FabSwingers.com forum: Four truths and a fib...

By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Does what it says on the tin... you guess the fib and if you're right you need to give your four truths and a fib...

1. I used to be a Girl Guide Leader.

2. I have never been to a football match.

3. I collect rude postcards and dice.

4. I recreated the famous 'When Harry Met Sally' scene in the local pub to a standing ovation.

5. I once served Ken Barlow a pint in the pub I worked in.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Does what it says on the tin... you guess the fib and if you're right you need to give your four truths and a fib...

1. I used to be a Girl Guide Leader.

2. I have never been to a football match.

3. I collect rude postcards and dice.

4. I recreated the famous 'When Harry Met Sally' scene in the local pub to a standing ovation.

5. I once served Ken Barlow a pint in the pub I worked in.

No 3?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think no5 is a fib

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"No 3?"

Nope... No 3 is true!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I think no5 is a fib"

Also true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But having said that can you get rude dice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No1 then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 4

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Number 4"

We have a winner!

Give us your truths and a fib Granny!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

that only leaves No 2 as the lie then

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"that only leaves No 2 as the lie then

Too slow bozo!

I have never been to a footie match!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the prize?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"that only leaves No 2 as the lie then

Too slow bozo!

I have never been to a footie match!

so who was right then? me or granny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we are waiting on Granny and her four.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"What was the prize?"

The winner gets to give us their four truths and a fib!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wooooo Hoooooooo coming up

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"that only leaves No 2 as the lie then

Too slow bozo!

I have never been to a footie match!

so who was right then? me or granny lol"

The clue is in the post that says "we have a winner"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I chat under the name Granny Crumpet

2. I chat under the name Granny Crumpet

3. I like pink fluffy things.

4. I chat under the name Granny Crumpet

5. I chat under the name Granny Crumpet

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a go then

1. I have never had a back and crack wax

2. I shave my chest

3. I have never been to a lapdancing club

4. I have never been to church

5. I wear a vest

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"1. I chat under the name Granny Crumpet

2. I chat under the name Granny Crumpet

3. I like pink fluffy things.

4. I chat under the name Granny Crumpet

5. I chat under the name Granny Crumpet"

Granny you're not getting this are you?!

But you make me giggle so I'll let you off!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

View is the winner !!! yayyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I chat under the name Granny Crumpet

2. I chat under the name Granny Crumpet

3. I like pink fluffy things.

4. I chat under the name Granny Crumpet

5. I chat under the name Granny Crumpet"

how to kill a thread in one easy lesson .......pure class.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Girl .... nearly nearly .... im so proud ! xxxx

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

its a cracking thread title...

off to think to see if i can come up with something.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was to wenchlette......C'mon _iew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"that only leaves No 2 as the lie then

Too slow bozo!

I have never been to a footie match!

so who was right then? me or granny lol

The clue is in the post that says "we have a winner"

but you also said you had never been to a footie match - does that mean you had two lies in your five?

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

hoping 5 about the vest is a fib lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a go then

1. I have never had a back and crack wax

2. I shave my chest

3. I have never been to a lapdancing club

4. I have never been to church

5. I wear a vest"

OI! I am NOT fucking POLAND.

Retreat ........ pushy git.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a go then

1. I have never had a back and crack wax

2. I shave my chest

3. I have never been to a lapdancing club

4. I have never been to church

5. I wear a vest

OI! I am NOT fucking POLAND.

LMFAO.

Retreat ........ pushy git."

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'll have a go then

1. I have never had a back and crack wax

2. I shave my chest

3. I have never been to a lapdancing club

4. I have never been to church

5. I wear a vest

OI! I am NOT fucking POLAND.

Retreat ........ pushy git."

Run out of Poles again Granny?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I was UK junior handwriting champion.

I have been to 3 Kylie gigs.

I love Turkish food.

I have kissed boys and liked it.

