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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You get a text off a lass saying 'i need the loo, so thought of you'

What are your 'oh, I'm a bloody perv!' Moments?

Let's hear 'em...can't just be me

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I have been known to video myself weeing 'just in case' someone may want to see it later - that's all I am admitting to so far.....I have a lot more as you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you look through your pictures on your phone and out of 609, 567 are filthy pictures you've either taken or been sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you look through your pictures on your phone and out of 609, 567 are filthy pictures you've either taken or been sent

Indeed

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By *rbusyhandsMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

When you are the go to guy for 'kinky' advice/questions from all your friends.

When you have to say your battery died if anyone wants to borrow your phone/use your computer (as its full of filth).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you are the go to guy for 'kinky' advice/questions from all your friends.

When you have to say your battery died if anyone wants to borrow your phone/use your computer (as its full of filth).

You discuss figging at a girlfriends birthday meal in Prezzos

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By *eanutButterJellyTimeCouple
over a year ago

the middle of the world

when you have to consciously think "these are vanilla friends" in every day life before blurting out what's actually on your mind...

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

People wrinkle their noses up when they are near you and surreptitiously move away

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Maybe you upset her and she thinks you're a big shit...

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By *unkysoulWoman
over a year ago

Mitcham, Surrey

The names in my contact list on my phone...well they tell a pretty sordid story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at my hotlist and being unable to decide whom to perve so perving everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your vanilla friends ask if you're going to a normal party or a 'sex party'

Your flatmate asks "Is it safe to go in there?" before using your en suite after the great Buttplug in the Sink incident of 2015

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When your vanilla friends are looking forward to an evening out so they can hear what you've been up to

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"When your vanilla friends are looking forward to an evening out so they can hear what you've been up to

Haha!! Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your vanilla friends are looking forward to an evening out so they can hear what you've been up to

Haha!! Yes

Lol yep!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeaky clean me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the guys at work call me "sick" and then walk away shaking their heads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When friends who talk of their sex lives can see you're not even shocked in the slightest, when they think it's crazy.

Or when you mention something to them and they say 'what is that'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when you have to consciously think "these are vanilla friends" in every day life before blurting out what's actually on your mind..."

haha yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your friend gets a ring stuck on their finger and you whip some numbing lube out to a sea of confused faces...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your friend gets a ring stuck on their finger and you whip some numbing lube out to a sea of confused faces..."

Where was their finger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your friend gets a ring stuck on their finger and you whip some numbing lube out to a sea of confused faces...

Where was their finger?

Oh no we're not THAT close

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When you are out on a social night pubbing and clubbing and everyone assumes you are sleeping with your friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The names in my contact list on my phone...well they tell a pretty sordid story

Yeah, got so many names under 'f' in my phone book..

Fab a

Fab b

Fab c etc etc....f is where all you good fab people live in my phonebook

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you are out on a social night pubbing and clubbing and everyone assumes you are sleeping with your friend

Sometimes I am sleeping with a friend :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you are the go to guy for 'kinky' advice/questions from all your friends.

When you have to say your battery died if anyone wants to borrow your phone/use your computer (as its full of filth).

Yup no one touches the phone hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When friends who talk of their sex lives can see you're not even shocked in the slightest, when they think it's crazy.

Or when you mention something to them and they say 'what is that'

It's great eh..

'X was kissing two different guys last night'...blah blah..

I'm thinking 'really? cos I was watching y take three cocks and eating a out z in a room full of folk...'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When the guys at work call me "sick" and then walk away shaking their heads. "

I'll bet they go Google that Shit later though....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have been known to video myself weeing 'just in case' someone may want to see it later - that's all I am admitting to so far.....I have a lot more as you know

Yeah, you could fill a thread!

Oh, when I see you next...fetch one of those vids eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you look through your pictures on your phone and out of 609, 567 are filthy pictures you've either taken or been sent

Yours is a good number to have it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your sat at work having bait&a sexual innuendo or subject gets mentioned and all the others in the room look straight at you for an answer or a smutty reply.......also when "giggitty" enters your everyday vocabulary lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"when you have to consciously think "these are vanilla friends" in every day life before blurting out what's actually on your mind..."

