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"Ok what would you swap and what would you want in return... Right now is swap this damn rain for a lovely warm summers morning so I could venture oot and enjoy without getting soaked" I'd swap my bed for yours x hey nice pic N x | |||
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"Ok what would you swap and what would you want in return... Right now is swap this damn rain for a lovely warm summers morning so I could venture oot and enjoy without getting soaked I'd swap my bed for yours x hey nice pic N x " Ey up trouble hahah twas all in jest but thanks | |||
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"anything for a car too get around meet all the lovely people on here " Trains and busses? | |||
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"I'd swap the warm summers morning you want soya for a cold frosty morning spooned up behind you keeping yOu warm x " Soya? ...I sound like milk | |||
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"I'd swap the warm summers morning you want soya for a cold frosty morning spooned up behind you keeping yOu warm x Soya? ...I sound like milk " Lol I meant zoya | |||
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"I'd swap the warm summers morning you want soya for a cold frosty morning spooned up behind you keeping yOu warm x Soya? ...I sound like milk Lol I meant zoya" I know was teasing you it made me giggle | |||
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"I'll have a Ferguson b/w tv for a pair of roller skates " Ive size 8 rollerskates but don't fancy a tv | |||
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"Let's make it easy xxx We can swap telephone numbers xxx " Nice try | |||
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"I'd swap the warm summers morning you want soya for a cold frosty morning spooned up behind you keeping yOu warm x Soya? ...I sound like milk Lol I meant zoya I know was teasing you it made me giggle " hey soya can I try and get milk from them ? | |||
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"Let's make it easy xxx We can swap telephone numbers xxx Nice try " Can't blame me gorgeous xxxx | |||
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"I'd swap the warm summers morning you want soya for a cold frosty morning spooned up behind you keeping yOu warm x Soya? ...I sound like milk Lol I meant zoya I know was teasing you it made me giggle hey soya can I try and get milk from them ? " You will end up getting a slap | |||
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"Let's make it easy xxx We can swap telephone numbers xxx Nice try Can't blame me gorgeous xxxx" | |||
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"My ironing pile for pretty much anything anyone wants!" Anything???? | |||
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"My ironing pile for pretty much anything anyone wants!" I enjoy ironing...its therapeutic | |||
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"Being really skint to having just enough money to buy a nice little house. " | |||
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"My ironing pile for pretty much anything anyone wants! I enjoy ironing...its therapeutic " Me too - naked lol | |||
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"My ironing pile for pretty much anything anyone wants! I enjoy ironing...its therapeutic Me too - naked lol" Careful of the steam | |||
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"My ironing pile for pretty much anything anyone wants!" I don't mind ironing lol swap you for a massage lol | |||
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"My ironing pile for pretty much anything anyone wants! I enjoy ironing...its therapeutic Me too - naked lol Careful of the steam" Always | |||
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"my morning in work for a duvet day" Now that sounds good.. | |||
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"I'd swap my tummy cramps for no tummy cramps plz " Oh no hope you feel better soon...hugs | |||
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"My ironing pile for pretty much anything anyone wants!" I love ironing and anything I want x | |||
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"This is incredibly boring so I apologise.... I would swap my living and dining room around so I could fit a huge snuggly corner sofa in, our daughter had lots more room to play in and I could cook dinner whilst watching her in her playpen. Little things eh Miss X P.S happy Saturday everyone, hope it's awesome for you all " Not boring at all I think its a lovely idea and sweet.. | |||
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"I'd swap the warm summers morning you want soya for a cold frosty morning spooned up behind you keeping yOu warm x Soya? ...I sound like milk Lol I meant zoya I know was teasing you it made me giggle hey soya can I try and get milk from them ? You will end up getting a slap " should that have ended " getting a slap up meal" either way I'm in xx hugs | |||
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"I'd swap the warm summers morning you want soya for a cold frosty morning spooned up behind you keeping yOu warm x Soya? ...I sound like milk Lol I meant zoya I know was teasing you it made me giggle hey soya can I try and get milk from them ? You will end up getting a slap should that have ended " getting a slap up meal" either way I'm in xx hugs " | |||
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"Right now I would Swap my hubby for anything, The sods away to the footy and he's only gone and nicked my Toblerone out the Fridge " Should have got up earlier then ahha | |||
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"Right now I would Swap my hubby for anything, The sods away to the footy and he's only gone and nicked my Toblerone out the Fridge Should have got up earlier then ahha" Oh cheers | |||
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"Right now I would Swap my hubby for anything, The sods away to the footy and he's only gone and nicked my Toblerone out the Fridge Should have got up earlier then ahhaOh cheers " | |||