I have an older sister.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"that only leaves No 2 as the lie then

Too slow bozo!

I have never been to a footie match!

so who was right then? me or granny lol

The clue is in the post that says "we have a winner"

but you also said you had never been to a footie match - does that mean you had two lies in your five?

Did you plug in your brain this morning? I have never been to a footie match... this is true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was UK junior handwriting champion.

I have been to 3 Kylie gigs.

I love Turkish food.

I have kissed boys and liked it.

I have an older sister. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2...cant believe you have only been to 3!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's one actually I feel a crack wax would be too painful

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

the older sister ?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

bugger it, I'm not gonna wait till I'm a winner, here's my 4 truths and a lie

1. I once beat Steve Ovett in a race

2. I had only ever slept with K until we started swinging

3. I worked in Russia

4. I have f**ked underwater in my SCUBA gear

5. I once had long hair

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"2...cant believe you have only been to 3!"

you win........ not been to any lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was UK junior handwriting champion.

I have been to 3 Kylie gigs.

I love Turkish food.

I have kissed boys and liked it.

I have an older sister.

3?"

no 1

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I was UK junior handwriting champion.

I have been to 3 Kylie gigs.

I love Turkish food.

I have kissed boys and liked it.

I have an older sister. "

3 & 4 are true. 2 MUST be true.

Hmmm...

5 is the lie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's one actually I feel a crack wax would be too painful"

Hmmm big rufty tufty soldier eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was UK junior handwriting champion.

I have been to 3 Kylie gigs.

I love Turkish food.

I have kissed boys and liked it.

I have an older sister. "

3 is the lie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2...cant believe you have only been to 3!

you win........ not been to any lol xx"

bollocks..now I have to think of something...can I pass my win across?

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"2...cant believe you have only been to 3!

you win........ not been to any lol xx

bollocks..now I have to think of something...can I pass my win across?"

No you can't slacker!!! Four truths and a fib!!

And now you're all playing nonsense I'm going to take off last nights clothes and drag my ass in the shower and go out for lunch with a really hot chick!

Laters... enjoy! x

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"It's one actually I feel a crack wax would be too painful"

wimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will all the people who keep pushin in back off n let the winner have a go ....... 's like a Ski Jumper Sale at Aldi .

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"bugger it, I'm not gonna wait till I'm a winner, here's my 4 truths and a lie

1. I once beat Steve Ovett in a race

2. I had only ever slept with K until we started swinging

3. I worked in Russia

4. I have f**ked underwater in my SCUBA gear

5. I once had long hair"

I think you were probably a sweet lad until K corrupted you.... lol so I think it is probably no.5!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I horseride daily

2. I have a PVC fetish

3. I am frightened of flying

4. I love large Breasts

5. I use to be a Brownie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I horseride daily

2. I have a PVC fetish

3. I am frightened of flying

4. I love large Breasts

5. I use to be a Brownie

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"bugger it, I'm not gonna wait till I'm a winner, here's my 4 truths and a lie

1. I once beat Steve Ovett in a race

2. I had only ever slept with K until we started swinging

3. I worked in Russia

4. I have f**ked underwater in my SCUBA gear

5. I once had long hair

I think you were probably a sweet lad until K corrupted you.... lol so I think it is probably no.5!!!!

Nope, I used to go to a ladies hairdressers to get my hair washed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I horseride daily

2. I have a PVC fetish

3. I am frightened of flying

4. I love large Breasts

5. I use to be a Brownie

3 "

nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I horseride daily

2. I have a PVC fetish

3. I am frightened of flying

4. I love large Breasts

5. I use to be a Brownie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I horseride daily

2. I have a PVC fetish

3. I am frightened of flying

4. I love large Breasts

5. I use to be a Brownie

1?"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a cat and a dog.

I love children.

I love to cook.

I originated from Hong Kong.

I have lived in this country for over 30y.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I have a cat and a dog.

I love children.

I love to cook.

