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Good news for those about to hit 40

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just had a chat with mum about celebrities and plastic surgery.

During this chat I mentioned how attractive I think Kate Winslet is.

'Well she's only young'

'She's not that young she's in her forties'

'Exactly, she's only a kid'

So for all those worried about hitting 40 remember, to some, you're still a nipper.

It's all a matter of perspective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

53 ain t bad either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont look 40anyway...i turn it at the end of december..but am really a wee hot spring chicken...its all the fags,booze and cheap women that've helped me stay young.

Though I think my mind is going..

for the last few weeks I've been thinking this is 2016...I even today told the shopowner he'd sold me outta date juice(I'd bought the smae during the week and though may 2016..he's sold me outta date juice),so I confronted him today and he very politely tells me this IS 2015.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You confused me with someone who gives a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

40+ best ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You confused me with someone who gives a shit"

well with that foundation you look 20 years tounger, happy 50th when it comes m8

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I don't think I look my age either but I've just had a chatter on the phone with my Mum and she's worrying about death. She's perfectly fit and healthy so I told to stop worrying cause she'll likely get wiped out by a bus on her bike rather than some shitty illness.

She laughed then hung up.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I've got a fair few months before the decade age filter kicks in. I shall just have to try and cram as much in as possible before the end of next summer.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"You confused me with someone who gives a shit

well with that foundation you look 20 years tounger, happy 50th when it comes m8"

I spotted a couple of people I went to school with the other day and thought, they look as rough as fuck.

*shrugs*

It's an age.

If you want to be technical about it, don;t forget the year from 0-1 and add to the your 9months in the womb... you're probably closer to 40 than you think, or over the line already.

It's arbitrary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I look my age either but I've just had a chatter on the phone with my Mum and she's worrying about death. She's perfectly fit and healthy so I told to stop worrying cause she'll likely get wiped out by a bus on her bike rather than some shitty illness.

She laughed then hung up. "

can we chat on the phone..I wanna talk about life , death and shagging u..its my lifelong dream..plus I have early onset dementia, and craving big diddies

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I've got a fair few months before the decade age filter kicks in. I shall just have to try and cram as much in as possible before the end of next summer. "

Just under 6 for me - I can't wait to get out of my 30's!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a fair few months before the decade age filter kicks in. I shall just have to try and cram as much in as possible before the end of next summer. "

I know where I'd like to cram ma ham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You confused me with someone who gives a shit

well with that foundation you look 20 years tounger, happy 50th when it comes m8

I spotted a couple of people I went to school with the other day and thought, they look as rough as fuck.

*shrugs*

It's an age.

If you want to be technical about it, don;t forget the year from 0-1 and add to the your 9months in the womb... you're probably closer to 40 than you think, or over the line already.

It's arbitrary "

I'm a test

tube baby..I was born in 1917...most people know me as captain america..some films have been made about me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But what about those of us already past it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 isn't too bad up to now

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"But what about those of us already past it?? "

Lady, you hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"50 isn't too bad up to now "

whispers - it gets even better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But what about those of us already past it??

Lady, you hot! "

I you, Ligeia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But what about those of us already past it?? "

er..HOT gilf!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"50 isn't too bad up to now "

oh ur a wee shaggable mess x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont look 40anyway...i turn it at the end of december..but am really a wee hot spring chicken...its all the fags,booze and cheap women that've helped me stay young.

Though I think my mind is going..

for the last few weeks I've been thinking this is 2016...I even today told the shopowner he'd sold me outta date juice(I'd bought the smae during the week and though may 2016..he's sold me outta date juice),so I confronted him today and he very politely tells me this IS 2015."

You old fart!! Who the heck doesn't know what year it is?!?!

.

I've been writing 2016 for a few weeks now. *rocks silently*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a chat with mum about celebrities and plastic surgery.

During this chat I mentioned how attractive I think Kate Winslet is.

'Well she's only young'

'She's not that young she's in her forties'

'Exactly, she's only a kid'

So for all those worried about hitting 40 remember, to some, you're still a nipper.

It's all a matter of perspective "

I'm going to dump all my younger mates and find some oldies to hang out with.

People will be all like "oooh you look amazing for a 60 year old!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You confused me with someone who gives a shit"

Leave your ego at the door,he was talking specifically to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"50 isn't too bad up to now

oh ur a wee shaggable mess x"

And that's just my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"50 isn't too bad up to now

oh ur a wee shaggable mess x

And that's just my hair "

Which incidentally looks

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"40+ best ages"

Smart man

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I still remember when turning 30 seemed ancient.

Next year I'll still technically be able to have sex, it's just that every time I get a woman upstairs I'll have forgotten what I went up there for...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"50 isn't too bad up to now

oh ur a wee shaggable mess x

And that's just my hair

Which incidentally looks "

Oh hello gorgeous

Like a troll doll in a morning ?

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