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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok what would you swap and what would you want in return...

Right now is swap this damn rain for a lovely warm summers morning so I could venture oot and enjoy without getting soaked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cereals for a big fat fry up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok what would you swap and what would you want in return...

Right now is swap this damn rain for a lovely warm summers morning so I could venture oot and enjoy without getting soaked"

I'd swap my bed for yours x hey nice pic N x

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By *hy-totCouple
over a year ago

Skellow

anything for a car too get around meet all the lovely people on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my losing lotto ticket for that winning one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok what would you swap and what would you want in return...

Right now is swap this damn rain for a lovely warm summers morning so I could venture oot and enjoy without getting soaked I'd swap my bed for yours x hey nice pic N x "

Ey up trouble hahah twas all in jest but thanks

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By *ilddukeMan
over a year ago

notts

I'd swap the warm summers morning you want soya for a cold frosty morning spooned up behind you keeping yOu warm x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"anything for a car too get around meet all the lovely people on here "

Trains and busses?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my losing lotto ticket for that winning one"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd swap the warm summers morning you want soya for a cold frosty morning spooned up behind you keeping yOu warm x "

Soya? ...I sound like milk

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By *ilddukeMan
over a year ago

notts


"I'd swap the warm summers morning you want soya for a cold frosty morning spooned up behind you keeping yOu warm x

Soya? ...I sound like milk "

Lol I meant zoya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd swap the warm summers morning you want soya for a cold frosty morning spooned up behind you keeping yOu warm x

Soya? ...I sound like milk

Lol I meant zoya"

I know was teasing you it made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a Ferguson b/w tv for a pair of roller skates

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a Ferguson b/w tv for a pair of roller skates "

Ive size 8 rollerskates but don't fancy a tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's make it easy xxx

We can swap telephone numbers xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let's make it easy xxx

We can swap telephone numbers xxx "

Nice try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd swap the warm summers morning you want soya for a cold frosty morning spooned up behind you keeping yOu warm x

Soya? ...I sound like milk

Lol I meant zoya

I know was teasing you it made me giggle "

hey soya can I try and get milk from them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's make it easy xxx

We can swap telephone numbers xxx

Nice try "

Can't blame me gorgeous xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd swap the warm summers morning you want soya for a cold frosty morning spooned up behind you keeping yOu warm x

Soya? ...I sound like milk

Lol I meant zoya

I know was teasing you it made me giggle hey soya can I try and get milk from them ? "

You will end up getting a slap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ironing pile for pretty much anything anyone wants!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let's make it easy xxx

We can swap telephone numbers xxx

Nice try

Can't blame me gorgeous xxxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ironing pile for pretty much anything anyone wants!"

Anything????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My ironing pile for pretty much anything anyone wants!"

I enjoy ironing...its therapeutic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being really skint to having just enough money to buy a nice little house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being really skint to having just enough money to buy a nice little house. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ironing pile for pretty much anything anyone wants!

I enjoy ironing...its therapeutic "

Me too - naked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my morning in work for a duvet day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My ironing pile for pretty much anything anyone wants!

I enjoy ironing...its therapeutic

Me too - naked lol"

Careful of the steam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ironing pile for pretty much anything anyone wants!"

I don't mind ironing lol swap you for a massage lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ironing pile for pretty much anything anyone wants!

I enjoy ironing...its therapeutic

Me too - naked lol

Careful of the steam"

Always

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my morning in work for a duvet day"

Now that sounds good..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd swap my tummy cramps for no tummy cramps plz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd swap my tummy cramps for no tummy cramps plz "

Oh no hope you feel better soon...hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is incredibly boring so I apologise....

I would swap my living and dining room around so I could fit a huge snuggly corner sofa in, our daughter had lots more room to play in and I could cook dinner whilst watching her in her playpen.

Little things eh

Miss

X

P.S happy Saturday everyone, hope it's awesome for you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ironing pile for pretty much anything anyone wants!"
I love ironing and anything I want x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is incredibly boring so I apologise....

I would swap my living and dining room around so I could fit a huge snuggly corner sofa in, our daughter had lots more room to play in and I could cook dinner whilst watching her in her playpen.

Little things eh

Miss

X

P.S happy Saturday everyone, hope it's awesome for you all "

Not boring at all I think its a lovely idea and sweet..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd swap the warm summers morning you want soya for a cold frosty morning spooned up behind you keeping yOu warm x

Soya? ...I sound like milk

Lol I meant zoya

I know was teasing you it made me giggle hey soya can I try and get milk from them ?

You will end up getting a slap "

should that have ended " getting a slap up meal" either way I'm in xx hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I would Swap my hubby for anything, The sods away to the footy and he's only gone and nicked my Toblerone out the Fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If swap my very soon to be 45yr old body for my 26yr old body

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd swap the warm summers morning you want soya for a cold frosty morning spooned up behind you keeping yOu warm x

Soya? ...I sound like milk

Lol I meant zoya

I know was teasing you it made me giggle hey soya can I try and get milk from them ?