I originated from Hong Kong.

I have lived in this country for over 30y.

thats easy Pearl Number 2 is not true!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I horseride daily

2. I have a PVC fetish

3. I am frightened of flying

4. I love large Breasts

5. I use to be a Brownie

Nope"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I horseride daily

2. I have a PVC fetish

3. I am frightened of flying

4. I love large Breasts

5. I use to be a Brownie

Nope

nope lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cat and a dog.

I love children.

I love to cook.

I originated from Hong Kong.

I have lived in this country for over 30y.

when did you win Pearl ? eh ? eh ? when ?

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

4. I have f**ked underwater in my SCUBA gear

if this is true i want to know how you nanaged it, have just done PADI advanced diver , and would love to try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cat and a dog.

I love children.

I love to cook.

I originated from Hong Kong.

I have lived in this country for over 30y.

when did you win Pearl ? eh ? eh ? when ?"

with you it's number 2. You hate the buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4. I have f**ked underwater in my SCUBA gear

if this is true i want to know how you nanaged it, have just done PADI advanced diver , and would love to try it"

YOU failed that part of the course then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cat and a dog.

I love children.

I love to cook.

I originated from Hong Kong.

I have lived in this country for over 30y.

when did you win Pearl ? eh ? eh ? when ?"

Don't think it matters, and I could easily picked out the fib in yours!

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over a year ago

"I have a cat and a dog.

I love children.

I love to cook.

I originated from Hong Kong.

I have lived in this country for over 30y.

when did you win Pearl ? eh ? eh ? when ?

Don't think it matters, and I could easily picked out the fib in yours!

ypu have met me, picking my lie should be easy for you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cat and a dog.

I love children.

I love to cook.

I originated from Hong Kong.

I have lived in this country for over 30y.

thats easy Pearl Number 2 is not true!!!"

Too easy, isn't it?

Need to think more deeply!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

4. I have f**ked underwater in my SCUBA gear

if this is true i want to know how you nanaged it, have just done PADI advanced diver , and would love to try it"

only advanced open water? well you know PADI they have a course for everything lol

you are right though, as much as I have tried K always says she doesn't want to embarass the fish! pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. It's my birthday tomorrow

2. I have a phd

3. I am an advanced driver

4. I sell cup cakes

5. I collect pigs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. It's my birthday tomorrow

2. I have a phd

3. I am an advanced driver

4. I sell cup cakes

5. I collect pigs "

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over a year ago

"1. It's my birthday tomorrow

2. I have a phd

3. I am an advanced driver

4. I sell cup cakes

5. I collect pigs "

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I have a cat and a dog.

I love children.

I love to cook.

I originated from Hong Kong.

I have lived in this country for over 30y.

thats easy Pearl Number 2 is not true!!!

Too easy, isn't it?

Need to think more deeply!

I could have used the same lie but people know my dislike of kids far to well lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I have a cat and a dog.

I love children.

I love to cook.

I originated from Hong Kong.

I have lived in this country for over 30y.

thats easy Pearl Number 2 is not true!!!

Too easy, isn't it?

Need to think more deeply!

I could have used the same lie but people know my dislike of kids far to well lol"

do I get another go now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. It's my birthday tomorrow

2. I have a phd

3. I am an advanced driver

4. I sell cup cakes

5. I collect pigs "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NO I have sold cup cakes....... make em too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. Number 1 is right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cat and a dog.

I love children.

I love to cook.

I originated from Hong Kong.

I have lived in this country for over 30y.

when did you win Pearl ? eh ? eh ? when ?

Don't think it matters, and I could easily picked out the fib in yours!

Oh but it does matter. Rules is rules. Without them we would have anarchy and what would happen to the forums then??? Eh, eh, eh?

What? They'd be unruly, witty, funny and filled with banter, repartee and random 'bon mots'?

