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By *y_funcouple OP Couple
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

Chick flicks???

Do they just pretend to moan and whinge when they are on and really love watching them ??

Just wondering???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either That they watch them because they know a "semi naked" or "undies" scene will appear at some point lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aint that fussed on em i prefer the real thing xx

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

I sat through Marley and Me not so long ago with Carambar Jr... we thought it was going to be a comedy not a rom com.

I hated it. So much so that I started thinking about which wall tiles I should get for my new bathroom, and whether the floor tiles should be the same colour or a different style.

There were no redeeming features about this film. There were no funny parts to it, the romance side was just mushy rubbish (not a bad thing considering Carambar Jr was watching it too!), there wasn't any violence... I was kinda hoping they'd all die in a big car crash - including that bloody dog. Argh, it was a complete waste of 1½ hours of my life!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Not sure if, "Something about Mary"

is a chick flick, but its very funny!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Either That they watch them because they know a "semi naked" or "undies" scene will appear at some point lol

thats a bit cynical.are you saying all men are shallow.b******! spot on.

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By *y_funcouple OP Couple
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

"Not sure if, "Something about Mary"

is a chick flick, but its very funny!

Just for you yes it is now !!

xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no find them boring with bad plots.

Standard chick-flick formula

Pretty, narcissistic, shallow girl

Slightly dorky but decent guy

Guy worships girl, girl treats him like sh!t

Guy has to prove himself in a multitude of scenes to her lofty standards

Girl goes through a few learning experiences

Eventually guy proposes one one knee in a very public setting to great applause from strangers

Girl settles for him and they marry

The End.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Chick flicks???

Do they just pretend to moan and whinge when they are on and really love watching them ??

Just wondering???"
I dont like em never mind the guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no cannot see the point to them.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

"no find them boring with bad plots.

Standard chick-flick formula

Pretty, narcissistic, shallow girl

Slightly dorky but decent guy

Guy worships girl, girl treats him like sh!t

Guy has to prove himself in a multitude of scenes to her lofty standards

Girl goes through a few learning experiences

Eventually guy proposes one one knee in a very public setting to great applause from strangers

Girl settles for him and they marry

The End."

I agree. Hate the bloody films.

Give me horror or realistic violence any day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not that they are crap, just that there are so many and they all have teh same story. One every now and then is ok.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"no cannot see the point to them.

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Oh i can see the point...hormones!!! Gimme footie anyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there soul destroying

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"no cannot see the point to them.

Oh i can see the point...hormones!!! Gimme footie anyday

You really are my kinda woman!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"no cannot see the point to them.

Oh i can see the point...hormones!!! Gimme footie anyday

You really are my kinda woman!

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I forgot to add i burp a lot lol ask anyone whos met me lol

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"no cannot see the point to them.

Oh i can see the point...hormones!!! Gimme footie anyday

You really are my kinda woman!

I forgot to add i burp a lot lol ask anyone whos met me lol

Now you're just saying things that you know I'll like.

Do you like beer too? And what about poker? Followed by a bit of XBox?

Does that sound like a good night in to you? If so, let's ditch this joint and go and get married in Vegas!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Pretty, narcissistic, shallow girl

Slightly dorky but decent guy

Guy worships girl, girl treats him like sh!t

Guy has to prove himself in a multitude of scenes to her lofty standards

Girl then blocks and deletes

The End."

So, a bit like being on here then, but with fitter birds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no cannot see the point to them.

Oh i can see the point...hormones!!! Gimme footie anyday

You really are my kinda woman!

I forgot to add i burp a lot lol ask anyone whos met me lol

Yeah and she loves jelly too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the one where licken thinks the sky is falling on his head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I definitely don't I had to endure watching 'Letters to Juliet' or something like that in silence on a long haul flight (the tv was right infront of my face) without hearing a word I had worked out what happened and what was going to happen - it was that predictable...when it started playing again afterwards, I could of cried!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Pretty, narcissistic, shallow girl

Slightly dorky but decent guy

Guy worships girl, girl treats him like sh!t

Guy has to prove himself in a multitude of scenes to her lofty standards

Girl then blocks and deletes

The End.

So, a bit like being on here then, but with fitter birds?"

I really wanted to put

but I like my bollocks where they are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty, narcissistic, shallow girl

Slightly dorky but decent guy

Guy worships girl, girl treats him like sh!t

Guy has to prove himself in a multitude of scenes to her lofty standards

Girl then blocks and deletes

The End.

So, a bit like being on here then, but with fitter birds?"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"no cannot see the point to them.

Oh i can see the point...hormones!!! Gimme footie anyday

You really are my kinda woman!

I forgot to add i burp a lot lol ask anyone whos met me lol

Yeah and she loves jelly too xx

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Shurrup you!!! I like a beer or two...mines a pint please....unfortunately i dont "game"...sorry

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"I definitely don't I had to endure watching 'Letters to Juliet' or something like that in silence on a long haul flight (the tv was right infront of my face) without hearing a word I had worked out what happened and what was going to happen - it was that predictable...when it started playing again afterwards, I could of cried!"

Just make sure you rub your eyes with the correct hand - could be very painful otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well going solely on the other half’s fits of laughter when watching there’s something about mary the other night I’d guess he liked it even if he won’t admit it

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"no cannot see the point to them.

Oh i can see the point...hormones!!! Gimme footie anyday

You really are my kinda woman!

I forgot to add i burp a lot lol ask anyone whos met me lol

Yeah and she loves jelly too xx

Shurrup you!!! I like a beer or two...mines a pint please....unfortunately i dont "game"...sorry

That's ok, it means you can go to the fridge when I need another beer.

I still think we'll make an ideal couple. I've booked 2 tickets to Vegas on the next available flight. How long will it take you to get to Heathrow, hun? xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"no cannot see the point to them.

Oh i can see the point...hormones!!! Gimme footie anyday

You really are my kinda woman!

I forgot to add i burp a lot lol ask anyone whos met me lol

Yeah and she loves jelly too xx

Shurrup you!!! I like a beer or two...mines a pint please....unfortunately i dont "game"...sorry

That's ok, it means you can go to the fridge when I need another beer.

I still think we'll make an ideal couple. I've booked 2 tickets to Vegas on the next available flight. How long will it take you to get to Heathrow, hun? xx"
Im currently wearing a chastity belt it only has one key.....also on a long leash....what do you think?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"unfortunately i dont "game"...sorry

Really?

I had always assumed you were "on the.."

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"unfortunately i dont "game"...sorry

Really?

I had always assumed you were "on the..""
Il put you in the naughty corner in a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend who is a self confessed chick flick hater but he as sat through Mama Mia 4 times and been caught with a tear in his eye lol

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Chick flicks???

Do they just pretend to moan and whinge when they are on and really love watching them ??

Just wondering???"

it depends... I can actually watch something like sleepless in seattle/you got mail or four weddings/notting hill/love actually, but I can't watch bridget jones/any jennifer anniston fluff.....

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

I had to re-read your post, Fabio. I thought you said anything with Jennifer Aniston as a fluffer.

I was about to start searching Google for those films!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I had to re-read your post, Fabio. I thought you said anything with Jennifer Aniston as a fluffer.

I was about to start searching Google for those films!"

And I just had to re-read YOUR post!

*picks chair back up, puts cock away*

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