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"Swap my busy Saturday for a day in bed " Think im going to do that well not the entire day in bed just a few more hrs this morning | |||
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"i'll swap today for a saturday morning as a kid watching swap shop." I used to enjoy watching it too..always remember the dinosaur..Posh Paws hahah | |||
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"Swap my busy Saturday for a day in bed Think im going to do that well not the entire day in bed just a few more hrs this morning" Snuggle down and have a lovely morning . I shall be out all day in my waterproofs lol | |||
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"i'll swap today for a saturday morning as a kid watching swap shop. I used to enjoy watching it too..always remember the dinosaur..Posh Paws hahah" Of course Posh Paws is an anagram of Swap Shop (which everyone knew anyway but just in case you didn't realise ... ) | |||
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"Swap my busy Saturday for a day in bed Think im going to do that well not the entire day in bed just a few more hrs this morning Snuggle down and have a lovely morning . I shall be out all day in my waterproofs lol " Kinky | |||
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"i'll swap today for a saturday morning as a kid watching swap shop. I used to enjoy watching it too..always remember the dinosaur..Posh Paws hahah Of course Posh Paws is an anagram of Swap Shop (which everyone knew anyway but just in case you didn't realise ... )" I know ..that's why I always remember the dino | |||
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"i'll swap today for a saturday morning as a kid watching swap shop. I used to enjoy watching it too..always remember the dinosaur..Posh Paws hahah" yup. swap shop spelt backwards. how novel. | |||
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"I'd swap the warm summers morning you want soya for a cold frosty morning spooned up behind you keeping yOu warm x Soya? ...I sound like milk Lol I meant zoya I know was teasing you it made me giggle " You can tease me anytime x | |||
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"Bugger just realised I spelt swop wrong ..jeez the spelling police must be asleep..phew " Didn't want to point it out its early | |||
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"I will swop my morning off relaxing for your morning of doing all the housework ! " I don't intend on doing any hpousework today ..its the wknd. | |||
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"Bugger just realised I spelt swop wrong ..jeez the spelling police must be asleep..phew Didn't want to point it out its early " But that's how it was spelt in the program so im right ner ner ner..runs away smiling phew | |||
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"Bugger just realised I spelt swop wrong ..jeez the spelling police must be asleep..phew Didn't want to point it out its early But that's how it was spelt in the program so im right ner ner ner..runs away smiling phew " had to Google hangs head in shame begs forgiveness | |||
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"Bugger just realised I spelt swop wrong ..jeez the spelling police must be asleep..phew Didn't want to point it out its early But that's how it was spelt in the program so im right ner ner ner..runs away smiling phew had to Google hangs head in shame begs forgiveness " I thought when I originally posted the thread yes correct spelling then asked myself oops maybe not..but I was right at first .Not bad for early and no green tea down me | |||
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"I'd swap my tummy cramps for no tummy cramps plz Oh no hope you feel better soon...hugs " Thanks | |||
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"id swap my body for a mans put my hands down my pants and feel cocky all day " | |||
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"id swap my body for a mans put my hands down my pants and feel cocky all day " hehe made me laugh | |||
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"Ok what would you swap and what would you want in return... Right now is swap this damn rain for a lovely warm summers morning so I could venture oot and enjoy without getting soaked" Yes me too, already had enough of winter and it's barely started | |||
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"id swap my body for a mans put my hands down my pants and feel cocky all day hehe made me laugh " glad that tickled you | |||
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"I would swap this hangover with anyone that fancied it " Morning..strong black coffee madam | |||
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"I would swap this hangover with anyone that fancied it Morning..strong black coffee madam " Oooo you making drinks | |||
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"Ok what would you swap and what would you want in return... Right now is swap this damn rain for a lovely warm summers morning so I could venture oot and enjoy without getting soaked Yes me too, already had enough of winter and it's barely started " Im not liking all this rain and fog...think im hibernating | |||
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"I would swap this hangover with anyone that fancied it Morning..strong black coffee madam Oooo you making drinks " Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo | |||
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"its teaming down here to duvet day sounds good " Snap...im going to run naked downstairs... pop kettle on and back under the covers I go till mid morning | |||
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"I'll swap my book which I've just finished with another. " You can have one of my trashy novels | |||
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"I'll swap my book which I've just finished with another. " What have you just read? | |||