You will end up getting a slap should that have ended " getting a slap up meal" either way I'm in xx hugs "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right now I would Swap my hubby for anything, The sods away to the footy and he's only gone and nicked my Toblerone out the Fridge "

Should have got up earlier then ahha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right now I would Swap my hubby for anything, The sods away to the footy and he's only gone and nicked my Toblerone out the Fridge

Should have got up earlier then ahha"

Oh cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right now I would Swap my hubby for anything, The sods away to the footy and he's only gone and nicked my Toblerone out the Fridge

Should have got up earlier then ahhaOh cheers "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to swap my losing lottery ticket for a winning one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swap my busy Saturday for a day in bed

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By *ice rideMan
over a year ago

solihull

I will swop my picture for you picture

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Swap my busy Saturday for a day in bed "
Think im going to do that well not the entire day in bed just a few more hrs this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will swop my picture for you picture "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bugger just realised I spelt swop wrong ..jeez the spelling police must be asleep..phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll swap today for a saturday morning as a kid watching swap shop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i'll swap today for a saturday morning as a kid watching swap shop."

I used to enjoy watching it too..always remember the dinosaur..Posh Paws hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swap my busy Saturday for a day in bed Think im going to do that well not the entire day in bed just a few more hrs this morning"

Snuggle down and have a lovely morning .

I shall be out all day in my waterproofs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'll swap today for a saturday morning as a kid watching swap shop.

I used to enjoy watching it too..always remember the dinosaur..Posh Paws hahah"

Of course Posh Paws is an anagram of Swap Shop (which everyone knew anyway but just in case you didn't realise ... )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Swap my busy Saturday for a day in bed Think im going to do that well not the entire day in bed just a few more hrs this morning

Snuggle down and have a lovely morning .

I shall be out all day in my waterproofs lol "

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i'll swap today for a saturday morning as a kid watching swap shop.

I used to enjoy watching it too..always remember the dinosaur..Posh Paws hahah

Of course Posh Paws is an anagram of Swap Shop (which everyone knew anyway but just in case you didn't realise ... )"

I know ..that's why I always remember the dino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'll swap today for a saturday morning as a kid watching swap shop.

I used to enjoy watching it too..always remember the dinosaur..Posh Paws hahah"

yup. swap shop spelt backwards. how novel.

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By *ilddukeMan
over a year ago

notts


"I'd swap the warm summers morning you want soya for a cold frosty morning spooned up behind you keeping yOu warm x

Soya? ...I sound like milk

Lol I meant zoya

I know was teasing you it made me giggle "

You can tease me anytime x

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By *ice rideMan
over a year ago

solihull

I will swop my morning off relaxing for your morning of doing all the housework !

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"Bugger just realised I spelt swop wrong ..jeez the spelling police must be asleep..phew "

Didn't want to point it out its early

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will swop my morning off relaxing for your morning of doing all the housework ! "

I don't intend on doing any hpousework today ..its the wknd.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bugger just realised I spelt swop wrong ..jeez the spelling police must be asleep..phew

Didn't want to point it out its early "

But that's how it was spelt in the program so im right ner ner ner..runs away smiling phew

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By *issperfectionMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

I will swop connect 4 to connect with the 1..xxx

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"Bugger just realised I spelt swop wrong ..jeez the spelling police must be asleep..phew

Didn't want to point it out its early

But that's how it was spelt in the program so im right ner ner ner..runs away smiling phew "

had to Google hangs head in shame begs forgiveness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bugger just realised I spelt swop wrong ..jeez the spelling police must be asleep..phew

Didn't want to point it out its early

But that's how it was spelt in the program so im right ner ner ner..runs away smiling phew had to Google hangs head in shame begs forgiveness "

I thought when I originally posted the thread yes correct spelling then asked myself oops maybe not..but I was right at first .Not bad for early and no green tea down me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd swap my tummy cramps for no tummy cramps plz

Oh no hope you feel better soon...hugs "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabbed hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id swap my body for a mans put my hands down my pants and feel cocky all day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"id swap my body for a mans put my hands down my pants and feel cocky all day "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id swap my body for a mans put my hands down my pants and feel cocky all day "
hehe made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would swap this hangover with anyone that fancied it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two 12 hour shifts for a weekend off with Mrs GNB

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By *tandingtallMan
over a year ago

york


"Ok what would you swap and what would you want in return...

Right now is swap this damn rain for a lovely warm summers morning so I could venture oot and enjoy without getting soaked"

Yes me too, already had enough of winter and it's barely started

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Early wake up for a few more hours of sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id swap my body for a mans put my hands down my pants and feel cocky all day hehe made me laugh "

glad that tickled you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id swap my body for a mans put my hands down my pants and feel cocky all day "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would swap this hangover with anyone that fancied it "

Morning..strong black coffee madam

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two 12 hour shifts for a weekend off with Mrs GNB "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Early wake up for a few more hours of sleep "

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"I would swap this hangover with anyone that fancied it

Morning..strong black coffee madam "

Oooo you making drinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok what would you swap and what would you want in return...