I'll get me coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. It's my birthday tomorrow

2. I have a phd

3. I am an advanced driver

4. I sell cup cakes

5. I collect pigs

5 then?

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

4. I have f**ked underwater in my SCUBA gear

if this is true i want to know how you nanaged it, have just done PADI advanced diver , and would love to try it

only advanced open water? well you know PADI they have a course for everything lol

you are right though, as much as I have tried K always says she doesn't want to embarass the fish! pmsl"

yes advanced open water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. It's my birthday tomorrow

2. I have a phd

3. I am an advanced driver

4. I sell cup cakes

5. I collect pigs "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. Number 1 is right "

In that case, Happy Birthday Granny in advance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes ! I USED to collect pigs but don't any more ....

You WIN Pearl ......... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im an advanced driver laine .......Vroooooooooooom !

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I have 2......

Okay... 4 truths and a fib... the injurys edition

1) I once managed to break my Foot by having it run over by a lorry....

2) I once managed to Dislocate my shoulder whilst playing Ten Pin Bowling

3) I once managed to break my Ankle on my first ever skiing lesson

4) I once managed to break my Leg waiting for a train after a football game

5) I once managed to Dislocate my Knee walking and hitting it against a metal post....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. It's my birthday tomorrow

2. I have a phd

3. I am an advanced driver

4. I sell cup cakes

5. I collect pigs

got be be 3 advanced driver would check car park opening times ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have 2......

Okay... 4 truths and a fib... the injurys edition

1) I once managed to break my Foot by having it run over by a lorry....

2) I once managed to Dislocate my shoulder whilst playing Ten Pin Bowling

3) I once managed to break my Ankle on my first ever skiing lesson

4) I once managed to break my Leg waiting for a train after a football game

5) I once managed to Dislocate my Knee walking and hitting it against a metal post...."

3 is the Fib..io

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

4. I have f**ked underwater in my SCUBA gear

if this is true i want to know how you nanaged it, have just done PADI advanced diver , and would love to try it

only advanced open water? well you know PADI they have a course for everything lol

you are right though, as much as I have tried K always says she doesn't want to embarass the fish! pmsl

yes advanced open water"

I've been diving 15 years, K qualified in September but is now working towards her Master Scuba Diver

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

1, i live in Leeds but support Spurs

2, I can drive a HGV

3, I love Cats

4, I once dated a model

5, I am A Veggie

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I have 2......

Okay... 4 truths and a fib... the injurys edition

1) I once managed to break my Foot by having it run over by a lorry....

2) I once managed to Dislocate my shoulder whilst playing Ten Pin Bowling

3) I once managed to break my Ankle on my first ever skiing lesson

4) I once managed to break my Leg waiting for a train after a football game

5) I once managed to Dislocate my Knee walking and hitting it against a metal post...."

good god man you are a walking, or should that be a limping disaster!!!!

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

4. I have f**ked underwater in my SCUBA gear

if this is true i want to know how you nanaged it, have just done PADI advanced diver , and would love to try it

only advanced open water? well you know PADI they have a course for everything lol

you are right though, as much as I have tried K always says she doesn't want to embarass the fish! pmsl

yes advanced open water

I've been diving 15 years, K qualified in September but is now working towards her Master Scuba Diver

did a trial dive on holiday 2 yeasr ago, been working on it ever since as and when time allows

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

4. I have f**ked underwater in my SCUBA gear

if this is true i want to know how you nanaged it, have just done PADI advanced diver , and would love to try it

only advanced open water? well you know PADI they have a course for everything lol

you are right though, as much as I have tried K always says she doesn't want to embarass the fish! pmsl

yes advanced open water

I've been diving 15 years, K qualified in September but is now working towards her Master Scuba Diver

did a trial dive on holiday 2 yeasr ago, been working on it ever since as and when time allows"

look in holidays thread - this is the wrong place for this discussion and we will get in to trouble lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. All pingles are dongles