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"its teaming down here to duvet day sounds good Snap...im going to run naked downstairs... pop kettle on and back under the covers I go till mid morning " haha ive literally just done that great mind | |||
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"I would swap this hangover with anyone that fancied it Morning..strong black coffee madam Oooo you making drinks Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo " Blunt | |||
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"I'll swap my book which I've just finished with another. You can have one of my trashy novels " chic lit?! Nah....another Second World War history one please. | |||
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"its teaming down here to duvet day sounds good Snap...im going to run naked downstairs... pop kettle on and back under the covers I go till mid morning haha ive literally just done that great mind " | |||
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"I would swap this hangover with anyone that fancied it Morning..strong black coffee madam Oooo you making drinks Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Blunt " As always | |||
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"I'll swap my book which I've just finished with another. You can have one of my trashy novels chic lit?! Nah....another Second World War history one please. " Its not a bad read..Submission..helps with a few kinks | |||
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"I'll swap my book which I've just finished with another. You can have one of my trashy novels chic lit?! Nah....another Second World War history one please. " my kind of reading to makes you so proud to be British when you read what our men and Women went through | |||
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"I would like to swap working outdoors for my bed please " Do you require a rub down with a warm fluffy towel? | |||
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"I would swap this hangover with anyone that fancied it Morning..strong black coffee madam " Yes please miss | |||
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"I would swap this hangover with anyone that fancied it Morning..strong black coffee madam Yes please miss" I take it one had a fabulous evening last night | |||
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"I would like to swap working outdoors for my bed please Do you require a rub down with a warm fluffy towel? " I could do with something nice and warm, wasnt really thinking about a towel | |||
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"I would like to swap working outdoors for my bed please Do you require a rub down with a warm fluffy towel? I could do with something nice and warm, wasnt really thinking about a towel " Green tea | |||
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"Cereals for a big fat fry up " The fry up is probably healthier | |||
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"Cereals for a big fat fry up The fry up is probably healthier " Morning lovely | |||
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"I would like to swap working outdoors for my bed please Do you require a rub down with a warm fluffy towel? I could do with something nice and warm, wasnt really thinking about a towel Green tea " Getting close, something warm and wet | |||
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"I would like to swap working outdoors for my bed please Do you require a rub down with a warm fluffy towel? I could do with something nice and warm, wasnt really thinking about a towel Green tea Getting close, something warm and wet " Green tea...pffts its warm n wet | |||
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"I would like to swap working outdoors for my bed please Do you require a rub down with a warm fluffy towel? I could do with something nice and warm, wasnt really thinking about a towel Green tea Getting close, something warm and wet Green tea...pffts its warm n wet " It was hot chocolate i was thinking of | |||
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"I would like to swap working outdoors for my bed please Do you require a rub down with a warm fluffy towel? I could do with something nice and warm, wasnt really thinking about a towel Green tea Getting close, something warm and wet Green tea...pffts its warm n wet It was hot chocolate i was thinking of " | |||
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"Can I swap this working weekend for a Monday please Morning lovely x" You sure can | |||
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"I'd like to swap the three children sitting on the sofa watching noisy stuff and arguing over my laptop with an empty house. " Good luck finding that swap | |||
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"Can i swap my cock for a 12" please . seems all you ladys want big cock " Ehem..now just cos a few ladies may want 12 inches doesn't mean we all do | |||
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"Can i swap my cock for a 12" please . seems all you ladys want big cock " It's not all it's cracked up to be... | |||
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"Can i swap my cock for a 12" please . seems all you ladys want big cock It's not all it's cracked up to be... " | |||
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"my losing lotto ticket for that winning one" I think I`d be reasonably happy to swap my winning Euromillions ticket for yours. I won £3 last night! | |||
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"Right now I would Swap my hubby for anything, The sods away to the footy and he's only gone and nicked my Toblerone out the Fridge Should have got up earlier then ahhaOh cheers " Solution for this ; I'll swap my door locks for your door locks. Stole your toblerone?! Ill even throw in a hammer , to nail the divorce papers to the door | |||
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