I still blurt stuff out...but seem to be able to make it sound a little tamer than what I'm actually thinking...luckily.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

When your friends read something dirty/ kinky and phone/text you for an explanation.

When you friends face time you and say "are you alone, us it safe"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe you upset her and she thinks you're a big shit...

That does happen a lot to me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my friends drool over super fit guys and I'm lucky enough to have sex with fellas just like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you need a chair for the office at home and instead of Ikea get an antique dentists chair off ebay...

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

When chains and bits of rope are part of your home decor.

When you can't help trying out the stingingness of diverse items in shops.. Preverting everyday items ....

Condoms are on a monthly delivery schedule from Amazon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you on fab in chat n ya mum pops in for a brew n says ohhhh you on ya wanky cam site again can we laugh at the wonky willy brigade lmfao (most thursdays)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A playmate refers to you as a dirty _edhead when you have just got out of the bath

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

When you tell a friend you have a sprained wrist..

and they snigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you look through your pictures on your phone and out of 609, 567 are filthy pictures you've either taken or been sent

Did you pick my phone up by mistake??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm out and never pull yet I could pull my phone out and find someone if I wanted

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"When I'm out and never pull yet I could pull my phone out and find someone if I wanted

This

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I have been known to video myself weeing 'just in case' someone may want to see it later - that's all I am admitting to so far.....I have a lot more as you know

Yeah, you could fill a thread!

Oh, when I see you next...fetch one of those vids eh?

Nope but I will give you an up close view and you can film it for yourself

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

When someone mentions pegging out the washing, and you somehow don't hear the washing word...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to show someone an innocuous pic on your phone, but bring up a pic of you with a cock in your mouth.

...I use private folder function now.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"When you go to show someone an innocuous pic on your phone, but bring up a pic of you with a cock in your mouth.

...I use private folder function now."

I have a don't go either side policy for my phone if I show people anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get introduced to someone and as your saying hello your thinking how good they would taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you go to show someone an innocuous pic on your phone, but bring up a pic of you with a cock in your mouth.

...I use private folder function now."

Yep!!!! Done this FAR to many times!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you look through your pictures on your phone and out of 609, 567 are filthy pictures you've either taken or been sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You get a text off a lass saying 'i need the loo, so thought of you'

What are your 'oh, I'm a bloody perv!' Moments?

Let's hear 'em...can't just be me

Pmsl .... wait and see

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

When someone puts on Facebook that they have been for a facial and you have a little snigger to yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^^^ nice to know I'm not the only person inadvertently showing filthy pics to folk.

I was d*unk, and my reaction time wasn't great. I think the person got a good look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you put f into your internet search and Google already knows your'e looking for fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you put f into your internet search and Google already knows your'e looking for fab "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your best friend has to call you to check your not naked before coming in and that you don't have some random tied to the bed or chair

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By *izzyRascalWoman
over a year ago

North Hants

"When you put f into your internet search and Google already knows your'e looking for fab "

Haha always! In fact its pretty much constantly open in the background of my phone.

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By *izzyRascalWoman
over a year ago

North Hants

When you randomly download Tinder again for the first time in forever and get chatting to two guys. Both who then get jealous when you tell them they can't have you to themselves as you love playing with different people. Have deleted Tinder again haha. What was I thinking?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you drop DP or rimming into a conversation like its a day to day occurrence and people just look back with a blank expression on there face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You get a text off a lass saying 'i need the loo, so thought of you'

What are your 'oh, I'm a bloody perv!' Moments?

Let's hear 'em...can't just be me

Pmsl .... wait and see

Here now....waitin'

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Your phone reads aloud the name of a contact in your phonebook, as well as their suggestive text message and all around you blush or get turned on.

I don't just list contacts as 'Sue' or 'Nick', but add some very detailed thinking and reflections upon them. Am I alone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have been known to video myself weeing 'just in case' someone may want to see it later - that's all I am admitting to so far.....I have a lot more as you know

Yeah, you could fill a thread!

Oh, when I see you next...fetch one of those vids eh?