2 All dongles are mushwarts

3 Pingles eat mushwarts

4 Mushwarts fuck dongles

5 Dongles never get eaten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me try, more difficult this time!

1. I have over 300 DVDs.

2. I used to be a Girl Guide.

3. I used to live in a block of flats 200m from the infamous Bus Bomb.

4. I drive like a granny going to church on a Sunday.

5. I have had breast augmentation.

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over a year ago

"1, i live in Leeds but support Spurs

2, I can drive a HGV

3, I love Cats

4, I once dated a model

5, I am A Veggie"

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over a year ago

"1. It's my birthday tomorrow

2. I have a phd

3. I am an advanced driver

4. I sell cup cakes

5. I collect pigs

got be be 3 advanced driver would check car park opening times ????"

How DARE you. I did check.....

They just ink penned it on a piece of A4 and strapped it to an enormous gate.

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over a year ago

"Let me try, more difficult this time!

1. I have over 300 DVDs.

2. I used to be a Girl Guide.

3. I used to live in a block of flats 200m from the infamous Bus Bomb.

4. I drive like a granny going to church on a Sunday.

5. I have had breast augmentation.

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over a year ago

"Let me try, more difficult this time!

1. I have over 300 DVDs.

2. I used to be a Girl Guide.

3. I used to live in a block of flats 200m from the infamous Bus Bomb.

4. I drive like a granny going to church on a Sunday.

5. I have had breast augmentation.

NO ...... 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. All pingles are dongles

2 All dongles are mushwarts

3 Pingles eat mushwarts

4 Mushwarts fuck dongles

5 Dongles never get eaten"

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"I have 2......

Okay... 4 truths and a fib... the injurys edition

1) I once managed to break my Foot by having it run over by a lorry....

2) I once managed to Dislocate my shoulder whilst playing Ten Pin Bowling

3) I once managed to break my Ankle on my first ever skiing lesson

4) I once managed to break my Leg waiting for a train after a football game

5) I once managed to Dislocate my Knee walking and hitting it against a metal post....

good god man you are a walking, or should that be a limping disaster!!!!"

yes i am... lol god knows how i play any sport at all...

Hornsters.... no...3 is true... sad but true... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. All pingles are dongles

2 All dongles are mushwarts

3 Pingles eat mushwarts

4 Mushwarts fuck dongles

5 Dongles never get eaten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me try, more difficult this time!

1. I have over 300 DVDs.

2. I used to be a Girl Guide.

3. I used to live in a block of flats 200m from the infamous Bus Bomb.

4. I drive like a granny going to church on a Sunday.

5. I have had breast augmentation.

Ooo poo! Just realised I included 2 fibs and not 1, DOH!!!

5 is one of them!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm going to have another go now as I didn't take my turn after getting Pearls lie 'I like kids' correct

1. I live in a converted pigstye

2. I once lived in Liverpool

3. I once lived in London

4. I once lived in Boston

5. I once lived in New York

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

"1. It's my birthday tomorrow

2. I have a phd

3. I am an advanced driver

4. I sell cup cakes

5. I collect pigs

got be be 3 advanced driver would check car park opening times ????

How DARE you. I did check.....

They just ink penned it on a piece of A4 and strapped it to an enormous gate. "

you should resurrect that thread for the newbies it was my favourite of last year !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going to eat stew now

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

"1, i live in Leeds but support Spurs

2, I can drive a HGV

3, I love Cats

4, I once dated a model

5, I am A Veggie

corect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dan's go;

1. I was an altar boy.

2. I can speak four languages.

3. I can turn my eyelids inside out.

4. I love marmite.

5. I own a Polar Bear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon Pearl doesn't drive like Granny cos she's advanced?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"No 2"

who you answering Jo?

