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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Either go shopping for me or give me a kick up my ass so I get there myself..weathers totally shocking today and do not fancy getting wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend over....I am the same lots to do but cannt get going .....Mrs Kiss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bend over....I am the same lots to do but cannt get going .....Mrs Kiss"

I've done a few bits but I need some shopping but keep looking oot the window and thinking...ohh maybe not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

listen ladies get that ass going the day is fading and lounging around on the sofa aint good haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Either go shopping for me or give me a kick up my ass so I get there myself..weathers totally shocking today and do not fancy getting wet"

You've left that wide open miss!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"listen ladies get that ass going the day is fading and lounging around on the sofa aint good haha

Nah aint working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Either go shopping for me or give me a kick up my ass so I get there myself..weathers totally shocking today and do not fancy getting wet

You've left that wide open miss!"

is that the ass lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Either go shopping for me or give me a kick up my ass so I get there myself..weathers totally shocking today and do not fancy getting wet

You've left that wide open miss!"

Trust you

your shocking filthy mind madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"listen ladies get that ass going the day is fading and lounging around on the sofa aint good haha

Nah aint working"

do I have to fetch you lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"listen ladies get that ass going the day is fading and lounging around on the sofa aint good haha

Nah aint working

do I have to fetch you lol

Fetch me ?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Either go shopping for me or give me a kick up my ass so I get there myself..weathers totally shocking today and do not fancy getting wet"

I'm in the same boat. I have supplies for breakfast and coffee but I've got bugger all else. If I don't go it's gonna be a takeaway tonight so I'm trying to talk myself out of that!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I need to gut youngest's bedroom....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Either go shopping for me or give me a kick up my ass so I get there myself..weathers totally shocking today and do not fancy getting wet

I'm in the same boat. I have supplies for breakfast and coffee but I've got bugger all else. If I don't go it's gonna be a takeaway tonight so I'm trying to talk myself out of that!

I only want a few bits tbh but the things I need I want for todays menu and ive ran oot of soda n lime so Tesco is calling ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to gut youngest's bedroom...."

Im going to do my wardrobe..tomoro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunny here I'm off to the butchers soon? Would you like some sausage? Mr W

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I need to gut youngest's bedroom....

Im going to do my wardrobe..tomoro

I daren't even think about doing mine

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Either go shopping for me or give me a kick up my ass so I get there myself..weathers totally shocking today and do not fancy getting wet

I'm in the same boat. I have supplies for breakfast and coffee but I've got bugger all else. If I don't go it's gonna be a takeaway tonight so I'm trying to talk myself out of that!

I only want a few bits tbh but the things I need I want for todays menu and ive ran oot of soda n lime so Tesco is calling .."

I might get in the shower and just wander up to the shop at the top of the street for essentials. I'm such a lazy slacker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Either go shopping for me or give me a kick up my ass so I get there myself..weathers totally shocking today and do not fancy getting wet

I'm in the same boat. I have supplies for breakfast and coffee but I've got bugger all else. If I don't go it's gonna be a takeaway tonight so I'm trying to talk myself out of that!

I only want a few bits tbh but the things I need I want for todays menu and ive ran oot of soda n lime so Tesco is calling ..

I might get in the shower and just wander up to the shop at the top of the street for essentials. I'm such a lazy slacker.

Im so thinking the same hahaha im blaming this weather

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sunny here I'm off to the butchers soon? Would you like some sausage? Mr W "

Do not eat em...but I do need some salmon if you can pop to fishmongers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to gut youngest's bedroom....

Im going to do my wardrobe..tomoro

I daren't even think about doing mine

I have been threatening to do it ages...must at some point this wknd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go out to buy wine. Pick a few other things up while you're there. Simple psychology

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go out to buy wine. Pick a few other things up while you're there. Simple psychology

Not drinking alcohol atm...so wouldn't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go out to buy wine. Pick a few other things up while you're there. Simple psychology

Not drinking alcohol atm...so wouldn't work

You dear, have issue I cannot help you with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go out to buy wine. Pick a few other things up while you're there. Simple psychology

Not drinking alcohol atm...so wouldn't work

You dear, have issue I cannot help you with

Aww Rachel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried. What can I say?