Nope but I will give you an up close view and you can film it for yourself

Deal

forgot how kinky you bloody were.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sue Cook and Nick Ross?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your phone reads aloud the name of a contact in your phonebook, as well as their suggestive text message and all around you blush or get turned on.

I don't just list contacts as 'Sue' or 'Nick', but add some very detailed thinking and reflections upon them. Am I alone?"

Not at all my contacts are 'colourful'

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Your phone reads aloud the name of a contact in your phonebook, as well as their suggestive text message and all around you blush or get turned on.

I don't just list contacts as 'Sue' or 'Nick', but add some very detailed thinking and reflections upon them. Am I alone?

Not at all my contacts are 'colourful'"

Great, perhaps you'll add some info into the forum thread about it.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"The names in my contact list on my phone...well they tell a pretty sordid story

Yeah, got so many names under 'f' in my phone book..

Fab a

Fab b

Fab c etc etc....f is where all you good fab people live in my phonebook

Mine all start FS.....

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

You run around cooking dinner in too few clothes in front of the kids but you don't care coz you're horny....someone else will empty the oven so you don't have to bend over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The names in my contact list on my phone...well they tell a pretty sordid story

Yeah, got so many names under 'f' in my phone book..

Fab a

Fab b

Fab c etc etc....f is where all you good fab people live in my phonebook

i have a lot of friends with F as surname

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By *izzyRascalWoman
over a year ago

North Hants

"The names in my contact list on my phone...well they tell a pretty sordid story

Yeah, got so many names under 'f' in my phone book..

Fab a

Fab b

Fab c etc etc....f is where all you good fab people live in my phonebook

i have a lot of friends with F as surname "

Haha yes me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone uses the word fab in a sentence and your ears pop up

Also, when your friend tells you a lady is in the photo booth and she's taking ages, you immediately think they must be taking pictures of her boobs or sucking on a dildo

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

When you walk down the street going "yes, no, maybe, oh definitely," in yur head.

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By *izzyRascalWoman
over a year ago

North Hants

When you realise your last comment was the 69th comment and you think mmmmmmmmm

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

When you get to the check out and the guy you are with asks if you think a pack of 12 condoms is enough for the night

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

When you have to turn all your notifications off on a night out because of the constant ping of watsap and kik

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have to turn all your notifications off on a night out because of the constant ping of watsap and kik

And hide your gallery because of the pics on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You get a text off a lass saying 'i need the loo, so thought of you'

What are your 'oh, I'm a bloody perv!' Moments?

Let's hear 'em...can't just be me

Pmsl .... wait and see

Here now....waitin'

Was it worth the wait ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You get a text off a lass saying 'i need the loo, so thought of you'

What are your 'oh, I'm a bloody perv!' Moments?

Let's hear 'em...can't just be me

When you're bi.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You get a text off a lass saying 'i need the loo, so thought of you'

What are your 'oh, I'm a bloody perv!' Moments?

Let's hear 'em...can't just be me

Pmsl .... wait and see

Here now....waitin'

Was it worth the wait ?

What? Lining up all those firsts and knocking them over like skittles? Or halving my bucket list in one night?

Was ok I suppose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You get a text off a lass saying 'i need the loo, so thought of you'

What are your 'oh, I'm a bloody perv!' Moments?

Let's hear 'em...can't just be me

When you're bi.

Greedy bastards!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I have been known to video myself weeing 'just in case' someone may want to see it later - that's all I am admitting to so far.....I have a lot more as you know

Yeah, you could fill a thread!

Oh, when I see you next...fetch one of those vids eh?

Nope but I will give you an up close view and you can film it for yourself

Deal

forgot how kinky you bloody were.....

Well I will have to remind you....I have new toys now and considering you bi thread I am going to be using them on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have been known to video myself weeing 'just in case' someone may want to see it later - that's all I am admitting to so far.....I have a lot more as you know

Yeah, you could fill a thread!

Oh, when I see you next...fetch one of those vids eh?

Nope but I will give you an up close view and you can film it for yourself

Deal

forgot how kinky you bloody were.....

Well I will have to remind you....I have new toys now and considering you bi thread I am going to be using them on you

Go mad

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