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By *eridotWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

4. I have f**ked underwater in my SCUBA gear

if this is true i want to know how you nanaged it, have just done PADI advanced diver , and would love to try it

only advanced open water? well you know PADI they have a course for everything lol

you are right though, as much as I have tried K always says she doesn't want to embarass the fish! pmsl

yes advanced open water

I've been diving 15 years, K qualified in September but is now working towards her Master Scuba Diver

did a trial dive on holiday 2 yeasr ago, been working on it ever since as and when time allows"

If you really want to try underwater, I can give you the link to naked scuba in the caribbean - you'll have to take your own accomplice though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to have another go now as I didn't take my turn after getting Pearls lie 'I like kids' correct

1. I live in a converted pigstye

2. I once lived in Liverpool

3. I once lived in London

4. I once lived in Boston

5. I once lived in New York"

I got it right FIRST,

YOu live in a pigsty

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I reckon Pearl doesn't drive like Granny cos she's advanced?"

I've seen Pearl's advanced and have to agree with you lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I'm going to have another go now as I didn't take my turn after getting Pearls lie 'I like kids' correct

1. I live in a converted pigstye

2. I once lived in Liverpool

3. I once lived in London

4. I once lived in Boston

5. I once lived in New York

I got it right FIRST,

YOu live in a pigsty "

it certainly looks like one again after the grandkids have been roundbut we do actually live in coinverted pigstyes

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

4. I have f**ked underwater in my SCUBA gear

if this is true i want to know how you nanaged it, have just done PADI advanced diver , and would love to try it

only advanced open water? well you know PADI they have a course for everything lol

you are right though, as much as I have tried K always says she doesn't want to embarass the fish! pmsl

yes advanced open water

I've been diving 15 years, K qualified in September but is now working towards her Master Scuba Diver

did a trial dive on holiday 2 yeasr ago, been working on it ever since as and when time allows

If you really want to try underwater, I can give you the link to naked scuba in the caribbean - you'll have to take your own accomplice though

PM it if you want, i do have an accomlice my regular dive buddy is also a FB

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

4. I have f**ked underwater in my SCUBA gear

if this is true i want to know how you nanaged it, have just done PADI advanced diver , and would love to try it

only advanced open water? well you know PADI they have a course for everything lol

you are right though, as much as I have tried K always says she doesn't want to embarass the fish! pmsl

yes advanced open water

I've been diving 15 years, K qualified in September but is now working towards her Master Scuba Diver

did a trial dive on holiday 2 yeasr ago, been working on it ever since as and when time allows

If you really want to try underwater, I can give you the link to naked scuba in the caribbean - you'll have to take your own accomplice though

Don't worry darling I take my own buddy with me all the time now

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By *eridotWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

4. I have f**ked underwater in my SCUBA gear

if this is true i want to know how you nanaged it, have just done PADI advanced diver , and would love to try it

only advanced open water? well you know PADI they have a course for everything lol

you are right though, as much as I have tried K always says she doesn't want to embarass the fish! pmsl

yes advanced open water

I've been diving 15 years, K qualified in September but is now working towards her Master Scuba Diver

did a trial dive on holiday 2 yeasr ago, been working on it ever since as and when time allows

If you really want to try underwater, I can give you the link to naked scuba in the caribbean - you'll have to take your own accomplice though

Don't worry darling I take my own buddy with me all the time now

and you really think you'll get her to do it underwater? (or is it a him?)

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

4. I have f**ked underwater in my SCUBA gear

if this is true i want to know how you nanaged it, have just done PADI advanced diver , and would love to try it

only advanced open water? well you know PADI they have a course for everything lol

you are right though, as much as I have tried K always says she doesn't want to embarass the fish! pmsl

yes advanced open water

I've been diving 15 years, K qualified in September but is now working towards her Master Scuba Diver

did a trial dive on holiday 2 yeasr ago, been working on it ever since as and when time allows

If you really want to try underwater, I can give you the link to naked scuba in the caribbean - you'll have to take your own accomplice though

Don't worry darling I take my own buddy with me all the time now

and you really think you'll get her to do it underwater? (or is it a him?)

if we join that kinky website you just told us about anything might happen

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

oooohhhhh I think I have scored a lovely young lady has just pm'd me and said 'sex and travel'

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

"oooohhhhh I think I have scored a lovely young lady has just pm'd me and said 'sex and travel'"

and my Dive Buddy / FB is a her and she is up for anythinig once just to see if she likes it, twice if she aint sure, and more than twice if she does

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

thanks for the PM Peridot but the site has blocked the url

Will research it myself

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By *eridotWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

spelt out the site name in a pm - sure you'll find it now.