I've never let anything get between me and shopping.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Saturday food chores aren't going to do themselves you know! It's only a bit of rain...imagine all the foodie goodness.

That work with proverbial kick up the arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here I'll lend you and dirty girl my umbrella. ..no excuse now!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Well I'm showered, I changed the bed, hoovered my flat, had coffee, put on clean pjs and I'm making breakfast. So I did move... just not that far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sunny here I'm off to the butchers soon? Would you like some sausage? Mr W

Do not eat em...but I do need some salmon if you can pop to fishmongers

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Sorry we haven't got one in the village. Mr W xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I moved, shopped and even did the rounds on visiting nearest n dearest...home now soda and lime in hand and ready for what Saturday night throws at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I moved, shopped and even did the rounds on visiting nearest n dearest...home now soda and lime in hand and ready for what Saturday night throws at me

Add a vodka to that soda and lime and get th party started!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I moved, shopped and even did the rounds on visiting nearest n dearest...home now soda and lime in hand and ready for what Saturday night throws at me

Add a vodka to that soda and lime and get th party started!

Nooooooooo..off alcohol for a few months..being an

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Either go shopping for me or give me a kick up my ass so I get there myself..weathers totally shocking today and do not fancy getting wet"

if you we're closer we would go for you but would probably grope your arse not kick it hehe x

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over a year ago

"I moved, shopped and even did the rounds on visiting nearest n dearest...home now soda and lime in hand and ready for what Saturday night throws at me

Add a vodka to that soda and lime and get th party started!

Nooooooooo..off alcohol for a few months..being an

Be a

lol, go on you know yo want to!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Either go shopping for me or give me a kick up my ass so I get there myself..weathers totally shocking today and do not fancy getting wet

if you we're closer we would go for you but would probably grope your arse not kick it hehe x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I moved, shopped and even did the rounds on visiting nearest n dearest...home now soda and lime in hand and ready for what Saturday night throws at me

Add a vodka to that soda and lime and get th party started!

Nooooooooo..off alcohol for a few months..being an

Be a

lol, go on you know yo want to!!

Nope ..soda n lime is just fine for the next few months

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I moved, shopped and even did the rounds on visiting nearest n dearest...home now soda and lime in hand and ready for what Saturday night throws at me

Add a vodka to that soda and lime and get th party started!

Nooooooooo..off alcohol for a few months..being an

Be a

lol, go on you know yo want to!!

Nope ..soda n lime is just fine for the next few months

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if you had said earlier I would have took you out for a meal xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got all excited 'til i realised it said "kick" up the arse...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I moved, shopped and even did the rounds on visiting nearest n dearest...home now soda and lime in hand and ready for what Saturday night throws at me

Add a vodka to that soda and lime and get th party started!

Nooooooooo..off alcohol for a few months..being an

Be a

lol, go on you know yo want to!!

Nope ..soda n lime is just fine for the next few months

if you had said earlier I would have took you out for a meal xxx"

Just done a lovely late lunch but thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got all excited 'til i realised it said "kick" up the arse... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TUP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"TUP"
???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TUP???"

Toughen

Pri......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"TUP???

Toughen

Pri......"

Good job ya didn't finish ya sentence ...BOY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TUP???

Toughen

Pri......

Good job ya didn't finish ya sentence ...BOY

PRINCESS!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"TUP???

Toughen

Pri......

Good job ya didn't finish ya sentence ...BOY

PRINCESS!!"

Sharp intake of breath

bring it on big boiiii

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TUP???

Toughen

Pri......

Good job ya didn't finish ya sentence ...BOY

PRINCESS!!

Sharp intake of breath

bring it on big boiiii"

STOP HACKING MY CCTV!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"TUP???

Toughen

Pri......

Good job ya didn't finish ya sentence ...BOY

PRINCESS!!

Sharp intake of breath

bring it on big boiiii

STOP HACKING MY CCTV!!"

Wasn't the CCTV it was what I read in the ladies loos

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