Right now is swap this damn rain for a lovely warm summers morning so I could venture oot and enjoy without getting soaked

Yes me too, already had enough of winter and it's barely started "

Im not liking all this rain and fog...think im hibernating

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would swap this hangover with anyone that fancied it

Morning..strong black coffee madam

Oooo you making drinks "

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its teaming down here to duvet day sounds good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"its teaming down here to duvet day sounds good "

Snap...im going to run naked downstairs... pop kettle on and back under the covers I go till mid morning

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'll swap my book which I've just finished with another.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll swap my book which I've just finished with another. "

You can have one of my trashy novels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll swap my book which I've just finished with another. "

What have you just read?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its teaming down here to duvet day sounds good

Snap...im going to run naked downstairs... pop kettle on and back under the covers I go till mid morning "

haha ive literally just done that great mind

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"I would swap this hangover with anyone that fancied it

Morning..strong black coffee madam

Oooo you making drinks

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo "

Blunt

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I'll swap my book which I've just finished with another.

You can have one of my trashy novels "

chic lit?! Nah....another Second World War history one please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"its teaming down here to duvet day sounds good

Snap...im going to run naked downstairs... pop kettle on and back under the covers I go till mid morning

haha ive literally just done that great mind "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would swap this hangover with anyone that fancied it

Morning..strong black coffee madam

Oooo you making drinks

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Blunt "

As always

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll swap my book which I've just finished with another.

You can have one of my trashy novels chic lit?! Nah....another Second World War history one please. "

Its not a bad read..Submission..helps with a few kinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll swap my book which I've just finished with another.

You can have one of my trashy novels chic lit?! Nah....another Second World War history one please. "

my kind of reading to makes you so proud to be British when you read what our men and Women went through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to swap working outdoors for my bed please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would like to swap working outdoors for my bed please "

Do you require a rub down with a warm fluffy towel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would swap this hangover with anyone that fancied it

Morning..strong black coffee madam "

Yes please miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would swap this hangover with anyone that fancied it

Morning..strong black coffee madam

Yes please miss"

I take it one had a fabulous evening last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to swap working outdoors for my bed please

Do you require a rub down with a warm fluffy towel? "

I could do with something nice and warm, wasnt really thinking about a towel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would like to swap working outdoors for my bed please

Do you require a rub down with a warm fluffy towel?

I could do with something nice and warm, wasnt really thinking about a towel "

Green tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cereals for a big fat fry up "

The fry up is probably healthier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cereals for a big fat fry up

The fry up is probably healthier "

Morning lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to swap working outdoors for my bed please

Do you require a rub down with a warm fluffy towel?

I could do with something nice and warm, wasnt really thinking about a towel

Green tea "

Getting close, something warm and wet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would like to swap working outdoors for my bed please

Do you require a rub down with a warm fluffy towel?

I could do with something nice and warm, wasnt really thinking about a towel

Green tea

Getting close, something warm and wet "

Green tea...pffts its warm n wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to swap working outdoors for my bed please

Do you require a rub down with a warm fluffy towel?

I could do with something nice and warm, wasnt really thinking about a towel

Green tea

Getting close, something warm and wet

Green tea...pffts its warm n wet "

It was hot chocolate i was thinking of

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would like to swap working outdoors for my bed please

Do you require a rub down with a warm fluffy towel?

I could do with something nice and warm, wasnt really thinking about a towel

Green tea

Getting close, something warm and wet

Green tea...pffts its warm n wet

It was hot chocolate i was thinking of "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I swap this working weekend for a Monday please

Morning lovely x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I swap this working weekend for a Monday please

Morning lovely x"

You sure can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to swap the three children sitting on the sofa watching noisy stuff and arguing over my laptop with an empty house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i swap my cock for a 12" please . seems all you ladys want big cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to swap the three children sitting on the sofa watching noisy stuff and arguing over my laptop with an empty house. "

Good luck finding that swap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i swap my cock for a 12" please . seems all you ladys want big cock "

Ehem..now just cos a few ladies may want 12 inches doesn't mean we all do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would swap my cock for a pussy so I could lay around fingering myself all day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i swap my cock for a 12" please . seems all you ladys want big cock "

It's not all it's cracked up to be...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i swap my cock for a 12" please . seems all you ladys want big cock

It's not all it's cracked up to be... "

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"my losing lotto ticket for that winning one"

I think I`d be reasonably happy to swap my winning Euromillions ticket for yours. I won £3 last night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right now I would Swap my hubby for anything, The sods away to the footy and he's only gone and nicked my Toblerone out the Fridge

Should have got up earlier then ahhaOh cheers "

Solution for this ; I'll swap my door locks for your door locks.

Stole your toblerone?! Ill even throw in a hammer , to nail the divorce papers to the door

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