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

"spelt out the site name in a pm - sure you'll find it now."

yup i will thanks again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's one actually I feel a crack wax would be too painful

Hmmm big rufty tufty soldier eh!

I'm a whimp and not ashamed to admit it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to AandK

No 4 is the lie

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"to AandK

No 4 is the lie

nope we really did live in Boston

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

"to AandK

No 4 is the lie

nope we really did live in Boston"

was that 'More than a Feeling'

(sorry could not resist)

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"to AandK

No 4 is the lie

nope we really did live in Boston

was that 'More than a Feeling'

(sorry could not resist)"

would love to be feeling Iconic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooo thank you very much - likewise for sure.

Ok No 5 then

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

yep you are right this time, we lived about 5 miles outside

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"1. All pingles are dongles

2 All dongles are mushwarts

3 Pingles eat mushwarts

4 Mushwarts fuck dongles

5 Dongles never get eaten"

No 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok here we go for me:-

1. I was Carnival Queen

2. I used to work in the Police force

3. I have a phobia of circus clowns

4. I have never had a banana sandwich

5. I enjoy theme parks and thrill rides

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over a year ago

"Ok here we go for me:-

1. I was Carnival Queen

2. I used to work in the Police force

3. I have a phobia of circus clowns

4. I have never had a banana sandwich

5. I enjoy theme parks and thrill rides

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Ok here we go for me:-

1. I was Carnival Queen

2. I used to work in the Police force

3. I have a phobia of circus clowns

4. I have never had a banana sandwich

5. I enjoy theme parks and thrill rides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am so transparent

No 4 is a fib but only a little one because I only had a bite out of a banana sandwich and felt so sick at the thought of it, sweetness on bread, that Ive never done it since, but I had tried it - Ill always try the once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am so transparent

my turn

1.i played netball for england

2 I have had dinner with mick jagger

3 i can play the guitar

4 ive competed in a triathlon

5 i was married totally faithfully for 33 years

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I am so transparent

my turn

1.i played netball for england

2 I have had dinner with mick jagger

3 i can play the guitar

4 ive competed in a triathlon

5 i was married totally faithfully for 33 years

I think it is no 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am so transparent

my turn

1.i played netball for england

2 I have had dinner with mick jagger

3 i can play the guitar

4 ive competed in a triathlon

5 i was married totally faithfully for 33 years

I think it is no 3 "

well done A or K .....?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I am so transparent

my turn

1.i played netball for england

2 I have had dinner with mick jagger

3 i can play the guitar

4 ive competed in a triathlon

5 i was married totally faithfully for 33 years

I think it is no 3

well done A or K .....?

it's A

do I get to go again?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

oh well I'll have a go again

1. I was born in 1954

2. the colours of my primaryb school were green and purple

3. the colours of my grammar school were green and purple

4. I was captain of the 1st XV for two years

5. I was captain of the 1st XI cricket team

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

number 3 i guess

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"number 3 i guess "

nope that is true

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

number 2?x

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"number 2?x"

nope thats true too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. All pingles are dongles

2 All dongles are mushwarts

3 Pingles eat mushwarts

4 Mushwarts fuck dongles

5 Dongles never get eaten

No 5"

Yessssssssssssss explain please

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

1. I have a penchant for flat shoes.

2. I am a natural blonde.

3. I appeared in an independent movie, and had a scene with Bob Hoskins.

4. My bedroom is all pink.

5. I have won awards for line dancing.

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over a year ago

"Ok here we go for me:-

1. I was Carnival Queen

2. I used to work in the Police force

3. I have a phobia of circus clowns

4. I have never had a banana sandwich

5. I enjoy theme parks and thrill rides

What was your job in the police force ? Please?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"1. I have a penchant for flat shoes.

