at the end of the day I just want to fuck them not commit to them lol.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Most of the women mentioned here are nothing but eye candy. Im suprised people find them sexy. They are VERY pretty , Good ( not great ) bodies but they are brainless , mindless , uninteresting Stepford types ..... I'd sooner take a turd out on a leash. If there isn't a dirty sparkle behind the eyes and something totally base in their character im not interested. The women that are mentioned here would SHIT if another woman made an advance. They are just pure mainstream zombies...... surely you'd be more turned on by someone you had a chance with ..... clinical every one of em ....with the exception of Pink - androgenous indeed.

Im going to have a little think about who is sexy - to me that is - obviously you can have your barbies..... now then ...hmmmmmmmm

Would be terrible if we all liked the same and at the end of the day I just want to fuck them not commit to them lol."

You spelt that right too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a ninor confession to make - I need to amend my list of impossible dreams to include - well she knows who but lets say DL14 postcodes have some lovely people in them

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Most of the women mentioned here are nothing but eye candy. Im suprised people find them sexy. They are VERY pretty , Good ( not great ) bodies but they are brainless , mindless , uninteresting Stepford types ..... I'd sooner take a turd out on a leash. If there isn't a dirty sparkle behind the eyes and something totally base in their character im not interested. The women that are mentioned here would SHIT if another woman made an advance. They are just pure mainstream zombies...... surely you'd be more turned on by someone you had a chance with ..... clinical every one of em ....with the exception of Pink - androgenous indeed.

Im going to have a little think about who is sexy - to me that is - obviously you can have your barbies..... now then ...hmmmmmmmm "

Blimey Granny... say it how is... no really, don't be beating round the bush, we can take it!

Just to clarify though... the eye candy stuff was what I meant. If we're going for serious hubba hubba then I'd like Matthew Gray Gubler in his character as Spencer Reid in Criminal Minds... smart and geeky! Yum!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"Most of the women mentioned here are nothing but eye candy. Im suprised people find them sexy. They are VERY pretty , Good ( not great ) bodies but they are brainless , mindless , uninteresting Stepford types ..... I'd sooner take a turd out on a leash. If there isn't a dirty sparkle behind the eyes and something totally base in their character im not interested. The women that are mentioned here would SHIT if another woman made an advance. They are just pure mainstream zombies...... surely you'd be more turned on by someone you had a chance with ..... clinical every one of em ....with the exception of Pink - androgenous indeed.

Im going to have a little think about who is sexy - to me that is - obviously you can have your barbies..... now then ...hmmmmmmmm "

i never knew you could tell if a woman would be bi/gay just from looking at em ???? who know which female stars would be perfectly happy between another womans thighs lol !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a ninor confession to make - I need to amend my list of impossible dreams to include - well she knows who but lets say DL14 postcodes have some lovely people in them "

this type of forum creepiness gives me ripples .......Just text her who ever she is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of the women mentioned here are nothing but eye candy. Im suprised people find them sexy. They are VERY pretty , Good ( not great ) bodies but they are brainless , mindless , uninteresting Stepford types ..... I'd sooner take a turd out on a leash. If there isn't a dirty sparkle behind the eyes and something totally base in their character im not interested. The women that are mentioned here would SHIT if another woman made an advance. They are just pure mainstream zombies...... surely you'd be more turned on by someone you had a chance with ..... clinical every one of em ....with the exception of Pink - androgenous indeed.

Im going to have a little think about who is sexy - to me that is - obviously you can have your barbies..... now then ...hmmmmmmmm

Would be terrible if we all liked the same and at the end of the day I just want to fuck them not commit to them lol."

No No No. You can't fuck them while they are screaming for poking your eyeballs .... I don't want commitment either but short of rohipnol they remain just sommat to look at AND hetero. Now C'mon ......who is FAMOUS, DIRTY and WOULD oh ....and FUCKABLE?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of the women mentioned here are nothing but eye candy. Im suprised people find them sexy. They are VERY pretty , Good ( not great ) bodies but they are brainless , mindless , uninteresting Stepford types ..... I'd sooner take a turd out on a leash. If there isn't a dirty sparkle behind the eyes and something totally base in their character im not interested. The women that are mentioned here would SHIT if another woman made an advance. They are just pure mainstream zombies...... surely you'd be more turned on by someone you had a chance with ..... clinical every one of em ....with the exception of Pink - androgenous indeed.

Im going to have a little think about who is sexy - to me that is - obviously you can have your barbies..... now then ...hmmmmmmmm

i never knew you could tell if a woman would be bi/gay just from looking at em ???? who know which female stars would be perfectly happy between another womans thighs lol ! "

You are joking ? right ? You can't tell gays by looking at them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toby Keith....Toby Keith....Brad Paisley....Josh Turner "

a country fan then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

daniel day lewis as the injun ......drool

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"Most of the women mentioned here are nothing but eye candy. Im suprised people find them sexy. They are VERY pretty , Good ( not great ) bodies but they are brainless , mindless , uninteresting Stepford types ..... I'd sooner take a turd out on a leash. If there isn't a dirty sparkle behind the eyes and something totally base in their character im not interested. The women that are mentioned here would SHIT if another woman made an advance. They are just pure mainstream zombies...... surely you'd be more turned on by someone you had a chance with ..... clinical every one of em ....with the exception of Pink - androgenous indeed.