2. I am a natural blonde.

3. I appeared in an independent movie, and had a scene with Bob Hoskins.

4. My bedroom is all pink.

5. I have won awards for line dancing.

I think no 4 is a lie

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"1. I have a penchant for flat shoes.

2. I am a natural blonde.

3. I appeared in an independent movie, and had a scene with Bob Hoskins.

4. My bedroom is all pink.

5. I have won awards for line dancing.

I think no 4 is a lie"
Nope

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i think it is number 2... someone check her cuffs.... lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i think it is number 2... someone check her cuffs.... lol"
cheeky, and thats a no also

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"1. I have a penchant for flat shoes.

2. I am a natural blonde.

3. I appeared in an independent movie, and had a scene with Bob Hoskins.

4. My bedroom is all pink.

5. I have won awards for line dancing.

I think no 4 is a lieNope

I don't really believe it but No1 must be a lie then

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

well we all know you love ya shoes... but i can't see them being flats....

the film or the line dancing.... hmmm...

no won wins awards for line dancing!!!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

well we all know you love ya shoes... but i can't see them being flats....

the film or the line dancing.... hmmm...

no won wins awards for line dancing!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Its number 1 , thats the fib xx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Its number 1 , thats the fib xx

so I won did I?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Its number 1 , thats the fib xx

so I won did I? "
I think you may have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1, I had a pneumothorax (collapsed lung)

2, Never lost a running race at school

3,I have got a forklift truck licence

4, Never been abroad

5, Never cracked a egg

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

can i come back to mine..... i thought it would make you all laugh......

Okay... 4 truths and a fib... the injurys edition

1) I once managed to break my Foot by having it run over by a lorry....

2) I once managed to Dislocate my shoulder whilst playing Ten Pin Bowling

3) I once managed to break my Ankle on my first ever skiing lesson

4) I once managed to break my Leg waiting for a train after a football game

5) I once managed to Dislocate my Knee walking and hitting it against a metal post...."

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"can i come back to mine..... i thought it would make you all laugh......

Okay... 4 truths and a fib... the injurys edition

1) I once managed to break my Foot by having it run over by a lorry....

2) I once managed to Dislocate my shoulder whilst playing Ten Pin Bowling

3) I once managed to break my Ankle on my first ever skiing lesson

4) I once managed to break my Leg waiting for a train after a football game

5) I once managed to Dislocate my Knee walking and hitting it against a metal post...."
Can i ask if you know mally? Or if you have life insurance first?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Its number 1 , thats the fib xx

so I won did I? I think you may have

ok 4 more true facts about me and one outrageous lie

1. I have 2 children

2. I have 2 grandchildren

3. I don't want the new car that is being delivered later this month

4. I was born in South Africa

5. my brothers date of birth has exactly the same figures in it as mine

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Can i ask if you know mally? Or if you have life insurance first?

lol.. i am normally given bubblewrap if i do any sport now.....

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

number 3 about the car?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"number 3 about the car?"

sorry that is absolutely true - new company box being delivered and I would rather keep the one I've got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"number 3 about the car?

sorry that is absolutely true - new company box being delivered and I would rather keep the one I've got

Well if you insist, I will take it off your hands, purely selflessly to prevent you from any hassle, of course

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"number 3 about the car?

sorry that is absolutely true - new company box being delivered and I would rather keep the one I've got

Well if you insist, I will take it off your hands, purely selflessly to prevent you from any hassle, of course

you're welcome to it!

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