Im going to have a little think about who is sexy - to me that is - obviously you can have your barbies..... now then ...hmmmmmmmm

i never knew you could tell if a woman would be bi/gay just from looking at em ???? who know which female stars would be perfectly happy between another womans thighs lol !

You are joking ? right ? You can't tell gays by looking at them ? "

nope not all lol !! you mean you can???? theres plenty of gay people who others would never have a clue that was their sexual orintation! lol !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about Robert Redford in Butch Cassidy...... sexy as hell mmmmmmm!

And Denzel Washington in just about anything, or better, just about nothing!

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I have a ninor confession to make - I need to amend my list of impossible dreams to include - well she knows who but lets say DL14 postcodes have some lovely people in them

this type of forum creepiness gives me ripples .......Just text her who ever she is "

+1

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"You are joking ? right ? You can't tell gays by looking at them ? "

Pssst, Granny.

I think you're a little behind the times. We don't call them 'gays' anymore. They're Homosexualists.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Toby Keith....Toby Keith....Brad Paisley....Josh Turner

a country fan then!"

Yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaw

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By *ocketManUKMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Sandra Bullock please, in just about anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandra Bullock is possibly the only one who could persuade me to take a walk in the dark side!

Gents wise, Bruce Willis, Robert Downey Jr, George Clooney, Mathew McConaughey, Gerard Butler and David Wenham in their physical prime while in 300, Jean Reno and Vincent Cassel for their twinkles in their eyes... to name a few!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holly Willoughboobie...i would love to taste/sniff/touch her!!!..

Kanye West...id get dirty knee's every day for that man!!!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are joking ? right ? You can't tell gays by looking at them ?

Pssst, Granny.

I think you're a little behind the times. We don't call them 'gays' anymore. They're Homosexualists.

"

'We'? Who are 'We' ? The Scottish Federation for Current Addressing of Poofters? I said GAY as the poster to whom , who I was replying to said Gay .... you're soooooooooo gay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandra Bullock ........yessss ermmmmm no ... to look at okay but she's not gay really ....

Uhmmmmmmmm Madelaine Kahn...... Sandi Osho ........ Shirley McClaine....... yesssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of the women mentioned here are nothing but eye candy. Im suprised people find them sexy. They are VERY pretty , Good ( not great ) bodies but they are brainless , mindless , uninteresting Stepford types ..... I'd sooner take a turd out on a leash. If there isn't a dirty sparkle behind the eyes and something totally base in their character im not interested. The women that are mentioned here would SHIT if another woman made an advance. They are just pure mainstream zombies...... surely you'd be more turned on by someone you had a chance with ..... clinical every one of em ....with the exception of Pink - androgenous indeed.

Im going to have a little think about who is sexy - to me that is - obviously you can have your barbies..... now then ...hmmmmmmmm

Would be terrible if we all liked the same and at the end of the day I just want to fuck them not commit to them lol.

No No No. You can't fuck them while they are screaming for poking your eyeballs .... I don't want commitment either but short of rohipnol they remain just sommat to look at AND hetero. Now C'mon ......who is FAMOUS, DIRTY and WOULD oh ....and FUCKABLE?"

Jodie Foster

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"You are joking ? right ? You can't tell gays by looking at them ?

Pssst, Granny.

I think you're a little behind the times. We don't call them 'gays' anymore. They're Homosexualists.

'We'? Who are 'We' ? The Scottish Federation for Current Addressing of Poofters? I said GAY as the poster to whom , who I was replying to said Gay .... you're soooooooooo gay."

*sigh*

Oh Granny.

You're confused again.

I'm not 'gay'.

I'm 'bi-curious'.

Which means that if i have to suck your cock in order to shag your wife, i will.But if you're not bothered either way and i can shag her anyway, i won't.

Is that clearer for you?

(Or do i really want to suck his cock anyway..?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who does it for you?!

angelina jolie as lara croft... got a thing about women with guns "

angelina does it for me in a sack lol she rocks whatever she's wearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are joking ? right ? You can't tell gays by looking at them ?

Pssst, Granny.

I think you're a little behind the times. We don't call them 'gays' anymore. They're Homosexualists.

'We'? Who are 'We' ? The Scottish Federation for Current Addressing of Poofters? I said GAY as the poster to whom , who I was replying to said Gay .... you're soooooooooo gay.

*sigh*

Oh Granny.

You're confused again.

I'm not 'gay'.

I'm 'bi-curious'.

Which means that if i have to suck your cock in order to shag your wife, i will.But if you're not bothered either way and i can shag her anyway, i won't.

Is that clearer for you?

(Or do i really want to suck his cock anyway..?)

"

I wasn't referring to your sexuality .... dumpkopf

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"You are joking ? right ? You can't tell gays by looking at them ?

Pssst, Granny.

I think you're a little behind the times. We don't call them 'gays' anymore. They're Homosexualists.

'We'? Who are 'We' ? The Scottish Federation for Current Addressing of Poofters? I said GAY as the poster to whom , who I was replying to said Gay .... you're soooooooooo gay.

*sigh*

Oh Granny.

You're confused again.

I'm not 'gay'.

I'm 'bi-curious'.

Which means that if i have to suck your cock in order to shag your wife, i will.But if you're not bothered either way and i can shag her anyway, i won't.

Is that clearer for you?

(Or do i really want to suck his cock anyway..?)

I wasn't referring to your sexuality .... dumpkopf "

Erm, so i've just given the whole 'bi-game' away for no reason then...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'd have found out at some point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You pair are cracking me up, thanks xx

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